Infrastructure maniacs from the East

The drunken lord woke up the next day and always felt that he seemed to have forgotten something, but the blurred memory and the erased traces of the omnipotent housekeeper turned everything last night into a permanent secret. Xu Tian felt that something was wrong but couldn't find it What kind of flaws and slight doubts were also suppressed by the many documents that were brought up, and he didn't know when he would remember them. The housekeeper was relieved when he saw that the master ate a mushroom soup and there was nothing wrong with the noodles.

Only drunk people dare to confide in others. Of course, they are not willing to show in front of others. All Meler has to do is to control his ears and mouth and keep everything in his heart.

The aftereffects of rice wine are not a big deal, and Xu Tian didn't go crazy when he was drunk, but Melelle decided not to let the lord drink alcohol for a few days, and he couldn't even touch barbecue and the like. Fortunately, the weather is hot now The iced honey tea tastes good, and the hot soup can only be drunk in the morning and evening, and it is not difficult to eat something cold at noon... Melale's thoughts are mostly related to Xu Tian's affairs, especially in life.

The slow rate of Xu Tian's body weight loss is inseparable from Meler's efforts, but the housekeeper doesn't think what he is doing is so important, and he is even seriously considering whether to spend more time on medicine. It was still because he was worried that Lord Xu could not find a successor who could take care of the master like him, so he gave up and started to concentrate on training assistants.

The weather is getting hotter and hotter, and the clothes on everyone's bodies are gradually becoming thinner and thinner. Some women who have given birth will always attract a lot of attention when their breasts tremble when they walk on the road. They just smile and speed up their steps if they are good-tempered. , more seriously, directly write down who is blatant and wait for the inspectors to come and report directly. The big mouths of the aunts and uncles will fix the squint of these men-at this time, women do not have bras and have colored ones. The clothes are too expensive, and the white sackcloth can't stop you from sweating.

The inspector team made several moves and asked a few men to write a thousand-word self-criticism. This kind of mental harassment immediately healed up a lot. Although there were many men who complained, it was not that the top leader couldn’t hear the inspector team. Both openly and covertly the confrontation ended in the victory of the inspector team, and the men who suffered a lot finally learned to cure their strabismus. It can be said that everyone is happy.

As some members of the Inspectorate complained——

"It's not that these people don't have their own wives, why do they always focus on other women..."

"It's really monophonic..."

"Then you can't look at people like that, isn't this a hooligan..."

"Women don't dare to speak when these stinky men look at it like this outside. After all, other places are not Febrina..."

"I guess they don't even know what the law is..."

……

These arguments are not unreasonable. Many people are forced to study here and come here to discuss life, and they don’t have a suitable attitude. They also feel that living in Febrina is not only hard work, but also more money, and they are at home with themselves. There is no difference. You have to wait until you have violated the regulations and you are punished before you complain full of grievances and know that it is illegal, and then continue to violate another law next time.

Some people learn to be good after suffering one or two losses, and quickly asked the old man what is in the law that they did not listen to before; while some people insisted on learning the lesson again and again to increase the workload of Febrina, yes The latter kind of unrepentant Xu Tian will be punished in a square way starting from the third time.

According to the law, the first time and the second time the punishment is one, the third time the punishment is double the law, the fourth time it is four times, the fifth time it is sixteen times... and so on to punish Xu Tian by the square I also held a special meeting to discuss the medium scale with everyone, and try to be relatively fair as much as possible-absolute fairness is unnecessary. There is no such thing as absolute fairness in the world. Before Xu Tian, ​​the lord, appeared, except for a very few places People living in most areas don't even have fairness.

Still the same sentence, Xu Tian doesn't know what the things he is doing now have any effect on everyone, he just did what he wanted to do, and Febrina's changes can be interpreted in terms of modern reading comprehension. Even if it is unexpected and reasonable, it looks amazing but when you think about it carefully, everything has been expected, and these changes did not happen overnight.

The ducks have grown into adults, and the locust extermination army, who are omnivores, are enjoying eating grasshoppers one by one. Xu Tian sincerely hopes that they can also have such a good appetite when facing locusts. By the way, it is rare to find time Enduring the smell, I went to look at the pigsty that has been divided into several. As for the geese and chickens that I haven't raised this year, Xu Tian has no time or interest. There is no good appetite for ducks, and those who cannot make great contributions when the locusts arrive do not deserve to be inspected by the lord.

But these chickens also temporarily escaped the fate of being slaughtered as an adult—

—Many of those ducks outside were hatched and brought up by this group of chicken parents and mothers. It is not good for Xu Tian to let these cheap parents who have not grown up for a long time die at such an early age.

