actor he came from interstellar

In the bathtub, Yang Tuo and Xi Fu were facing each other naked. Yang Tuo guaranteed with a 300-year-old foodie that when he first stripped Xi Fu, he was really just to help him take a bath, and then let the drunk I can go to bed cleanly, but things will always get out of control. The bodies of earth people, especially the bodies of earth men, really can't stand the teasing.

Xi Fu's habit of picking people's clothes off when he was drunk gave Yang Tuo a sweet burden.

The sweetness is because Xi Fu only picks Yang Tuo's clothes, and keeps saying 'I found a delicious alpaca, I want to bite it, and I want to shave his wool with a heart shape' and so on. Some gibberish words.And the burden is of course because it is useless to talk to a drunk person to be obedient. Yang Tuo is a good alpaca with a strong will, but when he and his wife were taking a bath in the bathtub, after being constantly rubbed back and forth There is no way there will be no response.

Yang Tuo looked at his little brother under him, who was already in a state of ready to go. He actually thought about a serious question in the bathtub, should he do it or not? !Yang Tuo thought about the beef in the refrigerator. There should be curry beef, red wine steak, cumin beef tenderloin and other feasts tomorrow. Thinking of these feasts, Yang Tuo couldn't bear to bully the chef who cooked them.

So Yang Tuo patted Xi Fu's buttocks, he was very reluctant to leave this place with excellent touch, so he pushed Xi Fu away, let Xi Fu lean on the other end of the bathtub and sit still, and waited. Help Xi Fu wash off the foam on his body, then dry him off and go to sleep, just put on the quilt and do nothing.

But Yang Tuo wanted to be like Liu Xiayang, and Xi Fu didn't cooperate at all.He was pushed to the other side of the bathtub by Yang Tuo, but when Yang Tuo helped him take a shower, he moved his hands wildly, and then he naturally touched Yang Tuo's little brother, and Yang Tuo's patience immediately exploded Yes, he couldn't control the anger that was half teased.

"Hey, I touched the little camel." Xi Fu continued to smirk and rubbed his hands directly, "Xiao Xiaotuo, how are you today? I think it must be very good, because we are on the same stage today."

Yang Tuo really wanted to wake Xi Fu up. Xi Fu didn't drink much in the past, even if he drank, he was very restrained. He never got drunk because of entertainment. Is it today's stupid appearance or is it the first time it has appeared, it really is that people who are too happy will become not like themselves.Look at what Xi Fu said, what does it mean that Xiao Xiaotuo is on the same stage with him, Yang Tuo said that he has never been an exhibitionist, and he has never planned to walk the bird, and there has never been such a way of sharing the stage!

"Let go!" Yang Tuo almost gritted his teeth, he maintained his last sanity, the beef in the refrigerator transformed into various delicacies, so he had to keep calm.

But Xi Fu didn't intend to let go at all, his hands moved even faster, while trying to help Xiao Xiaotuo vent, he also wanted to touch Yang Tuo's chrysanthemum. "Why do you want to let go? You should be very comfortable. We should be happier on such a memorable night. Well, first help you to be comfortable, and then I will be more comfortable. Xiao Xiaotuo, are you right? ah?"

Yang Tuo's body trembled, and Xi Fu, a big drunk, actually lowered his head and licked it. If he got into this, Yang Tuo would not be a man if he let Xi Fu go.These days, I haven't found a good opportunity to go to Xifu. Since someone committed suicide today, he will help someone.

"You are such a virtuous and good daughter-in-law! You want to help me feel better, so that you can be more comfortable, right? Well, I will help you, and this is all caused by you. I just wanted to be a good alpaca who loves my drunken daughter-in-law , the blackening is all because someone did it.”

Yang Tuo hugged Xi Fu, and washed him inside and out as quickly as possible. No matter whether Xi Fu wanted to resist or twist his body, Yang Tuo directly suppressed him with force.

Sure enough, when you don't need to treat Xi Fu with too much tenderness and care, the speed of helping him clean up is much faster.

For the last time, Yang Tuo hugged Xi Fu from the bathroom to the big bed in the bedroom, and he showed a pure smile to Xi Fu who was very restless, "Look how much I love you, I don't want you to be the first." The first time ended in a cold bathtub. Of course, choosing a big bed that can roll around is the best experience. But don’t worry, we have a lot of time, and you can choose a variety of play in the future. Last time you pushed me I did it on the glass door of the bathroom, my learning ability is recognized by the whole universe, you can definitely experience for yourself how happy it is."

I don’t know if it’s because it’s been washed clean, or because the sixth sense’s chrysanthemum crisis has finally come too late. It’s definitely a shameful thing for a man to be hugged by a princess. When Xi Fu was picked up by Yang Tuo, he finally came from The very drunk state became sober.

His dimpled smirk finally disappeared, and he looked at Yang Tuo flatteringly, "Yang Xiaotuo, I'm sleepy, let's stop fighting, okay?"

