Empire first hand

Chi Xi smashed an egg in front of the 1089 Jingjing beasts, and ruthlessly despised their IQ and ability with an extremely contemptuous gesture.

The rice bucket beast was furious.

The result of the beastly anger of the idiot is that he performed supernormally, with great stamina, chasing Chi Xi, who thinks he has good legs and escape skills, to the point where he wished he hadn't grown six more legs.

Spiders have eight legs. They like to spin their silk and snare their prey to play bondage play. It is a must-have skill for transformation during the day and night when traveling at home and on the s/m bed.

"Hoo hoo... woo hoo..."

The rice bucket beast pursued persistently, and as soon as it got close to Chi Xi, it opened its big mouth that could fill an entire rice bucket, and it was bound to swallow this human who dared to provoke them alive, chewing and chewing to vent its hatred.

Vegetarian animal, rice bucket beast is ready to break the tradition and nature of thousands of years, and it is really gratifying.

Ding dong, your neighbor and friend Mr. Strawberry has sent a congratulatory message.

Chi Xi led a group of Jingjing beasts to run around the valley, and by the way, he did not forget to hold up the flag to continue to increase the hatred value: "I have a Jingjing beast, and I never ride it. One day I took him to eat eggs on a whim. Holding an egg in his hand, he smashed his shell, and for some reason, he was scorched~"

Everyone: "..."

Huo Zhen rubbed his ears that were still echoing: "Where did you find this strange song?" Not to mention, this obviously changed word sounds quite appropriate for the occasion.

Hermo gave him a polite look, "You don't care where he found it, as long as it works."

Huo Zhen: "..." Okay, you manage the money, you are the biggest.

No matter how courageous he is, Huo Zhen dare not continue to speak bad things without fear of death under the premise that Hemo is obviously partial to him and also #我有特别的申财技术#Chi Xi.What's more, with his destructive power, if one or two sentences are leaked in the future, he may have to pay the huge sum of compensation himself.

Thinking of the super saboteur in the 2333 team who has been pledging to wash dishes in the restaurant all year round, Huo Zhen's expression turned positive, and he decided to curry favor with the "money collector" Chi Xiaoxi in the future.

Chi Xiaoxi, a "money collector" who led a group of Jingjing beasts to run around the mountain and kindly helped them lose weight for free and improve their physique to treat obesity and high blood pressure, was a little distressed.

It is not for nothing that Jingjing beast is called a rice bucket beast. It has a round body, white fur, fat and short limbs, round and small tail, big and heavy red eye circles, and ignores some disharmonious parts. , isn't it just a walking rice bucket?

It's not a good feeling to be chased by more than 1000 walking jerks.

Throat is so thirsty that I can't swallow my saliva slowly, but my feet are full of super-mutated giant strawberries that exude a tempting aroma, sweet and juicy, but I was trampled by a group of angry rice barrel beasts, so I can't pick them up and taste a few to quench my thirst It's a pity.

But as long as the equivalent value is replaced with imperial coins, Chi Xi will immediately be revived with full blood on the spot, and he can even run back to the imperial capital from the valley of death with this group of idiots.

Qin Qing poked Li Chen, and gave a thumbs up to Chi Xi who was physically disabled and determined: "Comrade comrade, don't you think Chi Xiaoxi like this is very handsome?"

Li Chen took a serious look, the black hair fluttering in the wind, the crystal sweat, the muscles hidden under the white shirt... It looks like a handicap, but judging from what he has done, it should be pretty Expected.

"Handsome!" Li Chen came to a conclusion.

Qin Qing patted Li Chen on the shoulder, full of excitement of "finding members of the organization", and diligently developed the offline, "Did you make it? Chao Tianjiao is Chi Xiaoxi's number one fan. He has " Meng Meng Da Chi Xiaoxi", "Handsome Chi Xiaoxi", "Cute and Cute Chi Xiaoxi" and countless other albums, if you like it, wait for Chaotianjiao to complete the task and come out, I can help him to give it to you Take a look."

Li Chen: "...No need, thank you." Carrot can be such an idiot, there is no one else.

Qin Qing gave him a look of "Don't be embarrassed, we are all people from the same way, I understand", "It is impossible for Chaotianjiao to show you his collector's edition, but Chi Xiaoxi's usual photos of eating, sleeping and reading should be able to choose I’ll show you two of them, I’ve seen them before, don’t worry, they’re really handsome! You won’t regret joining this sect!”

Li Chen: "..." No, I will definitely not join your cult!

"I have a crystal beast, I never eat it, one day I was ready to eat him on a whim, I was holding a knife in my hand, I was hesitating, I don't know why, he was cooked~ "Chi Xi's demonic singing echoed along the wind in the ears of everyone in the valley, and the screen was also poisoned.

Gu Rui's fingers tapped lightly and heavily on the handrail, looking at Chi Xi who was running up and down in the valley with the Jingjing beast, his eyes were like looking at the blue light fish he raised, and his thin lips moved slightly , silently said: naughty.

When the blue light fish is happy, it will scurry around in the fish tank. Occasionally, it will jump out of the water when it is in a good mood, and jump in an arc in the air.

