Sheep and Wolf

In a blink of an eye, An Yiyang and Qi Fan have been living together for more than two months. The two usually go in and out together, eat and live together, just like a newlywed couple, living a harmonious and nourishing life.The only thing that made An Yiyang feel dissatisfied and anxious was that the English CET-[-] exam was coming in a week, and Qi Fan gave him a ban: he was not allowed to read novels, play games, and go to QQ and YY. The novel was also forced to hang up a "one week off" announcement.

So, recently, there have been conversations like this in Qi Fan's house from time to time:

"Qi Fan...Fan...Fan Fan, senior, old..."

"Shut up for me, go read a book!"

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow

"Don't even think about it!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorel The whole person will collapse, so you have to pity me!"

"You fucking hang out all year round, how dare you mention it to me? Hurry up and get back to the study to read, and get out if you keep arguing!"

"Okay, okay, I'll go back to school to live for a while, after all, the learning atmosphere in school is better, maybe I can see it!"

"You have a good idea! You don't want to study under my nose and you still want to study in school? If you dare to move back, you will never even think about stepping here again in your life. You want to say goodbye or study, choose yourself!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cruel!

"Oh, it means you are not abusive!"

"Beast! Devil! Dead S! Tyrant! Inhuman!"

"Damn, can you get in or not? The quarrel made my head hurt. I haven't passed the fourth grade. Let's see how I deal with you! If you are sensible, hurry up and do the questions. I will check in two hours. If you haven’t finished a few reading comprehensions, don’t even think about going anywhere today, just stay there!”

"Hmm... refer to the answer and give it to me, it will be right when I finish it later."

"You pretend I don't know what you're thinking?"

"Hmph, if you don't give it, you won't give it. I'll fill it in randomly. Anyway, it's so difficult to choose one of ABCD! You can play after you're done, right?"

"Of course, if you make a mistake, you will kneel on the keyboard for 5 minutes. After kneeling, you can do whatever you like. I don't care about you."

"Ah! God! Why don't you strike me with a thunderbolt?!"

"Fuck, if you don't go in, I'll hack you to death right now!"

"Help! Let me out! Let me... out!"

……

Half an hour later, Qi Fan was drawing pictures in the living room, and An Yiyang's voice came from the study: "Fan, I'm thirsty, I want to go out to drink water."

Two minutes later, the thermos bottle was filled and put at his hand: "Drink."

After 5 minutes, "Qi Fan, I want to pee."

"For 3 minutes, you can only go up twice in these two hours, and you can figure out the rest by yourself."

"I... I suddenly don't really want to pee haha." An Yiyang, who was about to step out of the door, immediately withdrew his feet, jokingly, just to go to the toilet, he poured more than half of the water in the thermos bottle, and he must pee in a while Yes, there are only two chances, this time I don't want to pee at all, I just want to pass the time, if I go, won't I waste one?When the time comes when he really wants to pee, he will die. With Qi Fan's temper, maybe he will make him pee his pants!

Nima, what kind of sad life is this?Who will save him!

While wailing in despair in his heart, while resigning himself to "hard work", Qi Fan's cell phone rang suddenly in the living room, and An Yiyang immediately pricked up his ears:

"At home, um, I don't really want to go out...ah, ah, okay, then I'll go over now, I can't stay too long, I'll be back soon, okay...well, got it...see you later."

An Yiyang's eyes lit up, as if he saw a glimmer of life: Are you going out?

Sure enough, Qi Fan's voice came from the living room: "I'm going out for a while, and a friend came back from abroad, let's go over and sit, you're fine by yourself, right?"

"No, of course no problem! Absolutely no problem!" An Yiyang was so happy that he almost jumped up.God must have heard his prayers and finally sent someone to save him!

"I said, don't think that I don't know what you are thinking. I will check when I come back later. If you don't finish it, you will know your mistake. Also, the hearing in front has also been done. It is almost eight o'clock now. I I don’t think you’ll be back until eleven o’clock, anyway, you’re going to finish it for me, do you hear me?”

"Well, I heard it, I heard it, it must be finished, don't worry! Hurry up, or your friend will be in a hurry."

"I'm worried about you!"

