Empire first hand

The Flower of the Empire and Hand Can both wear the same shirt, so you don’t need to say much about this kind of friendship (feeling) and love (love)... Kneel down and beg Hand Can to teach "666 Ways to Hook Up Idols"!

"Ahem..." A cough that couldn't be more fake brought back the terrified and eager eyes of everyone who almost stared at Chi Xi.

Ike withdrew the fist on his lips, and continued the words interrupted by Yu Chijiao's birth: "Rookies, although you have survived for 15 days in the death valley where many dangers have been wiped out, you think you are better than mercenaries, Harm, gain, and much, but in fact, you are still a bunch of rookies who have just grown hair."

The "little rookies who have just grown hair" blushed, angry and ashamed.

It's not that they are dirty, it's that seventeen or eighteen years old happens to be the age of long hair, and what this unserious uncle said is definitely not serious.

Chi Xi was a little hot, and he thought of the provocative scene he saw by the river on a moonlit night.

The slightly long silver hair that hasn't been cut for a while will reach the raised collarbone, and it should be revealing, a bit sexy, a bit seductive.The broad chest covered with water droplets has distinct textures, shining with crystals under the moonlight.The water drops along the chin, Adam's apple, and collarbone, all the way down, down the chest, across the abdominal muscles, and into the river.

The river is not deep, it just reaches the base of Gu Rui's thigh, a part that he has thought about for a long time is looming in the fluctuation of the cold river water, as if his hand is gently stroking... Poof, Chi Xi covered his nose.

"What?" the culprit didn't realize it, and asked him very concerned.

Chi Xi glanced down uncontrollably, and his blood boiled even more.Hastily covered his nose and shook his head, subconsciously wiped it with his hand, the unexpected touch made him stunned.

The newborn Yuchijiao slept soundly with his eyes closed, his soft pink ears were stained with a few traces of blood, "pata", a drop of bright red blood dripped and hit Yuchijiao's nose.

Yu Chijiao frowned, as if he didn't like this rusty thing.

Chi Xi was shy and irritable, the more ups and downs in his heart, the more tense his face became.

Afraid that Gu Rui would notice something from this drop of "criminal evidence", he stretched out his hand, Yu Chijiao, who knew how to share his master's worries, stretched out his soft tongue, "sucked" the small drop of blood into his mouth, smashed it Smash your mouth, your already wrinkled face completely wrinkled into a chrysanthemum.

Chi Xi: "..." Fish eat peppers, we have to be hygienic!

The rice bucket beast is a vegetarian animal through and through, not to mention blood, it does not eat processed meat, no matter how good the meat is put in front of it, it will only get a disgusting fat butt.

Yuchijiao is probably the first blood-drinking beast in the empire.

Gu Rui chuckled, and didn't ask why Chi Xi had a nosebleed for no reason, put one hand on Chi Xi's shoulder, and poked the fish in Chi Xi's arms with the other, his gesture was either wanton or casual.

The sweetheart is close at hand, and the hot air rushes towards his face, coupled with what he just remembered, Chi Xi's nose is itchy and hot.

#心心人太不conscious always casually seduce me really annoying (sweet) annoying (honey)#

Ike withdrew his gaze that was unknowingly attracted to him, "Little rookie, do you think that 15 days of survival training in Death Valley is the whole of military training? Tsk tsk, you can't be so naive, the devil coach is not called for nothing, the next 15 days , you can tremble under the hands of the devil coach to your heart's content haha!"

Gu Rui: "..." I haven't seen you for a few days, the deputy captain's style of painting is a bit strange.

Everyone: "..." The devil coach is a bit of a secondary?Illusion?

Feng Chengyun, a good student sent by the elite, raised his hand and asked, "Excuse me, coach, where is the training?"

Get pillows when you sleep, and steps when you walk.

Ike gave a "very good, promising" look, "Of course it is here. The time and place are right and people are right. There is such a good place, why bother to look far away."

Everyone: "..." No, please be far away!

However, since Ike said so, it must have been decided long ago. There is no doubt that a group of teenagers who have been tortured by the "not difficult" death valley and lost their vigor fell to the ground invisibly.

After finally escaping from the claws of the devil, who knew that just after leaving the tiger's den, he entered the wolf's den again. The devil coach, an uncle who looked unscrupulous at first glance, didn't know how to torture people.

Some students wanted to cry without tears: "Then why are you here?" It is cruel and inhumane to extinguish people's hope and then mercilessly extinguish it!

Ike "tsk" three times, raised his head, and filled up his hatred, "Of course it's because I like to watch you hope that you will be disappointed in the end."

Everyone: "..." This person is so flattering!

Team 111, who has already received the "Crazy Love Training" of Team 666's captain Blossom of Empire, is still not satisfied: let the vice-captain's training be more intense!

A group of shivering m were running barefoot on the shivering m road, shivering Ike was standing on the high ground, whipping a blood-red whip, roaring from time to time.

"Quick, quick!"

"Didn't eat, lazy turtles can run faster than you!"

"If you're so slow, I'll blow your ass off!"

