actor he came from interstellar

About the online CP article, Xi Fu was indeed told by Xi Wang.Xi Wang deliberately sent all the addresses and links of these websites to Xi Fu, telling him that this is a new trick in the entertainment industry.And Xi Fu actually knew about it earlier than Yang Tuo.

Xi Fu opened the door to the evil world during his lunch break at work, and then no one in the company wanted to approach his office in those few days. The air-conditioning there really saved years of air-conditioning bills, and the employees all said silently Now that it's autumn, don't torture yourself like this, because it's easy to catch a cold when it's cold and hot, so it's better for them to stay far away from Xifu.

While Xi Fu was furious, he scanned all the CP articles on the Internet. This was a process of self-torture, and he wanted to know himself and the enemy so that he could win every battle.When Yang Tuo called these two days, it took him more than 20 years of self-cultivation to not reveal anything wrong on the phone. No matter what, Yang Tuo is innocent and should not blame him.

But rationality is one thing, jealousy is another.Especially when he saw the rice ball coming back with Yang Tuo, it really made him want to take a bite out of Yang Tuo.Of course, Xi Fu then took action, and without taking off his apron, he hugged Yang Tuo and gave him a deep kiss, and by the way, he wiped all the oil on Yang Tuo's face.

"Why did you bring this cat back? No one wants it anymore. If you like to keep pets, tomorrow we will adopt a dog. The kind that is more aggressive, the cat will not dare to come in the future. "

Why are you so childish!Yang Tuo didn't say this, but he looked at Xi Fu with naked eyes, who told Xi Fu that cats must be afraid of dogs?A refined cat like rice ball is not something that ordinary dogs can deal with.

Fantuan can understand human language a little bit, and it knows that Xi Fu doesn't welcome it. The reason is obvious. Its stepfather's bad popularity has affected the cat, which is to vent its anger.However, as a big-bellied cat, it will not shrink back because of Xi Fu's slight rejection. On the contrary, in order to be able to eat delicious food, it can be cute in all kinds of ways.

"Meow~" The rice ball hugged Xi Fu's thigh, opened its eyes wide and showed an expression of grievance, it didn't want much, just a big plate of vinegared fish fillets, it already smelled the smell.

Xi Fu was hugged by a cat on the thigh, what can he do to the rice ball, it is absolutely impossible to kick the rice ball away.Not to mention, seeing Fantuan's aggrieved appearance, Xi Fu really wanted to pinch its fat face.

Xi Fu turned his head away from the rice ball and said to Yang Tuo with a straight face, "Is it cute? It hugs its thighs when it sees people. Such an unreserved cat must not be raised. What if you follow suit and fail? Why don't you hurry up and put it on the cat?" It hugged away, and the fire in the kitchen stove was still on."

Yang Tuo really didn't want to raise a rice ball, even if he adopted it for a few days, he was still not allowed to enter the bedroom.Xi Fu didn't understand, but just now he heard Fantuan saying 'one more kiss, yo, one more kiss', this kind of booing cat is not a good pet.

Yang Tuo pinched the back of Fantuan's neck, and had an in-depth exchange with it, telling him not to see or listen to evil, otherwise he would only be given cat food for seven days.The hair on the face of the cat on Fantuan concealed its pity. For an unmarried cat, watching human love stories is one of the few interesting things. Yang Tuo even deprived it of such interest. There is no way to admit it just for the food.

When Xi Fu brought out the vinegared fish fillets, the cat of Fantuan, wagging its tail listlessly, instantly raised its head, and its nose was sniffing the air like a dog, as if it was about to throw down the dish look.

Xi Fu scolded for nothing, although he forced Yang Tuo to take the rice ball aside, he still specially gave the rice ball a plate of vinegared fish fillets.It's not that Xi Fu made it specially for rice balls, but most of today's dishes are related to vinegar, such as vinegar cucumber, vinegar potato shreds, vinegar fish fillet, sweet and sour pork ribs, sauerkraut lamb casserole, it can be regarded as a mistake Let the rice ball eat the vinegar fish fillet it wants.

What Yang Tuo didn't understand after seeing today's dishes, it seems that Xi Fu knew everything, so Yang Tuo felt that he should pretend to be good for the sake of his stomach.

"Thank you, Chef Xi, I've finished the meal. Do you think these are enough? If not, I'll fill them up for you." Yang Tuo took the initiative to help Xi Fu take off his apron with a wink, and smiled innocently at him. .

