Cannon fodder is really handsome [Transmigration Book]

As soon as they fought, Ye Xi regretted it.The other party used the same Fuhua Sword Art as him, but the moves were much more elegant than his.It's really Master!

He wanted to stop, but Xueyin refused to let him, and forced him to use a whole set of sword formulas one move after another.At the end, he nodded and praised: "Not bad. I am not lazy."

Ye Xi wiped off his sweat, and asked in surprise, "Are you back?"

Xue Yin said plainly: "Master, I remember that you are celebrating your birthday these few days, so I came to see you."

It was Xue Tuanzi's birthday yesterday, and Bai Xue specially made birthday noodles for him.Today, Master Xueyin came here from Lumei Mountain thousands of miles away.This feeling of being valued really makes people feel a little happy.

"This is a gift from Xuepeng to you." Xueyin handed him a handkerchief bag, which contained five middle-grade spirit stones.

For Xuepeng, an alcoholic who trades his spirit stones for wine, five middle-grade spirit stones are quite generous.Is it saved by choking the bird's neck and refraining from drinking?Senior brother, dear ones!

Ye Xi put away the spirit stone with a look of intoxication and contentment, and secretly glanced at Master Xue Yin, wishing secretly, Master, if you want to take the spirit stone as a gift too.

Master Xueyin smiled, put his big hands on his head and rubbed it, and said: "Xue Peng said that you like spirit stones the most, and you don't need anything if you have spirit stones. It seems that he is right."

Ye Xi laughed and said, "I want Lingshi to improve my cultivation as soon as possible."

Master Xueyin was noncommittal, and at some point in his hand there was an embroidery pouch and a food box.

Shizun is Shizun, the embroidered pouch is much more delicate than Xuepeng's old handkerchief, beautiful flowers are embroidered on a layer of silk, covered with a layer of cloud gauze, and has a faint mint smell.

Ye Xi couldn't wait to open the embroidered pouch, and poured out a handful of stones from it.The stone is not exact, this thing is round, cold, hard and gray, it just looks like a pebble, the master will definitely not give him an ordinary stone as a birthday present.

Xue Yin explained: "This is the seed of the Thousand Variety Flower. What you use to plant it, it will gather some spiritual energy. If it grows in water, it will have the attribute of water, and if it grows in soil, it will have the attribute of soil. Fire lotuses will bloom in the fire...and you don't need to take care of them, and they are easy to feed."

Ye Xi raised his head and asked jokingly: "What if I raise them in the water first and then put them in the fire?"

Xueyin: "It has both fire and water familiarity at the same time."

Ye Xi blurted out: "This thing must be valuable."

Xue Yin nodded with a smile: "This is the best material for alchemy, and one thousand-change flower cannot be obtained without two middle-grade spirit stones."

Ye Xi hurriedly poured out the seeds and counted them, ten in total.In other words, Master gave him two high-grade spirit stones!What is tall, rich and handsome, Master is like this!

"You are too arrogant!" Ye Xi smiled and saluted Xue Yin to thank him: "Disciple, I thank Master for giving me the spirit stone."

While talking, he cast his eyes on the food box in Xueyin's hand, and seemed to see the light of the spirit stone shining again.

With an apprentice who is so greedy for spirit stones, the master is also drunk.Xueyin couldn't laugh or cry and said: "This is Wuxiangmen's spiritual food snack. It is said that it tastes good, and it should be worth some spiritual stones."

Ye Xi took the box unceremoniously, and said: "The things from Wuxiangmen can definitely be sold at a good price, I will take it to ask tomorrow."

Xueyin hit him on the forehead, and said angrily: "This is specially brought to you by the teacher. You!"

Ye Xi clutched his forehead and blinked like a goose, having the illusion that "Master speaks in a strange tone, as if he is acting like a spoiled child".

The coquettish master immediately picked up the little apprentice and stepped on the blanket of clouds.In the next second, the master and apprentice were already in the sky.

Yunshou Mountain has no four seasons, and it doesn't feel cold when floating on the clouds; the thick clouds block the sun, so it doesn't get hot or hot.It’s just that the wind is so strong that real Xue Yin’s neatly bundled long hair is blown out of the elegant effect of a shampoo advertisement; while Ye Xi’s head is like a dog’s hair, he can only compete with Shamat in the urban-rural fringe. comparable to.

While blowing the strong wind, Ye Shamat Xi stuffed some spirits into his mouth, because the master thought it would be very creative to sit in the sky and eat snacks.

