Cannon fodder is really handsome [Transmigration Book]
Chapter 14: Brother 2's Puppet
Ye Xi slept for a long time, and when he opened his eyes, it was already noon the next day.
He stretched comfortably, and a jade slip fell to the ground.Picking it up and looking carefully, the "Sword Jue" written on it is the sword technique taught to him by his master to cooperate with "Qingzhu".
Ye Xi was about to inject spiritual power into the jade slips, when Xuepeng's roar suddenly came from outside the door. Because of his unique male duck voice, it sounded as sharp and piercing as scratching glass with fingernails: "The sun shines on the ass/ass!" Come on, Xuetuanzi, don't get up!"
Covering his ears in pain, Ye Xi replied loudly: "Who said I didn't get up?!"
"Get out of here quickly!"
of!dead bird!Feeding so many bottles of Liuxiazui for nothing, raising unfamiliar white-eyed birds!Ye Xi walked out of the room with resentment.Holding the sword in both hands, Xuepeng ordered with a stern face: "You drooled in sleep yesterday and stained Master's clothes, hurry up and clean them!"
Nani?How can others know about the embarrassing thing of drooling in sleep? !
Ye Xi blushed, and argued strongly: "Master didn't let me do the fussy thing about washing clothes."
Huahua turned into a cat, hiding among the luxuriant branches and leaves of the camellia tree, paying attention to the movements in the yard with three distractions.Hearing Ye Xi's words, he immediately frowned and shook the branches to protest, "Meow, I'm on vacation today! You have no right to interrupt my vacation!"
Ye Xi was blinded by the raindrops of dense leaves, and said angrily: "You're a dead cat!" He pretended to go up the tree to clean up the flowers.
"I asked you to do the laundry, what's the matter with Guan Huahua?" Xue Peng folded his arms and raised his jaw at Ye Xi and asked.
"Eldest brother is wise, meow." Huahua hid in the tree and patted Xuepeng's bird's hip.
Ye Xi was even angrier: "I don't care, Master didn't let me do laundry anyway!"
"Hmph, Master is out." Xuepeng snorted with his nostrils upturned, "When Master is not around, I have the final say."
Originally Ye Xi wanted to argue, but Xuepeng stretched out his hand to point at him, and he raised his hands in a pure/proficient manner, making the starting gesture of the seventh set of radio gymnastics.Realizing that he had lost his backer, he hurriedly yelled: "Big Brother! I'm going to do the laundry now!"
Xuepeng pointed at him again, showing an extremely sinister smile.The little zombie, who dared not speak out, had to lift the wooden basin twice bigger than him, and reluctantly went to the backyard to wash clothes.
Xuepeng was listless, saying that he was doing laundry for Master, and took the opportunity to bring a lot of his own dirty clothes.Ye Xi stared at the pile of clothes piled up like a hill in the big tub, speechless.Like many otaku who hate doing housework, washing clothes is definitely a double torture that makes him suffer physically and mentally!
It is very unscientific to do the laundry in order to cultivate oneself.
Reluctantly, he washed Xueyin's robe for three seconds, and finally couldn't stand it anymore!After learning so many spells, no one can do laundry? !He glanced here and there, looking for something that could save him from his misery, when he suddenly saw a tall man coming out of the snow house.
This man named Xiaowei is a puppet made by Baixue in the image of the male god Gu Tanwei.Bai Xue poured countless efforts into this puppet. In order to be him, she almost abandoned her practice, and was severely criticized by the real person Xueyin.
Bai Xue is now at the sixth level of Foundation Establishment, she can't do anything else, but her puppet-making skills are very good.The puppet made by him is comparable to the high-end artificial intelligence in science fiction movies. It can communicate, learn, is loyal and hardworking, and does not require much spiritual power to warm it up. It is a must-have helper at home.
For a while, he made a batch of puppets and sold them in exchange for high-grade materials for making small micros. They were unexpectedly popular and his reputation spread. Some people even came to Wutai Town from other towns to buy them.Since then, Bai Xue has had a very profitable business.
