Cannon fodder is really handsome [Transmigration Book]

Ye Xi slid in against the wall.

He first wanted to pluck the feathers from Xuepeng's wings, but unexpectedly, the feathers grew extremely strong, like gold and iron, holding it like a knife in his hand.After trying several times, he couldn't get it off, so he had to give up and turn to pluck the hair on his back.No wonder the roc's feathers are so valuable, it's so hard to get them, especially for a small body like Xuetuanzi, it's almost as hard to shake as welded metal.

After walking around the roc for a few times, Ye Xi managed not to tear off a hair, but the drunk Xuepeng started to turn his head and shake his wings, showing a tendency to wake up.

Ye Xi broke out in sweat, aimed at the soft feathers on Xuepeng's stomach, grabbed them with both hands, stepped on the big bird with one foot, kicked and pulled with gritted teeth, and finally pulled out a feather.

Just like that, Xuepeng's stomach lifted up like a convulsion, and then fell heavily, splashing dust on Ye Xi's face.

Seeing that Xue Peng was about to wake up, but he was suppressed by alcohol and medicine and did not open his eyes immediately, Ye Xi's heart beat like a drum.

At this time, he could no longer care about his fear, so he jumped up and grabbed the other soft feather next to his belly, kicked both feet on the bird, exerted strength with his hands and feet, and turned his upper body to 180 degrees, and let out a loud roar with all his strength, As soon as his small body became lighter, he stumbled backwards.

He endured the pain and sat up, holding a feather in one hand, and looked at the ignorant roc.

After one glance, Ye Xi jumped up from the ground like a fire, and ran out of the house amidst Xue Penglei's roar.

"Snow dumpling! What are you doing?!"

Xuepeng flapped his wings angrily, trying to get up from the ground.But he had just woken up, his whole body was still limp, and he was too big, so it was difficult to turn around for a while, so he could only watch helplessly as the nasty little thieves jumped out of the window three times and two times!

"Xuetuanzi, wait for me!"

Amid Xuepeng's thunderous roar, Ye Xi ran faster than a rabbit while holding his breath!Staggering on the white-feathered eagle, he collapsed on the eagle's back with all four feet and four hands, and exhaled with his face up to the sky, his muscles and bones scattered into a ball of mud.

Mother, that scene just now is comparable to a thrilling action movie, monk is really a high-risk job qaq!

He picked up the bird feather and looked carefully at the sun.The golden feather shines brightly in the sun, as if holding two golden leaves.This is his first rich fortune after he got here, and he got it with great difficulty even by cheating, stealing and robbing!

Pressing the feather against his chest, he closed his eyes.There are still a lot of things waiting for him after he goes back. At this moment, let him enjoy the sunshine, the breeze, and the satisfaction of having a golden feather in his bosom.

Ye Xi still sold the feathers to that familiar elixir shop.But because Xuepeng is not considered an adult roc, the quality of its feathers is compromised; in addition, it is plucked from the belly, which is not as good as the wings and back, and there is no talisman engraved, so every feather The shopkeeper is only willing to give out fifty middle-grade spirit stones.

Knowing that he was looking for an excuse to lower the price, Ye Xi could only accept it.However, thinking of the difficult experience of plucking feathers, and thinking that he might not have the opportunity to pluck them again in the future, he felt reluctant, so he only sold one and kept one for himself in case of emergency.

Standing on tiptoe, he gathered the spirit stone on the counter and held it carefully in his hands. Ye Xi felt that he was very rich, and his face shone with excitement.

However, this feeling disappeared completely when he changed from a seller to a buyer and faced a dazzling array of magic weapons.The spirit stones in my hand are not enough to spend. If you buy this, you can’t buy that, it’s evil!

After careful consideration and comparison, he finally only bought a pair of second-grade popular boots and a bottle of top-grade Liuxiazui.

The popular boots are made of ordinary materials, mainly because they are engraved with runes to improve sensitivity and speed. After wearing them, climbing up and down, cornices and walls is not a problem at all. He wears them when he is preparing to pick up things.Liuxiazui was bought to make amends for Xuepeng.

Ye Xi stood on the back of the white feather eagle, and saw a person standing at the entrance of Fanhua Valley from a distance.Just one look at the thin bamboo pole-like figure, and the murderous aura overflowing from his body, he knew it was Xuepeng.

Did he wake up so quickly?Alas, a bargain is a bargain!

Xuepeng still held the sword in front of him with both hands, but his complexion was as black as the bottom of a pot, his eyes were gloomy and angry, and his hooked nose made him look more cruel and fierce.Even White Feather Eagle trembled from his stare, let alone Ye Xi, the culprit.

As soon as he held the bottle containing Liuxia's drunkenness with his hands, Ye Xi's body suddenly tilted, and he rolled directly off the eagle's back to the ground - the white-feathered eagle, photographed by Xuepeng's aura, betrayed shamefully, and threw Ye Xi's head down. He fled away without returning.

Ye Xi fell into the mud, was cut off by the wine bottle, and almost lost his breath.Fortunately, the bottle is not an ordinary porcelain bottle, so it didn't break when it was dropped.

Xuepeng walked over with square steps, every step was extremely hard, and even had to grind the dirt under his feet.

