Empire first hand
Chapter 9 The Cruel Carrot
Feng Chengyun, Lian Liangzhe, Li Chen, and Qin Qinglu came back one after another. What awaited them were Chaotianjiao, who had already cooked delicious food, and... Chi Xi, who was still tossing his head.
Four people: "..." Hello, hand, goodbye, when will you have dinner?
Feng Chengyun believed that as the captain, he still had to care about Chi Xi, whether it was for the sake of the whole team or the health of the vice captain.
"Chi Xi, what's the matter?"
Chi Xi's hands kept moving, "Eat first, I'll be fine soon."
Four people: "..." Then let them eat Chaotian pepper first!
Look at the reflective black-rimmed glasses, look at the clapping spatula, look at the big white teeth bared... After all, why is a carrot so vicious!
But for the sake of their future stomachs, they can't offend the chef. Is this still a human life?
The four of them were tearfully waiting for Chi Xi to finish his broken hand. On the other end, the two were lying in front of the screen, drooling over a table of food.
Braised rabbit meat, grilled venison, vegetable salad, stir-fried mushrooms, fresh fish soup, spicy cabbage, deep-fried prawns, as well as bright red wild strawberries and yellow Anguo after cooking.
Huo Zhen stared at the two pots of braised rabbit meat that seemed to be faintly scented through the screen, "Captain, I want to eat." Then, he pulled the red-haired boy beside him who was also drooling on the screen, "Jia Shi, Tell the captain if you want to eat or not."
Jia Shi nodded fiercely, "I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat!"
Gu Rui looked at Chi Xi who was still fumbling with his head down as if he didn't notice anything, "Hemo."
The blond-haired man Hemo took out a pair of white gloves from his pocket. Before he put them on, Huo Zhen and Jia Shi's expressions changed, and they threw themselves on the Devil's coach: "Vice Captain Ike, help!"
Ike laughed angrily: "Do you remember that I am the vice-captain now?"
The two nodded hurriedly. Instead of letting Hemo clean it up, it would be better to let the deputy captain practice a few times in the school field. At least eat a few more meals for the [body-body] injury and lie on the bed for a few days. According to Hemo... qaq can't bear to look back on the past.
Hemo put the white gloves that didn't even put on his fingertips back into his pocket, and sat down beside Gu Rui, "How is it?"
Gu Rui raised his chin, "See for yourself."
From Gu Rui's point of view, strangers are divided into two categories: goldfish and fish food, the former can take a little look, while the latter doesn't waste a little glance.
Chi Xi is a goldfish that Gu Ruiduo looked at twice.
Hemo obediently watched for himself.
On the screen, Lian Liangzhe, Li Chen, Qin Qing, and Feng Chengyun surrounded Chi Xi at the same time, but due to Chao Tianjiao, who was watching from the sidelines and fearing that they had other plans for Chi Xi, the four of them unanimously Three steps away from the paving cloth.
Because of this, Hemo clearly saw Chi Xi's movements.
He looks handicapped, but in fact, he can't use his left hand, so he is also handicapped... No!
Herrmo's eyes widened.
The three cameras have long been disassembled into parts one after another, and Chi Xi has slowly assembled them with one hand and two feet. It is a round ball with a very smooth surface, and there is a sharp point on the ball. The ... needle.
"Is that an antenna?" In fact, Hemo wanted to say, this thing looks like a very outdated lightning rod, or the kind that just inserted a metal rod and left nothing to do.
Gu Rui suddenly smiled, "Goldfish."
Hemo concealed the twitching corners of his mouth by pushing his glasses. Captain, apart from your family and teammates, everything else in your eyes is goldfish and fish food, okay?
"Goldfish" Chi Xi beckoned, and Chao Tianjiao flung over with his arms wide open and his belly open.Awow, Chi Xiaoxi, Benjiao is here~
Chi Xi put the ball between the three green leaves on Chaotianjiao's head, "Try it."
Chao Tianjiao, who made a wrong prediction, closed his belly with a sullen face, connected to the ball on his head, and the antenna on the ball rotated 360 degrees, "17%."
Chi Xi wasn't surprised at all, and started to relax with five fingers, "Okay, let's eat."