Ye Xi is very envious of Bai Xue.Little Fatty Paper is now a rich man. He has worked so hard to grow the spiritual fields for half a year, and he can earn back just by being a puppet.But being a puppet is a technical job. Baixue has spent so much time on this skill because of the power of an idol. He has neither enthusiasm nor time to do it.
At this moment, the appearance of Xiaowei made Ye Xi's eyes brighten—isn't the puppet just the existence to help the master solve the difficulties?I can be regarded as a half-master anyway, so it should be fine to ask him to help me occasionally.
He called Xiaowei to the front, smiled slightly and said: "May I ask you for a favor?"
Xiaowei rolled her eyes, but she didn't find the command "can't help Xuetuanzi", so she nodded and said, "Yes."
"You helped me wash the clothes, I must thank you very much."
Because the master never gave the order "no laundry", so Xiao Wei sat behind the wooden basin instead of Ye Xi and began to wash clothes obediently.Ye Xi was leisurely drinking tea, looking at the jade slips and doing small work.
Xiao Wei's puppet is very well done, the level of detail is almost the same as that of a real person, and its appearance is almost unreal compared to Gu Tanwei.The only flaw was that a piece of his left cheek was broken somehow during the production, and the materials had been used up and could not be repaired anymore. Baixue had to tattoo a water lily to barely cover the damaged place.
Because of this water lily, Xiaowei has a kind of femininity and enchantment that Gu Tanwei doesn't have.Moreover, Xiaowei is just a silly puppet, and his temperament is also very different from that of Gu Taohua, who spends all day making waves among the flowers.
But now Ye Xi is only facing Xiaowei's right cheek, imagining that the coolest supporting actor in "Controlling Tyrant" is turning into a loyal servant to wash his clothes, this feeling is really a little pleasant.
"Xiao Wei!" There was a sudden howl that scared Ye Xi so much that he almost fell over.
Bai Xue rushed to the front, pulled Xiao Wei up, and said heartbrokenly: "Who asked you to do laundry?!"
Xiaowei replied inexplicably, "Xuetuanzi asked me to help him..."
"He will help you if he asks you?!" Bai Xue stomped.
"Master, you didn't say that you are not allowed to do things for Xuetuanzi?" Xiaowei thought that she had not disobeyed her master, so she didn't understand what Baixue meant.
"Hey! Some things can be helped, and some things don't need to be helped! I can't tell you clearly, anyway, you are not allowed to do laundry in the future! No housework is allowed!" Bai Xue wiped Xiao Wei's hands with silk, feeling very distressed.
"What about serving the master?"
"I don't need you to serve me! If I want to serve you, I will serve you... No, I will take care of you, understand?"
Xiao Wei suddenly smiled, with a soft light in her eyes, she nodded and said, "Understood."
Ye Xi on the side smacked his lips secretly, Xiaowei's frowns and smiles were completely human, she couldn't tell that she was a puppet at all, Baixue's skills in making dolls are really not covered, no wonder the business is so good.
After Bai Xue cleaned up Xiaowei, she wanted to twist Ye Xi's ears without saying a word.Ye Xi screamed in fright: "Second Senior Brother! Don't hit me, I, I was also killed by Senior Brother! Besides, you didn't tell me that Xiaowei doesn't wash clothes! Second Senior Brother, please spare me!"
He hasn't grown much in the past two years, and he still has that weak body, but Bai Xue himself has grown fast, and he is already the stature of an adult man. Chinese paper.
At this time, carrying the little zombie is like carrying a monkey, no matter how you look at it, you are suspected of bullying a child.He screamed miserably again, and immediately softened Bai Xue's heart, which was not hard in the first place.
Putting down Ye Xi angrily, Bai Xue scolded angrily: "If the big brother bullies you, you will bully Xiaowei. How can there be such a reason!"
Ye Xi rubbed his ears, carefully apologizing: "I was wrong, I won't let Xiaowei do things for me in the future. I just want him to be a puppet..."
