Cannon fodder is really handsome [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 23 The Male God Comes to Yunshou Mountain 4
Ye Xi let out a long sigh, and put down "Muxi Sanji", feeling very depressed.
Before he was fully recovered, he hurried back to his room, took out this strange book and carefully read "Sans Ji" into two parts, one part records Kung Fu formulas, and the other part is equivalent to Muxi Sanren's mood essays.
This high-ranking man has a temperament of a middle school student, he would chant when he saw the flowers bloom, and sigh when he saw the flowers fall.The slightest disturbance will stir up his mood, so most of his essays are romantic nonsense, and there is no valuable information.
Ye Xi read these words of moaning/groaning for nothing, so he wanted to practice "Spiritual Consciousness Jue" to brainwash his brain.Unexpectedly, after practicing for a long time, my thoughts were like galloping horses, and I couldn't restrain them at all. Not only did I not improve, but there was a tendency to retreat.
This was no small blow to him.
A fierce battle with the two thugs of the Henglan faction caused him heavy losses.The beacon thunder he bought with a lot of spirit stones was consumed before he warmed it up in his pocket.The blue ice silk armor, clear bamboo sword and popular boots on his body were also damaged to varying degrees.
These three magical weapons are all third-rank, so he can get a small/cheap price from a fourth-rank sharp weapon like Xiao Sanjian.At first, I thought that with these three things, life-saving was no problem, but now it seems that it is not enough.
Establishing a foundation is really too low-level, and it can only be guaranteed if you get the life of Condensing Pulse.
Since he learned the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue", he has become so familiar with the control of the Qingzhu Sword that he has learned the Fuhua Sword Jue in a very short period of time.Because of this, he had the mentality of taking shortcuts by practicing the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue", and spent most of his time on the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue", but wasted the foundational "Five Elements Origin Qi Jue".
Now the regression of the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue" has reminded him that although this thing is good, it belongs to the side door after all, and it is not an orthodox method of practice. What's more, he only has secret books without a teacher's guidance and explanation, and all learning depends on his own little comprehension After exploring, there are many ambiguous or incomprehensible places that have not been answered, and it is easy to encounter bottlenecks.So this thing can only be cultivated slowly, there is no shortcut.
Ye Xi was originally immersed in the dream of "walking to the pinnacle of cultivation and finding white, rich and beautiful couples". At this time, ten thousand pots of cold water were poured into the cruel soil of reality.I am just a low-level foundation-building cultivator, and I am slowly and arduously moving forward on the long and difficult path of comprehension.
Therefore, the profession of comprehension is so cruel, it is not done by humans at all!He still has no way to resign qaq!
Ye Xi silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and suddenly felt that he was wasting precious time looking for even more obscure clues for the sake of vague guesses.
Procrastination is the most taboo in practice, so he honestly took out the spirit stone, activated the revised version of the spirit array to replenish his spiritual power, and then practiced the "Five Elements of Origin Qi Jue" again.
I'm still in a bad mood, and my thoughts are still running like a prolapsed wild horse, tnnd.
Ye Xi pushed open the door, and it was almost evening when the sky was full of red clouds outside. He strolled to the backyard, where Bai Xue was sitting by the pond to accompany Xiao Wei to fish.It's rare that he didn't turn around behind Gu Tanwei.
Bai Xue drooped/drawn the corners of his eyes, with a sad expression on his face, holding the soul mirror over and over to look at it——since he knew the function of the soul mirror, this mirror has never left his hand.
Ye Xi could see that he was in a bad mood now.
Bai Xue has a habit. When she is in a bad mood and wants to talk about it, she has to talk nonsense to warm up first, so Ye Xi sat side by side with him and began to tease him: "Why don't you go with Senior Brother Gu?" Play?"
Bai Xue's face darkened, and she whispered: "Brother Gu has something to do."
Ye Xi: "Brother Gu said that he wanted to see your unicorn, did you show him?"
Bai Xue: "No..."
Ye Xi: "You call out the unicorn and ride it with Senior Brother Gu to visit Yunshou Mountain. How wonderful and romantic. Although unicorns are precious, you should ride them when you should. What do you have to do? Cover it and hide it?"