"Nothing, you don't even know how much people are reluctant to let you go."

"Don't be disgusting, give me peace of mind, stay at home obediently and don't run around."

"Yes lord, good lord, please go slowly, lord, don't send me off!"

"Fuck, I really want to beat you up!"

After hearing the door of the living room closed, An Yiyang pretended to read the question for 10 minutes in the study, keeping an eye on the movement outside to prevent Qi Fan from turning back suddenly. When he was sure that he had left, An Yiyang just With a loud cry, he rushed out of the study and started rummaging through boxes and cabinets—to find the answer!

The hard work paid off in the end. After a lot of effort, Classmate An finally found the answer to the set of questions in Qi Fan's pile of manuscript paper, and then went back to the study happily to copy the answer, and deliberately corrected it by mistake. After reading a few, faked it into a normal situation, and then secretly put the answer back to the original position intact, and arranged the messed things one by one, and then turned on the computer with confidence, and boarded the long-lost game, Nima ...This week, none of the dungeon CDs have been moved!

As soon as it was online, someone came over:

Huangcheng: "Fuck, you still know how to go online? I'm about to call 110 to find you!"

Satisfied: "Do you think I want to? You don't even know how miserable my life is now, even worse than a dog!"

Huangcheng: "Why, that guy in your family abused you?"

Satisfied: "(┬_┬)"

Huangcheng: "Why? It's just playing a game! Is it possible that you might cuckold him in the game?"

Satisfied: "He's not that boring, I'm going to take the English test CET-[-]."

Huangcheng: "Fuck, isn't this boring? Isn't that guy too lenient?"

Satisfied: "Oh, anyway, it's so sad... Have you done it every day? Make a group."

Huangcheng: "It's already done, can you play JJC? 22? You haven't done the mission this week, have you? Come ten games..."

Satisfied: "Okay, okay! It's just time to save up equipment coins, and I will withdraw after finishing ten games."

Huangcheng: "How many hours does he limit you to play?"

Satisfied: "Zero duck eggs ○"

Deserted City: "..."

Satisfied: "Hurry up, line up ┏(゜ω゜)=, maybe I will come back suddenly, I am now committing crimes against the wind_(:з)∠)_"

Huangcheng: "It's too miserable. If I knew it was like this, why did I have to, tsk..."

An Yiyang: "What happened back then?"

Huangcheng: "I made you rush to get married!"

Satisfied: "(┬_┬)"

Huangcheng: "Go to YY quickly and be an NPC? It's time to line up."

Satisfied: "I dare not wear earphones, in case he comes back and I die without hearing it, let's make eye contact!"

Huangcheng: "Look at your brother-in-law!! Give me YY, hurry up, I want to go to the statue!"

An Yiyang sighed, and finally went to YY: "Yo, you're already in the queue? Come in."

Huangcheng: "Well, let me take a look at the configuration on the other side."

An Yiyang: "I'm watching, double DPS, quick win!"

Huangcheng: "Be careful with dual invisibility."

An Yiyang: "Damn you, they're all staring at me!!"

Huangcheng: "Click the pillars, it's about to start..."

An Yiyang: "Yeah, wait for them to come over or should we go there?"

Huangcheng: "Let's go straight there. You get stuck on the pillars. When you come to chase you, just run in circles. Leave me alone. I'll stick to one of them to death, and just beat him to death. You can just play around and eat the keyboard if you are beaten to death!"

An Yiyang: "Damn, do I have such water? As a milk, it means that there is no pear to fight against DPS!"

Huangcheng: "I really have the face to say, let's go."

An Yiyang: "I'll go, I ran to you as soon as I came up! Hahaha, well, I can play freely in the back."

Huangcheng: "Playing with your sister! Prepare to take me away in a wave, your mother, are you braised? Give me a bite!"

"Didn't you say leave you alone?" An Yiyang said with a smile while adding blood leisurely in the back.

"Laughing at your sister, I'm turning on you, one of them is invisible, and it's about to explode, get stuck on the pillar, turn on the damage reduction, and eat the keyboard if it's seconded!" Huangcheng said bitterly at the other end, seeing that An Yiyang didn't Standing in the right position, he yelled at him again, "Your sister, get the hell out of here and stand with me. Didn't you see that he was invisible at that pillar just now? Are you running to die?"