"What's wrong with the puppet!" Bai Xue interrupted him loudly, and poked his forehead angrily: "Because he is a puppet, you want to enslave him? A puppet also has the rights of a puppet and needs to be respected, understand? Understand?!"
"I understand... Oh, second senior brother, don't be angry..." Ye Xi was pushed back by his poke, and apologized miserably.Bai Xue was the most cunning, seeing him like this, most of her anger disappeared.
"Brother asked you to do laundry?" Bai Xue asked, pointing at the tub.
"Yeah. It's said to help the master wash, but in fact it's all his clothes." Ye Xi covered his forehead and didn't forget Hei Xuepeng.
Bai Xue flicked up the hem of her clothes and sat down vigorously, and began to wash clothes.
Why is Mao a puppet sitting and basking in the sun while the master works?Bai Xue has spoiled Xiaowei into a young master!
Of course Ye Xi would not say such words.But seeing Bai Xue working alone, he really couldn't bear it, so he sat down against Bai Xue helplessly, and picked up real Xueyin's clothes to wash.
Under the warm afternoon sun, one big and one small were doing laundry around the tub, and a handsome puppet was sitting next to them, staring at them intently with jaws raised.
Amidst the rushing sound of water, drops of water splashed onto the little zombie's nose.Bai Xue tilted her head to take a look, and suddenly the little zombie raised her hand and flicked his face with water.Bai Xuenu, picked up a handful of clear water and wanted to pour him.Ye Xi nimbly hid behind Xiaowei, splashing all the water on that face that resembled Gu Taohua...
Xiao Wei wiped her face and looked at Bai Xue innocently.
Bai Xue stared blankly at the strands of hair sticking to his handsome face, and suddenly let out a loud roar: "Xue Tuanzi!"
There was a flutter of chickens and dogs in the backyard, clear water and utensils flying all over the sky, and the laughter of the little zombie and the roar of Bai Xue were mixed with it... Xuepeng rubbed his forehead on the tree and complained: "It's so noisy! Damn Xuetuanzi, with him where there is no peace.”
As he said that, he just turned over, covered his ears with his hands, and continued to take a nap in a comfortable mood.
He stretched comfortably, and a jade slip fell to the ground.Picking it up and looking carefully, the "Sword Jue" written on it is the sword technique taught to him by his master to cooperate with "Qingzhu".
Ye Xi was about to inject spiritual power into the jade slips, when Xuepeng's roar suddenly came from outside the door. Because of his unique male duck voice, it sounded as sharp and piercing as scratching glass with fingernails: "The sun shines on the ass/ass!" Come on, Xuetuanzi, don't get up!"
Covering his ears in pain, Ye Xi replied loudly: "Who said I didn't get up?!"
"Get out of here quickly!"
of!dead bird!Feeding so many bottles of Liuxiazui for nothing, raising unfamiliar white-eyed birds!Ye Xi walked out of the room with resentment.Holding the sword in both hands, Xuepeng ordered with a stern face: "You drooled in sleep yesterday and stained Master's clothes, hurry up and clean them!"
Nani?How can others know about the embarrassing thing of drooling in sleep? !
Ye Xi blushed, and argued strongly: "Master didn't let me do the fussy thing about washing clothes."
Huahua turned into a cat, hiding among the luxuriant branches and leaves of the camellia tree, paying attention to the movements in the yard with three distractions.Hearing Ye Xi's words, he immediately frowned and shook the branches to protest, "Meow, I'm on vacation today! You have no right to interrupt my vacation!"
Ye Xi was blinded by the raindrops of dense leaves, and said angrily: "You're a dead cat!" He pretended to go up the tree to clean up the flowers.
"I asked you to do the laundry, what's the matter with Guan Huahua?" Xue Peng folded his arms and raised his jaw at Ye Xi and asked.
"Eldest brother is wise, meow." Huahua hid in the tree and patted Xuepeng's bird's hip.
Ye Xi was even angrier: "I don't care, Master didn't let me do laundry anyway!"
"Hmph, Master is out." Xuepeng snorted with his nostrils upturned, "When Master is not around, I have the final say."
