Teenage "basic" talent

Xiao Mo climbed up the steps, put down his luggage in the carriage, turned around and sat down at the tea seat in the rest workshop.Just as he took the tea from the service robot, he suddenly grabbed the cup with a big hand.

Yuchixi drank it all in one gulp, dropped the glass and sat across from him, with a heroic expression still in disbelief.

"Tell me that it just happens to be the same name and surname. You are definitely not that foolish Xiao who is dragging two to five to eighty thousand? Right?"

Yuchixi's eyes were full of hope, Xiao Mo smiled slightly, took out his mobile phone and put it on the table, clicked on an audio, and Yuchixi's self-satisfied voice was immediately played: "That's right... I heard that he will go too. That idiot... ..."

"Let's go, let's go!" Yu Chixi hurriedly covered the phone, and frantically turned off the video.

Xiao Mo tilted his head sideways, resting his fat head, leisurely admiring the young man's busyness.Yuchixi deleted the video in twos and then put down the phone and heaved a sigh of relief.Xiao Mo reluctantly opened his mouth, and reminded without sincerity in a pitiful tone: "Ah... I forgot to tell you, I accidentally backed up the recordings in several emails just now. As for a few, um... ...'Idiots' generally have poor brains, and it's only natural that they can't remember clearly."

Yu Chixi blushed and scolded angrily: "Despicable! I misread you!"

Xiao Mo was neither angry nor angry, and said kindly:

"I think, my dear, the only father among the seven grandparents in power in the East Eighth District will be willing to listen to the children from the Yuchi family's little evaluation of his precious son. Well... although it is not appropriate More than half of the biased remarks are made, but they are definitely unintentional remarks, not a silent condemnation of the improper education of the single family leader... Do you think so?"

"I, I, I, I—" Yuchixi's face was full of contempt, but he was speechless... "Brother, please let me go."

Xiao Mo bent his eyes, as kind and amiable as Maitreya Buddha, and patted Yuchi Xi's shoulder kindly with his big palm, "For the sake of your sincerity, I will give you a chance to repent and redeem your sins. From now on After that, I will entrust you with my basic necessities of life in the battlefield."

Is it too late to hit this guy with a hammer to lose his memory?Yuchixi was thinking worriedly.

Xiao Mo raised the corners of his mouth, and his whole face trembled slightly, "Don't you want to?"

"Willing, willing, willing." Yu Chixi squeezed out a smirk, "The villain is a loyal dog beside you who can't be beaten or scolded, and he can do whatever you want."

Xiao Mo stroked Yuchixi's dog's head, "Be good, let's play."

At eight o'clock in the morning, the train starts and the breakfast window opens.The two sat opposite each other to eat, Xiao Mo's expressionless profile was reflected in the window, Yu Chixi was a little unaccustomed to the quiet young man, so he swiped his phone to ease the embarrassment.There was a message on the online follower account, but when I opened it, I saw that it belonged to Xiao Mo.

Hundreds of old speeches full of resentment were emptied by the insanity, and new content was released a second ago.

[Xiao Mengmeng]: Start again (*＾＿＾*)... Thank you netizens for their love for me for a long time. In order to repay the enthusiasm of the general public, I decided to put down my personal safety and go to the battlefield to contribute to world peace.In the days to come, your peace and my share of sweat is the best reward for me, I love you, huh!

The black fans who were blown out and the hordes of sisters-in-law were dumbfounded. When they saw the shameless words following the shy expression, they almost vomited the overnight meal.

[I believe you have a ghost]: ←Such as the user name.

[Hehe]: Damn it, Bilian's thing is throwing a slap in the face again!

[Sister wants to chase you like crazy, but the boy is still waiting for me]: Darling, is your face still there?

［←＿←］: A large amount of mental pollution is being discharged... non-combatants please evacuate quickly.

Yuchixi's heart was swiped by the magic of the grass mud horse, and when she looked up, she almost went blind!The fat guy on the opposite side held up his mobile phone, squinted his eyes with his fat face up, and took a selfie against the light.With a click, Yuchixi cried out inwardly, and saw Fat Claw nimbly tap the screen a few times, and then Xiao Mengmeng's online account was updated again.

[Xiao Mengmeng]: On the way.

——A frontal selfie is attached at the bottom. The fat face with a large plate is extremely clear, and it looks more and more like a sour steamed bun under the sun, sullen and angry.

[It’s better to come early than to come early]: My eyes suffered [-] points of visual damage ←_← [Big Eyes]: Please tell me where are his eyes?I never found it.

[Let's find fault]: Yes, look carefully!The left eye is at the junction of [-]/[-] of the upper width and [-]/[-] of the left length, and the right eye is at the junction of [-]/[-] of the upper width and [-]/[-] of the right length... Yes, don't doubt yourself, that depression you thought was a shadow The two lines at the top are his eyes squeezed by the fat!Of course, the possibility of eyelashes is not ruled out.

[Forehead God]: I heard that it's just ugly, but not ugly... Now the two slits that look down on the world are really ugly and ugly!Rumors misled me! ! !

