Mr. Fu is always too annoying

Several people reacted quickly, Xue Ling took off the bronze sword on his back almost instantly and held it in his hand, aiming at the strange man next to the Soul Requiem Bell with no expression on his face.

Fu Tong squinted his eyes and asked in a deep voice, "Who is it?"

The man seemed to be more panicked than them. Hearing this, he took out a piece of pitch-black cardboard from his pocket in a panic: there was a line of gold letters printed in the middle, which was the general entrustment pass of the Monster Bureau.

With a hook of Su Xuan's finger, the jammed paper in the man's hand was instantly entangled with red thread and fell into her hand. Su Xuan looked down and confirmed that there was nothing wrong with the jammed paper and it was indeed the kind produced by the Monster Bureau. .

Fu Tong flicked his tail lazily: "Come in."

Xue Ling silently took the bronze sword back.

Without the threat of the cold light of the sharp blade, the man breathed a sigh of relief, and walked in step by step, but because he was flustered, he didn't dare to get too close in the end, and stopped when there were more than two meters away from them Yes, and said carefully: "...Hi?"

Several people:"……"

Fu Tong glanced at him impatiently: "Tell me, where did the jam come from? What do you want to entrust here? If you have something, don't talk nonsense all at once, and if you don't, turn around and leave."

It can be said to be very noble and glamorous.

The man was a little afraid of him, and even the gray shadow on his body trembled timidly: "This card was given to me by a young Taoist leader in Jingyun Temple when I went to Jingyun Temple to ask for a lottery. I really want to ask you for something this time, that is, something difficult happened to me... wait."

Just as he was halfway through his serious conversation, he suddenly changed the subject and met Fu Tong's eyes in a daze: "Why does your voice sound so familiar?"

In fact, Fu Tong also felt that his voice sounded familiar, but he couldn't remember it for a while, so he couldn't help himself, and met his eyes in silence.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Fortunately, the man didn't keep Fu Tong waiting for too long. After standing there with his head down for about 20 seconds, he suddenly raised his head and said in disbelief, "... Fu Tong?!"

This shocked tone was very recognizable, and Fu Tong recognized him instantly: "...Tan Lin?"

"It's me, it's me, it's me!" The little fool with the second illness nodded foolishly, raised his hand and took off the mask on his face, revealing a pair of dark eyes, "My God, you are a monster, but why are you Is it like this? It's not the same as I imagined."

In Tan Lin's perception, even if Fu Tong is a monster, he should be the kind that looks fierce and intimidating at first glance, but what about the one in front of him?

White fluffy, soft.

How can it be so cute? !

Tan Lin is a stupid person, almost any emotion is written on his face, normal people can see through it at a glance, Fu Tong angrily slapped a big white rabbit toffee on his face: "I just want to ask why you are like this, black hat Black windbreaker, black pants, black shoes, and black mask are dust-proof and anti-smog three-layer thickened with an inner core. I’m all in black. I won’t talk about the color matching. I just want to know that it’s such a hot day that you dress like this. Is there a hole or is there no one to see?"

Yes, the blackness on Tan Lin's body was purely piled up by foreign objects, but he couldn't see it clearly because of the gray shadow, which made him look a bit weird.

Tan Lin was so stunned by this soft and cute little animal, it took him a while to react, and he sniffed aggrievedly: "Don't hate me, I don't want to make it like this... It’s just that you can’t see people.”

The last one picks up the ending, as if acting like a baby.

Fu Tong barely resisted the urge to make this man completely stupid: "...you speak well."

"It's fine, it's okay." Tan Lin followed the good advice, "Actually, I'm looking for you this time because of this matter. As for the specifics..."

He was silent for a while: "You can see for yourself."

As he said that, he lowered his head and slowly unbuttoned the windbreaker. He wore a cotton short sleeve underneath, and under the thin short sleeve was Tan Lin's obviously protruding abdomen.

This is very strange, because anyone who has a little knowledge of the circle knows that Tan Lin likes to work out and have abdominal muscles. He used to post photos of his abdominal muscles on Weibo every now and then.

Several people looked at each other silently, and they had a bold guess in their hearts, and at this moment, Tan Lin gave them the second critical blow just right——

A pregnancy test report from the hospital.

The name is Tan Lin, the test result was positive for pregnancy.

In layman's terms, there is happiness.

Tan Lin, male.

Now, yes, hi, yes.

Several people raised their heads in a daze, their gazes first stopped on Tan Lin's Adam's apple, then fell on his chest, and then they looked at the test results on the report and fell silent.

The little fool instantly exploded: "What kind of eyes are you looking at? There is absolutely no possibility of my gender other than male? This is just an accident! Accident! Do you know the accident?"

Everyone looked at him delicately, and just about to tell a lie, they heard a clear voice behind him.

"There is a person in Xushan who wears a feather coat, and he likes Longyang, and if they are combined, they will become pregnant."

The person who spoke was Fan Xiu, and he didn't know when he came down from the second floor. At this time, he was standing there with an extremely thick brick book in his arms, with a rare bookish look on his body.

He felt that what he had said was clear enough, but not everyone could understand classical Chinese.

