Empire first hand

The empire takes exams in March every year, and the school starts on April 3st, and there is still more than half a month before the official start of the school, everything is possible.

Chi Xi is a poor man living on inheritance and subsistence allowances. He lives in a dirty slum with no background or support.He failed the exam of the Imperial Military Academy, so he couldn't get in.

But it's not impossible.

The three major mech academies in the Empire are the Imperial Military Academy, Gerald Academy, and Lanxiang Academy. Lavie, who doesn’t dislike Chi Xi’s handicap, happens to be a professor at Gerald Academy, and Ravi happens to be a professor at Gerald Academy. Live in a ghetto.

Chi Xi didn't have to go to school to attend classes, but a mentor was still necessary, so he spent three days transforming Chaotianjiao, and took a brand new Chao (red) Tian (radish) pepper (radish) to pull Weijia.

Lawei completely overturned Chi Xi's previous perception of mecha professors. He lived in a slum area where he lived on subsistence allowances, wore a gray coat stained with engine oil, and ate all kinds of spicy instant noodles. Just rely on the original and natural No. 11 bus to go out...the grounding is unmatched.

On the first day they got to know each other, Chi Xi discovered La Wei's attribute of "a foodie who is a waste of housework at home", and silently sent him an almighty butler.

this life……

As soon as the door opened, Lavi's decadent and indulgent face with two big black eye circles and stubble made Chi Xi's hands tremble in fright, and he almost threw Chaotianjiao out.

Immediately resisting the urge to paste Ravi's face with Chaotian Pepper, Chi Xi put down the Chaotian Pepper with a sullen face: "Come on, Chaotian Pepper!"

Chaotianjiao raised its round head with three emerald green leaves, pulled out a frying pan from its big belly, and "slapped" it on...Lavi's calf.

"Chi Xiaoxi, the enemy is too tall, let's retreat." Chao Tianjiao silently took back the pan, hopped up behind Chi Xi, grabbed Chi Xi's calf, and peeked at "too big" with one eye. Enemy too tall" Ravi.

Chi Xi didn't speak, waiting for someone to respond.

Sure enough, Lavi's dead fish eyes "swipe" brightly, and the eyes staring at Chaotianjiao are so hot that they seem to rush to strip them off, and then lock them in a small dark room to do some ulterior things...

After thinking about it, Chaotianjiao's whole pepper was not good, so he shrank back quickly and hid behind Chi Xi tightly.

"Oh oh oh, you are Chi Xiaoxi. This is Chaotianjiao, your smart butler, right?" Ravi licked his dry lips, and his hands, still stained with engine oil, were on the wrinkled ashes. After wiping the coat, he stretched out his hand neatly, "It's the first time I've seen such a humanized smart butler, can you let me take it apart...to see?"

Chaotianjiao: "..." Did you just say to dismantle it?Say it!Don't think Chili didn't hear!

Unavoidable that his cute body just changed flew away, Chao Tianjiao adopted food temptation tactics: "Chi Xiaoxi, if you leave now, I'll make you sweet and sour pork ribs and strawberry mousse tonight~"

Chi Xi pursed his lips, and looked at Lavi who was about to drool when he heard the food, "But I still have something to discuss with this person."

"Add a pineapple sweet and sour pork!"

"But I want to eat your best spicy..."

"No!" Chaotianjiao jumped out without bothering to hide, put his short hands on his waist, and accused him righteously, "Chi Xiaoxi, you are injured! When you recover from your injury, spicy cabbage, spicy chicken diced , spicy fried rice cakes, mapo tofu, whatever you want! Right now, absolutely! No negotiation!"

So many delicious...

"Oh!" Lavi came back to his senses, wiped his saliva-stained fingers on his body, quickly wiped his face, and bent over to invite the person in, "Come in, come in, don't talk outside, it's so strange Come in and talk about something!"

Chi Xi took a step and couldn't go in again.

Ravi’s room is about [-] square meters, and all the visible space is occupied by messy worn clothes, leftover instant noodle boxes, opened chili sauce jars, used draft paper, and smelly socks and dirty underwear. where to step.

"Hehe, what, the room is a bit messy, wait a moment..." Ravi scratched the back of his head embarrassingly, and kicked a pair of underwear under the sofa neatly while stepping back.

Chi Xi's eyes twitched, but he still didn't move.

Chaotianjiao, who was still pouting and refusing to enter the door before, couldn't stand it any longer. He took out a white apron from his big belly and put it on, and hopped out a basket from the corner. The nanny system was turned on, and he was busy turning into a red shadow.

Half an hour later, Ravi's room was completely new.

Ravi looked confused: "So my room is so clean!"

Chi Xi & Chao Tianjiao: "..."

"Gululu—" Ravi covered his protesting stomach with a blushing face, "Are you hungry? I'll treat you to a collection of spicy instant noodles."

"I've checked your refrigerator just now, and there's nothing in it!" Chao Tianjiao snorted, and pushed down the black-framed glasses with his short hand, "Chi Xiaoxi is injured, if you dare to ask him to eat spicy food, I will Blow up your house!"

"You're lucky today! Benjiao cooks, let you enjoy Chi Xiaoxi's glory!" After finishing speaking, Chaotianjiao picked up the vegetable basket and hopped out.

