Infrastructure maniacs from the East

"Lord, I think everyone should learn to clean themselves."

Looking at the respectful butler, Xu Tian said that he was actually not feeling well when he was frightened early in the morning.

"Ok?"

Please believe that Xu Tian really didn't reflect it. The breath sound was just a subconscious response, but the housekeeper seemed to have made up something and misunderstood something. He babbled a lot of things that Xu Tian didn't understand. When the sky came back to his senses, a vigorous cleaning activity had already begun in the castle.

So what exactly happened?

When the butler rushed out in a hurry, Xu Tian was still confused. When he fully woke up, the castle had become a wet area, so Lord Xu went out with two eggs without hesitation.

No matter what, the butler can only be attached to him, so he shouldn't do anything bad... right?

Xu Tian was a little apprehensive, but he still took little Mary out. At the same time, he also took away a small bottle of salt and a few wooden sticks that were sure to be clean. The servant beside him carried a pitcher with a lid.

Yes, Xu Tian couldn't bear it anymore after eating boiled eggs for so many days. He decided to adopt a new way of eating eggs to comfort his stomach - baked!

Of course it wasn't him who baked it, and no one would let him do it. While feeling disgusted by his inattentive behavior, Xu Tian asked the servants to do the preparations without hesitation, such as looking for two branches that forked in the middle Build a shelf, another example is to find enough firewood and light the kindling...

And because Little Mary has a pair of clean hands, she can do some more detailed work, such as peeling eggs, cutting eggs into pieces, and stringing them up on a wooden stand to turn them over... Oh, no need to turn them over, after all. It was cooked, but was carefully sprinkled with a little salt.

Wait until the eggs turn a nice burnt yellow color and you are ready to eat.

Mary is still young, so Xu Tian is definitely not at ease about things like cooking. Even if the chef pats his chest to ensure that the little girl is very experienced, Xu Tian will not be able to pass the hurdle in his heart, but these trivial tasks are different. Yes, after all, I have been in the kitchen since I was a child. It is still possible to cut large pieces with a knife that is not as long as my finger.

This is the simplest version of baked eggs. The original Xu Tian didn't like this back-to-basics approach. After all, there are so many delicacies in the world, why should we be obsessed with an egg with only salt, sauerkraut, white meat, black pepper steak, braised in soy sauce Isn't the big row of tomato scrambled eggs delicious?

Even if you want to eat baked eggs, according to Lord Xu’s previous life’s standards, even if you don’t put chili peppers, the pepper and cumin animal oil is a must. My territory is a luxury... Oh, no, maybe it is not a luxury from today, after all, the housekeeper...

Two eggs are divided into eight pieces, and the two pieces are gloriously turned into coke. They will contribute to the nutrition of the land. Xu Tian is very pleased about this. Although he hopes that they can contribute to his life, the past Don't chase after him, Lord Xu should grasp the present, such as stuffing the surviving baked eggs that are not very good but still delicious, into his stomach.

Although it was boiled and baked, and it was simply salted, the person who baked it was still a pure novice, but the taste was not bad?

Probably because I ate too many boiled eggs.

Xu Tian came to the conclusion silently, chewing the egg white that was more chewy after roasting, squinting his eyes slightly to enjoy the rare and different taste - the sprinkled salt added a little salty taste, and the burnt yellow skin was naturally fragrant , pushing against Xu Tian's teeth gently, but with a slight force, he discarded his helmet and armor, and was ruthlessly divided into small pieces. Cheers from the taste buds on the tip of the tongue celebrated the rare delicacy.

He messed up really badly.

Swallowing the whole egg yolk in one gulp, the jug was put down in the fire to sterilize it and then pulled out by a branch. Xu Tian deftly picked up the lid with two sticks, scooped a sip of water into his lips to relieve his thirst, and threw the lid casually On the ground, but that's okay, someone will clean it up, after all, he likes to be clean.

The last piece of egg white was casually thrown to little Mary. Xu Tian's acting skills have improved by leaps and bounds after these days.

After going back, it was no surprise to see a castle that had hardly changed except for the wet castle and the people. After all, I didn't expect much before, so I wasn't disappointed.

It's just that the butler looked sluggish, obviously he had suffered a big blow, Xu Tian shook his head slightly and smiled, and tapped the butler's hand with his cane to show comfort.

The cleaning work is more difficult than the housekeeper imagined, because everyone has neither cleaning tools nor enthusiasm for cleaning. After all, everyone has been living in the garbage dump, and they have no choice but to imagine what a clean place without garbage is like. Xu Tian They once ordered people to clean it up, but everyone only did it superficially. Only Xu Tian's room was barely clean, and Xu Tian really couldn't control other places.

"why?"

The servants were dismissed and continued to do what they should do, and the butler was called by Xu Tian to the living room to explore the reason for today's action.

"..."

His lips trembled slightly, but something seemed to be blocked in his throat, and the housekeeper couldn't say anything.