[Who are you when I go]: I thought you would only fall in love with Mr. Shan Er, but it seems that I underestimated you?Is this a new method for the newspaper?

Yu Chixi flipped through all kinds of unsightly comments, looked up and saw Xiao Mo showing his usual frivolous expression, as if the expressionless expression just now was just an illusion, he was slightly stunned, "You..."

Xiao Mo browsed the comments springing up like mushrooms, and slightly raised his lips.

"People, don't hesitate to show your true side."

Xiao Mo's righteous words on the surface are actually just for fun.Some people eat candy to relieve stress, others sing to relieve stress. The deeper Xiao Mo gets into a crisis, the more he likes to tease others. It always makes him feel better physically and mentally when others show their teeth and claws and pretend that he can't do anything about it.

After breakfast, the train passengers began to kill time.

The volunteers took out medical books, but Yu Chixi was a restless master, wanting to talk whenever he was free, and because he was a rickety mouth, he was always disgusted and noisy.Looking around in the carriage, but did not find a chat friend, Yuchixi stared at the opposite side.

The big fat man closed his eyes, leaned lazily on the back of the chair, plugged in his earphones, and looked like a big white bear doll, showing a little gentleness and amiability in his quietness.

"Well, no one listens to me except you..."

Xiao Mo was listening to the audiobook "The Law of the Nobility". The soft machine voice combined with the warm sun shining through the window made people drowsy. After a long time, a young man's voice rang out incessantly, like annoying flies buzzing, causing headaches, and the words in the dream gradually dissipated as Xiao Mo woke up.

The moment Xiao Mo opened his eyes, the content of the autobiography that was impressive in his dream was instantly forgotten.

Yuchixi spoke so dryly that he picked up the cup and poured water.Xiao Mo judged the situation and put on an expression of listening for a long time.

"what's next?"

In the past, Yu Chixi would be dismissed after talking to his friends for less than ten sentences. Few people could quietly listen to his nonsense. When he suddenly received a serious response, he felt like a chicken blood. He chattered again and again, from breakfast to From lunch to dinner, when it was time to sleep, the two went to each room, Yu Chixi took Xiao Mo's arm, embarrassed and reluctant to part.

"Well, you are actually a good person."

Xiao Mo smiled without saying a word.

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That night, Shan Houfang learned that Xiao Mo was on the hot topic again, so he asked Secretary Zhang to call the public relations to suppress it. When the secretary came back with a confused face, he realized that this time it was not a farce but an inspirational drama, #萧萌Mengqubattlefield# Shocked countless netizens.

The father and son were used to being indifferent, and Shan Houfang didn't know where to start when he wanted to encourage him. He stared at Xiao Mo's online account hesitantly for a while, and gave up.

The next morning, Xiao Mo yawned tiredly after getting up, and inquired about today's weather in the capital of the East Eighth District.

The three members of the Shan family are eating breakfast. The table is ten meters long. The distance between the seats is not too close or far. people's attention.

Shan Houfang swiped open the screen and saw that it belonged to the eldest son!

[It's raining today, Dad, keep warm, don't catch a cold, work hard! (At the end there is a little fat man twisting his fat body and holding high the flag of Memeda)]

Shan Houfang's first reaction was to confirm that the caller was indeed his own little bastard!

Yan Guiying glanced lightly, and saw that Shan Houfang was still in a daze, and said, "No matter what, you should finish your meal before you get busy."

For a meal, Shan Houfang ate absent-mindedly.Shan Yusheng glanced at his mother, put down the bowls and chopsticks, and left to pack his luggage. He was going to report to the University of Science and Technology of China by car today.Returning to the main building again, Shan Yusheng saw the back of Shan Houfang sitting on the sofa from the door, pushing his luggage and approaching, but his father didn't notice it and was just hanging his head in thought.

Shan Houfang was sending a text message, and the input box was densely packed with words that had no place to put them. Shan Yusheng took a look.

"You don't often send text messages. You don't know that there is a character limit. If you have too many text messages, you can send a voicemail, or send the text messages in batches."

Shan Houfang turned the phone to the back, looked at his handsome young son, "Is it packed?"

Shan Yusheng nodded, "...After I leave, you and mother should pay attention to your health and don't miss me too much." Before the voice finished speaking, he glanced at the upside-down cell phone and continued, "You suddenly sent such a message to brother. If there is too much content, he might misunderstand that it is Secretary Zhang's ghostwriting, you just need to show your concern as usual...don't force yourself too much."

Half an hour after Xiao Mo received the reply, there were only nine short words:

[It's extremely cold, you should also pay attention to keep warm]

"Tsk, the punctuation is not complete."

Xiao Mo clicked to reply, the phone rang suddenly, and after the call was connected, a cool and youthful voice came out.

--"What do you mean?"

Xiao Mo froze for a moment, checked the caller ID, it was a string of unfamiliar numbers.

—“Don’t pretend to be deaf and dumb.”

"Shan Yusheng?" Xiao Mo heard a familiar voice, his stretched back tensed slightly, he sat up straight, and looked out the window.