Originally Ye Xi wanted to argue, but Xuepeng stretched out his hand to point at him, and he raised his hands in a pure/proficient manner, making the starting gesture of the seventh set of radio gymnastics.Realizing that he had lost his backer, he hurriedly yelled: "Big Brother! I'm going to do the laundry now!"
Xuepeng pointed at him again, showing an extremely sinister smile.The little zombie, who dared not speak out, had to lift the wooden basin twice bigger than him, and reluctantly went to the backyard to wash clothes.
Xuepeng was listless, saying that he was doing laundry for Master, and took the opportunity to bring a lot of his own dirty clothes.Ye Xi stared at the pile of clothes piled up like a hill in the big tub, speechless.Like many otaku who hate doing housework, washing clothes is definitely a double torture that makes him suffer physically and mentally!
It is very unscientific to do the laundry in order to cultivate oneself.
Reluctantly, he washed Xueyin's robe for three seconds, and finally couldn't stand it anymore!After learning so many spells, no one can do laundry? !He glanced here and there, looking for something that could save him from his misery, when he suddenly saw a tall man coming out of the snow house.
This man named Xiaowei is a puppet made by Baixue in the image of the male god Gu Tanwei.Bai Xue poured countless efforts into this puppet. In order to be him, she almost abandoned her practice, and was severely criticized by the real person Xueyin.
Bai Xue is now at the sixth level of Foundation Establishment, she can't do anything else, but her puppet-making skills are very good.The puppet made by him is comparable to the high-end artificial intelligence in science fiction movies. It can communicate, learn, is loyal and hardworking, and does not require much spiritual power to warm it up. It is a must-have helper at home.
For a while, he made a batch of puppets and sold them in exchange for high-grade materials for making small micros. They were unexpectedly popular and his reputation spread. Some people even came to Wutai Town from other towns to buy them.Since then, Bai Xue has had a very profitable business.
Ye Xi is very envious of Bai Xue.Little Fatty Paper is now a rich man. He has worked so hard to grow the spiritual fields for half a year, and he can earn back just by being a puppet.But being a puppet is a technical job. Baixue has spent so much time on this skill because of the power of an idol. He has neither enthusiasm nor time to do it.
At this moment, the appearance of Xiaowei made Ye Xi's eyes brighten—isn't the puppet just the existence to help the master solve the difficulties?I can be regarded as a half-master anyway, so it should be fine to ask him to help me occasionally.
He called Xiaowei to the front, smiled slightly and said: "May I ask you for a favor?"
Xiaowei rolled her eyes, but she didn't find the command "can't help Xuetuanzi", so she nodded and said, "Yes."
"You helped me wash the clothes, I must thank you very much."
Because the master never gave the order "no laundry", so Xiao Wei sat behind the wooden basin instead of Ye Xi and began to wash clothes obediently.Ye Xi was leisurely drinking tea, looking at the jade slips and doing small work.
Xiao Wei's puppet is very well done, the level of detail is almost the same as that of a real person, and its appearance is almost unreal compared to Gu Tanwei.The only flaw was that a piece of his left cheek was broken somehow during the production, and the materials had been used up and could not be repaired anymore. Baixue had to tattoo a water lily to barely cover the damaged place.
Because of this water lily, Xiaowei has a kind of femininity and enchantment that Gu Tanwei doesn't have.Moreover, Xiaowei is just a silly puppet, and his temperament is also very different from that of Gu Taohua, who spends all day making waves among the flowers.
But now Ye Xi is only facing Xiaowei's right cheek, imagining that the coolest supporting actor in "Controlling Tyrant" is turning into a loyal servant to wash his clothes, this feeling is really a little pleasant.
"Xiao Wei!" There was a sudden howl that scared Ye Xi so much that he almost fell over.
Bai Xue rushed to the front, pulled Xiao Wei up, and said heartbrokenly: "Who asked you to do laundry?!"
Xiaowei replied inexplicably, "Xuetuanzi asked me to help him..."