"Fuck!" An Yiyang also cursed, and hurriedly ran to Huangcheng's side, "I just watched you being beaten, and didn't pay attention to the other location."

"Okay, come out, I'll take the bloody one away, and you take the other one to play with."

"Hahaha, Doubi, come to hit me now, why did you go to you earlier?" An Yiyang ran around the field with another DPS who hadn't exploded, and had a great time.

After Huangcheng solved the other one, he immediately came over to blow up the rest, and won the first game so easily.

An Yiyang whistled: "It's relaxing and fun!"

"That's because your teammate is me!"

"Cut, it's not because I breastfeed well!"

"You really have the guts to say it! How many mouthfuls have you breastfed me in total, you? If I hadn't reminded you to stand up, you would have been forced to lose seconds."

"I'm dead and you're not far from ascending to heaven."

"Fuck, give me a DPS and I can fight faster, do you believe it?"

"Believe it, believe it! Why don't you believe it? Who are you? The number one leader in the world, the sharpest DPS in the whole server, I will give you a reincarnation Gu, one person can pick 25."

"Hahaha, your sister! Are you out yet? I'm in line!"

"Originally, that's what your legendary gossip posts say."

"You still ran to see those? You are sick!"

"Yes, neuropathy."

"..."

The ten games were played quickly, with nine wins and one loss. The lost game was because An Yiyang's screen was stuck in the middle, and he could only hear the voice and couldn't move. He couldn't hear him talking, and the opponent brought a sharp DPS. Big tits, and then he heard Huangcheng roaring angrily at YY: "Fuck, move, move me, you think you are a stake? Don't stand there!! Damn...you hear that? Give me a response, brother? Are you masturbating? I’m lonely, at least give yourself a set to reduce the damage! I’ll give you a bit of bastard milk! My god... this milk almost died, do you dare to interrupt the opponent’s DPS? Wipe, wipe... I'll go, you can't be stuck, right?"

"..." Brother, you found out too late!An Yiyang left the keyboard with both hands, drank water leisurely, and listened to the wailing and howling of the deserted city, feeling inexplicably happy in his heart.Later, Boss Huang finally took the damage from the opponent's DPS, resolutely killed the opponent's nurse, and then died heroically.

An Yiyang's computer returned to normal just in time when he fell down, and Huangcheng was so angry that he cursed at the other end: "Damn, what kind of broken computer are you? Fifty cents each!"

"Hey, I'm so poor, I don't have the money to buy high-end goods, I just paid [-] cents!" An Yiyang said with a "poof".

"I'll give you one dollar and five, go and buy a decent one!"

"..."

The two finished the arena and handed in the task, and saw the notification on the guild channel: [Severance] was brutally killed by [XXX] in the swamp of death...

Brushed many times in a row.

Satisfied: "Duan Xiaoli, have you been guarded? Who is this person? Tell me (╰_╯)#!"

Duanli: "The dog of 'Who and Fight'."

Satisfied: "Okay, I will thank him now O(∩_∩)O~"

Break away: "..."

"Who and Fighting" is a rival gang of their gang. They have gang wars all year round, vowing to kill each other out of the server. Usually, people who see each other's gang in the wild are immediately popular. , Killing when they meet, this is already an open thing on the server, people from other gangs generally won't intervene, and they will definitely not help when they see who and Zhengfeng and No. [-] in the world are more bullying than less, At most, post a sentence on the World Channel: "Who and the world are fighting again, it's in XXX, come and watch!"

Then the next day there were new posts in the game post bar or forum, the content was no different from last night who fought with the Tianxia gang in XXX, how the battle was going, who said something like blah blah blah blah... This is the existence of the gossip party value!Although the matter had nothing to do with them, it did not affect the whole matter being talked about by them.

Satisfied: "Do you want me to go there?"

Duanli: "What's the point of you coming here? I'm a milk and you are also a milk, milk them to death?"

Satisfied: "Boss Huang, someone's dog came out to bite someone, and your wife was raped|dead in the swamp of death!"

Deserted City: "..."

Break away: "..."

