The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After Gu Sen finished his work in Shanghai, he came to the Beijing courtyard in a hurry. He thought that as soon as he opened the door, he would be hugged by his wife full of love. mwah!However, when he passed through the outer gate of the courtyard, then through the inner gate, and even entered the main hall, there was no one there, let alone his wife.

He carried his luggage and walked into the west wing where he was stationed. The room was filled with the smell of his wife. Putting down his luggage, Gu Sen walked slowly to the bed, picked up the pajamas that were casually placed on the pillow with one hand, and subconsciously Put it on the tip of your nose and sniff lightly.I haven't seen him for half a month, but the longing seems to have been brewing for several years. The nasal cavity is filled with the breath of his own wife, and the body starts to feel hot. The old virgin can't help flirting!

"Oh? Sen'er, are you here? I thought the old man was back."

Mrs. Zhou only found Gu Sen's figure when she passed by the wing room. The latter froze and forcibly hung Carlos' pajama pants on a hanger beside him.

"Carlos went to Old Feng's house with the old man, and he is learning to sing recently. Have you eaten yet? I'll help you clean up the house on the east side first."

He hurriedly stopped his wife, and Gu Sen said that the bed was big enough for three big men to roll on it, and he and Carlos could just live in the west wing.After all, the East Wing is usually reserved for Professor Zhou's son to come and stay for a while.

After a brief conversation with Mrs. Zhou, Gu Sen was heartbroken.

I thought it would be very sad to compete with my master during this Spring Festival. Who knows that my daughter-in-law is too charming. After only a week in the courtyard, she successfully entered the circle of elders. Don’t be too much a fan of grandpa and grandma!

In the morning, I went to Mr. Feng's house to learn opera. The daughter-in-law of the old Feng's family loved this well-behaved young man very much, and kept him for dinner every day.

In the afternoon, he was snatched away by other elders. He played chess, fished, and went to the mountains to gather scenery. His popularity was frighteningly high, and his daily schedule was full. As for the elderly, let the professionals do it. During the rare Spring Festival holiday, you must have friends of the same age to hang out together, make a date!

And Fengli Zonggong, who secretly received countless good person cards, had to be caught by the instructor to write big characters when he returned to the courtyard at night after his day trip, how could he be so busy?

No wonder I haven't seen anyone online recently.

The charm of my daughter-in-law is too overwhelming, let alone a bunch of rivals, let alone long-distance relationships, finally able to live together, wandering around the homes of a large family of elders every day!Has anyone considered the feelings of his genuine boyfriend?Why can't they give them a little time to masturbate because he is still an old virgin?

People rob me of my heart-throb daughter-in-law all day long!how broken!Wait online!

Regardless of whether he is upset or sad, Carlos will not come back before night anyway. If the mountain does not come, I will go to the mountain. I am eager to see my daughter-in-law's heart, so Gu Sen set foot on the road to Mr. Feng without hesitation. On the way to the mansion.

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Because he is a fan of opera and a master of Peking opera, Mr. Feng transformed the courtyard of his mansion into a simple Peking opera stage. He usually performs on stage with his old friends from the former troupe when he has time. When the singing starts, the neighbors around will always consciously bring stools and melon seeds from home and report on time.

When Gu Sen came to the mansion, what he saw was the rehearsal scene of the Peking Opera "Farewell My Concubine".With just one glance, he recognized his daughter-in-law, and this one glance almost made his face paralyzed and his face broken.Gu Sen quickly covered his mouth with one hand, and swallowed back the laughter that was about to escape, but the smile in his eyes could not deceive anyone.

All the members of this old-age theater troupe are old people over 60 years old. There are only a few young apprentices they have accepted on the scene, and the average altitude is not higher than that.

As a result, Concubine Yu, who was dressed in a fine attire, seemed extraordinarily independent. She already overwhelmed the audience with her height, but after wearing the wishful crown, she immediately stood out from the crowd.

So, to be able to recognize Carlos with face makeup is not true love, but height!