With a "bang", the chubby figure in red disappeared outside the door.

Ravi's face also changed from an idiot to an elite person, with his legs crossed, a look of "you owe me 500 million", "tell me, what can you do to me."

Chi Xi pushed the gold-rimmed glasses of the same model as Chaotianjiao, "I need a mentor."

Ravi raised three fingers, "Three questions."

Chi Xi: "You ask."

"You rewritten Chaotianjiao?"

"Yes."

"You made the appearance of Chaotianjiao?"

"Yes."

"Chaotianjiao is good at cooking?"

"……Yes."

Ravi laughed like a fool for a moment: "I accept it!"

Chi Xi: "..."

No matter how confident he was before he came, Chi Xi was still defeated by the foodies.

He prepared four schemes of intimidation, abcd, and lure. Unexpectedly, Chaotianjiao's "foodie temptation" successfully abducted a "foodie mentor" for him.

The newly appointed tutor was gearing up to test Chi Xi, but the result surprised Ravi: "Chi Xiaoxi, your theoretical knowledge is really solid!"

"Well, I don't have a photographic memory, but I have a pretty good memory." Pushing on his glasses, Chi Xi started the mode of "pretending to be coquettish when boasting", "I am the first in the theory test in March."

"Fuck me, I found a treasure!" Ravi wiped his saliva fiercely, almost wanting to confess to this precious apprentice who came to the door on his own initiative.

Chi Xi glanced at him and poured cold water on him: "I have disabled hands."

Ravi: "..."

Chi Xi poured another pot: "Imperial [National-Military] Academy doesn't want me."

"Those with eyes on their buttocks..." Ravi blurted out, his tongue was tied, and he quickly changed his face, returning to the seriousness that a normal mentor should have, "Don't worry, they take people with their hands, I'm here There are no such rules and regulations, it is very free, you can rest assured that it will be done!"

At this moment, Chaotianjiao, carrying a basket on the left and a bag, entered the door.

When Ravi came to his mouth, he suddenly turned around: "Just lend me Chaotianjiao!"

"Good idea! This pepper belongs to Chi Xiaoxi, so I won't lend it to you!" Chao Tianjiao snorted coldly and noblely, and went to the kitchen with the ingredients.

Chi Xi spread his hands: "If you can handle Chaotianjiao, I have no objection."

Lavi rolled his eyes, ran to the door of the kitchen, knelt down with a "plop", raised his hands high, and sang affectionately: "I was conquered by you like this..."

Chi Xi: "..." It turned out that "Conquer" was so popular ten years ago!

During one lunch, Ravi was completely overwhelmed by Chaotianjiao: "Chaotianjiao, from now on you let me steal the underwear of the principal of the Imperial [National-Army] Division, and I will never steal his wife's bra! You let me dismantle the Imperial [National-Army] 】If it’s a college, I’ll never blow it up with a mecha!”

Chi Xi: "..." How much do you resent the Imperial Military Academy?

The three green leaves on Chaotianjiao's head moved happily, still glamorous and noble: "As long as you treat my Chi Xiaoxi better in the future, I will take good care of you mercifully."

Ravi's small eyes narrowed happily, and he stretched out his middle finger to compare the size of the two knuckles: "Can you take care of my stomach a little more? This is fine!"

Chao Tianjiao glared at Lavi, pushing an inch!

Apparently, Ravi, who was overwhelmed by Chaotianjiao's cooking skills, could not see with his small eyes.

Chao Tianjiao turned his head and glanced at Chi Xi, Chi Xi nodded, and Chao Tianjiao reluctantly said: "My Chi Xiaoxi is very poor, and I have to take care of his body and mind every day. In the future, your..."

"I'll take care of it!" Ravi said very well.

It's special!

Chaotianjiao silently swallowed the sentence "you pay for your own food expenses", and nodded solemnly.It is also good to save some money for Chi Xiaoxi, so that he can buy more parts to play in the future.

Lavi encountered unreliable food, and even knelt down and sang "Conquer" in order to get Chaotianjiao's care, but when he encountered a problem with the mecha, he turned into a little monster immediately, and the spray was still light.

He has a particularly loud voice, and he likes to yell, and when he gets emotional, he will say anything.

"Chi Xiaoxi, you idiot! God didn't make your right hand for you to masturbate yourself! Use your right hand when your left hand is useless! When you touch a woman's big breasts with your left hand, you forget to touch her black with your right hand..."

Chi Xi shook his stiff right hand, "Sorry, I like men."

"Gah?" Lavigne turned his head, as if he had heard something terrible?

Chi Xi beckoned calmly, and jumped over with his belly open, revealing the screen, and the face on the screen was very familiar to even the "ten thousand years of squatting at home" Lavi.

Silver hair, silver hair!There is only such a beautiful silver-haired man in the entire empire!

Chao Tianjiao pointed to the man on the screen, his black-rimmed glasses were backlit with white light: "This is the man Chi Xiaoxi is going to marry!"

Chi Xi narrowed his eyes: "Huh?"

Chao Tianjiao said seriously: "Slip of tongue! Do it again! This is the man Chi Xiaoxi wants to marry!"

Ravi hit his head on the parts that were not assembled, oh my god, his precious handicapped student actually wanted to fall for the flower of the empire!Is he still alive to eat the hot pepper feast?