Wuxiangmen’s unique dim sum is delicious. Shamatye tasted the taste of macarons and donuts in it, but it was relatively crispy, and a lot of scum fell off after one bite. In this windy and cloudy environment, the mush He couldn't keep his eyes open all over his face.

Seeing him eating dim sum, the real Xue Yin actually burst into tears, only thinking that he was moved by his own creativity, and became more and more excited, pointing to the building-block-like scenery under the clouds to introduce to him one by one.

Speaking of the origin, the real Xue Yin took out the jug and wine cup from nowhere, and solemnly launched Liuxiazui brewed with Wuxiangmen's exclusive secret recipe.This wine has a sweet aroma of fruit, and it smells higher than those sold in Wutai Town.

Ye Xi seldom drank alcohol in his previous life, and he never drank even a drop of alcohol after he came here. Now it is unbearable to accompany the second master to blow the wind outside the sky, so he wanted to drink some wine to pass the time, and drank three glasses in a row.

The secret recipe of Wuxiangmen is really extraordinary, and he got drunk after three cups of Liuxia drunk.The blood in his whole body boiled like a pot, and he felt uncomfortable if he didn't jump for a while.

He stood up staggeringly, cleared his throat and said: "Master, you often sing to me, and today I will sing to you, please listen to it."

Forgetting that he was flying on the flying carpet in the sky, Ye Xi stepped forward, pretended to hold the microphone with one hand, waved forward with the other, and howled "Stupid Child" with the momentum of singing in KTV.

This is his specialty repertoire, he must sing every K song, and he can sing very well in a cappella.Helpless, the little zombie was born with tone deafness, and his high notes were especially ugly, which was comparable to broken gongs, so when he sang "Ouch, pat your chest, stand up bravely", he almost lost his temper.He had to take a deep breath, beat his chest and feet with all his strength, and finally finished the song.

The strong wind blew his howling to a quivering effect, which was so shrill and treacherous that it caused a short-term consciousness blank among the passing birds.Even the always calm Master Xue Yin showed a surprised expression.

Ye Xi sang, and danced and looked up to the sky and shouted: "I, I want many, many spirit stones, I want to be a great power, I want dual, dual cultivation..." Speaking of dual cultivation, he was so excited that he didn't pay attention to his kick. Stepping on the air, rushing down the sky in a headlong posture.

In the end, he was naturally intercepted and rescued by Shizun in mid-air, but because he ate too much snacks and did a few front and back flips at high altitude, he vomited all over Shizun when he was caught.

For many days afterwards, whenever he thought of the incident of vomiting in the arms of his master, Ye Xi felt Xuepeng, who was thousands of miles away, shoot the sword of resentment at him indiscriminately.

What a special birthday.

After the real Xueyin left, Ye Xi's daily life has added a variety of changes.With more spirit stones, life will naturally be busier.

Occasionally, when I recall my life in the 21st century, it really feels like a dream.He never imagined that in this absurd world of books, he would be able to re-live it so fully and earnestly, with brothers who care about each other, and a master who can travel thousands of miles just to celebrate his birthday.I can't bear to die!

But in Zhanba, Xue Ying only lived to be 18 years old.If the "fourth master is very busy" setting is followed, then I have less than five years to live.However, in this world, many places are different from "Battle Master".What kind of world did he transmigrate into?Is it a book?Not a book?How does the wheel of fortune work?

If only I could watch "The King of Kings" again.Doesn't Chuanshu always say that they know the plot in advance, and then grab resources, dismantle CP, and slap faces everywhere?Why is it that when Mao sees himself, his eyes are smeared, and he is no different from the aborigines?Could it be that he really committed the crime of urine star?

He used Yin Mo's words, whether there is a way to go back to the 21st century and read books.Yin Mo sneered and said that this kind of skill may only be understood by dark demons, so if you have the courage, you can ask the biggest boss in the demon world - it's the same as if you didn't say it!

Since the future is hard to figure out, Ye Xi put aside his thoughts of watching "The Overlord" for now, and live a day is a day.Anyway, in this world, "the only way to survive is to cultivate as a spirit stone ear".

He went to Wutai Town that day, and when he came back, he went straight to the back mountain to find Yin Mo.

He came to this place almost every day, stretched his feet forward, closed his eyes, and rolled in like a rolling ball.Also because he rolled a lot, he found the most comfortable position. Not only will he not get hurt during the whole process, but he also doesn't feel any pain.

Sure enough, proficiency in anything produces supernatural powers, even wrestling is no exception.

