Sheep and Wolf

In the living room, Qi Fan was lying on the sofa, reading a book with his head on the pillow, and An Yiyang was quietly kneeling on the keyboard in the corner, the scene was extremely harmonious.About 10 minutes later, the sudden ringtone of the mobile phone interrupted the original calm. An Yiyang was about to stand up on the grounds of answering the phone, but Qi Fan connected it first, and Qiu Ran, a girl full of anger, came from the other end. He roared: "Damn, An Xiaoshou, where did you die? Didn't you agree to play at PIA tonight? Could it be playing a game?"

The voice was so loud that An Yiyang who was kneeling in the corner could hear it clearly, Qi Fan took the phone and threw it to him: "Tell her yourself."

"Hey, talk! Don't pretend to be dead again! Are you in the dormitory? The school circuit has been repaired, don't make excuses for me not to go online, dare to let the old lady castrate you!" Qiu Ran was aggressive.

"Sister, I really don't have time, can we change tomorrow?" An Yiyang wanted to cry but had no tears.

"No time? How could you not be free?" Qiu Ran's voice suddenly raised an octave, "I don't believe it, it must be playing a game! It was the first day I met you? YY guys are waiting! You are the only one missing , Hurry up, it's a slippery one."

"I'm really not free! Didn't lie to you, can't it be another day? It has to be tonight." An Yiyang rubbed his sore knee, and carefully glanced at Qi Fan who was silent at the side.

"Obviously it's all agreed, no, it has to be tonight!" Qiu Ran categorically vetoed it.

"I beg you big sister, I have something to do now, it's really inconvenient."

"It's not convenient! What a fart! What can you do? Code words?"

"No, it's not... It's just inconvenient anyway." I'm being punished to kneel on the keyboard, how can I say such a thing?After that, will An Yiyang still be a fool?

"You, I really can't think of anything else to do besides coding. Come on, don't talk nonsense with me, you want to take the opportunity to strike, you? Do you think I don't know or what? Let me tell you Alright, it was a unanimous decision to let you deserve it, dare to give me a temporary change of mind and give it a try, get on YY!"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Then what are you talking about?"

"force majeure!"

"Your sister!"

"The unforeseen, the unpreventable, the unavoidable and the uncontrollable!"

"Okay, then what exactly caused the force majeure, if you tell me, I'll let you go!"

"..." An Yiyang looked at someone who was holding back a smile as if asking for help, stretched out his claws and pulled his trousers, but the person was unmoved, reached for the phone in his hand, and said calmly to the other end , "He's not available."

"Ah? You...you are?" Qiu Ran froze for a moment, the voice sounded familiar!

"Don't care who I am, anyway, he can't go online now."

"why?"

"Because he is kneeling on the keyboard now."

After Qi Fan finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly. An Yiyang, who was kneeling in An An, immediately exploded, and he didn't know where he got the courage to jump up from the ground and grab it from Qi Fan. Phone, "You you you you... I'm fighting with you!"

"It's just you? I'm telling the truth." Qi Fan smiled and held up the phone with one hand. An Yiyang was not high enough, so he jumped left and right around him, unable to reach him, "Give me back the phone! Return it quickly Me, you devil woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

"Hey, I haven't said you can get up yet, have you got fat?" Qi Fan let his hands wrap around his neck, hanging on his body with his whole body, holding his hands high and exchanging mobile phones, but he didn't touch them.

"I quit! Did you avenge all the revenge just now? If Qiuran knows it, it means that the whole crew knows it, and if the whole crew knows it, it means that the whole community knows it, ahhhhhhhhhhhh How am I going to mess around in the online distribution circle in the future? I must be the first shou in history to be punished by kneeling on the keyboard!" An Yiyang yelled loudly as he wrapped his limbs around him.

"It's number one anyway." Qi Fan deliberately teased him, enjoying the hug someone offered to send to his door.

"Who wants to be number one like this, you bastard!" An Yiyang threw forward angrily, because of too much force, Qi Fan couldn't stand still, and he threw his whole body to the ground, and An Yiyang also fell down. Going down, it fell heavily on him, and there was a muffled groan from below. An Yiyang was startled, and hurriedly said, "Is there anything wrong? Where did you fall? I, I, I... I didn't mean it!"

