The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Carlos silently looked at the buzzing group. The words "Mr." and "Yuanchun" appeared very frequently. Fortunately, he kept the option of blocking anyone from adding friends, otherwise his application box would explode again.

He opened Bingquan's private chat.

First day of the first lunar month: Good evening.

Bingquan: Dear friend, should I call you Mr. or Yuanchun?

The first day of the first month: any one will do.

Bingquan: Anyway, it’s all over the place, do you want to join Changchan?

First day of the first lunar month: I’m just here to talk about this. When was the last time you recruited new employees?

Bingquan: As soon as Biancheng came out, you nodded and agreed. You deserve to be a true fan.

Um?What is this?

Already feeling a little drowsy, I directly uncovered what I don’t understand. After making an appointment with Bingquan, Carlos boarded the long-lost singer scarf. After updating the news, he turned off the phone and rolled to bed, completely ignoring the bloody storm caused by his falling horse. .

mr.c: It's unreasonable to be exposed so soon.Three days later, the Gufeng singer who will be taking the test of the gurgling sound is sleepy. Good night.By the way, gentlemen and ladies were caressed.

【Comment】

[drunk!If you are found out for doing bad things, you still have the face to say sorry! ! !Give yourself a slap and wake up!Take off the powder! !However, I still love my husband so much tat welcome back! ! ! ! ]

[I love it too!It doesn't matter how many vests Mr. has divided up, whether you are a fan of brains, or a fan of local tyrants, everything is fine!Just come back!Moved to cry!Welcome back! ]

[Mr. International is actually archaeological?The gurgling ancient style and pop singers can't be mickey! ! !Fuck, I'm a pop party!Decisively climb to the next door to occupy the pit!Welcome back! ]

[After Su became popular, do you want Su Gufeng again? qaq, after imagining that face that people can't stop licking, my legs are weak again!Welcome back! ]

[so excited!Sir is coming back!Finally there are new songs to play!No, I'm going to run around downstairs! ]

[Hurry up to the assessment day! ! ! !I'm going to cheer for Mr. ! ! ]

[Together together! ! ! ]

The assessment time was set on Saturday night, starting at 8 o'clock and continuing until 11 o'clock.Check out the character skills, level 9 singing, really don't need to worry.At present, the only thing to consider is what song to sing. The assessment of Chan Chan is the same as the previous assessment of sound movement, three songs, one a cappella, and two accompaniments.

As for why the archaeological style is needed, it is actually easy to understand. Recently, Carlos has become obsessed with various operas. Although it is not necessary to sing big operas on the YY channel, the ancient songs more or less contain a trace of charm.Moreover, the stage name "First Day of the First Lunar New Year" hand-picked by her own man is mixed with popularity, which is all kinds of incongruities!

After thinking about it, it really is still an archaeological style.It just so happens that He Man is also the subtitle group of Gufeng Channel, and most of the people he knows are from Gufeng.It's easier to communicate.

After confirming the playlist, Carlos disappeared directly into Two-dimensional. Recently, things on YY have taken up too much of his time.He still owed his tutor several large characters, so for three consecutive days, he was soaked in ink.

It's different from his ordinary life.

The gentlemen and ladies in the circle are all boiling. Since their male god announced his temporary retirement in 2010, it is now 2013. It took two and a half years to wait for the male god to return, only relying on a few The first audio has persisted until now, and I am also moved by myself.

Without the promotion of the official scarf, the news of Carlos' return has been spread at an extremely fast speed by this group of Mr. fans.Su, who was the first voice in the past, is now recognized as a great painter in the circle. No matter who he is, it is enough to attract a lot of attention. What's more, when two great masters in different fields merge into one, the shock brought is far from 11. =2 It's that simple.

The most important thing is that the vest dropping incident a few days ago directly exposed Carlos' amazing appearance. After the voice control, a large wave of appearance control has rushed into this strange Two-dimensionalyy world.Add new vitality to the already choppy water surface.

