Teenage "basic" talent

#极地地震了# This topic has been hotly searched, stunned countless geologists.

In the early hours of last night, the satellite over the polar region failed for a few minutes, which attracted the attention of the Federation. Immediately afterwards, it was discovered that the local monitor lizards were restless, and abnormal aurora appeared. Seismic zone - geological activity is not active - the polar region that is least likely to have an earthquake actually has an earthquake? !

Experts and scholars dug up the data over the years to question the earthquake theory.

The reporters in the field learned from the returning driver that Xiao Mo and the two had escaped from the ice crack, and the robot bird followed and took pictures of the scene. Everyone was anxiously waiting to interview the two of them like puppies who smelled of meat. .

In the afternoon, Xiao Mo came back with the team and experienced the much-anticipated treatment.

The reporters rushed forward with long guns and short cannons. Xiao Mo glanced at the simple soldiers who were a little nervous facing the camera, and smiled with neat white teeth. The soldiers said: "I know you don't like to show your face, so I will do it for you."

In front of the camera, the big fat man showed his bloated body and made a pose.

Ji Boyang was looking sideways at Xiao Mo, and several reporters surrounded him to block his view... What needs to be reminded is: the 1.6-year-old boy is only [-] meters tall, not as tall as Xiao Mo's shoulders.Ji Boyang's gaze was slightly focused, gloomy, and the voices of the reporters who were about to ask questions were stuck in their throats, so they didn't dare to speak out for a while.

The reporters looked at each other... What is the identity of this boy? His aura is terrifyingly powerful!

Brother Joseph stepped forward to make a rescue, consulted Ji Boyang, and expressed to the reporter that they were willing to contribute the ice cracking scene recorded by the robot bird, but asked to edit the video so that his young master would not show his face.

Xiao Mo still showed it in front of the camera, a slender hand passed through the crowded reporters and pulled him out abruptly, almost tripping over.

Ji Boyang pulled Xiao Mo into the hospital quickly, Xiao Mo dragged his legs and stumbled, all the reporters were left behind, Ji Boyang pushed away the dermatology clinic, pushed Xiao Mo in, turned around and closed the door to let the reporters Locked outside, the female doctor sitting behind the table eating biscuits choked on the biscuit crumbs and stood up very winkingly.

"Wait, wait... I go out and you fight again."

Ji Boyang glanced at the doctor who had misunderstood, and the female doctor quickly swallowed the biscuit crumbs in her mouth, licked her lips clean and sat back on the chair honestly, "What can you tell me?"

Ji Boyang put Xiao Mo on the bed next to him, and motioned for the doctor to come and have a look.

Xiao Mo covered Ji Boyang's hand that was about to lift his pants, "What are you looking at?!"

Ji Boyang grabbed Xiao Mo harder, and a red mark appeared on his fat wrist. Xiao Mo knew that the boy was really angry, so he obediently kept his mouth shut.Ji Boyang stepped aside, the female doctor stepped forward, and he added from the side: "It should be between the second degree and the third degree."

What two degrees three degrees?Xiao Mo didn't understand, the female doctor lifted Xiao Mo's trouser legs.

After several hours, transparent blisters appeared on the red and swollen legs, granules, granules, granules, which looked like crystals under the light, but the yellow water flowing inside made the female doctor a little sick after eating the biscuits.

The female doctor raised her fat foot, Xiao Mo throbbed, and her ankle was slightly bruised.The female doctor put Xiao Mo's leg down, and patted the fat man's thick leg, thick fat wrapped the muscles.

"Look at this fat guy. With so much fat, he shouldn't have been frozen to the bones... Luckily, he only had second-degree frostbite on his legs, which hit the dermis, and his feet were slightly more serious. There was a bit of strain and the blisters burst, which may be infected."

Ji Boyang silently stared at Xiao Mo's big thick legs, as if a trace of coolness penetrated into the pores accompanied by scorching heat, Xiao Mo's legs stood in a row, singing the march of ice and fire.