"I'm not trying to hide it. It's just..." Bai Xue lowered her head and said sheepishly, "I don't have a unicorn."
"...But the master also said that you have it! Could it be that he is lying?!"
"No, no." Bai Xue waved her hand hastily and said, "Actually, it was my father who said before leaving that he would give me a unicorn as a mount when I became an adult. Master said that my father kept his word and would not break his promise, but he It hasn't been delivered yet."
"...Oh, you paid in advance, and it hasn't been transferred to your name, right?" Ye Xi admired the master's technique of coaxing the child.
Bai Xue nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, I will have a unicorn soon, and I will take you to play with it then."
"Hehe..." Ye Xi didn't believe Xueyin's nonsense to fool his apprentice at all.
He figured it out, don't look at the master's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense despite the airs of a fairy who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world.
"Xuetuanzi, I have a question that I can't figure out." It seems that the heat is almost here, and Baixue is about to talk about business.
Ye Xi sat upright, pretending to be listening attentively: "Speak."
"Do you think Senior Brother Gu will be unhappy because I became Xiaowei?" Bai Xue frowned very annoyed.
Ye Xi: "This, shouldn't it? I see that he is happy every day, and he is not unhappy."
Bai Xue: "I mean, will he feel insulted?"
"!" Ye Xi's eyes widened, the wretched tendon in his bones stood up immediately, stretched out his keen tentacles, and winked at Bai Xue: "Could it be...you and Xiaowei did something...?"
"No, absolutely not!" Bai Xue blushed and hurriedly defended, "Senior brother Gu is very popular in my heart, how dare I show any disrespect to him?"
"Really?" Ye Xi shrugged his eyebrows, lowered his voice and asked, "Did you do nothing?"
Bai Xue wrung her fingers and said, "I...I just, just held hands and hugged her."
Ye Xi looked at him incredulously.
"Also, give me a kiss once in a while." Bai Xue said in a voice like a gnat.
Ye Xi: "Where are you kissing?"
Bai Xue's red head puffed her face and pointed to Tianhua to promise: "Just kiss on the cheek. Really! That's all I've ever done!"
Ye Xi stroked his chin and looked Bai Xue up and down for a few breaths. He felt that he was a pure little place/male. He probably didn't even know how to do double cultivation. Maybe he wouldn't make parts for Xiaowei's puppet. kiss.
"I believe in you." Ye Xi declared solemnly.
"Xue Tuanzi, Senior Brother Gu doesn't believe me." Bai Xue said sadly.
Ye Xi: "What did you do to make him not believe you?"
"This morning, I overslept and overslept. Brother Gu knocked on the door. I didn't hear him. He might have been worried about me and entered the room by himself. He saw me sleeping with Xiaowei, and then he left. I think he was angry."
As Bai Xue spoke, her eyes turned red, and she said aggrievedly: "He must have misunderstood that I was disrespectful to him. In fact, Xiaowei and I were just sleeping together. When I was young, my master took me to sleep, but when I grew up, I didn't share the same room with him. He knew that I was timid, so he became a puppet to accompany me. I know that I am worthless, but I am not used to sleeping alone, and I am always worried that I will be the only one left in Yunshou Mountain when I wake up..."
Ye Xi could understand Bai Xue's mood very well.But from Gu Tanwei's point of view, it's normal to be unhappy.
Although it's normal for Gu Taohua to be raped by others as the "best object of dual cultivation", it's one thing to know it, and another thing to see it.
Gu Taohua is an impure man, seeing Baixue and Xiaowei sleeping together makes her think in a crooked way, that kind of mood is the same as seeing "someone masturbates with someone who looks like me" Yes, you can either die from complacency, or you should die.He was obviously taken aback.
This matter is still unexplainable, and Bai Xue can't run to Gu Taohua and say "I'm just sleeping with a puppet, that's nothing".Bai Xue just said it out of the way, but people might not believe it.
Bai Xue was disgusted by the male god, and her mood was not to mention depressed.Ye Xi gave him a bad idea: "Why don't you hide Xiaowei and don't let him appear in front of Senior Brother Gu. Or simply, you stop him and resume after Senior Brother Gu leaves."