In the past, there was a gentleman who was lurking in the online distribution circle, and then there was He Man, a younger brother of Amway, who was in the cover singing circle. In two days, both circles were completely alarmed.Whether it is a newcomer Xiaobai, a veteran fan, or many great gods, all of them are looking forward to the arrival of the Rubbing Voice assessment day.

And very rarely, the Four Strings, which has been fighting with the murmur, did not release any news about Carlos joining the murmur.It seemed that the entire trade union was hiding in the shadows, quietly watching the excitement here.

On the night of the assessment, Carlos once again proved how popular he is in Two-dimensional with his strength.In the past, when Chanchan was most popular, it held large-scale singing events, and the total number of channel users exceeded 10.On weekdays, the sum of all channels can reach tens of thousands of people.

However, before 8 o'clock that night, the number of people on the assessment channel had exceeded 7, and as time approached, the number continued to rise.

The field control team leader of the gurgling sound had to temporarily recruit idle field control babies from other channels to the assessment site to maintain order on the public screen.

And what is Fengli Zonggong, who has been followed by a large number of fans, doing?

He's cleaning up private messages and friend requests.

In other words, after the vest was exploded that day, Carlos quickly went offline, and the flashing avatar was directly xed without even looking at it, so he missed the private chat from the border town that was caught in it.

When he went online today to clear up the chat records, he found out that the male god sent him two sentences at that time. The first sentence was "I'm not happy that you have kept it from me for so long." The second sentence was "If you are archaeological, I will forgive you." You." It turned out that what Bingquan said at the time was referring to this, which was really a beautiful misunderstanding.

Suddenly, Carlos didn't know how to reply to the male god, so he simply pretended not to see it.And it's not that he is narcissistic. He always feels that after the Spring Festival, the male god's attitude towards him has suddenly become a lot more familiar. He never had such a coquettish tone before.

Thinking of Ling Feng's two private chats, his EQ told him that there must be something wrong here.Regardless of whether he thinks too much, anyway, Carlos has always had a correct attitude towards feelings. If you like it, you can confess it, if you don’t like it, you can refuse it.

As a married man, the necessary ethics must be maintained!

And my man is so good, I am so sorry for not showing it off!

So, seeing that the time was almost up, Carlos dragged Gu Sen's vest and entered the assessment channel of the Rubbing Voice together.

As a singer who was going to take part in the assessment, he followed the prompts of the field controller and climbed up to the wheat sequence. There were already 5 singers waiting for the test in front of him.

[public screen]

[Ah ah ah!gentlemen! ! ! ]

[Fuck! ! !Is it my eyesight?The number of channels suddenly jumped from 9 to 15! ! ]

[Damn, you read that right!Still going up! 17! ! ! ]

[Total attack adults!mwah! ! ! !We are here to cheer you on! ! ! ! ]

[Total attack adults! ! ! !mwah! ! ! ! ]

[20! ! !Who is Master Zong Gong? ]

I saw that the brush was full of [Master Zong Gong! ]’s public screen, Fengli always has a headache, it must be Taozi who exposed his whereabouts.

Because the management group was running at the same time, Carlos saw the field controller in charge of the assessment channel and asked for help directly in the group.

【Curling Management Group】

Assessment field control: Team leader, there are too many tourists for the assessment frequency, and we are too busy!Ask for manpower!

Field control team leader: Haven't you adjusted a few?not enough?

Manlou field control: I'll come, one person is enough for me, wait a minute.

Assessment field control: not enough, two more!Damn, is this the wrong channel?Where did these 10w people come from!

Nanguo Field Control: Pfft—the number of people on the assessment channel is 20, motherfucker, what's going on!

First day of the first lunar month: This pot is mine.

Kneeling again under the popularity of the husband, the field control babies are active in various ways.

Maybe it was because the audience was too large. The five singers in front of Carlos were trembling even before the second song.

wax.

Discuss the importance of selection on the assessment day.

"The next one, if you are there, you will be deducted 1 from the public screen."