Just as Xiao Mo pulled up the quilt to cover it, the female doctor came over with a tool box, disinfected Xiao Mo's legs, and picked up a needle. The cold light from the needle tip made the scalp numb.

Ji Boyang stretched out his hand to block the needle, the female doctor was stunned!The boy took the needle from the female doctor's hand and signaled her to leave.

When the female doctor walked to the door of the consulting room and was about to open the door, she remembered that this was her room, and looked back at the two of them—

A certain fat man was showing two thick legs full of blisters, and he couldn't even look at him and looked away.The slender boy in front of him bent down, focused on his ugly fat legs, meticulously pierced the blisters one by one, cleaned out the yellow water inside, and applied ointment.

The boy's side face was already pleasing to the eye, coupled with a serious expression, a little thin sweat dotted his forehead, and his eyes were persistent - there was a kind of determination that made people feel itchy in his youthfulness, like a little man.

The female doctor was infatuated, but the victim, Xiao Mo, didn't have these charming thoughts at all... The needle tip swept his legs from top to bottom like a bamboo shoot, and the dirty words in his heart rolled over several times, and his legs twitched physically... Really, this The goods are afraid of pain and needles!

Xiao Mo observed the boy's drooping eyebrows, and complained with a bit of aggrieved tone, "I said, why are you so bad-minded... I saved you, but you deliberately took me to the monitor lizard den after you clearly guessed that I had an injury on my leg Take a walk and toss me, is it interesting?"

The boy stopped and raised his eyes quietly, "Why didn't you say it?"

Xiao Mo fell silent.

The boy injected a heavy needle and stuck it into Xiao Mo's flesh. He screamed in pain and stared at the boy. The boy just raised his eyes and looked back in a normal way. His cold eyes seemed to indicate that he deserved to suffer.

"I hate smart people the most." Xiao Mo muttered angrily.

According to Xiao Mo's personality, asking for credit and giving favor is the normal routine, not to mention that the boy still affects his nightmares, he has to consider [-]/[-] of the peace, but when the incident happened, he couldn't treat the boy like a schemer, Xiao Mo didn't want to admit it ...

Ji Boyang's unusualness, whether it's appearance, voice, demeanor, or the boy's intelligence and transparency, can just rightly affect Xiao Mo.

When he came back to his senses, he even blurted out the truth...it was very dangerous...while struggling, he couldn't help hiding his injuries and did the most stupid thing he ever despised, just because he didn't want the boy to feel guilty.

The boy treated the infected wound on Xiao Mo's feet, his face did not change due to the dirt on the soles of his feet, he was quiet, as always, focused seriously - occasionally raised his eyes, the boy's eyes lightly passed over Xiao Mo, as if he could see into his heart Contradictions, but no longer ask and no longer speak.

Ripples appeared in the boy's eyes, and they returned to tranquility in an instant.

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On the evening news broadcast that day, the first wave of reports was carried out.

When Xiao Mo came back from the ice field for an interview, his unmodified and embarrassed face took up half of the screen, his fat face was unshaven, his white complexion, green stubble, and bulging cheeks captured the audience with his ugly appearance retina.

Hospital observation room.

Ji Boyang and a group of teammates who came back from hunting finished examining the wounds and lay on the hospital bed to kill time. The patrol nurse Wei Chixi suggested watching TV. The dialogue between Xiao Mo and the reporter is being played.

The reporter asked: "Do you think the ice cracks were caused by the earthquake?"

The fat man said: "Hmm...it's hard to say, maybe I caused it."

The soldiers all shifted their gazes, and glanced at Fatty Xiao who was quite complacent and shameless.In addition, countless young people who pay attention to the news also think of the "protagonist theory" that someone was extremely narcissistic and coincidental like a prophecy not long ago.

The reporter asked: "Hey, what do you think made you survive the crisis?"