Certain things can be done but cannot be said. Once said, there is no way out. The housekeeper is old and has lost the aggressiveness and drive of his youth. What he does today is only based on a short-term enthusiasm. It's only now that I come back to my senses to realize what I have done.

"Say."

Xu Tian didn't come to play silent games with the butler, and he didn't intend to waste too much time in silence with him.

"…because…"

The butler remained silent for a long while, and the lord's voice was like a pearl diver's knife, prying open the butler's tightly closed lips like a clam shell, and the butler's inner thoughts gradually revealed like pearls in a clam shell.

"…That's it."

After saying it, the steward's heart that had been pressing on the stone was relieved. After all, there was no room for repentance after saying it. The way of retreat had been cut off. into the abyss.

This era is not as beautiful as the later generations imagined. The higher the level, the more it is controlled by the church. Only the king who has been crowned by the pope can be truly recognized by the nobles, and those who do not abide by the canon and teaching will be sanctioned by the Holy Legion. Everyone inside is a knight who can eat white bread, with well-fitting armor and sharp weapons. They are invincible on the battlefield, they are the flames of the church's purification, and they are the swords that make everyone submit.

After listening to the housekeeper's rambling, Xu Tian kept a blank expression.

What's dirty bringing the devil and he's being tricked?

What is cleanliness and hymns is a sign of holiness so he is the true Lord? ?

What does it mean for a steward to follow his leadership to restore the territory to cleanliness and then launch a jihad? ? ?

Xu Tian just wanted to ask the housekeeper if his mind was out of whack!

"I'm just an ordinary person."

Xu Tian tried feebly to explain the reasoning to the steward. Although the hope was slim, he should still try. After all, people always have dreams.

"Why doesn't cleanliness bring demons?"

The butler has been brainwashed by himself, and Lord Xu still has unrealistic fantasies, hoping to convince the fanatical old man in front of him with his rationale. After all, he only wants to be a salted fish waiting to die instead of War madman, besides, the war of dozens of people here is not as lively as two villages fighting for water in the previous life.

"The filth actually contains a lot of things that you can't see, and if the filth stays on the surface of your body for a long time, those little things will get into your body. Some are shallow, just like small bumps, and some are deeper. become sick."

Xu Tian tried hard to explain the cause of the disease, but due to the limited knowledge of people, Lord Xu could only use the simplest sentences to explain. In fact, dirt causes disease, but disease is not necessarily caused by dirt, but It would be a long time to talk about these things, and they should be divided into big and small points, even if the housekeeper is not crazy, Xu Tian will be crazy, so Xu Tian, ​​who finds it troublesome, simply mentions it.

And the result of these words is very gratifying, at least the butler has calmed down, and there is a look of thinking on his face, which makes Xu Dahuyou heave a sigh of relief, organize his words and prepare to continue to fool the simple, kind, honest and reliable butler.

"Furthermore... Psalm..."

Xu Tian paused for a moment, and then forced himself to read these two words with shame. He couldn't help shivering, and got goosebumps on his back, but he still had to endure the discomfort and continue brainwashing... Ah no, to convince the housekeeper.

"The song I sang was actually a random song. It's a ballad from my hometown. The translation here is equivalent to praising the gods... You know I'm from another country, right?"

No matter how thick-skinned Xu Dahuyou was, he couldn't say those two words that caused discomfort. He carefully used the "song I sang" to bring it over, and then thought carefully about how he should explain the meaning of his song to the people here. , and deliberately confirmed that the housekeeper knew that he was from another country before continuing to brainwash—wrong, fool—wrong again, and persuade the housekeeper.

"There are many gods in my country, and every line of the lyrics in it represents a god... In short, this is not a hymn, this is an ordinary song."

For some reason, Xu Tian felt that the more he explained, the more he couldn't explain clearly. In the end, even himself was a little confused, so he could only hastily end the conversation, but the butler's performance exceeded his expectations.

"Master, I understand."

The butler's expression was so sincere and impeccable, but Xu Tian somehow felt that something was wrong, but he really didn't have much energy now, so he could only provide the butler with a few effective cleaning methods in his memory for him to try .

night.

"He didn't believe it at all!"

Xu Tian sat up from the bed suddenly, he finally knew the source of the sense of disobedience, but it was too late.

"How can I believe this?"

The housekeeper lay on the bed, smiling helplessly.

The author has something to say: Little Theater Xu Tian: I said that I am really just an ordinary person, why don’t you believe me?

Steward: A person who can sing the songs of the gods at will is an ordinary person?

Xu Tian: You said it wasn't a ballad about gods, it was a song about gods...

Steward: Yes, master.

Xu Tian: emmm...

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Well, the housekeeper almost believed it. As soon as "The Chronicle of the Gods" came out, Xu Dahuyou overturned on the spot.

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ps: Reminder, no matter what hair color you have, you have to shave your head first, and you have to take a bath to treat skin diseases, and finally...hehehe...

pps: Does anyone know how to make pickled eggs, the kind that only uses salt, and the time is better...

I have never eaten baked eggs, the taste is imaginable.