Teenage "basic" talent

The first half was coming to an end, and it was finally Black Dog's turn to play. Xiao Mo flicked his sweater, plucked his hair, put the yellow doll in his butt pocket, put on a lavalier microphone, and carried an egg basket under the camera. on stage.

"Why does it look like someone who came up to sell agricultural products... This is a robot exhibition, not an agricultural product exhibition. Are you sure Xiao Mo is in the right place?!"

After the opening, Xiao Mo used all kinds of gorgeous and empty rhetoric to boast that their products are unparalleled and indescribable. Netizens looked at the props that were suspected to be painted like duck eggs and used to pose, and they questioned...

"Could it be an easter egg session specially arranged by the exhibition? To create a burst of laughter? I think that instead of promoting those broken eggs, Xiao Mo might as well take out the dolls in his buttocks...it looks quite delicate and realistic."

During the live broadcast, Xiao Mo wasted a whole minute without getting to the point. People who watched the exhibition seriously began to get impatient, and they went online to complain about the negligence of the organizer's review. Organizer's.

"What are those easter eggs for? For a lottery? For playing water polo?"

There were quite a few students from the University of Science and Technology in the crowd, and they were embarrassed when they heard that the well-informed person accompanying them said that Black Dog Company's entry into the exhibition was related to the University of Science and Technology of China.

One of the roommates said to Shan Yusheng who was watching the exhibition, "Your brother really intends to brag like this for 3 minutes? Then smash eggs and throw fireworks?"

"He's not a clown." Shan Yusheng's voice was cold, and he glanced sideways at his roommate. He didn't explain to Xiao Mo much, and he didn't need to explain. He turned the eyeballs of the young people on the stage and looked at the crowd. Shan Yusheng knew that Results are coming soon.

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Xiong Taimin is a primary school student with a distaste for cats and dogs. He usually doesn’t learn what Iron Man he likes. In order to educate his children, his parents brought him to participate in the robot exhibition. He has steel and science, and can broaden his horizons.

The little boy wandered around the exhibition behind his parents. He was surprised by everything he saw. He touched things here and there, and almost broke other people’s products. The boy looked at Coca-Cola and laughed.

"You child..." The parents were so angry that they were about to hit, the little boy sneaked into the crowd, and ran away without a trace. He didn't understand the panic of the parents behind him.

Taking advantage of his young age, Xiong Taimin bumped into this person's waist in the crowd, stepped on that person's foot, and laughed at the embarrassment of others without even apologizing. Just as he was having fun, a person suddenly walked off the stage, The crowd split the sea like Moses, and he and the youth in front were exposed to the camera.

The young man walked up to him, put his palm on top of his head, and said in a very magical tone: "The chosen child, I have been ordered to give you a child."

"You lied to a ghost! The teacher said that there is no good thing in the sky, and only men and women can have children!" Xiong Taimin laughed at the stupidity of the youth, and the crowd beside him couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The young man was not angry, and handed a red egg to the boy.

The red egg is tied with a ribbon, and when the ribbon is removed, there is a line of boy written on the inside.The young man continued to persuade, "If it's fake, it can't be true. I believe that a smart child like you must have his own opinions. Please read the words on this ribbon, and you will be a father."

Xiong Taimin was praised by Matsushita, but he didn't fully believe it. Xiao Mo raised the corner of his mouth and said, "Of course, if you can't read, you can turn to the tail of the ribbon, where the pinyin is marked."

"Who wouldn't!" Xiong Taimin was holding the egg, and stumbled out the words on it, "My baby, my dear baby, please be born..."

clack clack...

Xiao Mo took off the earphones and aimed at the red egg, recognized the voice key of the egg and opened the lock, in the eyes of everyone, it was like a chick breaking its shell, Xiong Taimin was stunned, the cracks in the red egg were getting bigger and bigger, there was something in the transparent thing Drumming, as if trying to break out of the shell...

"It, what's wrong with it? No, no, the guy inside won't bite me, right..." Xiong Taimin was panicked and speechless.

Xiao Mo gestured in the director's direction for a close-up, bowed his head and said to the boy, "Congratulations, you are now a father."

click-

The red egg finally broke open, and the nutrient solution flowed out from the boy's crack, dripping and sticking to the boy's hands, "What is this?"

Xiong Taimin was so frightened that he didn't move, and he didn't dare to let go of his hand.Xiao Mo peeled off the eggshell that blocked his view, and saw a thumb-sized baby lying inside the boy's fist-sized red egg.

She has wet and soft lanugo, a cute chubby face, a naked body as cute as a lotus root joint, a bulging belly breathing up and down, and the soaked tender skin is a little wrinkled.She yawned lazily, her eyelashes trembling, she rubbed her eyelids with her bean-sized fists, and opened those eyes, dark eyes that seemed to reflect sleepiness.

——This is just a boot action.

Those who watched the live broadcast and the scene were stunned!

Xiao Mo patted the little boy who was also stunned, "Hold your child well."

"Is she a girl without a bird?"

The little boy reached out to touch the doll, but was shocked by the smooth touch and withdrew his hand, "Her skin is so tender, like tofu, won't it fall apart? What's her name? Is she really my child?" ? Why is she so small? Can she talk? What does she eat and drink? I'm so worried that I can't feed her?"

What is it like to be a father?

Feeling the miracle of life, feeling a responsibility that is completely his own, feeling at a loss and full of joy...Xiong Taimin will not calmly suppress his emotions, he keeps chirping to express his panic, he even cried a little moved...

"Is she really mine? You won't take it away, will you?"

Xiong Taimin hugged the baby girl nervously, and when he saw the baby girl frowning in discomfort, he hurriedly let go. The boy's parents came after the big screen, and Du Chun stepped forward to hand out the breeding instructions and a red bellyband as a gift.