Everyone: "..." Wait, tell me!If you are capable of doing it, you are capable of explaining it!
70% of the functions cannot be used. Why does it become 17% after installing a ball that looks so backward?This is not as simple as changing numbers.
Chi Xi ate deliciously, and Chaotianjiao graciously picked up vegetables and served soup, shaved fish bones, and peeled shrimp shells. He only needed to pick them up with chopsticks and put them in his mouth.
In this way, Gu Rui was also a little envious.He likes to eat fish, but hates fish bones, but the more delicious the fish in the empire, the more bones he has, and he was born to oppose him.
As for the smart butler robot?
Hehe, there is no such thing in the barracks.
At the moment of delicious food, no matter how many questions there are, the real reason is... Li Chen and Lian Liangzhe's hands are too fast, if they don't eat quickly, they can only lick the plate.
Feng Chengyun put the last piece of rabbit meat in his mouth, um, it was delicious, especially when it was snatched from someone else's mouth.
Qin Qing watched helplessly as the last piece of rabbit meat was eaten, and regretfully looked at the plate where only the broth was left. He was still hesitating whether to take the broth to make a round, but Li Chen had already taken the whole plate and poured it all in. Stir in a bowl to make a bibimbap broth.
Qin Qing: "..." Makes you hesitate, makes you hesitate!Chop your hands, chop your hands, chop your hands!
The four of them brought a lot of ingredients, and Chaotianjiao cooked a lot of dishes. With the rice in their stomachs, the five of them ate until their stomachs were round, and the people on the screen were envious and jealous.
Huo Zhen gritted his teeth, turned his head to check the situation of other teams, and clapped his hands in admiration: "That's right, this is normal!"
Jia Shi turned around and was immediately comforted.
The people on the screen are also wearing the uniform black uniform of Gerald College. Seven people sit on a big rock, with their backs facing each other in a circle, with water in one hand and compressed biscuits in the other. Their faces are full of pain and their lips are dry. .
In contrast, those who ate steamed buns were not so sad.
Even though he was eating steamed buns mixed with meat sauce, Hemo still adhered to the noble etiquette and brought "eating without talking" to the extreme.Ordinary spoons and chopsticks seemed to be the most high-end dining utensils in his hands. Regardless of the dark background, he thought he was enjoying a candlelight dinner in some high-end restaurant.
This is a very eye-catching eating process in the eyes of others, but in the eyes of a group of rough men in the army - what is elegance?Can I eat it?Worse than dirty!
Why do you have to eat so elegantly?Who cares if you are elegant or not when you are fighting? If you are more elegant, the enemy will not attack you, and if you are more elegant, the Zerg will not attack you?
After reviewing all the images captured by the cameras, Huo Zhen silently transferred to Chi Xi's group, and gnawed on the steamed buns with tears streaming down his face.
Let's eat, what I eat is not steamed buns, but braised rabbit meat.Look, it still tastes like meat!
Jia Shi drooled at the screen, "Captain, can you really not catch this carrot?"
Huo Zhen jumped up: "That's right! Captain, how can you bring a smart butler robot in survival training? This is a foul, a foul!"
Huo Zhen thought very well, if Chaotianjiao was confiscated for the reason of "fouling", then someone would make delicious meals for them, and they would no longer have to eat steamed buns mixed with meat sauce.
pity……
Gu Rui glanced at him lightly, taking all his little calculations into his eyes, "Is that so?"
Ike stuffed the last mouthful of steamed buns into his mouth, and slapped Huo Zhenjia on the back of each of them, "Ordinary intelligent butler robots are fine. Do you think this highly intelligent carrot will be willing to cook for you?"
Think he doesn't want to?The problem is unrealistic!
Chao Tianjiao clearly showed his extreme dependence on and maintenance of Chi Xi. If these two boys really dare to snatch him over, it would be nice not to give them some medicine in the food and then sneak away, regardless of whether they can eat or not.
Huo Zhenjia squatted on the ground aggrievedly, holding a bit of steamed bun in his hand, drooping his head, looking very pitiful.
Even Gu Rui, who knew his team members were foodies, looked at the white flour steamed buns in his hand, and couldn't help but think about the possibility of "inviting" Chaotianjiao to cook for them.