"Stop making trouble?!" Yang Tuo put Xi Fu on the bed, he looked down at Xi Fu, it was really too late to say this.After he put all the gluttons in his stomach in confinement, he became an invincible alpaca. At this time, let's stop making trouble, Xiao Xiaotuo absolutely refuses. "This suggestion is rejected! Let me count your mistakes today. First, we agreed to answer questions in a professional manner at the press conference, but you used a dog-abusing tone! Then, I will help you at the reception. You stopped the wine and told you to drink less, but you refused to stop drinking one glass after another! Finally, in the bathroom just now, who said that you want to have a special experience on a special night? So, it is absolutely impossible not to stop making trouble. "

While saying that, Yang Tuo took out the lubricating ointment from the bedside table, and skillfully applied it to Xi Fu under him.Look, this is his learning ability, as long as you watch it once, you can get started quickly, not to mention that you have experienced it yourself.

Without waiting for Xi Fu to continue talking nonsense, Yang Tuo directly kissed Xi Fu's mouth where he wanted to say more. Both hands did not rest, one touched Xi Fu's sensitive waist, and the other touched down. past.Yang Tuo is giving back to Xi Fu all the tricks that Xi Fu used on him.

The success rate of Xi Fu's attempt to resist was zero. He was kissed and kissed by Yang Tuo and finally had to admit that Yang Tuo's learning ability was super strong. Is it all because alpacas give way to humans?

So human beings must rise up, so is it still too late for him to practice martial arts every day?

When Yang Tuo heard Xi Fu's question, he really laughed, "You should exercise hard so that you can have a more resilient body. But it is difficult to surpass me, so you must cook well and eat well. You have a choice between feeding my belly or feeding Xiao Xiaotuo. Say it yourself, is there any alpaca that is more understanding than me?"

Yang Tuo was somewhat reluctant to give up the tightness and warmth brought by his daughter-in-law's chrysanthemum. He didn't know it before, but only after experiencing it did he realize that Xiao Xiaotuo's body can be so comfortable.It is really a difficult choice whether the desire of appetite or Xiao Xiaotuo's desire is more important.

Xi Fu should be grateful for Yang Tuo's foodie nature, otherwise he would have to be crushed when he encountered such a ferocious alpaca, and it would be an unsolvable problem if the force value was not enough.

When Xi Fu woke up the next day, he only hated one thing, why he so clearly remembered every detail of what he did after he was drunk, and Yang Tuo could not be blamed for taking advantage of others.

However, Xi Fu didn't feel any discomfort in his body. He remembered that Yang Tuo had better give him a massage. The chrysanthemum had also been used in medicine. After taking it, Yang Tuo did all the aftermath responsibly.And not only that, Xi Fu actually smelled the smell of food, could it be that after Yang Xiaotuo got on his back, Caiyang Buyang finally lit up his culinary skills?

"You're overthinking." Yang Tuo told Xi Fu not to stay in bed and get up quickly for breakfast, "I bought this by car. Brother Jianfei recommended me a breakfast restaurant, which is not too far from here. You still have some gaps in what you've done, but on days when you're inconvenient, we can make do with it."

When Xi Fu heard this, his chrysanthemum tightened up. He admitted that he also felt pleasure in being down there, but he really didn't like being pressed. What Yang Tuo said meant that he would always be inconvenient for a few days every month in the future. up.Sure enough, I had to move immediately, to a place where there were no breakfast shops around, and the villa I saw last time was a very good choice.

"Yang Xiaotuo, how can I have the heart to let you make do with it." Xi Fu expressed his love for Yang Tuo very seriously, "I only want to give you the best, so let's not make do with it, okay?"

Yang Tuo gave Xi Fu a sideways look, but he refused.It is said that you know the taste of meat only after you have eaten it. Xiao Xiaotuo has eaten meat before, so he will always miss the taste of meat.He is really an alpaca with little desire, but it is impossible for him not to eat meat all the time. "It depends on your performance, it depends on my mood."

Xi Fu drank the porridge, his eyes darkened a little.Drinking is a mistake, this sentence is really true.How did he make an alpaca a meat-eating alpaca.As men, of course I know how unlikely it is for Yang Tuo to give up meat. It seems that in the future, we really have to rely on our own abilities in bed.No, according to Yang Tuo's attributes, Xi Fu felt that his kung fu should be outside the bed, feed Yang Tuo's stomach well, and the rest can be discussed.

Regardless of what Xi Fu thinks now, Yang Tuo has already turned on the computer, and can see what kind of hot discussion the effect of yesterday's press conference has caused.

The reaction in the newspapers in Huaguo was generally applauded. At this time, the global changes caused by Huaguo’s mobile phone manufacturers must be given a three-pointer, but there are some doubts from abroad. I didn't know until it was officially sold a few days later.

At this time, Yang Tuo accidentally opened the website of the evil force, and he saw a popular post on the top of the post, "Official candy: President X designer CP is released, I want the whole world to know that you are definitely not just an actor" Alpaca, I will prove your talent for you! '

Yang Tuo knew this would be the result, and now Xi Fu's wish was really fulfilled, and the official CP was released.