Chickens and ducks may be quite magical in the eyes of people who have never seen this kind of scene, but it is just a fairly common operation in the countryside. Many rural old ladies know how to do it - grab the rooster/hen and then Fill the chickens with a small glass of white wine, and put them on the duck eggs to be hatched when they are drunk, and when they wake up, they will treat the eggs laid by them as their own children and take care of everyone who raises them. Of course, the rooster is You have to get over it.

How many of them are paid attention to and how much scientific basis is actually not very clear to Lord Xu, but after experiments have confirmed that these methods are effective, as long as the adult chickens become mothers/fathers like ducks, there will be more ducklings in the territory at once. And even fields with soapy water and a variety of natural pesticides had far fewer times when ducks were able to hunt independently.

That's enough.

Commoners have always been a very satisfying existence.

***

After experiencing wind and rain, it is now rebuilt with blue bricks and transparent glass to prevent wind and rain from damaging the paper. New things have been pasted on the announcement wall. The captains who walk around at a fixed time every day soon found out that After reading this piece of paper, people who know the virtues of their partners who have been with each other for so long have no intention of stumbling others. They pressed their faces to the transparent glass and opened their eyes wide to see clearly. wrote something.

This is a method that everyone came up with to save time—each captain spends more time on the announcement wall every day, and comes back to tell the team members when there is any new news. Of course, as a reward, the captain will also have certain benefits, so Everyone doesn't mind spending a little more effort to make such a trip every day.

"The plague of insects is coming... The yellow worms can be dried and fed to ducks... If you catch too many, you can sell them to the castle... People can't eat them because they are poisonous..."

In the past, the captains had to save face and secretly make troubles. When they found that no one was more stupid than the other, they offered to take turns to read aloud out of good intentions. As a result, everyone felt that others must have left something unsaid, so now everyone is still back to basics. It's back to the very beginning of seeing who has a big face, a good eye, and a good position.

"Do locusts turn yellow?"

A few young people looked at each other, the middle-aged people were also a little suspicious, only a few old people looked at each other with fear in their eyes, if they were not crowded by a group of people, they would probably fall down on the spot, if they found something wrong in time, they quickly dispersed. These old people supported them, and found a relatively light-toned person with water to spray on them to wake up these people who had fallen into a nightmare.

"Ahem... what does it smell like?"

The smell of microbial fermentation after a period of time is naturally not pleasant at all, especially the steamed stuffed buns with leek and egg filling that they ate in the morning. A few people who finally woke up were almost taken away by the strong smell— ——It’s not the saliva that has been diluted so many times, but the smell of gas that comes out of the mouth when everyone is talking. If you want to experience it, you can lick your hands with your tongue when you don’t brush your teeth in the morning, and wait for the saliva to dry up. Going up and smelling it again, it will definitely be unforgettable for a lifetime...

"Have you ever seen locust plagues?"

The chatter made the old people calm down, and finally everyone asked the questions they wanted to know the most in groups, either tactfully or directly, and at the same time, they were ready to catch the old men and women if they rolled their eyes again. Prepare, fortunately, this time the old people are already mentally prepared, it just took a little time to adjust, and began to casually tell everyone about the tragic disaster that happened before they were born/when they were still little kids.

"See that bug?"

Old man No. [-], who is old but has good eyesight, pointed to the locusts that were nearly ten centimeters away. A group of young people turned around and saw a duck swallowing the green insect into its mouth. The existence that seemed so terrifying now looks so weak, even though he struggled hard, he couldn't escape the fate of becoming a meal in his belly.

Old man and old lady: ...

young people:……

#This kind of small thing can also become a disaster, is the old man doing my ass#

#I grabbed a plate before and baked it, it tastes good#

"...Ahem, don't look at how big they are now, at that time there were traces of these bugs all over the mountains..."

An old lady couldn't bear the embarrassing atmosphere now and began to work hard to save her respect, and the old people who recovered their senses also began to cooperate silently.

#We Didn't Lie#

"That's right, at that time they could grow more than half of what they are now, and they were all yellow..."

An old man continued to add angrily.

"We don't know if it's poisonous or not. We can only survive by eating grass roots and bark after being eaten up by these damn things..."

The old lady who answered the conversation had tears in her eyes, and she couldn't fake her sincere fear.

"The flying thieves are moving fast, and after leaving, there won't be a speck of green on the ground..."

This is estimated to be infected by Northeast dialect somewhere.

"Aren't we able to survive because of our flexible hands and feet? My daughter-in-law was saved with bugs..."

It's a bit too much to feed dog food on the plane!

The author has something to say: The old man of the small theater (proud): Thanks to my quick hands and feet!

——————————————————————————感谢在2020-10-1715:17:57~2020-10-1816:42:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 7 bottles of A Tie;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!