Ye Xi was terrified, as if his feet were not on the soil but on his own heart, and his heart was about to be crushed before he arrived.

Can you not be afraid?The opponent is a beast!Just with Xuepeng's heel, he can cut off half of his head with a random paw!Ye Xi changed from a desperate hair-plucking warrior to a counselor shaking like chaff, and tremblingly shouted: "Brother..."

Before the word "Brother" was finished, Xuepeng swung his long arm violently, and a white light struck towards him.

"Oh my god!" Ye Xi screamed and sat on the ground with his head in his hands.

The sharp sword was out of its sheath, and the sharp point pointed directly at his brow!

A drop of cold sweat slid down his forehead, and then another drop...

Although I know that under normal circumstances Xuepeng will not seriously hurt himself, but there are still abnormal situations.Aren't those who threw babies, hit cars and killed people to kill them all under abnormal circumstances? What's more, the other party was a bird of prey, no matter how divine beast it was, it also belonged to non-human qaq!

"Master, brother, I, I was wrong..." Ye Xi tremblingly took out Liuxiazui and brought it to Xuepeng.

"Want to bribe me?" Xuepeng looked at him, the male duck's throat was as cold as ice slag.

"No, no, I apologize!"

"Brother, what are you doing? How can you use your sword against Xuetuanzi?" In an emergency, chubby Zhi Baixue came to the rescue.

Ye Xi has never thought that Bai Xue's voice is so pleasant, Bai Xue, second senior brother, relatives!

"How dare the stinky brat... In short, I can't spare him today!" Xuepeng was really angry this time, and didn't intend to spare the hair-plucking thief lightly.

"What is he doing, you want to do this?" Bai Xue grabbed Xuepeng's arm, for fear that he would hit the little zombie's face with a sword.

"Huh!" Xue Peng snorted angrily, but did not answer, seeing Ye Xi's gaze became more and more fierce.

"Xuetuanzi, tell me, why did you offend senior brother?"

"I..." Ye Xi pursed his lower lips nervously, and said in a low voice, "I plucked senior brother's hair, not many, just two."

"..."

Bai Xue glanced at him with the eyes of a mental patient, then turned her head to Xuepeng and said, "Isn't it just two hairs? The naughty kid is just joking with you. Brother, you didn't hurt or hurt. You did it. Making such a big fuss? Even if this matter is brought up to the master, it is to let Xue Tuanzi apologize to you. Could it be that you really cut him with a sword?"

Although Bai Xue is usually simple and honest, she is quite quick-witted at critical moments.Shizun is Xuepeng's weakness, he can poke him right at any time.He was so arrogant just now that he wanted to cut people with a sword, but after hearing Bai Xue's words, he immediately calmed down a little, put away his sword, and looked at Xue (Liu) Tuan (Xia) Zi (drunk) with kind eyes.But as a bird obsessed with being a human being, Xuepeng's self-esteem was still seriously hurt, and he must get his place back!

He snatched Liuxiazui from Ye Xi's hand, dragged it and said: "Death crimes can be forgiven, but living crimes cannot be forgiven!"

I bah!It's still a life and death crime, when you are an emperor or a general...

Before Ye Xi could finish cursing, he saw Xuepeng pointing his finger at the center of his brow, followed by a blue light, and then his whole body bounced involuntarily, and then his feet seemed to be spring-loaded. , jumping all the time, with both hands stretched out straight, exactly like the zombies jumping around in Hong Kong TV dramas in the past.

Ye Xi shouted anxiously: "Second Senior Brother!"

Bai Xue spread her hands helplessly at him, then lowered her head and wrestled her fingers intently.

Is this to vent Xue Peng's anger?

"Eldest brother, I was wrong! Spare me!" Ye Xi turned to Xue Peng to beg for mercy, "Eldest brother, I dare not pluck your hair again!"

Xuepeng raised the corners of his mouth and smiled like a happy man. He pretended to be chic and sat on the floor with the skirt of his robe lifted. He opened the wine bottle leisurely, took a sip in a very slow motion, and smacked his lips enjoying himself.Glancing at the little zombies jumping around him, he took another sip of wine slowly...

Knowing that barking was for nothing, Ye Xi honestly shut up.Unexpectedly, Xue Tuanzi's half-demon body is actually a zombie attribute, what the hell is that kind of stupid bouncing zombie!

Intersex people, short-lived ghosts, and now adding a zombie jump, this setting is really cheating, God, are you kidding me? !

After finally waiting for Xuepeng to finish drinking the whole bottle of Liuxiazui, he stood up staggeringly, and squinted at the little zombie beside him.At this moment, Ye Xi was drenched in sweat, his tongue was sticking out long, and the look in his eyes was so sad and pitiful.

Xuepeng smiled with satisfaction, and snapped his fingers at Ye Xi.Ye Xi's bouncing figure suddenly paused, and then lay back on his back.

Bai Xue hurriedly ran over, bent down to look at him with her hands on her knees.

"Xuetuanzi?" Baixue called his name softly.

Ye Xi stared at the sky with scattered eyes, took a long breath, and let it out again, accompanied by a howl: "Oh my god! I'm so exhausted!"