Empire first hand

Of course, Chi Xi couldn't be so frenzied to put Chaotian pepper in and stir-fry with the two snakes. Even if there is no pepper, Chaotian pepper itself is a robot, and when it is fried, it will be a pile of scrap copper and rotten iron, which cannot be eaten at all.

So, noticing Chaotianjiao's slightly aggrieved expression while biting a handkerchief and weeping silently, Chi Xi was bewildered again, "I'm sorry, Chaotianjiao, I didn't say I wanted to eat you, just take out the Chaotianjiao in your stomach gone."

Chaotianjiao clutched her big belly in disbelief and took a step back, looking at Chi Xi with vivid eyes, looking at a heartless man who refused to accept his account when he lifted his pants: "Chi Xiaoxi, my child is not yet full-term, you just want to give up! Thinking about eating him?"

Chi Xi: "..." To be honest, what kind of messy soap opera did you watch last night at eight o'clock.

Chao Tianjiao had teary eyes: "Can't we wait until he's older?"

Chi Xi: "...Take it out quickly."

Chaotianjiao cried twice, met Chi Xi's indifferent eyes who saw through everything, finally opened his big belly in discouragement, took out a Chaotian pepper from it, which was only the size of Chi Xi's pinky finger, and turned his face away heartbroken, "Here .”

Chi Xi couldn't complain anymore, Gu Rui reached out to take the less-than-month-old Chaotian pepper, and suddenly asked: "Chaotian pepper, what was the soap opera called last night?"

Chaotianjiao's hp is full, and the light shining on the two lenses is enough to blind people's eyes, "Have you also watched "The President's Wife Runs with the Ball"? If it weren't for the fact that the heartbroken man had the same surname as Chi Xiaoxi, this pepper would Don't watch it, hum. My family, Chi Xiaoxi, isn't some 108-style lewd/slutty man who just wants to drag women on the bed all day long!"

I really want to ooxx someone all day long into a 108-style lewd/slutty man Chi Xi: "..."

Gu Rui was curious about some terms he had never heard of before: "What is ooxx? What is 108 formula?"

Hey, the flower of the empire is so pure?After that, wouldn't Chi Xiaoxi's sexual life be about to fly away?

Chaotianjiao feels that the task is arduous.

Just about to spread common sense to Gu Rui on "The 108 Kinds of Dog-Blood Dramas in the Empire", when he suddenly received a "Silence is golden" look from his owner, Chao Tianjiao instantly completed the transformation from "This pepper will definitely transform you from a soap opera Xiaobai to a bubble drama" The transformation from the wretched eyes of "the Great God" to the mysterious eyes of "Buddha's saying is indescribable".

Gu Rui: "..."

In order to prevent Gu Rui from continuing to be entangled in this pot of dog blood, Chi Xi moved extremely quickly to heat up the pan and poured oil, and deliberately took the usual chic cooking action to a new level.

Sure enough, Chao Tianjiao, a fan of the brainless, was the first to be tricked: "Chi Xiaoxi is so handsome!"

Brainless fan number two, Qin Qing, ran over: "Chi Xiaoxi is mighty and domineering!"

Brainless fan No. [-], Jia Shi da da da followed: "Master, the leader of Wencheng Wude, for thousands of years, he will rule the snakes and snakes!"

Chi Xi: "..." What the hell is a unified snake?

The food and ingredients that Chaotianjiao brought from home have long been eaten up by all the foodies. Now the stocks in the stomach are all collected when the 666 team passed by for training. picked.

The Chaotian pepper, which was less than a month old, was a new product that Chi Xi had just picked two days ago. It was tender and red, with just the right amount of spiciness, and it was just right for frying snake meat.

Marinate the fresh snake meat with cooking wine for 3 minutes, wait until the oil-filled pan is [-]% hot, put down the snake meat and deep-fry until golden brown, then fry it again when the oil temperature rises, take it out and set aside.Stir-fry chopped green onion, minced garlic, and Chaotian pepper in oil until fragrant, then add snake meat, salt and pepper, and sauce and stir-fry together.

The snake meat is just fried, and the fragrance is wafting ten miles away.

Everyone's gluttons were hooked and eager to get out of the wall.

The diet of the imperial people pays attention to the balance of meat and vegetables. Of the thousands of delicacies that can be made by frying and cooking, they only eat the healthiest ones.Of course, there are only a few types of smart butler robots that every family can do.

As for restaurants, no matter how many stars there are, how delicious are the dishes made by mass-produced smart butler robots?Where can it be unique?

Therefore, when Chi Xi, a senior foodie, was different from the cook, these people seemed to have never eaten for thousands of years, and they wished to take Chi Xi home and cook for themselves.

Gu Rui praised him for his foresight to set people up early, "Why do you seem to be able to do anything, everything?"

Snake meat is tender, delicious, and the skin is soft and chewy without any fat. It is a rare delicacy on the table. However, people in the empire eat more snake soup. The method can better retain the nutrition of snake meat itself.

Snake meat nourishes the brain, strengthens the nerves, prolongs life, nourishes the skin and nourishes the skin, dispels wind and heat, reduces phlegm and improves eyesight, and most importantly, snake meat strengthens yang!

Thinking of the last use, Chi Xi decided to cook more snake meat for Gu Rui when he encountered delicious snakes.Although it doesn't look like it needs to be strong, it really is better to have more.

"My parents are people who like to eat very much. They grow a lot of fruits and vegetables on the balcony at home. Every time they go out, they buy the most food. When I was young, I liked to lie at the kitchen door and watch my parents cook. When they found me, they would She picked up delicious chopsticks for me, and my mother deliberately picked up the hot ones for me, watching me covering my mouth and jumping my feet and laughing loudly."

