Mr. Fu is always too annoying

Bai Ke knew this kind of paper jam.

Although he is a newly dead ghost, he has been floating in the cemetery for the first seven days, and he has met many old ghost friends. They told him many stories with the idea of ​​caring for Mengxin, and the most mentioned one is the monster bureau.

It is said to be a very mysterious place.

The cultivation level of the people inside is unpredictable, there are celestial masters whose Taoism attainments are a bit higher than the heirs of the celestial master's mansion, there are tombstones that are born with evil spirits, and there are over four thousand years old who know everything and know everything. The unknown ancient book spirit is strange, and there is a mascot that can dispel hatred and anger.

It was not easy to mess with at first, but now there is an extra Destiny Monster Beast sitting in symbiosis with the world.

Where the power lies, all directions are invincible.

Even the ancient fierce beast Yazi used it.

Of course, it is not easy to enter such a mysterious place, there are only two ways.

One is through recruitment.

The second is to get a pass from the Monster Bureau.

And this kind of black and gold lettering cardboard is the pass for the Monster Bureau.

Or rather, one of the passes.

When Bai Ke was in the cemetery, he heard from the old ghost next door that there are two types of passes for the Monster Bureau according to the position of the gold lettering—the one with the gold lettering in the middle is a normal entrusted pass, and the one in the lower left corner is considered a trainee entry invite.

Bai Ke unconsciously took a small step forward, noticing his movement, Xi also turned his head: "What's wrong?"

Bai Ke's eyes stopped on the cardboard in Fu Tong's hand, and he didn't speak, but Fu Tong seemed to know what he was thinking, and casually turned over the side of the cardboard with the gold lettering on it: "Don't you want to know more about it?"

Xi didn't know the function of the paper jam, so he frowned and said, "We don't—"

Before he could say the following words, Bai Ke gently tugged at his sleeve, and suddenly bent down to Fu Tong.

He wants to go, and needs to.

Because the Monster Bureau can give him shelter, give him a place to stay, teach him a lot of things, and... give him the opportunity to cultivate merit.

Merit can cultivate the way of ghosts.

After cultivating the ghost way, he will be able to have warmth again, and he will be able to hug, kiss and touch Xi Yishi honestly, and he will not lose Xi Yi's lifespan because he cannot control the ghost energy.

Xi Yi was startled, his eyes stopped on Bai Ke for a few seconds and then turned to Fu Tong. After a while, he bent down along with Bai Ke.

The attitudes of the two of them were very clear, and Fu Tong didn't intend to embarrass the kid, so he moved his finger forward slightly: "Take it."

He is good-looking, lazy and noble by nature, and when he has a bad temper, a bunch of people like him, let alone when he is kind.

Bai Ke walked over shyly, took the jammed paper and bent down to Fu Tong again: "Thank you."

He is very obedient and lovable, he looks a bit like Sugar Rabbit, Fu Tong smiled: "Thank you, it's not sincere enough, can I ask for some reward?"

Bai Ke nodded at first, and then became embarrassed again, saying: "I don't have any valuables on me. The previous offerings were all used to buy candles and incense to fill my stomach. I..."

Halfway through the conversation, I suddenly felt a warmth in my head.

Fu Tong raised his hand and rubbed his little hair, with a smile on his face: "You have received the reward, hurry up and go to the Monster Bureau, it's not good to wander around, many monsters like you Ghost, do you know why?"

Bai Ke was at a loss: "Why, why?"

After finishing speaking, I saw Fu Tong laugh maliciously, his voice was extremely low: "Because...the taste and texture are better."

The last few words were low and hoarse, gloomy.

Bai Ke was frightened, and subconsciously hid behind Xi Yi. Fu Tong's painting style outside has always been lazy and elegant. Xi Yi didn't expect him to have such a side, and he was a little dumbfounded in desperation, hugging his little boyfriend Rubbing her head to comfort her: "It's all right, I'll accompany you."

Bai Ke was very coaxing, buried in his arms and said hello.

Tan Lin picked up a pen and wrote on the sticky note: I feel that I have been hurt. Do you smell the sour smell of love?

Fu Tong glanced over there and felt that there was indeed, so he ticked the side in agreement.

Tan Lin: "..."

Tan Lin didn't expect that Fu Tong would rather continue this trick of elementary school students passing notes than remove the gag talisman for him. Angry and wronged, he pulled the post-it note and drew an extremely ugly pig, and then painted Fu Tong's The name was written on the pig's skull.

Fu Tong narrowed his eyes: "Do you want to die?"

At this time, Tan Lin was not timid at all, and continued to draw with his head down. This time, the style of painting was very cute, it was a little zombie with tears in his eyes.

Fu Tong was silent for a few seconds, and for the sake of his artist, he tore off the gag.

At this time, the little gays over there finally got tired of crooked, said goodbye to them, hugged each other and went out the door.

Another dog food attack.

Tan Lin, who had regained his freedom of speech, covered his heart in a pretentious way: "It feels like dog food! My heart hurts so much! I feel like I can't breathe!"

Fu Tong smiled slowly: "I don't mind if you can't breathe from now on?"

Tan Lin froze, and came over with a smile after a while: "Come on, don't you think that scene just now was very heart-wrenching? Why don't we make ends meet? Anyway, I don't have a cp, you and Wen Lang's cp He has already been crushed by him and Qin Jingshen."

As soon as the voice fell, he suddenly felt a chill behind him, like a glow on his back.

He turned his head stiffly, and saw Fu Qianyuan standing there, looking at him expressionlessly.

