Hero, save the world and think about it

"Hao Qianhui, you said that I traveled here because I was controlled by someone?"

"Yes, hero, he didn't run away at all."

"Who is so wicked?"

"Your fiancé, the wind blows the rain."

"How do you say that you are gay in gay?"

"I'll take you to see him in a while."

"I'm a man with a wife, let me tell you..."

"Then you want to follow me?"

"Please take me to see my fiance, thank you."

So just like that, people from Jianghu sent Shen Yu, a top evil warder nicknamed Gui Jianchou, who was inexplicably transported to the future world.

This story originally had a very normal beginning. Under the banner of robbing the rich and helping the poor, the low-class hero is bluffing and cheating on the official road, enriching his own pockets, and is trying to become a hero like an iron rooster. He is widely squeezed out by the people, but still Firmly believe in long live co-productivism and put it on the altar of faith.

However, it is probably God's jealousy of talents.The day was sunny and sunny, the sky was clear and there was no smog. The hero was galloping his horse on the small road that Sayazi had slipped away. Come) the gold glistens too.

Then, according to the development of the story, according to the routine of a beautiful woman who is in trouble, she will die early, and a blue face must be perfect. When the hero's horse sprains, the handsome boy on the horse's back is caught off guard and escapes smoothly along the parabolic track. The saddle fell to its death with a snap.

The shape before death is very classic: the buttocks are flat and the sand is falling, commonly known as the pure zero style.

This is our 'Ghost Seeing Sorrow' Shen Yu hero.

Don't look at the bad name, after all, it wasn't given to him by his parents, if it wasn't because he lost his mind before he died, Shen Yu firmly believed that he had a more artistic (more awkward) name.

But the reality is like this, he was named by someone, which sounds quite commercial, and it looks very SVIP-like.

The person who named him was a man named Feng Chuiyu. Legend has it that this surname has a very awesome origin. It is said that the ancestor was named Fuxi.

He is such an awesome person, and he is very casual in naming him. According to the description of the strong man next to him, Hao Qianhui, when Feng Chuiyu found his position at the headquarters, he was touched by the electronic screen and chanted. The poem expresses its position: "The old man enters my dream, so that I can remember each other." '

Oh, this relationship is still a sadomasochism.

Afterwards, this Uncle Feng cut off the beginning and the end, and named this hero who had just been tampered with into the modern age and had his brain broken: Shen Yu.

Where does the Javanese logic come from? Where does the desire to pinch the head and tail come from? ?

Shen Yu, who was powerless to complain, put on a silent cry, and decided to fall into a state of playing dead to escape the world.

In fact, he should really pretend to be dead: because when Shen Yu woke up in the dark, he realized for the first time in his life what is called 'weightlessness' and 'flying'.

Yes, Shen Yu's first landing location is a little tricky. When he first landed, he was in an air crash, especially serious ones, where the plane was shattered and fractured.

Although Shen Yu didn't know what the plane with a comminuted fracture looked like, he was almost crushed by Hao Qianhui who came to rescue him. The strong and anti-human arm and the strength made it doubtful whether it was true or not. The strength of human beings began to make Shen Yu feel that he was hugged by some kind of gorilla.

And it's still the kind of strength that grabs a kiss, for fear of running away from his arms.

Shen Yu, who has always been on the technical side, has very few ways to deal with this kind of muscular man, and in this kind of space where the distance is almost negative, this can be said to be a natural weak position, a position that is bound to be attacked.

I can't afford it, I can't afford it at all.

Then, according to the law of the protagonist's halo of death, after he had just escaped from the plane with a comminuted fracture and successfully obtained his life from Hao Qianhui's arms, the third life-and-death problem arose.

is a snake.

When it comes to snakes, as a hero, Shen Yu is not afraid at all. As a hero who has plucked the wild goose, his wild survival skills are very high. Among the long and thick recipes, there is such a snake. Items, such as snake soup, roasted snake meat, minced snake dumplings, snake whip old wine, are all edible.

But the problem is that the snake in front of Shen Yu's eyes can be described as burly and huge, and it can eat more than six meals after being slaughtered.

Yes, "How many meals can I eat" is Shen Yu's simple and rude word to evaluate the opponent's physique, and for a foodie like Shen Yu, being able to eat six meals can be said to be a monster-level existence .

At such a critical moment, Shen Yu felt that he should still be a normal person, and that he should take some normal actions in the face of this embarrassing moment, not to reveal too early, to keep a low profile, to be ordinary, and to be mediocre.

So Shen Yu made up his mind, and relying on his superb and proficient acting skills, he immediately rolled his eyes and lay down beside this strong man whom he had never met before, pretending to be dead.

And this big guy is Shen Yu's fiancé's good friend, Hao Qianhui.He was assigned to pick up Shen Yu to meet the wind and rain.

Hao Qianhui was very powerful, he picked up Shen Yu, who wanted to play dead, and carried it on his shoulders, and started running in an S-shaped curve. Despite his bucket-shaped figure, his walking position was still very ecstasy.