Hemo picked up the napkin and wiped the corner of his mouth that was not stained with steamed bread crumbs, "Don't think about it, Chaotianjiao is obviously Chi Xi's crazy fan, and I want him to leave Chi Xilai to cook for us...hehe."
Hemo used "hehe" as the final conclusion of this sentence, and everyone immediately understood.
Why not go on strike?They understand.
...It's just a little stuffy.
Unknowingly, Chi Xi, who had lost his hatred value, sat down on the tablecloth spread by Chaotianjiao to rest after eating. Throwing fresh strawberries straight into your mouth.
After Feng Chengyun stepped in first without being chased away, Lian Liangzhe and Li Chen also walked in silently and sat down cross-legged.
The meeting started.
Lian Liangzhe grabbed a handful of strawberries and threw them one by one, "Captain, what should we do next?"
After a lunch that was richer than usual at home at noon, the few people were not in the state of dying when they were really thrown into the valley of death at first, and they were afraid of dying without a whole body.
Li Chen followed suit and ate strawberries with his head lowered in a reserved manner without making a sound.
Qin Qing hugged An Guo so much that his mouth was full of juice, so he couldn't talk.
Feng Chengyun looked around, then turned around silently, not wanting to see these three foodies.He looked at Chi Xi and held a strawberry in his hand, "What do you say?"
"Me?" Chi Xi finally remembered his identity as the vice-captain, "There's nothing to say, let Chao Tianjiao take a look at it later, hide what you should, avoid what you should, anyway, just make it through this time."
Everyone: "..." What you said made sense, but I was speechless.
Qin Qing laughed loudly, "Chi Xiaoxi, you are amazing! But is Chaotianjiao so good?"
"Hmph!" Chaotianjiao, who was washing dishes by the river with his back to them, heard, "You will pay a heavy price for underestimating Benjiao."
Chi Xi's teeth were a little sore.
Li Chen asked curiously, "What price?"
Chaotianjiao's lower body remained where it was, but his upper body turned 180 degrees, the red skin turned black, and he said in a gloomy voice, "Dun Dun eats grass."
The people on the other side of the screen also gasped.
It really is a serious price!
Four people: "..." Hello, hand, goodbye, when will you have dinner?
Feng Chengyun believed that as the captain, he still had to care about Chi Xi, whether it was for the sake of the whole team or the health of the vice captain.
"Chi Xi, what's the matter?"
Chi Xi's hands kept moving, "Eat first, I'll be fine soon."
Four people: "..." Then let them eat Chaotian pepper first!
Look at the reflective black-rimmed glasses, look at the clapping spatula, look at the big white teeth bared... After all, why is a carrot so vicious!
But for the sake of their future stomachs, they can't offend the chef. Is this still a human life?
The four of them were tearfully waiting for Chi Xi to finish his broken hand. On the other end, the two were lying in front of the screen, drooling over a table of food.
Braised rabbit meat, grilled venison, vegetable salad, stir-fried mushrooms, fresh fish soup, spicy cabbage, deep-fried prawns, as well as bright red wild strawberries and yellow Anguo after cooking.
Huo Zhen stared at the two pots of braised rabbit meat that seemed to be faintly scented through the screen, "Captain, I want to eat." Then, he pulled the red-haired boy beside him who was also drooling on the screen, "Jia Shi, Tell the captain if you want to eat or not."
Jia Shi nodded fiercely, "I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat!"
Gu Rui looked at Chi Xi who was still fumbling with his head down as if he didn't notice anything, "Hemo."
The blond-haired man Hemo took out a pair of white gloves from his pocket. Before he put them on, Huo Zhen and Jia Shi's expressions changed, and they threw themselves on the Devil's coach: "Vice Captain Ike, help!"
Ike laughed angrily: "Do you remember that I am the vice-captain now?"
The two nodded hurriedly. Instead of letting Hemo clean it up, it would be better to let the deputy captain practice a few times in the school field. At least eat a few more meals for the [body-body] injury and lie on the bed for a few days. According to Hemo... qaq can't bear to look back on the past.