Xiao Mo was explaining while going on stage, at this time there were only 3 seconds left before the 30-minute free show.

"It's an amazing educational product for children."

"When it is born from the shell, there is 'life', and they begin to perceive everything in the outside world...environment, language, emotion. Yes! They have emotions, or they imitate emotions. They are all white when they are born Paper, the same appearance, the same configuration and the same size, but when they have different family members, they will become different. They are amazing, they can perceive the emotions of their families, get more and more care and love, and gradually grow up They grow up and learn to speak, and their body shape, appearance, and personality will become more and more similar to their family members."

"They are...love dolls. When you love them, they will become what you want in your heart."

30 seconds to—

Xiao Mo took off Mike and retired amidst all the attention!

The judges spoke highly of the conception and technicality of the product, and there were endless praises!

During the intermission, exhibition hall 47 was surrounded by crowds, and there was also discussion about this on the Internet. At the same time, Xiao Mo's online account shared a link to the official website of Black Dog Company, and posted the pre-order page for four love dolls.Two men and two men, red and blue are character counseling, yellow and white are study counseling.

"What is study counseling?" A visitor in front of the booth asked inexplicably.

Xiao Mo put Nuan Nuan on the booth table and pushed it. The girl with the big index finger was like a machine with a blank expression on her face. The tourists came closer to watch, Nuan Nuan took a step back quietly, Xiao Mo pushed again, "Say hello first .”

Nuan Nuan refused to open her mouth.

"Hey, little guy, how can you be as stubborn as that kid when you are not big? Although I despise you for being too noisy, but if you keep pretending to be dead like this, I will throw you away!"

Nuan Nuan was shocked, and immediately hugged Xiao Mo and pushed her finger, still expressionless.

"It's really stubborn... I won't force you." Xiao Mo sighed helplessly, and said to the tourists, "The learning money has a huge brain capacity. If you take it out to go to class and work, just ask them if you don't understand anything."

Xiao Mo pinched Nuan Nuan's face, "Come on, tell me the change in the number of people in the crowd when I was on stage just now?"

Nuan Nuan stretched out her two small tender hands to sign numbers, Xiao Mo muttered that he couldn't understand and urged him again, Nuan Nuan reluctantly opened his mouth, and reported the number cracklingly, the audience gradually lost one minute before Xiao Mo went on stage, until His resignation aroused curiosity, and the number of spectators was stable, and gradually more and more people gathered later, reaching thousands of people.

Xiao Mo blinked blankly, the girl's accent was very similar to his, "No wonder you don't want to open your mouth, because you think my voice is not delicate enough...doesn't match your image?"

The tourists were amused by Xiao Mo's brain circuits and the intelligence of the dolls. Someone asked for the remaining three and offered to buy them, but Xiao Mo refused them all... It would be generous enough to give up one for the effect!

A salty pig's hand took advantage of the chaos to secretly lift the skirt of the girl with the index finger, Xiao Mo grabbed it, smiled and said in a low voice, "You can't lift the skirt of the little girl."

"I just want to see how realistic she is!" A male student from a certain university was startled by Xiao Mo, and his voice became weaker and weaker.

"It's very realistic...but they are only 5.5 cm to 6 cm when they are born, and the final shape is only 15 cm, which cannot satisfy any fantasies of adult men."

After teaching a certain house, Xiao Mo taught the girl again, "Hey! You are a girl, you must protect your privacy."

Before the product came out, various strategies for love dolls began to be discussed on the Internet, such as whether "feeling the growth of love" is the same as the intimacy of games, accumulating the time buyers communicate with dolls, such as whether "perceiving emotions" is based on When people's emotions change, they can judge by the difference in body temperature, heartbeat, breathing, and speech speed, and how much distance should be kept from the dolls to help them form their personalities.

The flow of people at the booth finally cleared up. Xiao Mo satisfactorily searched for the "Love Dolls" that are gradually occupying the major portals while eating his boxed lunch. Du Chun leaned over and asked, "Then the other three will disappear if they show their eggs?"

Xiao Mo wiped his mouth after eating, "Give it to the three guests, what an affordable promotion, it saves money and is sincere."

The three highly respected judges and Xiong Taimin's parents returned home. That night, they felt something, and the first batch of real-feeling usage reports were published on their online accounts.

[Mr. Xiong]: You will know the kindness of your parents when you raise a child. I would like to thank the Black Dog Company for the gift from Mr. Xiao.My incompetent son has a 'daughter' and is like a little man. When we were in the car, he asked us how to take care of the child, and when we were in a hurry, he suddenly hugged us and said thank you... It's embarrassing.

[Guest 1]: When the baby boy came out of the shell, the granddaughter was too surprised and fell to the ground. The baby boy was about to cry, weak and howling. The granddaughter was scared to death, and the old man was dumbfounded too!The baby boy has bruises all over his back. He called the company's customer service and said that he would buy special medicine to remove the bruises... I think you are too creative, right?Will the baby boy suffer from insomnia and grow taller in the future?Then we have to buy sleeping pills, heightening drugs, messy 'drugs'?

[Guest 2]: In order to set an example for Jiajia, the little granddaughter who doesn’t eat green vegetables has fought hard—Jiajia is the baby boy’s name.The instructions say that the love doll has a few grams of food, and eating at the same table will increase intimacy.How do you guys handle your digestive system?Is there any antivirus?Or did you install a stirring device in his stomach, and his excrement turned out to be long sticks of slime? ∑(°△°|||)

[Guest 3]: My wife and I have no children. I have always wanted a child but failed, so I gave the yolk egg to my wife when I went back... They all say that my daughter is my father's little lover. After the little lover landed, he threw me away. I'm at the back of my mind, I don't want to say anything...