Well, the meat is also delicious.

This blu-ray fish is just as naughty, I don't know if the meat is good or not...

Gu Rui's gaze could not help but focus on the collar of Chi Xi's shirt with only one button open. There were beads of sweat rolling on his smooth skin, and a little bit of collarbone was faintly exposed under the white shirt.

Wear too much, can't see, bad review!

Chi Xi, who was given a bad review, suddenly felt a little cold, shivered, and ran even more eagerly.

Suddenly, Jingjing Beast's painful and high-pitched cry came from behind, and Chi Xi turned around, shocked by the scene in front of him.

Jingjing Beast looks like a rice bucket. It is already round and big, but it doesn't look like anything if it has a bigger belly.Who knew that there was such a female crystal beast who was pregnant with Liujia and persistently chased after Chi Xi for so long. If it wasn't for the wrong race, it must be true love!

Can a pregnant woman run that long?Jingjing Beast did it.

Is the stomach okay for pregnant women to run for so long?Jingjing Beast did it.

Pregnant women have been exercising strenuously for so long, don't children protest?Jingjing Beast did it.

The little Jingjing Beast rolled around in the mother's stomach for a few rounds. After a "baji", it fell out of the stomach smoothly without much tossing, and rolled to Chi Xi's feet, as if it had found a warm and comfortable nest. , stuck to his military boots affectionately and stopped moving.

Everyone: "..." What kind of play is this?Is little Jingjing beast looking for papa?

All the crystal beasts were stunned by such a magical unfolding.

Chao Tianjiao, who had just crawled out of the cave after stealing eggs, took a deep breath, and shouted in a low voice, "Chi Xiaoxi..."

Before Chao Tianjiao could continue to roar, Chi Xi came to his senses, bent down, kicked the still warm Jingjing egg into his arms, and sped up his horsepower to follow the previously set escape route.

After regaining consciousness, Qin Qing and Li Chen hurriedly lit another pile of fueled firewood. After Feng Chengyun and Lian Liangzhe broke it off, the five of them ran away without slapping their buttocks after finishing their bad deeds.

By the time the last Lian Liangzhe arrived at the meeting place, the other four had already washed up, ate pre-dinner fruits and waited for Chaotianjiao to be served.

The corner of his mouth twitched, and Lian Liangzhe sat down at the table, almost blinded by the pots of golden yellow, "These can't be the eggs of Jingjing Beast..." The eggshells that have not been disposed of are wantonly in the sun Shining light, Lian Liangzhe looked away, his humanity was deeply condemned.

Lian Liangzhe wrote all his thoughts on his face, Feng Chengyun pushed his glasses, the light flickering on the lenses was more dazzling than the light of Jingjing Beast's eggshell, "If you feel uncomfortable, don't eat it, you don't need to share those."

"No!" Lian Liangzhe turned his head, scooped up a large spoonful of scrambled eggs and stuffed them into his mouth, his cheeks puffed up, "I just mourn for a few seconds for these little lives that were not born in time."

Huo Zhen glared at him through the screen, only you have mercy!If you are compassionate, don’t eat it, let me go!

Chi Xi didn't care what he thought, anyway, the five of them worked hard and the things would be shared evenly, so he wouldn't hold back the distribution in private, "There was no problem after the break, right?"

Seeing that Liangzhe didn't even get much dust on his clothes, he knew he was fine. Chi Xi just meant to ask, after all, he was the one who proposed the idea of ​​stealing the Jingjing beast eggs, and he also proposed the plan. Members are responsible.

Lian Liangzhe said: "There are more than 1000 Jingjing Beasts. I thought it would be a bit troublesome after they were broken. Who knew that another group of Jingjing Beasts came out of nowhere. The two groups got mixed together, and somehow they quarreled, so I was very upset when I came back. Relax, none of the things that were arranged before are used."

Qin Qing was speechless: "Isn't your task too easy?" It was so easy that he envied and hated it.

Lian Liangzhe shrugged his shoulders, and put on a bachelor look like "this is how labor and capital make you envy, envy and hate".

Qin Qing gritted his teeth, wanting to cover Lian Liangzhe's face with this pot of steaming steamed eggs.

"It's good that you're not injured, and the rest is not important." Regardless of the group of inexplicably crazy Jingjing beasts, Chi Xi moved his sore legs and changed his sitting position naturally, "After eating, count the spoils and share a share with the peppers in the sky." , one-sixth of each person, no objection?"

"No." x4.

They really have no objection, don't say they don't care about the money, if there is no Chaotianjiao, their life in Death Valley will definitely not be so comfortable.Not to mention, would they have been able to steal these eggs without Chaotianjiao's detection and without Chi Xi's proposal.

Moreover, Chi Xi himself took over the most dangerous task, and Chao Tianjiao took over the task of stealing eggs. They have already reaped the rewards, and they can no longer be thick-skinned.

Chi Xi was very satisfied, and Chao Tianjiao was also very satisfied, and happily added a few more dishes. Therefore, their lunch started 10 minutes later than usual.

However, it was such a short 10 minutes that completely changed the style of their team.