He just landed on the ground, and he heard Yin Mo's bluffing call: "Oh, you're here! I'm almost suffocated to death!"

Since meeting Ye Xi by chance that day, Yin Mo put a few large fireflies in the dark cave.Of course, this firefly is not a species of the 21st century. It is a super-powerful firefly produced in Yunshou Mountain in the cultivation world. The light of one is equivalent to a 15-watt light bulb, and as long as the spiritual power is input regularly, the power will not be cut off.

Ye Xi was very curious about this object, not because it was so rare, but mainly because he didn't know that it was locked in a cave all year round, and it was a hole that had been used to deceive the eyes. Where did Yin Mo catch this thing?It is obviously impossible for them to fly in by themselves, there is only one passage here, and the Demon Lord is very evil, except for himself and Xiaobao, he has never seen any living creatures approaching this place.

But curiosity is curiosity, Yin Mo is unwilling to say, and Ye Xi will not inquire.He didn't want to offend the God of Wealth.

Knowing that Yin Mo was impatient, Ye Xi took out a few jade slips and threw them to him, "The boss said that the front part is very popular, and I want you to write more."

"I also want to write more, but inspiration is not spiritual power, you can have it if you want it." He took the jade slip and carefully read the readers' comments on it without looking up.

Ye Xi curled his lips, thinking that I can't get spiritual power if I ask for it, you really don't feel backache when you stand and talk.

Yin Mo attaches great importance to readers' opinions, and often decides the direction of the story according to public opinion, unlike those willful authors who only write according to their own wishes.So when he reads the message, Ye Xi will never disturb him.

He picked up Xiaobao who was beside him, Ye Xi sat around for a while in boredom, suddenly sniffed, frowned and said: "Xiaobao, you smell, I'll give you a bath tonight."

When the unhygienic spirit dog hears the word "bath", it immediately shakes its head and struggles to oppose its owner's decision.

Ye Xi slapped its dog's head, and said, "You smell it yourself, it stinks to death, does it smell like Yin Mo?" Tangtang Mozun is also a guy who doesn't like cleanliness, and he hasn't been locked in the cave for some time. After taking a shower, the smell on my body is comparable to that of Changsha stinky tofu.

Little Treasure didn't seem to like the smell of the big devil either. Hearing what the master said, he immediately gave up, tilted his head and blinked, and finally fell into Ye Xi's arms with a "woo", expressing that he reluctantly agreed to take a bath.

Ye Xi followed Xiaobao's fur, and said to Yin Mo: "Hey, that cat Hua Wuxia keeps asking, when will there be meat to eat? Is the master going to the apprentice, or the apprentice going to the master, please don't go against the CP. "

Yin Mo raised his head, pulled his hair in distress and said, "This... I don't know."

Ye Xi: "You are the author, if you don't know who knows?"

Yin Mo: "I'm stuck, I don't have a clue at all! It stands to reason that since the 'disciple is too fierce', it should be the apprentice to the master, but now it seems that the master's voice is higher, and readers think he is more domineering .And the relationship between them is immature, it seems too much to double cultivate now..."

Ye Xi rolled his eyes, thinking to himself, what are you afraid of, who writes about little yellow mosquitoes?What's the hesitation about direct chunks of stew?It's not the kind of literary and artistic author of "Red Dust Guest", who doesn't go to bed until the end.

But he said sympathetically: "Then what should we do? Continue to brew feelings?"

Yin Mo spread his hands and said, "I don't know how to brew it? You help me think about it."

Ye Xi had a hundred grass/mud/horses rushing past in his heart, roaring with resentment: "Men are always men, never look at bl to little yellow mosquitoes, the devil knows how two men are going to have sex with each other!! !!!

Of course, Yin Mo couldn't hear the os in Ye Xi's heart. Facing the little zombie who never grew up and looked like bean sprouts, he also felt that the little boy couldn't offer any valuable suggestions, so he threw the jade slip away irritably, and said: " Forget it, let’s take a break. Hey, let’s fight the landlord.”

That's right, since Yin Mo absorbed Ye Xi's consciousness, he has been very interested in all kinds of entertainment activities in his memory.You can't play other games, but you can still play Doudizhu.

It doesn't matter if there are not enough people, there are dogs to join in.

In order to be able to play the novel game of the 21st century, Yin Mo threatened Xiaobao that if he couldn't learn Fighting the Landlord, he would suck his blood dry.Under the shadow of death, Xiaobao burst out with amazing potential, and he quickly learned to fight the landlord.