The so-called stopping the puppet means not to replenish spiritual power to the puppet, and let it enter a vegetative state where it is suspended.Bai Xue's face turned pale immediately, and she couldn't bear to look at Xiao Wei by the river.
Xiaowei's upper body was almost tilted into the river, and she was stretching out her arms to reach something, but her center of gravity was unstable, and she fell headlong into the river.
The river wasn't deep, but Xiaowei didn't have the ability to swim. She struggled a few times in the river and sank before Baixue rushed to the river's edge.Bai Xue was so anxious that she was about to cry, desperate to dive into the water, but was hugged by Ye Xi, "Brother, you can't swim!"
Landlubber Bai Xue's voice trembled: "Xiaowei..."
Ye Xi felt that his small body would definitely not be able to support the tall puppet, but Bai Xue's frantic appearance was really pitiful, so he prepared to go into the water reluctantly to try.
Suddenly someone came with a sword.The flying sword glides against the surface of the water, and the person on the sword is actually Gu Tanwei.
He bent down and put his hands into the water, firmly grabbed the puppet by the back of the neck, and gently lowered the puppet to the river bank.
Bai Xue didn't care to thank the male god, and rushed to Xiao Wei's side, tremblingly said: "You, are you okay?"
Xiao Wei coughed out two mouthfuls of water, gasped and said, "I'm fine." Then he spread his palm and said, "I think this lotus is beautiful, and I want to pick it for you."
Bai Xue took the lotus, wanting to cry and laugh, but with tears in her eyes and a smile in the corner of her mouth, she complained emotionally: "How dangerous! Don't do such dangerous things in the future!"
Xiaowei grinned, her white teeth gleaming under the setting sun, and forced that handsome face that looked like Gu Tanwei to smile like a fool.
"Thank you, Senior Brother Gu..." Ye Xi still remembered to thank the righteous Lord for his brave actions, but Gu Tanwei had already quietly left.Hearing the words, he only waved his hands with his back to them.
Dressed in a green shirt, he crushed the evening shadow, leaving only a chic back.
Before he was fully recovered, he hurried back to his room, took out this strange book and carefully read "Sans Ji" into two parts, one part records Kung Fu formulas, and the other part is equivalent to Muxi Sanren's mood essays.
This high-ranking man has a temperament of a middle school student, he would chant when he saw the flowers bloom, and sigh when he saw the flowers fall.The slightest disturbance will stir up his mood, so most of his essays are romantic nonsense, and there is no valuable information.
Ye Xi read these words of moaning/groaning for nothing, so he wanted to practice "Spiritual Consciousness Jue" to brainwash his brain.Unexpectedly, after practicing for a long time, my thoughts were like galloping horses, and I couldn't restrain them at all. Not only did I not improve, but there was a tendency to retreat.
This was no small blow to him.
A fierce battle with the two thugs of the Henglan faction caused him heavy losses.The beacon thunder he bought with a lot of spirit stones was consumed before he warmed it up in his pocket.The blue ice silk armor, clear bamboo sword and popular boots on his body were also damaged to varying degrees.
These three magical weapons are all third-rank, so he can get a small/cheap price from a fourth-rank sharp weapon like Xiao Sanjian.At first, I thought that with these three things, life-saving was no problem, but now it seems that it is not enough.
Establishing a foundation is really too low-level, and it can only be guaranteed if you get the life of Condensing Pulse.
Since he learned the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue", he has become so familiar with the control of the Qingzhu Sword that he has learned the Fuhua Sword Jue in a very short period of time.Because of this, he had the mentality of taking shortcuts by practicing the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue", and spent most of his time on the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue", but wasted the foundational "Five Elements Origin Qi Jue".
Now the regression of the "Spiritual Consciousness Jue" has reminded him that although this thing is good, it belongs to the side door after all, and it is not an orthodox method of practice. What's more, he only has secret books without a teacher's guidance and explanation, and all learning depends on his own little comprehension After exploring, there are many ambiguous or incomprehensible places that have not been answered, and it is easy to encounter bottlenecks.So this thing can only be cultivated slowly, there is no shortcut.