[public screen]

The first day of the first month: 1

Southern Country-Gufeng Singer-Border Town: Come on the first day of junior high school!

Southland-Ancient style subtitles-Louisui: Brother! ! !come on! ! ! !

The field control baby is very witty. After Carlos changed to Yimai, he immediately banned the public screen. Only the blue horse and above have the right to speak.After blocking 9% of the tourists at once, the public screen can finally see clearly the words posted.

Blue horses are all experienced fans of the channel, and the contribution to the channel reaches a certain value before they can apply for the vest.The total number is only more than 200 people.

Fans who can't be on the public screen also have their own methods. Almost at the same time, a large group of people activated Carlos' guardian and nobles, and the stage effect was dazzling.

On the central stage, various shouts emerged one after another, which can be divided into: male god, I want to give birth to a monkey for you;It can be seen from the propaganda that the first type is face powder, the second type is original powder, and the third type is powder.

Three kings and n titles suddenly appeared on the VIP table.

Hao cried for the muted friend.

[public screen]

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Singer-Ling Feng: ...It's too exaggerated, three kings at the same time.

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Subtitles-Louisui: Corn Soup, Lady Jijikai King I can understand, I am a fan of brains, but what is going on with the ghost——

Man Lou-Ancient Singer-Flower Demon: I was bent by my husband!Pfft, bad luck, corn soup scolded you on stage, haha!

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Subtitles-Cui Kui: Hmph, let her have the ability to scold publicly!

Corn soup: I am a fan of brains and I am proud!Sir, kick this idiot away!Let me be your sister paper!I'm cute!

Lady Gigi: Yes, yes, yes!Look at me look at me look at me!

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Subtitles-Cui Kui: Whoever put on a vest for these two idiot fans, stand up, I don't guarantee that I won't beat you to death!

Grumbling Master - Bingquan: Stop.

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Subtitles-Louisui: tat, is it really good to sell a yellow horse for money?

Manlou-Ancient Singer-Flower Demon: Will my husband be allowed to take the assessment! ! !

In fact, not only the public screen was crying, Carlos himself did not expect his fans to be so crazy, especially with his man in it.

Taking advantage of the public screen to temporarily forget him, he clicked on his man's private chat.

The first day of the first lunar month: It’s better to cash it out and buy me delicious food if it’s cheap =-=

July [-]th: Supporting your own wife is the cultivation of a good husband -v-

The first day of the first lunar month:...

July [-]: And the most delicious one is on me. Do you want me to fly to Beijing to deliver it to your door?

On the first day of the first lunar month: ... Majesty, can you say the above two sentences in front of my face?

July [-]: =-=

Small sample, fight with me.

"Cough, I'm sorry for wasting everyone's time. When you're ready, sir, please press 1 on the public screen, sing a cappella first, and then two accompaniments. Note, you're taking the ancient style test, you can't sing popular songs."

Bingquan's voice came from the stereo.

After dialing 1 on the public screen, Carlos took a light breath, and sang "Evening Songs of the Tang Dynasty" directly with the original voice.When the system adjusted the character's voice line, it took him nearly half an hour to come up with a romantic and evil attack voice.When singing "The Evening Singing of the Tang Dynasty", this voice was like flying to the sky, with a teasing tone, Su made people's legs go limp.

All the singers on the public screen, both male and female, were all excited.Fans who are still being silenced can only keep swiping lollipops. However, the central stage is destined to be contracted by local tyrants tonight. 【Surfaced by Su】【Pregnant】【Ask for Fucking Fans】How come you lose your morals.

I don't know if it was due to the pressure of the stage, until Carlos sang the whole song, Bingquan didn't let anyone stop.

[public screen]

Nanguo-Ancient Singer-Ling Feng: The head of the family is definitely for the sake of money, so he insisted on letting Yuan Chun sing the whole song.

The leader of the murmuring subtitles-Bumpman: So you are such a master!

Chan Chan Master-Bingquan: Cough, this is a benefit for fans, I have received a lot of private chats, and let my husband sing the whole song. ok, the second song, with accompaniment.