Gu Rui understood, "You learned your cooking skills from your parents."

"No." Chi Xi's eyes were in a trance for a moment, and he didn't notice the wrong word in Gu Rui's words, "My parents passed away when I was very young, and there is nothing to eat in the slums, so I grab what I can eat when I see it, and make more You can eat it a few times."

"Slum area?" Gu Rui's pupils narrowed slightly, but the expression on his face remained unchanged, "Is there a lot of delicious food there?"

It is worthy of being the flower of the empire, and the points of attention are different from others.

Chi Xi laughed out loud: "There are a lot of delicious food in the slums, but the people there are different from other imperial people. The imperial people eat whatever is delicious and nutritious, but they don't have time to toss and eat. Just eating and filling their stomachs is their pursuit.”

"Then Chi Xiaoxi, you still cook so many delicious things." Qin Qing curled his lips in disapproval.

They won't look down on Chi Xi just because he was born in a slum area. In fact, Chi Xi has never concealed his slum area background. ah!

They also want to live in the slums for two days, and eat fried snake meat and eggplant, which they have never eaten before. Maybe they will never worry about starving to death because they can’t cook.

There are not a few people who have Qin Qing's thoughts. At least the members of Team 666 and Team 111 have secretly considered the possibility of going to Chi Xi's house for a few days after the holiday of Gerald Academy, including food, lodging and sleep.

Snake meat has parasites and must be fully cooked before eating.

Chi Xi, who didn't know that a group of people were planning a three-pack at all, put the lid on the pot, clasped his chest and explained calmly: "The "Imperial Law" clearly stipulates that child labor cannot be hired. If it is light, it will be fined ten times, and if it is serious, it will be jailed. Do people dare?"

Li Chen is also from a slum area, and he who has the most say nods in agreement: "People in the slum area dare not hire child labor at the risk of ten times the fine in order to save so little money. No matter how poor the family is, the children there will at most help Do some housework, don't dare to do that."

"That's right." The rascal Chi Xi spread his hands, quietly revealing his anger, "So when I was young, I went to the tree to play birds, dig eggs, pick dates, go down the river for fish, catch shrimp, and catch ducks, as long as it was something that could be eaten in the slums There is no one that does not enter my stomach. Mortals, call me the god of food."

Everyone: "..." Hello, Foodie God, goodbye, Foodie God, can you share my bowl of snake meat, Foodie God?

The god of foodies is ruthless and unreasonable: "No! It's Gu Rui's."

Everyone: My heart is so congested that I can no longer worship God happily.

After the fried snake meat came out of the pan, the 666 team got up, and the 111 team stepped forward, waiting for the snake meat to be put on the plate before starting.Whether the captain is not the captain, grab it first, eat it first, and then talk about it, anyway, you can't die.

Gu Rui glanced lightly: If you dare to snatch it, you will die.

A few people blinked and smiled instantly, clasped their hands on their knees, and sat upright on their knees: well-behaved, I am very well-behaved, there is no one more well-behaved than me.

Gu Rui who eats alone is very happy and cheerful.

He once tasted the snake meat fried by his mother on a whim, and the taste was comparable to dark cuisine, not to mention all kinds of sour, bitter, spicy and salty tastes that poisoned the taste buds, the snake meat that was too old to bite was a waste of heaven .

From then on, Gu Rui had the impression that "snake meat can only eat snake soup".

Unexpectedly, Chi Xi's so-called broken hands actually made the fried snake meat so delicious in the world.

"It's delicious." Gu Rui praised him sincerely.

Chi Xi held his chin and watched him eat with a quiet smile.

Gu Rui likes to eat alone, but Chi Xi, a cute goldfish, is an exception, he is willing to share some.

As a result, the members of the two teams suffered the crime of "can smell but not eat" with their noses, the crime of "dogs and men feeding each other delicious food" with their eyes, and the crime of "dogs and men *" with their ears... Can they still do it? alright!Believe it or not, the table will not let you eat!

No matter how rich their mental activities were, they were shamefully cowarded in the face of a man with the strongest force in the entire empire and a man with the best cooking skills in the entire empire.

Forget it, let’s be poisonous, at least there will be a chance to eat it in the future.

After Gu Rui had eaten and drank well, Jia Shi eagerly presented two Qingxi rattlesnakes and two wasp-striped snakes, with big watery eyes flickering: "My lord, please feed me."

Chi Xi is a hard-hearted man, a man who doesn't like cute things, but Jia Shi...is Gu Rui's team member, so he has only softened his heart when he met Chao Tianjiao and Gu Rui, and he softened shamefully.

"Ah."

As soon as Chi Xi agreed, the smirking Qin Qing obsequiously presented two Qingxi rattlesnakes and two wasp-striped snakes.

"……understood."

The sins you have done, you have to walk away even on your knees.

Chi Xi took four snakes that had obviously just died and went to the river to dispose of them, bloodletting, gallbladder extraction, skinning, and cutting into sections.

Jia Shi Qinqing, who could eat fried snake meat, turned around with a smirk, and was immediately beaten by a group of people who were sharpening their knives.

"Scheming bitch!"

"Dare to steal behind our backs!"

"go to hell!"

"The dead snake meat is ours."

"what……"

"Help……"

Gu Rui said: I am happy to see that you are having such a bad time.

Dare to make my people busy cooking for you and not rest, this punishment is cheap, hum.