Hemo put the white gloves that didn't even put on his fingertips back into his pocket, and sat down beside Gu Rui, "How is it?"
Gu Rui raised his chin, "See for yourself."
From Gu Rui's point of view, strangers are divided into two categories: goldfish and fish food, the former can take a little look, while the latter doesn't waste a little glance.
Chi Xi is a goldfish that Gu Ruiduo looked at twice.
Hemo obediently watched for himself.
On the screen, Lian Liangzhe, Li Chen, Qin Qing, and Feng Chengyun surrounded Chi Xi at the same time, but due to Chao Tianjiao, who was watching from the sidelines and fearing that they had other plans for Chi Xi, the four of them unanimously Three steps away from the paving cloth.
Because of this, Hemo clearly saw Chi Xi's movements.
He looks handicapped, but in fact, he can't use his left hand, so he is also handicapped... No!
Herrmo's eyes widened.
The three cameras have long been disassembled into parts one after another, and Chi Xi has slowly assembled them with one hand and two feet. It is a round ball with a very smooth surface, and there is a sharp point on the ball. The ... needle.
"Is that an antenna?" In fact, Hemo wanted to say, this thing looks like a very outdated lightning rod, or the kind that just inserted a metal rod and left nothing to do.
Gu Rui suddenly smiled, "Goldfish."
Hemo concealed the twitching corners of his mouth by pushing his glasses. Captain, apart from your family and teammates, everything else in your eyes is goldfish and fish food, okay?
"Goldfish" Chi Xi beckoned, and Chao Tianjiao flung over with his arms wide open and his belly open.Awow, Chi Xiaoxi, Benjiao is here~
Chi Xi put the ball between the three green leaves on Chaotianjiao's head, "Try it."
Chao Tianjiao, who made a wrong prediction, closed his belly with a sullen face, connected to the ball on his head, and the antenna on the ball rotated 360 degrees, "17%."
Chi Xi wasn't surprised at all, and started to relax with five fingers, "Okay, let's eat."
Everyone: "..." Wait, tell me!If you are capable of doing it, you are capable of explaining it!
70% of the functions cannot be used. Why does it become 17% after installing a ball that looks so backward?This is not as simple as changing numbers.
Chi Xi ate deliciously, and Chaotianjiao graciously picked up vegetables and served soup, shaved fish bones, and peeled shrimp shells. He only needed to pick them up with chopsticks and put them in his mouth.
In this way, Gu Rui was also a little envious.He likes to eat fish, but hates fish bones, but the more delicious the fish in the empire, the more bones he has, and he was born to oppose him.
As for the smart butler robot?
Hehe, there is no such thing in the barracks.
At the moment of delicious food, no matter how many questions there are, the real reason is... Li Chen and Lian Liangzhe's hands are too fast, if they don't eat quickly, they can only lick the plate.
Feng Chengyun put the last piece of rabbit meat in his mouth, um, it was delicious, especially when it was snatched from someone else's mouth.
Qin Qing watched helplessly as the last piece of rabbit meat was eaten, and regretfully looked at the plate where only the broth was left. He was still hesitating whether to take the broth to make a round, but Li Chen had already taken the whole plate and poured it all in. Stir in a bowl to make a bibimbap broth.
Qin Qing: "..." Makes you hesitate, makes you hesitate!Chop your hands, chop your hands, chop your hands!
The four of them brought a lot of ingredients, and Chaotianjiao cooked a lot of dishes. With the rice in their stomachs, the five of them ate until their stomachs were round, and the people on the screen were envious and jealous.
Huo Zhen gritted his teeth, turned his head to check the situation of other teams, and clapped his hands in admiration: "That's right, this is normal!"
Jia Shi turned around and was immediately comforted.
The people on the screen are also wearing the uniform black uniform of Gerald College. Seven people sit on a big rock, with their backs facing each other in a circle, with water in one hand and compressed biscuits in the other. Their faces are full of pain and their lips are dry. .
In contrast, those who ate steamed buns were not so sad.
Even though he was eating steamed buns mixed with meat sauce, Hemo still adhered to the noble etiquette and brought "eating without talking" to the extreme.Ordinary spoons and chopsticks seemed to be the most high-end dining utensils in his hands. Regardless of the dark background, he thought he was enjoying a candlelight dinner in some high-end restaurant.