Before the last utterance came out, a group of limp young men who were running sparsely were shocked instantly, their chrysanthemums tightened, and they worked hard, and there was a series of particularly neat cracking roars from a distance: "Don't explode the chrysanthemums!!! !"

Ike laughed so hard that the stubble on his face trembled, and the whip whipped harder, "Last one, I'll let the slugs blow your ass!"

The members who had been poisoned by slugs and had psychological shadows burst into tears, and rushed out like rockets on their legs, taking the lead by a long way.Don't blow ass!No slugs!

The members of the 666 team who witnessed how the teenagers were poisoned by slugs were silent for a second, silently covering their eyes when they saw a certain eye-scarring scene, and immediately staged "[-] Centimeters Per Second", "The First Is Me", "I Don't Want to Be Sent" The Daily Life of Teenagers with Slugs Exploding Chrysanthemums".

The other teenagers who were lucky enough not to encounter the slug saw the reaction of the two waves of people, roared instantly, and chased after them.Ma Dan, just thinking about it makes me sick, these scheming whores!

"Ha ha ha ha……"

Ike looked at it and laughed with his hips on his hips. The weird laughter lingered for a long time on the uneven plain that had been bombed by something unknown, waking up the sleeping Yuchijiao.

When he realized that there was no danger, the little nose smelled a slightly different but reassuring smell from the owner, Yu Chijiao tilted his head again and fell asleep.

Gu Rui bit the beef jerky that Chi Xi stuffed into his space button, his eyes kept chasing Chi Xi, who was far ahead, and said out of nowhere: "Spicier."

Chaotianjiao, who was busy taking pictures, paused, and silently took out a "spicier" piece from his big belly and handed it over.

Gu Rui had a piece of not-so-spicy one in his left hand, and a piece of spicy one in his right hand. Ike, who was so happy to scare a group of rookies, suddenly felt as if a basin of cold water had been poured on his head, and he lost all enthusiasm.

in particular!

Also a member of the 111 team, Jia Shi squatted next to Chaotianjiao, so lucky to have a piece of spicy beef jerky in his left hand and a fresh strawberry in his right hand, eating so much that he could see his teeth but not see his eyes, the aroma was mouth-watering just by smelling it .

Ike: "..." Is it too late to join the National Husband Chi Xiaoxi, who is handsome and cracks the sky, conquers the stars and the sea with his face, and marries the Flower Cult of the Empire?

Ike didn't dare to ask such a question in front of Gu Rui, so a bunch of rookies became punching bags.

"Rookies, run faster! Where's the answer? Where's the voice? Are you dumb?"

"Yes!"

"can not hear."

"Yes!!"

"A little louder!"

"Yes!!!"

"Why, popping an ass is not exciting enough, is it?"

"sh... no!!!"

The freshmen who answered habitually were almost scared to pee.

Ike, who tortured the rookies, was very happy, at least the rookies found out that something was wrong in time, otherwise he wouldn't mind finding more slugs to open up/bud for this group of rookies who are still young and their eyes are higher than the top.

Anyway, no money =. =

On the first day of the devil coach's tenure, all the freshmen felt that this day was more difficult than the previous 1 days combined.

From time to time, the coach who shouted "slugs", "hot asses", "stimulus" and "hurry up" behind him is really a devil!

Especially the last student, no matter how strong the heart is, but the lack of physical strength, it really looked like a group of slugs that Ike had found to blow up his ass... That cry, that cry, really made those who heard it feel sad and those who saw it shed tears.

Usually, when encountering slugs, you can escape and hide, but when you exhaust your physical strength and are ravaged/ravaged by a swarm of slugs and can't resist... such a disgusting thing, see one in the future, and kill one!

A group of new students are like dehydrated fish, one by one, they are lying on the riverside, waiting for the chefs to scale, slice and put them in the pot.

That night, all members of Team 666 who had been trained by Gu Rui stood gracefully beside the dehydrated fish, facing the cool evening wind, all of them had handsome faces and graceful postures.

The group of freshmen who were lying on the ground only hated themselves for not having the strength to show their middle fingers in contempt.

"Crack"——

Familiar voices mixed with the scent of incense came downwind. The members of Team 666 who were posing against the wind just now stood at attention, turned 180 degrees, stepped forward, and ran.

"Captain, wait for me!"

"Ah, I can finally eat, and it takes a lot of effort to pose."

"starving."

"What are we eating today?"

"Smells like eggplant fish?"

"Gulu" - the rookies heard the sound of swallowing saliva.

Turning his head, he saw that the hand was holding a big pot and frying the salivating dishes neatly. On the left was the dishes that had been prepared and placed on the table, and on the right was the steaming casserole. On the right is also holding a pot and frying...carrots that are not as high as the stove?

"Fuck, carrots can cook these days?!"

#麻马快来，There are carrots here who can cook! #

#My family has a carrot that covers three meals a day, it’s great! #

#Since I have carrots, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about being hungry! #

Carrot "Ci Ka Ci Ka" turned his head, revealing his big white teeth: You are the only carrot, and your whole family are all carrots who can cook!