But after such a bump, the tough muscles of the strong man were directly pressed and he wanted to vomit, and then he came up with the idea of ​​having a frontal anal opening with this six-meal snake.

"Hey, don't be shy about facing the front!" Shen Yu twisted his body, and said sarcastic remarks with the chill on his shoulder. "A big man is afraid of snakes, really?"

"She's not a snake, she's Melusina." Hao Qianhui didn't forget to reply while galloping, with a sincere attitude and weird lines. "It's a fairy, you can't hit it."

"You really know how to play, a snake is called a fairy, so am I not a living Buddha?" Shen Yu curled his lips, and squirmed on Hao Qianhui's shoulder. Fortunately, Hao Qianhui's muscles are not human enough to withstand Shen Yu's torment. . "If you want me to say, this thing should be taken away by a team and used as the main course of the bonfire party. It will save you from scaring people in the wild woods all day long. It will delay the field battle."

While talking, Shen Yu continued to sculpt Hao Qianhui's shoulders, trying to try every position.

It's not that there are many waves of desire, it's just that this position is really too tight on the stomach, it hurts, and I feel like I'm going to vomit.

"She is usually a fairy, but she turns into a snake on Saturday." Hao Qianhui explained helplessly. "So it can't fight. I'll tell you about it in detail after I take you back."

"Really? Can we go back? Can you run a snake? What's Saturday?"

"Today is Saturday, a way of calculating time."

"Okay then, can we really go back? Where do we go? Can a power player like you really run over a snake?"

"To shut up."

"Really?"

"Did you know you're super annoying?"

"I don't know."

"..."

Hao Qianhui rolled his eyes, and galloped all the way silently with hesitation, while the giant snake behind him was still chasing after him, as if they were as beautiful as flowers.

But fortunately, the forest where Shen Yu crashed seemed to be very small, Hao Qianhui ran out of the forest in two or three steps, and crashed headlong into a city.

Really 'bumped' in.

Shen Yu tried his best to disperse the billowing smoke and dust in front of him, then jumped off the big man's shoulders, looked over the big man's guilty conscience and glanced at the city wall with a hole behind him, patted his chest to comfort himself, and pointed at the big man's chest. The nose is soaring. "Do you know that you are ultra-violent? It doesn't matter if you hit me, but what if I hit me? I'm a man who is said to have a fiancee!"

"It's a man with a fiancé, and I know I'm super violent. Do you have anything else to say, Mr. Shen?" Hao Qianhui folded his arms and looked at Shen Yu in front of him in a leisurely manner, grinning: "Welcome To the city of filth."

"...tsk."

Shen Yu was speechless for a while, and his eloquence that he usually used to be shameless was just a display at this moment. In the end, in order not to admit defeat in terms of momentum, he also imitated Hao Qianhui's arms folded, and treated this strong man who had saved his life. Han flung a contemptuous look over him.

"I haven't taught you yet. I'm Shen Yu. What's your name?"

Hao Qianhui was stunned when he heard the words, and then as if he had suddenly realized, he straightened his back seriously, stood up straight, stretched out his right hand to Shen Yu, and smiled heartily: "Hao Qianhui, please give me your advice."

"Very good, then can your excellency tell me what's going on now?" Shen Yu raised his eyebrows, and instead of holding Hao Qianhui's hand, he cupped his fists and arched far away, walking along Hao Qianhui's hand. With a sudden change of style, he asked politely.

"The core of the specific project is in the hands of wind and rain. He is the Boss. He has the final say. I am just a handyman..."

Before Hao Qianhui finished speaking, Shen Yu felt a chill behind him, and suddenly a hand was placed on his shoulder. The hand was so cold that it made Shen Yu tremble. Whoever it was, happened to bump into a pale face.

"A new boy? How does he smell like a human being?"

His spitting face was lifeless, and his wriggling lips were bloodless, like a dead man.

Shen Yu swallowed subconsciously, and at the moment when the hands on the shoulders were rashly put on, the body's xenophobic subconsciously shook out the sleeve knife, and the subconscious self-defense was instantly activated, and the figure took the opponent at a strange angle He removed the palm on his shoulder, turned around and raised his hand, and the extremely sharp Hidden Knife pierced straight into the opponent's chest.

The speed was so fast that none of the two people present saw it clearly!

Normally speaking, no one can resist Shen Yu's stabbing.

As a hero who does not take the usual path, he is not a good gentleman. On the contrary, he is decisive in his actions, and he hardly understands humility. Conscience is a burden on him. The appearance of sympathy ?That was simply a miracle moment of Shen Yu.

So this 'Ghost Seeing Sorrow' indulges in desire, whenever he attacks, he must strike hard, every move is fatal.

Therefore, Shen Yu's stabbing would definitely be fatal to ordinary people.But when he plunged his knife into the opponent's body, he knew that he would not get the result he wanted-it was all too smooth.

Obviously, the person is either pain-free or dead.