Seeing Yang Tuo's smiling face, Xi Fu felt a little sulking again, couldn't he stop smiling obsequiously, he always felt exactly the same as the cat that had plunged headfirst into the job bowl.So Xi Fu only said three words to Yang Tuo, "I'm hot."

Yang Tuo was dumbfounded, the kitchen has an air-conditioner, and this man is also making air-conditioning, he's warming up wool!Open your eyes and tell nonsense, can't you be more distracted?

Yang Tuo reacted quickly, and understood that Xi Fu didn't want to lose his heart, but wanted to lose his kidney. "Then after dinner, I'll help you take a bath, and I'll make sure it's free."

Only then did Xi Fu smile in satisfaction, Yang Xiaotuo still had a good understanding with him, and today he was finally able to play in the bathroom. He had thought about things like rubbing soap on each other for a long time.By the way, pressing Yang Tuo against the frosted glass in the bathroom should feel very good, and you can see his reaction in the mirror.Will Xi Fu say that all of these refer to those evil little Huangwen?No, he was really going to be hot when he thought about it.

How could Yang Tuo fail to think of Xi Fu's evil thoughts, but as an alpaca who loves his partner very much, he pampers him unconditionally. In this regard, he has really achieved the ultimate level of magnanimity.

So this meal passed away peacefully in Xi Fu's brain-filling bathroom plot and Yang Tuo's brain-filling petting plot.

But what should come can't escape, Xi Fu still discussed with Yang Tuo about the evil CP on the Internet after the meal. "So, we should stop the spread of unhealthy tendencies. I absolutely must beat them and become the victor."

"What are you going to do?" Yang Tuo said that it was rare for him to see Xi Fu being naive, and he would cooperate with whatever Xi Fu wanted to do.

Xi Fu asked Yang Tuo to sit down and opened a document for him to read. "Leave the rest to me. You just need to make a recommendation for this "I Love You Too When I Become an Alpaca"."

What kind of new ghost is this?

When Yang Tuo saw the name of this document, he was stunned. Then he realized that the title of the article was just the first of the nine thunders. This was actually a CP article written by Xi Fu. The protagonists were of course Yang Tuo and Xi Fu. .Of course, it’s useless to use his real name so openly and aboveboard. It’s all a human setting, but after Yang Tuo’s reincarnation, the alpaca lost the memory of being a human, so Xi Fu didn’t choose to become a human when he was reincarnated, but He chose to become another alpaca. He traveled across the ocean from Australia to America and finally found his mate. In the end, the two alpacas fell in love with each other.

This story is not finished, Xi Fu has just written [-] characters, Yang Tuo is honored to glance at the outline first.And this article has been serialized in JJ for ten days.

Xi Fu hugged Xi Fu's waist with one hand, manipulated the mouse with the other, and showed Yang Tuo the chat records between him and editor JJ, "You see, some editors have asked me out, it seems that my article has great potential, and I want to share it with you." I signed the contract. But it’s fine if we sign the contract. We’re not short of the money. Anyway, we’re not afraid of losing exposure. It’s enough to pay it hundreds of landmines every day, or find a way to let the company help hack the other party’s server , Put this article to the top, do you think this idea is better? I really want the whole world to know that you are my Yang Tuo alone, so you have nothing to do with those people. When will the same-sex marriage law be established? Only then can we pass!"

Yang Tuo really wanted to cover his face, he felt that he was very unscrupulous, and only today did he know that the reliable Xi Fu was even more unscrupulous. "Is this really good? It would be better if the pictures and texts are combined. I will provide pictures for these two alpacas. If you authorize me, I will adapt this story into a comic version."

"Okay." Of course, Xi Fu immediately agreed, his family Yang Tuo is good, and they can cooperate in this way to show their affection.In this way, the jealousy in Xi Fu's heart dissipated a lot, and he decided to be gentle with Yang Tuo later in the bathroom.

Fantuan said that it is useless for Yang Tuo to just let it stay in the living room. Even if it cannot witness the love action movie between two humans, it can still hear the sound from the bathroom.As expected, human beings are races that like to exercise, so they go to sleep when they are full.It doesn't want the two of them to be together for too long, its hearing is not bad, and it really can't sleep peacefully in such a place full of spring.