This is a very eye-catching eating process in the eyes of others, but in the eyes of a group of rough men in the army - what is elegance?Can I eat it?Worse than dirty!
Why do you have to eat so elegantly?Who cares if you are elegant or not when you are fighting? If you are more elegant, the enemy will not attack you, and if you are more elegant, the Zerg will not attack you?
After reviewing all the images captured by the cameras, Huo Zhen silently transferred to Chi Xi's group, and gnawed on the steamed buns with tears streaming down his face.
Let's eat, what I eat is not steamed buns, but braised rabbit meat.Look, it still tastes like meat!
Jia Shi drooled at the screen, "Captain, can you really not catch this carrot?"
Huo Zhen jumped up: "That's right! Captain, how can you bring a smart butler robot in survival training? This is a foul, a foul!"
Huo Zhen thought very well, if Chaotianjiao was confiscated for the reason of "fouling", then someone would make delicious meals for them, and they would no longer have to eat steamed buns mixed with meat sauce.
pity……
Gu Rui glanced at him lightly, taking all his little calculations into his eyes, "Is that so?"
Ike stuffed the last mouthful of steamed buns into his mouth, and slapped Huo Zhenjia on the back of each of them, "Ordinary intelligent butler robots are fine. Do you think this highly intelligent carrot will be willing to cook for you?"
Think he doesn't want to?The problem is unrealistic!
Chao Tianjiao clearly showed his extreme dependence on and maintenance of Chi Xi. If these two boys really dare to snatch him over, it would be nice not to give them some medicine in the food and then sneak away, regardless of whether they can eat or not.
Huo Zhenjia squatted on the ground aggrievedly, holding a bit of steamed bun in his hand, drooping his head, looking very pitiful.
Even Gu Rui, who knew his team members were foodies, looked at the white flour steamed buns in his hand, and couldn't help but think about the possibility of "inviting" Chaotianjiao to cook for them.
Hemo picked up the napkin and wiped the corner of his mouth that was not stained with steamed bread crumbs, "Don't think about it, Chaotianjiao is obviously Chi Xi's crazy fan, and I want him to leave Chi Xilai to cook for us...hehe."
Hemo used "hehe" as the final conclusion of this sentence, and everyone immediately understood.
Why not go on strike?They understand.
...It's just a little stuffy.
Unknowingly, Chi Xi, who had lost his hatred value, sat down on the tablecloth spread by Chaotianjiao to rest after eating. Throwing fresh strawberries straight into your mouth.
After Feng Chengyun stepped in first without being chased away, Lian Liangzhe and Li Chen also walked in silently and sat down cross-legged.
The meeting started.
Lian Liangzhe grabbed a handful of strawberries and threw them one by one, "Captain, what should we do next?"
After a lunch that was richer than usual at home at noon, the few people were not in the state of dying when they were really thrown into the valley of death at first, and they were afraid of dying without a whole body.
Li Chen followed suit and ate strawberries with his head lowered in a reserved manner without making a sound.
Qin Qing hugged An Guo so much that his mouth was full of juice, so he couldn't talk.
Feng Chengyun looked around, then turned around silently, not wanting to see these three foodies.He looked at Chi Xi and held a strawberry in his hand, "What do you say?"
"Me?" Chi Xi finally remembered his identity as the vice-captain, "There's nothing to say, let Chao Tianjiao take a look at it later, hide what you should, avoid what you should, anyway, just make it through this time."
Everyone: "..." What you said made sense, but I was speechless.
Qin Qing laughed loudly, "Chi Xiaoxi, you are amazing! But is Chaotianjiao so good?"
"Hmph!" Chaotianjiao, who was washing dishes by the river with his back to them, heard, "You will pay a heavy price for underestimating Benjiao."
Chi Xi's teeth were a little sore.
Li Chen asked curiously, "What price?"
Chaotianjiao's lower body remained where it was, but his upper body turned 180 degrees, the red skin turned black, and he said in a gloomy voice, "Dun Dun eats grass."
The people on the other side of the screen also gasped.
It really is a serious price!
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