Tan Lin: "..."

cool.

The scene was very embarrassing.

And silent.

And nervous.

In the end, he was saved by a sudden knock on the door, an assistant on the sidelines, reminding them that it was time for a break.

Tan Lin followed Fu Tong outside fearfully and in a panic, he was relieved when he couldn't see Fu Qianyuan after turning the corner, and asked Fu Tong in a low voice: "Tell me honestly, is that your bodyguard or your boyfriend? "

Fu Tong was very cold: "It's nothing."

Tan Lin didn't believe it: "Don't fool me, if you are nothing, how can people follow you like this?"

"That's why he's sick."

"..." Tan Lin's eyes were subtle, "My sister said the same thing when she and her boyfriend were in a cold war, and her tone and attitude are exactly the same as yours now."

Fu Tong turned his head expressionlessly.

Tan Lin flinched: "Don't be angry, you can solve your relationship problems by talking about them. Besides, I'm very tight-lipped. Are you still worried that I will use this as a topic to blackmail you?"

Fu Tong sneered: "Have you done so little to blackmail me?"

Tan Lin: "..."

It seems that there are indeed many.

He coughed dryly: "Isn't that all the past? I have long since rehabilitated and firmly supported you."

Fu Tong smiled, "Really?"

Tan Lin nodded firmly: "It must be!"

"Then let me ask you a question first." Fu Tong narrowed his eyes and looked at him firmly, "Why can you see the puppet and Bai Ke?"

Tan Lin paused.

Fu Tong's footsteps also stopped suddenly.

"I checked, you don't have yin and yang eyes, wooden puppets and Bai Ke are both ghosts, normally you can't see them at all, and don't you trust me too much? You can't sleep because of the wooden puppets I came to see me when I realized that something was wrong with Xi Yi, and came to ask me first, as if I expected that I would be able to solve what happened just now, when did we get to know each other so well?"

Fu Tong's voice was very low, and there was a heavy sense of oppression between the lines, and the evil spirit of the ancient beast was released a little bit.

Tan Lin looked at him silently, his eyes flustered and at a loss. After a while, he pursed his lips, looking like he was about to speak, but before he could say the first word, he suddenly turned around and rushed to the bathroom.

Fu Tong followed, and as soon as he reached the door, he heard extremely violent vomiting from inside.

Fu Tong: "..."

How intimidating am I that I can make you spit out?

The recording of the final session will start in less than 3 minutes, the staff panicked instantly, and surrounded them asking, handing water, and looking for medical staff. Tan Lin was not coquettish, and waved to them after rinsing his mouth: " I'm fine."

Everyone looked at his pale face: "Are you all right?"

Tan Lin: "It's really fine."

"Why is your face so pale?"

"..." Tan Lin was silent for a few seconds, "Maybe he was scared."

Fu Tong: "..."

The people next to him didn't know what it was, and felt that since Tan Lin was still in the mood to joke, the problem shouldn't be a big deal, so they were relieved.

Tan Lin sneaked a glance at Fu Tong, just as the off-court assistant came to urge him again, allowing him to escape temporarily and take his place on the instructor's seat again.

An hour later, the final elimination session ended.

Fu Tong originally wanted to ask Tan Lin again, but he was a step late, and Tan Lin slipped away without even taking off his makeup.

Fu Qianyuan quietly appeared behind him, with a low voice: "He has no malice, and he didn't approach you deliberately."

Fu Tong hummed: "I know."

He was up and down when he was young, and he also suffered a lot later. He is very sensitive to good and evil, so he can see clearly.

Besides, Tan Lin is so stupid, Fu Tong really doesn't believe that he has the ability to calculate people.

Thinking of this, Fu Tong smiled silently, stopped talking about Tan Lin, and went to the dressing room to remove his makeup.

And almost as soon as the uninstallation was completed, I heard a series of WeChat ding-dong sounds at my hand.

Fu Tong poked into WeChat and took a look, it turned out to be Tan Lin.

Has Tan Lin released a new album today: [Sudden Appearance].jpg

Did Tan Lin release a new album today: After thinking about it, I decided to come here and confess. In fact, when I met the wooden puppet that day, I... I saw the knife around you, but put the knife away behind you I went back, but I was chased by the wooden puppet and didn't take it out. I knew you must be trying to hide it from me, so I chose to play dumb.

Has Tan Lin released a new album today: I don’t know who you are and what your background is, but I know you are very good. Even if your boyfriend was on that day, heck, you would definitely be able to take care of that wooden puppet without the bodyguards coming. So I trust you very much.

Has Tan Lin published a new album today: Your question was too sudden today. My silence is not because I am guilty of not dare to say it, but because I really have no other purpose. , after all, I think you are quite fierce, what if you get upset and kill me?

Has Tan Lin released a new album today: Of course, I know you won't keep your mouth shut.

Has Tan Lin released a new album today: After all, you are a good person, and I am cute.

Has Tan Lin released a new album today: Do you have the heart to take action against me who is cute and well-behaved?

……

A bunch of meaningless blah blah blah.

Fu Tong: "..."

Fu Tong resisted pulling Hei's hand and exited the dialog box. At this moment, he heard another ding-dong.

This time it was not Tan Lin, but Bai Tang.

Big White Rabbit Toffee is the best: Brother Tong, at the end of the month is the [-]th Ghost Festival of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, and the bureau will open new recruitment exams on that day, do you want to come?

The author has something to say: Fu Atong: "...Recruiting for Ghost Festival? No, what do you think?"

White Sugar Rabbit: "The light of Longdu is so different."