The fat man said: "It's a long story..."

The reporter may have understood the pissing nature of the big fat man's unreasonable playing cards, so he said vigilantly: "Long story."

The big fat man smiled slightly, and his ugliness rose again: "In the final analysis, I am too handsome and too smart, and God is reluctant to bury me and let me die young."

The brainwaves of the viewers in front of the TV are connected again... It is said that beauty is born to be jealous of talent, and you are a scourge that will last for thousands of years.

In just 5 minutes of the interview, the reporters and directors on the scene almost collapsed. As expected, this should be an exploration of the global post-war landforms due to polar anomalies, calling for environmental protection, alerting the public, and then responding to ice cracks through inquiries. Feel, inspire the perseverance to survive in adversity, and spread the positive energy of not giving up any hope.

The interview at noon was sent back to the TV station. After viewing the video, a group of staff members were speechless towards Xiao Mo... Finally, the interview was officially broadcast because of the director's words: "Don't pursue positive energy... It is used to increase the federal The entertainment spirit of the news, don’t the audience always say that our station is not down-to-earth?”

Sure enough, after the interview was broadcast, netizens were enthusiastically ignited, and Xiao Mo style (commonly known as: narcissism style) became popular.

Shan Houfang once again received a lot of attention, and wherever he went, he was always mentioned and joked about his eldest son.On the way back to the dormitory from the library, Shan Yusheng was also surrounded by many classmates to talk about Xiao Mo... His thickness and shame broke the limit again.

Half an hour after the news broadcast, Xiao Mo received a call from Shan Yusheng.

The young boy said a few roundabout words in a lukewarm manner, the gist of which was the last sentence, "...As long as you are the eldest son of the Shan family, it means you are not alone."

Xiao Momo turned off the phone silently, touched his fat face, and faced Ji Boyang who was reading in the bed next door, "I'm ashamed?"

Ji Boyang raised his eyes and saw Xiao Mo holding the phone in his hand, he understood instantly, and turned his eyes back to continue reading.Xiao Mo thought that this guy was too lazy to answer his nonsense, curled his lips and was about to turn out the address book, the boy flipped through the pages and said in a nonchalant tone: "Just be yourself."

"This tone is really insincere, why are you so engrossed."

Xiao Mo moved his head closer, Ji Boyang closed the book, on the cover it said "Two Flowers", it was a famous modern drama.Xiao Mo withdrew his gaze boredly, not knowing that the page was a section of affectionate dialogue from the hero: [If your tears and smiles are the two most beautiful flowers in the world, you and I will have one each.Your tears belong to me and I will wipe them with respect.Your smile is yours and I will pass it into your hands.No one can make you sad, and no one can deprive you of joy, this is a gift that belongs only to you and me...I will take care of them all my life. ] But even if he saw it, Xiao Mo wouldn't think too much about it, he was busy sending voice messages to Shan Houfang right now.

【Dad, did I embarrass you? ] A sad and pitiful voice.

Shan Houfang left the reception and went to the courtyard, and called his eldest son to ask if he heard anyone gossip.Xiao Mo swipe the screen, most of the comments on the online account say that he is grandstanding, ugly people make troubles, wronged the little son, wronged the Lord, etc.

Xiao Mo said to the earphone:

"Dad, rather than being your useless eldest son, I would rather be called 'that fat daddy'... Believe me, it won't be long."

The next day.

The special topic of ice cracking in the field played the video of the scene of the ice cracking, and intercepted the fragments of the ice cracking from the video, and the network wind direction fusion!

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Behind the scenes of the small theater:

[Love Letter]: The comment area is bleak, I decided to write a small theater trick to cry, so sad~

[Time Thirty]: Hahaha

[Love Letter]: Three days a little cry, five days a big cry

[Time Thirty]: Reader: I am so distressed

[Love Letter]: ←_← Reader: My heart is so tired, you cry so hard that my head hurts.

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