For the second song, Carlos chose "Thick Pen and Ink", and his breath was slightly lowered, and his voice instantly became domineering and majestic. His sonorous and powerful pronunciation just ignited this ancient style.

[public screen]

[Fuck, goosebumps are all up!Is this really the "Thick Pen and Ink" I usually listen to? ]

Corn soup: So I said, after Mr., there will be no general attack.

Nanguo-Ancient Singer-Ling Feng: ... Chunqiu has already fainted from crying in the toilet.

Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Subtitles-Cui Kui: What kind of general attack is Xiaochunzi=-=

Chan Chan Master-Bingquan: Actually, I think after singing this song, there is no suspense anymore, and it passed properly.

[No no no! ! !Please continue the assessment! !It's best to take the exam all night! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: This is definitely not my fan of gentlemen and ladies.

[Fuck!gentlemen!Sing well!This is an assessment!Very serious!Don't type, ahhh, ruin the recording! ! ! ]

Lady Jiji: Cough, take back our child, don’t worry, after the assessment, there is also Chuye, who is forbidden to speak during the assessment, Chuye is on the Gufeng channel, and can sing until the next day, and the public screen can be played freely, endure Tolerate.

[Yes! ]

The first day of the first lunar month: Those who cheat me so much must be true fans.

Lady Gigi: =-=

[=-=]

It wasn't like the assessment at all. Carlos played the accompaniment of the third assessment song while teasing the Blue Horse fans and other singers on the public screen.

"Han Jiangxue, poor lady in the white house, Chunhua is exchanged for a silver butterfly, all this is because of your parting..."

After being influenced and polished by Peking Opera masters, Carlos easily sang the opera part of "Snow in the Cold River" with a delicate and gentle female voice. The singing skills in the middle of the 9th level make his voice far more contagious and layered than ordinary singers. With just a simple chanting, a poignant love story that happened in the falling snow quietly jumped into the minds of the audience.

Whether it is the public screen or the central stage, when hearing this chanting, the hands stop involuntarily, and only the ears of the whole body can receive information from the outside world.

When the accompaniment really came out and Carlos switched back to the deep male voice, the two sides seemed to be awakened suddenly. The gifts and shouting couldn't stop at all, and the public screen was created by only a small number of Blue Horse fans. The effect of thousands of people swiping the screen at the same time.

[public screen]

[This is the male god tat I'm chasing, in his life, he doesn't need women at all! ! ! ! ]

[What is the strength score!That's it! ! ! !He deserves to be the man who has easily played with his fans for two years tat]

[As expected of the man who claims to be the number one Su, he raised his posture!At this level, it can be called the number one Su in the cover singing circle! ]

[I'm going to heaven! ]

Chan Chan Master-Bingquan: Compared with two years ago, the improvement is obvious, and there is no singer in the circle who can sing better than him.

The first day of the first lunar month: I recently learned Peking Opera and benefited a lot.

[Fuck!Sir, sing well!Don't peep, don't type! ]

"Just finished singing."

Carlos' laughing voice comes with the final accompaniment.

"There is no dispute at all, unanimously approved, welcome sir to join Chan Chan's big family, do you need to change your name?"

Bingquan's voice was as gentle as ever.

"this one."

"No problem, I'll help you put on your vest first. By the way, some fans have been rubbing against me privately just now, so let me ask you a question. Is it convenient?"

"Ah."

"The question is this: Mr. Zonggong! Is your little shou also listening to your assessment? This is a bit too much information, do you want to answer it?"

As soon as the words fell, Carlos couldn't help laughing out loud. This obvious rippling laughter made the public screen, which had just lifted the ban, go crazy again.

"Well, yes, he is."

I don't know who played the rhythm, and the public screen frantically swiped [This place should be Southern Kingdom-Ancient Style Singer-Border Town].

Fearing that his man would be jealous again, Carlos hurriedly said something on the ancient channel and dragged Gu Sen out of the assessment channel.

Next, it will be the first night performance of the new singer.