Gangzhong: "..."

Gang crowd: "Start a gang war?"

Gangzhong: "A lot of people are here! Can't we let them come out now?"

Huangcheng: "How many of them are there?"

Duanli: "It's only five or six, don't worry about me, I'll fly after they leave!"

Huangcheng: "Have you brought a nanny?"

Duan Li: "No, it's all DPS."

Huangcheng: "That sheep, come with me! Do what other people like to do, we won't be fighting today."

Gangzhong: "Boss, can you fix it? Or wait until I finish the task here?"

Huangcheng: "No, you can do the task! They don't have milk, I just go there and masturbate them, a milk is enough."

Satisfied: "Okay, I'm going to milk them to death!"

Break away: "..."

Deserted City: "..."

Gangzhong: "..."

In the wild, with the fighting power of the deserted city, there is no pressure at all to fight against two. If you bring a milk with better skills, it is basically equal to the fighting power of five or six people. Straight up, there are two milks, and it is more than enough to beat the opponent with five or six DPS. After all, the equipment of Huangcheng and An Yiyang is the best equipment for PVP this season. took two.

An Yiyang ran all over the map with a DPS, and he was extremely rampant: "Hahaha, a little squishy is still chasing me around, does he think he can kill me? Uncle will fight you standing up, Huang Xiaocheng , and the other three, can you two handle it?"

"Nonsense! One has already been brought down, and the remaining two will be settled soon."

"Then I'll take this one away, call me for those two kills, and I'll bring them back for you to kill." An Yiyang stood and beat the little DPS until only 30% of the blood was left, and another big one didn't panic Instantly fill up the blood in a leisurely manner, give yourself a continuous blood-boosting BUFF, and then take the opponent to run around on the map like walking a dog, jumping up and down, having a great time, "haha Haha... This guy hasn't given up yet, he's almost out of mana and still chasing after him, I'm laughing to death, don't think about PKing with a milk with 10,000+ blood, boy!"

"It's over here, do you need help?" After Huangcheng finished speaking, the laughter on the other end stopped abruptly. He was stunned and looked in the direction of the villain in An Yiyang's game. The DPS chasing him had long since disappeared.

Duanli: "Where's that guy? Is it offline?"

Huangcheng: "I hope so!"

Duanli: "Huh?"

Huangcheng: "YY is also missing. I guess I won't see him for a long time."

Duanli: "Why?"

Huangcheng: "It's not nice to meet people."

Break away: "..."

"Qi...Qi Fan," An Yiyang tried to shrink himself into the seat, wishing to shrink himself into a dot and disappear.He was playing vigorously just now, and he had long forgotten to pay attention to the movement outside. It was not until the power of the computer was unplugged, and the entire screen went black in an instant, that he suddenly realized that Qi Fan had stood behind him at some point, and his face was so dark at this moment. Like Bao Gong, looking down at him: "How can I praise you?"

"I, me, me... I only played after I finished the questions, really! Believe me!" An Yiyang spoke incoherently, shivering in the computer chair, wishing to blend in with the chair.

"How long have you been playing?"

"Just... just played for about an hour, and you came back. Really, it didn't take long! I won't lie to you! I only played after I finished the questions."

Qi Fan took a deep breath, took a glance at the questions on the desk: "I have done both the reading and the listening comprehension."

"Yeah, I did it, I did it!" An Yiyang nodded his head.

"More than a dozen reading and listening comprehension questions, a total of more than 30 questions, have you done all of them?"

"Yeah, it's all done!"

"Are you an idiot for me?" Qi Fan asked angrily.

"I, I, I... I really didn't lie to you, woo, Qi Fan, Fan, don't be angry, I, I, I... I really did it!" An Yiyang was so frightened that he almost fell off the chair .

"You usually do a reading question in 15 minutes. I have only walked for two hours. You have already played the game for nearly an hour, and you have to do listening. How much time did you spend doing all of this? What do you think? Will you believe it?" Qi Fan laughed back angrily, and threw all the information on him, "An Yang, I'm so disappointed in you!"

"Well... Qi..."

"Don't call me! I won't bother you anymore, you can do whatever you want!" Qi Fan walked out directly after finishing speaking.

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