Ye Xi was originally immersed in the dream of "walking to the pinnacle of cultivation and finding white, rich and beautiful couples". At this time, ten thousand pots of cold water were poured into the cruel soil of reality.I am just a low-level foundation-building cultivator, and I am slowly and arduously moving forward on the long and difficult path of comprehension.
Therefore, the profession of comprehension is so cruel, it is not done by humans at all!He still has no way to resign qaq!
Ye Xi silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood, and suddenly felt that he was wasting precious time looking for even more obscure clues for the sake of vague guesses.
Procrastination is the most taboo in practice, so he honestly took out the spirit stone, activated the revised version of the spirit array to replenish his spiritual power, and then practiced the "Five Elements of Origin Qi Jue" again.
I'm still in a bad mood, and my thoughts are still running like a prolapsed wild horse, tnnd.
Ye Xi pushed open the door, and it was almost evening when the sky was full of red clouds outside. He strolled to the backyard, where Bai Xue was sitting by the pond to accompany Xiao Wei to fish.It's rare that he didn't turn around behind Gu Tanwei.
Bai Xue drooped/drawn the corners of his eyes, with a sad expression on his face, holding the soul mirror over and over to look at it——since he knew the function of the soul mirror, this mirror has never left his hand.
Ye Xi could see that he was in a bad mood now.
Bai Xue has a habit. When she is in a bad mood and wants to talk about it, she has to talk nonsense to warm up first, so Ye Xi sat side by side with him and began to tease him: "Why don't you go with Senior Brother Gu?" Play?"
Bai Xue's face darkened, and she whispered: "Brother Gu has something to do."
Ye Xi: "Brother Gu said that he wanted to see your unicorn, did you show him?"
Bai Xue: "No..."
Ye Xi: "You call out the unicorn and ride it with Senior Brother Gu to visit Yunshou Mountain. How wonderful and romantic. Although unicorns are precious, you should ride them when you should. What do you have to do? Cover it and hide it?"
"I'm not trying to hide it. It's just..." Bai Xue lowered her head and said sheepishly, "I don't have a unicorn."
"...But the master also said that you have it! Could it be that he is lying?!"
"No, no." Bai Xue waved her hand hastily and said, "Actually, it was my father who said before leaving that he would give me a unicorn as a mount when I became an adult. Master said that my father kept his word and would not break his promise, but he It hasn't been delivered yet."
"...Oh, you paid in advance, and it hasn't been transferred to your name, right?" Ye Xi admired the master's technique of coaxing the child.
Bai Xue nodded vigorously and said, "Yes, I will have a unicorn soon, and I will take you to play with it then."
"Hehe..." Ye Xi didn't believe Xueyin's nonsense to fool his apprentice at all.
He figured it out, don't look at the master's ability to open his eyes and tell nonsense despite the airs of a fairy who doesn't eat the fireworks of the world.
"Xuetuanzi, I have a question that I can't figure out." It seems that the heat is almost here, and Baixue is about to talk about business.
Ye Xi sat upright, pretending to be listening attentively: "Speak."
"Do you think Senior Brother Gu will be unhappy because I became Xiaowei?" Bai Xue frowned very annoyed.
Ye Xi: "This, shouldn't it? I see that he is happy every day, and he is not unhappy."
Bai Xue: "I mean, will he feel insulted?"
"!" Ye Xi's eyes widened, the wretched tendon in his bones stood up immediately, stretched out his keen tentacles, and winked at Bai Xue: "Could it be...you and Xiaowei did something...?"
"No, absolutely not!" Bai Xue blushed and hurriedly defended, "Senior brother Gu is very popular in my heart, how dare I show any disrespect to him?"
"Really?" Ye Xi shrugged his eyebrows, lowered his voice and asked, "Did you do nothing?"
Bai Xue wrung her fingers and said, "I...I just, just held hands and hugged her."
Ye Xi looked at him incredulously.
"Also, give me a kiss once in a while." Bai Xue said in a voice like a gnat.
Ye Xi: "Where are you kissing?"
Bai Xue's red head puffed her face and pointed to Tianhua to promise: "Just kiss on the cheek. Really! That's all I've ever done!"