Looking at Yuji Carlos, who was a head and a half taller than the overlord beside him, Gu Sen said that it was a bit hurtful!

And the completely unaware person was obviously having fun, and kept wielding the two swords with a fierce aura that was completely opposite to Yu Mei's temperament, holding the sword flowers at high speed.

Several apprentices in their teens all knelt under Carlos' cool hand speed, and squatted by the side of the stage with expressions of admiration, clapping their hands incessantly.

The tall and burly Gu Sen quickly attracted the attention of other people in the courtyard, and Mr. Feng laughed heartily.

"Hey! Rare guest, isn't this the kid from the old Gu's family?"

Carlos, who was still wielding his double swords, met Gu Sen's dark eyes as soon as he turned his head. Holding the sword, he crossed over in small steps, and gave a standard concubine salute crisply, no matter how tall he was, he couldn't hide it. He has a coquettish Yuji aura, a pair of peach blossom eyes with a crooked smile, and bright red lips upturned.

"My lord—how about waiting for my concubine to sing and dance, and chat to relieve my worries?"

Before Gu Sen could react, all the elders around laughed and applauded, and Mr. Feng immediately sat next to the luthier, picked up the gongs and drums, and played as a guest.

As the accompaniment sounded, Carlos turned his back to Gu Sen, picked up the two swords combined into one with one hand, and transformed into an orchid with the other hand, stepped quickly and steadily under the pale yellow dress, and started to walk while the skirt was flying In the small circle, the slender fingers gracefully and quickly changed various gestures. Although the movements were slightly unfamiliar, all the elders in the courtyard were amazed at Carlos' learning ability.

A set of cumbersome finger movements taught in the morning, how many hours have passed, the sequence of movements is completely digested, the wrists and fingers are flexible, and after a wave of conversions, they are still in good shape, comparable to the achievements of other apprentices for two months, What a seedling!Good seedling!

The elders who watched nodded one after another, appreciating Carlos' every move with eyes as if they were looking at a treasure.

The graceful and luxurious figure and the serene and heroic temperament were fully revealed before he chanted. With the spread of the double swords, Carlos narrowed his throat and made his breath sharper, which is completely different from his original voice. The voice came out.

"Persuade the king to drink wine and listen to the song of Yu, to relieve the king's worries and dance. To win Qin Wudao and break the country, the heroes will fight in all directions. Since ancient times, as the saying goes, don't lie to me, success or failure rises and falls in a flash, drink with peace of mind and sit in a precious tent."

When facing Gu Sen, he forced a smile, depressed and sentimental, but when his back was turned, he was sad and glamorous. The makeup on his face made his eyes more vivid, interpreting Yu Ji's side of "Happy with feathers on the face, and sad with feathers on the back" vividly vividly.Everyone present kept their mouths shut, for fear of disturbing him.

Gu Sen, who was regarded as the overlord, felt the deepest. Yu Ji's reluctance and love were rendered from the pair of golden pupils he loved so much. He never doubted Carlos' determination to be with him, so smart, A handsome and powerful man is his lover.

Every time he thinks of this, he feels incredible.

With just two lines of chanting and singing, coupled with Yu Ji's walking and fighting, the classic Yu Ji's sword dance in "Farewell My Concubine" was performed for a full 10 minutes.

Although the movements of the sword dance are a bit incoherent, there is really no fault in Yu Jiduan's singing. As far as the singing is concerned, she can be a teacher.Mr. Feng was relieved and heartbroken at the same time, what a wonderful seedling!Too bad it wasn't his!

After the sword dance was over, Mr. Feng stepped forward to comment on a few deficiencies, and demonstrated Carlos's incoherent movement linkage hand in hand, and finally pulled Gu Sen, who was amazed by his wife, to gossip.

Mr. Feng went abroad with his son to settle down ten years ago, and only returned to Beijing in recent years. Although he hadn't seen Gu Sen for many years, he could still recognize him at a glance.