Seeing Tan Lin's blank eyes, Fan Xiu shook his head, and explained again in vernacular: "That is to say, there is a very unscrupulous monster in Xushan called Yuyiren, who can make men pregnant after intercourse."

Concise and concise, a fool can understand it.

Tan Lin retorted: "I'm a single dog, how could I have that kind of friendship—"

The words were suddenly cut off here, Tan Lin stood there in a daze, as if thinking of something, the whole person fell into a trance state.

Fu Tong calmly winked at Fan Xiu, who understood, went to Rao She's drawer to find Zhang Qing's Heart Talisman and pasted it on Tan Lin, Tan Lin came back to his senses, his face still not very good-looking: "I... "

Fu Tong slowed down his voice as much as possible: "Tell me, what happened?"

Tan Lin hesitated for a long time, and finally choked out a few words: "Actually... I'm a gay."

Everyone: "This is quite obvious, let's get to the point."

Tan Lin felt that these people were really inconsiderate, but this attitude made him relax a lot, so he stopped being coy and said all the words behind.

"I'm a gay guy who's been single for more than 20 years. It's hard for me to have no one around me for such a long time. I wanted to have a special experience. It happened that my birthday was approaching at that time. I thought I might as well give it to myself. It was a different birthday gift, so I went to a high-end bar, and finally met someone who was very agreeable in every way, and then we..."

He blushed and looked very shy. He didn't say anything further, but the amount of information he already had was enough for a few people in the Monster Bureau to make up their minds: "Then you..."

Followed by several heavy applause.

Tan Lin touched his nose: "...um."

Fu Tong curled his tail unconsciously: "What happened next?"

"Later... I thought we were destined overnight, so I woke up the next day and slipped away. From that day on, I found that I seemed to have yin and yang eyes, and I could see many supernatural things that I couldn't see before, but Apart from this point, there is nothing special. The abnormality reappeared last month. Do you remember that during that time, I always retched. At first I thought it was because I ate too much spicy food. I didn’t watch it until the end of the semi-finals last week, and when I woke up, I was like, um…it’s like this.”

Everyone: Tsk tsk tsk.

Fu Tong looked at him: "Then you want us to help you find the man in Yuyi?"

"Why are you looking for him? Do you want me to beat you up?" Tan Lin pulled his hair irritably, "If I had known this would happen, I might as well be my single dog in peace, you all don't know I've had a rough week, not to mention it's hot to dress like this, and it's so crazy, I feel like I'm going to be depressed."

Everyone in the Monster Bureau: "...Really?"

Why do we think you are quite talkative and lively?

Probably the suspicion in their eyes was so obvious that even a fool like Tan Lin could see it, and he tried his best to clarify for himself: "What I said is true, I was in the attic dark room at home before. After a few days, I got better now because I figured it out, anyway, I’m a gay, and it’s good to have my own little doll, how many gays want to do this and haven’t had a chance, so I’m happy to think about it.”

Ok?

Didn't you want to destroy it?

Fan Xiu was stunned for a moment: "Then you are looking for us to..."

Tan Lin was a little embarrassed, and habitually messed up the little soft hair he had just slid down: "I've read a lot of supernatural and strange stories these days, and they all say that when such a doll comes out, it's more... Bloody, am I also afraid? I just want to ask someone who understands, if there is no problem...then I will be a person with old and young in the future."

He held his face and smiled, his eyes filled with genuine joy.

Fu Tong sometimes thinks that his character is really rare, he is heartless and always happy, which is quite enviable.

The people next to him obviously thought the same way, Fan Xiu turned the book to the back, and then said in Tan Lin's earnest eyes: "Then you can rest assured, except for those ghosts who are used by heretics to sacrifice or take revenge. , the rest will be the kind of soft children, the horror and bloody scenes absolutely do not exist, I need to introduce a few monsters who understand these to you, don't panic, as long as the money is in place, everything is easy to talk about."

Tan Lin raised his head in surprise: "Really? It's all right. I'm not short of money. It's okay to have more money."

Xue Ling looked down at the bronze sword in his hand that he had used for an unknown number of years, Su Xuan silently wrapped up the old and faded red thread in the box, Bai Tang thought about his daily life of not being able to afford Lingtian carrots, I feel that Tan Lin's words are particularly heartbreaking.

Seeing that the situation was about to get out of control, Fan Xiu rushed to the rescue: "There are many cub raising guides in the library on the second floor, which may be useful to you, do you want to have a look?"

Tan Lin's eyes lit up instantly: "Is it so reliable? Let's go."

Fan Xiu responded, holding back a smile and leading the little fool up to the second floor. After they left, Xue Ling carried the bronze sword and went to the Fox Clan, Su Xuan continued to embroider, Bai Ke was obsessed with studying, Tang Mian was serious about baking cookies, The little white rabbit kept asking him for biscuits, relying on its cute and fluffy attributes.

The rest of the fluffy and fluffy Yazi cub lay on the cushion. After a moment of contemplation, he raised his paw and poked into the address book, and called Wen Rong.

"Dear Mr. Bai Ze, I have Wen Lang's black material here, do you want to know more about it?"

The author has something to say: Fu Azai: "Dear Mr. Bai Ze, I have Wen Lang's black material here, do you want to know more about it?"

Wen Azai: "????"