Ye Xi stroked his chin and looked Bai Xue up and down for a few breaths. He felt that he was a pure little place/male. He probably didn't even know how to do double cultivation. Maybe he wouldn't make parts for Xiaowei's puppet. kiss.
"I believe in you." Ye Xi declared solemnly.
"Xue Tuanzi, Senior Brother Gu doesn't believe me." Bai Xue said sadly.
Ye Xi: "What did you do to make him not believe you?"
"This morning, I overslept and overslept. Brother Gu knocked on the door. I didn't hear him. He might have been worried about me and entered the room by himself. He saw me sleeping with Xiaowei, and then he left. I think he was angry."
As Bai Xue spoke, her eyes turned red, and she said aggrievedly: "He must have misunderstood that I was disrespectful to him. In fact, Xiaowei and I were just sleeping together. When I was young, my master took me to sleep, but when I grew up, I didn't share the same room with him. He knew that I was timid, so he became a puppet to accompany me. I know that I am worthless, but I am not used to sleeping alone, and I am always worried that I will be the only one left in Yunshou Mountain when I wake up..."
Ye Xi could understand Bai Xue's mood very well.But from Gu Tanwei's point of view, it's normal to be unhappy.
Although it's normal for Gu Taohua to be raped by others as the "best object of dual cultivation", it's one thing to know it, and another thing to see it.
Gu Taohua is an impure man, seeing Baixue and Xiaowei sleeping together makes her think in a crooked way, that kind of mood is the same as seeing "someone masturbates with someone who looks like me" Yes, you can either die from complacency, or you should die.He was obviously taken aback.
This matter is still unexplainable, and Bai Xue can't run to Gu Taohua and say "I'm just sleeping with a puppet, that's nothing".Bai Xue just said it out of the way, but people might not believe it.
Bai Xue was disgusted by the male god, and her mood was not to mention depressed.Ye Xi gave him a bad idea: "Why don't you hide Xiaowei and don't let him appear in front of Senior Brother Gu. Or simply, you stop him and resume after Senior Brother Gu leaves."
The so-called stopping the puppet means not to replenish spiritual power to the puppet, and let it enter a vegetative state where it is suspended.Bai Xue's face turned pale immediately, and she couldn't bear to look at Xiao Wei by the river.
Xiaowei's upper body was almost tilted into the river, and she was stretching out her arms to reach something, but her center of gravity was unstable, and she fell headlong into the river.
The river wasn't deep, but Xiaowei didn't have the ability to swim. She struggled a few times in the river and sank before Baixue rushed to the river's edge.Bai Xue was so anxious that she was about to cry, desperate to dive into the water, but was hugged by Ye Xi, "Brother, you can't swim!"
Landlubber Bai Xue's voice trembled: "Xiaowei..."
Ye Xi felt that his small body would definitely not be able to support the tall puppet, but Bai Xue's frantic appearance was really pitiful, so he prepared to go into the water reluctantly to try.
Suddenly someone came with a sword.The flying sword glides against the surface of the water, and the person on the sword is actually Gu Tanwei.
He bent down and put his hands into the water, firmly grabbed the puppet by the back of the neck, and gently lowered the puppet to the river bank.
Bai Xue didn't care to thank the male god, and rushed to Xiao Wei's side, tremblingly said: "You, are you okay?"
Xiao Wei coughed out two mouthfuls of water, gasped and said, "I'm fine." Then he spread his palm and said, "I think this lotus is beautiful, and I want to pick it for you."
Bai Xue took the lotus, wanting to cry and laugh, but with tears in her eyes and a smile in the corner of her mouth, she complained emotionally: "How dangerous! Don't do such dangerous things in the future!"
Xiaowei grinned, her white teeth gleaming under the setting sun, and forced that handsome face that looked like Gu Tanwei to smile like a fool.
"Thank you, Senior Brother Gu..." Ye Xi still remembered to thank the righteous Lord for his brave actions, but Gu Tanwei had already quietly left.Hearing the words, he only waved his hands with his back to them.
Dressed in a green shirt, he crushed the evening shadow, leaving only a chic back.
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