"Fuck..." Qi Fan cursed in a low voice, and rolled his eyes at him, "Are you a pig? Die again!"

"Why is it so heavy?" An Yiyang straightened up with an aggrieved expression on his face, "boss and the others said that I was too thin, I need to eat more, the boss can easily pick me up."

"He hugged you?" The tone of the person below became gloomy in an instant, and he wrapped his arms around his waist to prevent him from getting up.A flash of astonishment flashed in An Yiyang's eyes, "Yeah, what's wrong? We often play together in the same dormitory, and sometimes when we play crazy..."

"How dare you fucking say it!" Qi Fan gritted his teeth, not knowing which muscle was wrong, "I will move it here tomorrow!" As soon as the words came out, both of them were taken aback, and An Yiyang's eyes were full of surprise He couldn't believe it, but Qi Fan looked annoyed, fuck, is it too late to repent now?

Looking at the expectant face of the other party, for some reason, the words of repentance reached his lips and swallowed back: "Silly ass! Get the hell out of me, do you want to crush me to death?"

"What you just said...is it true? Can I...can I move here?" An Yiyang was overjoyed, and his words seemed a little incoherent.

"That depends on your performance." Seeing him smiling like an idiot, Qi Fan felt inexplicably upset, but it was not so easy for him to get his way.

"I, I, I... I will do well!" An Yiyang got up from him with a single bone, and ran back to the original place with a boneless knee...kneeling on the keyboard.

"..." Qi Fan glanced at him speechlessly, stood up and straightened his messed up clothes, "Are you an idiot?"

"Don't go back on what you said!" An Yiyang snorted.

"Did I say something?"

"Damn, I don't care, I don't care! I'm already doing well, you are not allowed to play tricks!" I completely forgot who was trying to fight with others just now, and the shaking M mode was fully turned on, and the crack was very serious.

"Who cares about you!" Qi Fan turned and walked towards the bedroom, still holding his mobile phone in his hand, and the phone rang again within two steps, An Yiyang hurriedly asked, "Is it Qiu Ran again? I know that wicked woman I won't let it go!"

Qi Fan didn't answer, and answered the phone on his own.

"Family nurse, what are you doing? Are you free? Duan Xiaoli went to work overtime, JJC55 needs a treatment, go online soon."

"Domestic? Is he from your family?" Qi Fan leaned against the door frame with a worried expression on his face.

"Damn it, what's the situation? Did you time travel or did you fit together? I must have made a wrong call, right? Why did you answer it? This is too fucking unreal!"

"Do you know who I am?"

"Fuck, even if your voice turned gray, I can recognize it! Why is that sheep's mobile phone in your hand?"

"It's none of your business! In the future, don't look for him if you have nothing to do."

"Hey, this tone... Why does it sound wrong to me? Why does it have a sour smell?"

"You think too much."

"It's really not what I thought? Then I don't worry, that lamb is cute, and there are many people chasing him in the game! It's a pity that my uncle has already taken the lead. He is now my bound milk , Do you know what binding means? It means that he will follow him wherever I go, and we do daily routines together, write books together, and play JJC together..."

"I don't want to listen to these nonsense, I'll hang up if there's nothing else." Qi Fan took a deep breath, and looked viciously at someone not far away with an innocent face. Due to the distance, An Yiyang couldn't hear clearly Whoever was talking asked, "What's the matter? Do you know that person? Isn't it Qiu Ran? Who is it?"

"Shut up!" Qi Fan let out a low voice, and An Yiyang immediately silenced, a little baffled, why did he get so angry all of a sudden?

"Hey, is he next to you? Tell him to answer the phone and call 55 when he gets online!" the other end said again.

"He's not available!"

"He said last night that he's fine tonight! What is he doing now?"

"Kneel on the keyboard!" Qi Fan put down the phone after finishing speaking, and An Yiyang's exclamation came from the other end, "Ci'ao, what did you just say?"

"Didn't you hear that?" Qi Fan looked unhappy.

"Who the hell is that?"

"A man named 'Huangcheng'."

"Ci'ao! I'm going to fight with you!" He started to explode again.

Now, there is no need to mix the online distribution circle and the online game circle!

The author has something to say: the front is quite sweet. .The middle is a little cruel, by the way, remind me that there is a third party.