Looking at the scar on his right eye, Mr. Feng also sighed. The Gu family's affairs are not a secret in the circle. Every family has hard-to-recite scriptures. It is not convenient for him to express his thanks. He can only sigh with emotion that it is difficult for this child. up.

While they were chatting, Carlos stood beside Gu Sen very quietly. Under the cover of the long robe, he hooked Gu Sen's palm and scratched his slightly callused palm with his fingertips.

Although I am moved by the intimacy of my daughter-in-law, do I want to cheat like this in front of my elders!Although there is another immoral stimulus, it will still be ashamed!

Trying to hold back the itching from his palm, Gu Sen forced himself to continue chatting with Mr. Feng calmly.

"Old Feng! It's time! Let Carlos come to my house to play chess!"

"Come on! Old Du, do you still recognize who this is?"

Mr. Feng pulled another old man surnamed Du who broke into the mansion. Mr. Du is a walking logic buff. After becoming a master of chess, he dragged young people to compete all day long.

Carlos is a scumbag in Go, but the level 7 with clear logic is really good enough to be called a master in chess. At the beginning, the two of them won and lost each other. Array has not yet mastered the research.

A few days later, the situation obviously changed. With such a master-level mentor buff, and wearing an artifact to refresh skills when practicing calligraphy at night, this enthusiasm simply moved the world!The effect of the two-pronged approach is remarkable, and Carlos' logic skills have reached level 8.

Since then, Carlos has never lost a chess game between the two.

Faced with this kind of counterattack, Mr. Du seems to have been inspired to fight. Recently, he has been obsessed with studying chess. Every time he learns something, he will definitely catch Carlos to fight. Carlos must be the one who came to the mentor buff who took the initiative to send to the door. No rejection!So the young and old pair quickly became chess friends.The relationship is so good that Mr. Feng is jealous.

Here, Mr. Du, who was pulled over, pushed the reading glasses that had slipped off, and looked up and down seriously at Gu Sen.

"I don't really remember, but it looks familiar."

"You still don't think you're old? This is the old Gu family's splash monkey! Don't you remember? When he first apprenticed to Xiao Zhou, you used a chicken leg to trick him into learning chess from you, but this kid ate the chicken leg and directly killed him." Wipe your trouser legs with your oily paws, and then run to Xiao Zhou without looking back and tell Xiao Zhou that a human trafficker wants to abduct him?"

"puff--"

The laughter drew Gu Sen's gloomy stare, Carlos rolled up his long sleeve with the other hand to cover his mouth, silently turned his face away, his shoulders trembled from suppressing the laughter.

"Hey! Now that you said that, I remembered it! It's fine if I ate chicken legs and didn't learn from the teacher, and I even reimbursed my favorite pants! More than ten years have passed, and the little monkeys back then have grown up. Sigh , old, old."

Elder Du expressed emotion, as if he wanted to touch Gu Sen's head like he did when he was a child, and when he raised his hand, he realized that the other party was no longer the three-inch figure he used to be.When he was about to pat his shoulders instead, Gu Sen bent down and took the initiative to hang the board to a place within Mr. Du's reach, allowing him to touch it.

"By the way, I still keep my pair of pants. When will you wash them for me?"

The warm meeting was immediately broken by Mr. Du himself.Now not only Carlos, but also Mr. Feng and the people around him all laughed.Seeing his man's paralyzed expression and those red ears, Carlos couldn't bear it, and decided to save him from the encirclement by taking off his make-up and going home to eat.

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The deeds of Gu Sen when he was a monkey completely made Carlos understand. Sure enough, children who can cry have candy.From the mouths of the older generation, he heard many glorious deeds of Gu Sen, and he couldn't stop laughing!

"I heard that Mr. Feng still has a photo of you wearing crotch pants. He asked me to go and see it tomorrow."

Due to Gu Sen's relationship, dinner took a long time that day. It was already dark after everyone finished eating and chatting, and the old people went to bed early. No, by the time Carlos and the others cleaned up the room, Professor Zhou and his wife had already gone to bed.So the two of them had the guts to meet each other frankly in the bathhouse.