"He will help you if he asks you?!" Bai Xue stomped.
"Master, you didn't say that you are not allowed to do things for Xuetuanzi?" Xiaowei thought that she had not disobeyed her master, so she didn't understand what Baixue meant.
"Hey! Some things can be helped, and some things don't need to be helped! I can't tell you clearly, anyway, you are not allowed to do laundry in the future! No housework is allowed!" Bai Xue wiped Xiao Wei's hands with silk, feeling very distressed.
"What about serving the master?"
"I don't need you to serve me! If I want to serve you, I will serve you... No, I will take care of you, understand?"
Xiao Wei suddenly smiled, with a soft light in her eyes, she nodded and said, "Understood."
Ye Xi on the side smacked his lips secretly, Xiaowei's frowns and smiles were completely human, she couldn't tell that she was a puppet at all, Baixue's skills in making dolls are really not covered, no wonder the business is so good.
After Bai Xue cleaned up Xiaowei, she wanted to twist Ye Xi's ears without saying a word.Ye Xi screamed in fright: "Second Senior Brother! Don't hit me, I, I was also killed by Senior Brother! Besides, you didn't tell me that Xiaowei doesn't wash clothes! Second Senior Brother, please spare me!"
He hasn't grown much in the past two years, and he still has that weak body, but Bai Xue himself has grown fast, and he is already the stature of an adult man. Chinese paper.
At this time, carrying the little zombie is like carrying a monkey, no matter how you look at it, you are suspected of bullying a child.He screamed miserably again, and immediately softened Bai Xue's heart, which was not hard in the first place.
Putting down Ye Xi angrily, Bai Xue scolded angrily: "If the big brother bullies you, you will bully Xiaowei. How can there be such a reason!"
Ye Xi rubbed his ears, carefully apologizing: "I was wrong, I won't let Xiaowei do things for me in the future. I just want him to be a puppet..."
"What's wrong with the puppet!" Bai Xue interrupted him loudly, and poked his forehead angrily: "Because he is a puppet, you want to enslave him? A puppet also has the rights of a puppet and needs to be respected, understand? Understand?!"
"I understand... Oh, second senior brother, don't be angry..." Ye Xi was pushed back by his poke, and apologized miserably.Bai Xue was the most cunning, seeing him like this, most of her anger disappeared.
"Brother asked you to do laundry?" Bai Xue asked, pointing at the tub.
"Yeah. It's said to help the master wash, but in fact it's all his clothes." Ye Xi covered his forehead and didn't forget Hei Xuepeng.
Bai Xue flicked up the hem of her clothes and sat down vigorously, and began to wash clothes.
Why is Mao a puppet sitting and basking in the sun while the master works?Bai Xue has spoiled Xiaowei into a young master!
Of course Ye Xi would not say such words.But seeing Bai Xue working alone, he really couldn't bear it, so he sat down against Bai Xue helplessly, and picked up real Xueyin's clothes to wash.
Under the warm afternoon sun, one big and one small were doing laundry around the tub, and a handsome puppet was sitting next to them, staring at them intently with jaws raised.
Amidst the rushing sound of water, drops of water splashed onto the little zombie's nose.Bai Xue tilted her head to take a look, and suddenly the little zombie raised her hand and flicked his face with water.Bai Xuenu, picked up a handful of clear water and wanted to pour him.Ye Xi nimbly hid behind Xiaowei, splashing all the water on that face that resembled Gu Taohua...
Xiao Wei wiped her face and looked at Bai Xue innocently.
Bai Xue stared blankly at the strands of hair sticking to his handsome face, and suddenly let out a loud roar: "Xue Tuanzi!"
There was a flutter of chickens and dogs in the backyard, clear water and utensils flying all over the sky, and the laughter of the little zombie and the roar of Bai Xue were mixed with it... Xuepeng rubbed his forehead on the tree and complained: "It's so noisy! Damn Xuetuanzi, with him where there is no peace.”
As he said that, he just turned over, covered his ears with his hands, and continued to take a nap in a comfortable mood.
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