Gu Sen was still at the back, and Carlos sat between his legs, letting the people behind him wipe his bare back.

As soon as Carlos finished speaking, Gu Sen's face immediately darkened.Without even thinking about it, I blurted out.

"Don't go."

"Isn't it just walking the bird with bare buttocks, and it's not like you haven't touched or licked it, so you're still shy?"

"To shut up."

My daughter-in-law always speaks yellow accents and loses morals, and she always feels that she can't hold it anymore. She really wants to punish someone on the spot.Just when Gu Sen was struggling to break his promise and throw his wife down before marriage, a ringing phone interrupted his train of thought.

That blind guy actually picked this time to call?

Ignoring Gu Sen's resentful little eyes, Carlos turned over in the water, and the water line fell directly to his buttocks. He didn't care. He fished into the clothes he had taken off with his right hand, and swipe his thumb on the screen of the phone, so that it was close to his ear. side.Afterwards, he sat back in the water again, leaning his back against Gu Sen's chest, moved his buttocks and found a comfortable position to nestle in.

"Barnett, what's the matter?...What's the name? Oh, yes, you can figure it out, try to release it in mainland China, and the promotion fee can be increased....OK, you can figure it out, I don't believe it Who else can you trust...well, bye."

Mr. Consultant called, saying that he has a director friend who is looking for investment for a film recently.A total of 500 million US dollars, asked Carlos if he was interested.After learning the name of the movie, Carlos agreed without even thinking about it. For him who is a fan of horror movies, "Insidious 2" should not be too familiar. Unfortunately, there was no theater in China at that time, so he could only watch the pre-release version online. .

The family funds in the character information column are currently 2 million yuan, of which the working capital is more than 5 million yuan. With the completion of the Shanghai Luxury Pavilion, the second stop, the Beijing branch, will also be included in the major events to be done in 1. As soon as the 2014 million funds are in place, the filming will start. It will be completed in August and will be released in September. The cost and profit can be settled before the year, and the timing is just right.

Although I don't know the box office, the cost is really low, and the film is really good, so I won't lose money.After solving Mr. Consultant's problem, Carlos realized that Gu Sen's expression darkened belatedly.

He turned his head and looked back, and pressed his lips with a smile to Gu Sen's.

"Next time, 'no mobile phone in the bath' will be written as a house rule, what do you think?"

His eyes darkened slightly, Gu Sen was always helpless looking at this smiling face, after he pecked and kissed, he said solemnly.

"This can be."

"You are so narrow-minded, Poor Monkey, but I like it."

He spit out Mr. Feng's nickname for Gu Sen, and the scene was frozen for a moment, as if he was amused by the word "splashing monkey". Carlos couldn't stop laughing, and he laughed along with him in the bathtub. There were circles of ripples in his undulating chest.

Gu Sen, who gave up struggling, directly blocked someone's exaggerated laughter with his mouth. The two limbs touching each other in the water made the atmosphere gradually ambiguous. Just when Carlos restrained his smile and was about to open his mouth to meet his man's tongue, The phone rang again.

damned!

The person who recalled that Sen wasn't going to put him in his arms answered the phone, and stubbornly licked Carlos' lower lip, tempting him to open his mouth.

Carlos, who originally wanted to do what he wanted, glanced at the call note, his pupils narrowed, and he turned his face slightly to let Gu Sen's kiss land on his cheek. With a trace of apology, he kissed Gu Sen's lips again.

"Let me answer it again, and promise not to bring the phone into the bathroom in the future."

As a good man, the request from his daughter-in-law cannot be refused no matter what, the big deal is to record the account first, and get back the capital with interest in bed later!

At that moment, Gu Sen bit Carlos's ruddy face, which was soaked in water, leaving a not deep tooth mark before motioning for him to answer the phone.

After shivering for a while, Carlos finally stopped the phone that had been ringing for more than 40 seconds.

"Hi, Your Royal Highness."