The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Ever since he left the American girl's house, the corners of Carlos' raised lips have not been flattened.

The daily life has not changed much, but the place to eat is transferred from my own home to the American girl's home from time to time.There will be activities on Saturdays and Sundays.

The happiest thing is that American dads believe that boys are born to protect girls, and a strong body and solid fists are the most reliable. I am happy to hear that Carlos's boxing courses are in full swing.

Not to mention the embarrassment that Carlos was forced to take off his shirt in front of several student assistants in American Dad's boxing club.Feeling the chill on his chest, a certain pineapple head finally realized how normal it is for a boy to have a bare neck in this life.

However, in places where others can't see, he is actually full of guts.

[I always thought that a moral integrity of 0 was the end of this life, but it turns out that I was too naive. In this world, there are such things as negative numbers] [Don’t worry about breasts sagging when you get older, it’s good] [I can lie on my stomach every day in the future sleep】

Poor child, at least the widow [beep——] hasn’t happened yet, and the morning [beep——] hasn’t been put into work yet, when the time comes, life will officially begin.

Now it is better to put the extra energy into improving the force value, at least, to get back the eight-pack abs when setting the character.

Relying on the body brought over from M3, Carlos's affection in the hearts of American fathers has exploded. If there is a label, it is estimated that it will be labeled [a rare martial arts wizard in a century] [intimate little padded jacket] [hardworking and serious] Good boy] and the like.

It can only be said that cultural differences make Chinese people take it for granted and take it for granted that they respect teachers, be filial to the elders, and care for the younger generation. All these, in front of the American father, Carlos has admirable virtues.

It's rare to meet a good seedling who looks pleasing to the eye. The American father even spared no effort to teach Carlos one-on-one. Up two levels in a row, physical explosive power, stamina, and resistance to blows have been comprehensively improved.

[Ding——Congratulations on learning the new boxing method "one-two combo"]

"Did you see clearly?"

American Papa put on his gloves and repeated the same movement several times in front of Carlos.From the moment he punched, Carlos' eyes never left, because the progress bar of learning has appeared, and the more concentrated the experience, the faster it will increase.

By the time American Dad stopped, the progress bar was already full.Carlos nodded, tightened the glove on his hand again, took a step forward, clenched his left hand and took the lead in hitting a straight punch, and his right hand quickly followed suit.

"very good!"

The amazed expression once again appeared on the face of the American father, no matter the speed or the angle, it was exactly the same as the demonstration, but the strength could not keep up, but it was far beyond the level of his peers.When I think of the little guy who is only 12 years old, I always feel that he can train the next world-class boxing champion.

Just thinking about it makes me a little excited.

However, he did not consider that although Carlos regards him as an idol, it does not mean that he will embark on a career as a boxer in the future.This unmotivated guy, when he sees his lifelong expectations, his life goal becomes to learn skills, make money, and find a good man to marry (fog?).

Destined to live up to the expectations of the American father, Carlos still felt a little owed.

The days go by quickly, and it will be the end of May in a blink of an eye. The enthusiasm for the World Cup in Germany continues to erupt all over the world. In the United States, people generally like American football. The collision of flesh and blood is considered a man's sport, just as American dads like boxing, so too Because boxing is known as "the sport of the brave".

Sitting in the classroom, Carlos silently browsed the current character information.

Traits: Bad hearted and nasty, lucky, computer genius, natural performer, full of charm

Happiness points: 3250

Family funds: 13370

技能：厨艺3级、逻辑2级、运动3级、绘画2级、魅力1级、灵巧1级、唱歌1级

Real life is more complicated than imagined. On a certain night, when Carlos started his black money business, his character was not good. When the mission failed, in order to erase the traces, the poor cheap computer was directly reimbursed.After paying $50 for a repairman from a simulation company to come over, and repairing by himself without spending money, Carlos chose the latter decisively. The skill channel on the tablet instantly changed from cooking to dexterity. stand up.

After half repair, bang, more serious damage, half repair, and bang again, repeating for more than 5 hours, finally the poor computer was repaired, and at the same time, it was daylight.An Ruo Ruo's wish to hack the opponent back could not be fulfilled for the time being, so he could only move to the second night to fight again.

Thanks to these more than 5 hours, dexterity level 1 can easily face some simple electrical appliances and plumbing.

However, looking at the principal of more than 1 U.S. dollars, it is really not enough to gamble. It is estimated that the most common netting can only get one or two thousand.

After thinking about it again and again, Carlos thought about it before, and decided to do it.

It just so happened that the teacher decided to take them to the park for sketching in this class. Carlos looked through the carry-on list. There was a mess of gadgets and everything. At the bottom, he found the matcha puffs he made in the morning, pretending to be from his backpack. He took it out, and the nearest Master Hoffman, Dog Nose, really followed, grabbed two of them and stuffed them into his mouth without any politeness.

There were only the two of them around, and the young master didn't care about his image at all.After all, both of them knew exactly what the other was.

"If you're a girl, I'll marry you, no kidding."

Glancing at the young master, Carlos grabbed a puff and put it in his own mouth.

"I will marry you only if I can't think about it."

"I have money, a lot of money."

"But you're an asshole."

Amin's pet name for the young master is borrowed here, and the American girl also said in private that if she wants to have a boyfriend, first of all, she must be verified by the American father's fist.This is definitely the Achilles' heel of the young master.

"I'm a very romantic person!"

"But you're an asshole."

Even the tone of voice didn't change, Carlos was always nibbling the puff calmly, and stabbed the knife at the glass heart of the young master calmly.With Carlos' comparison, the friends around him no longer brag about "I'm handsome".Because every minute, the girl La Carlos came out and slapped her in the face.

"I'm smart, Jews are smart, especially good at making money!"

"But you are still a vain chicken."

"you!"

"Tom told me that you are very rich, and you can already make money now, although the method is a bit so."

Carlos tilted his head and looked at the young master, as if to see how much this whole person is worth.

The person being scrutinized, with his chest up and his abdomen in, looked like an elite, but the 13-year-old shell couldn't withstand the aura.

"No matter what the technique is, as long as you can make money."

"Yes, do you have a limit on borrowing money?"

"Why, do you want to borrow money from me? If you can guarantee that you won't do anything to Audrey, I can pay you no interest."

Not to mention, the young master's expression was very serious, as if he really wasn't joking.Carlos looked at him with a smirk.

"You are like Amin, you will never know what you should know."

"what?"

Carlos reached out and patted the young master's shoulders a few times.

"Audrey's parents are now my 'godfather' and 'godmother'. According to Chinese calculations, I am now your brother-in-law. Dude, if you want to marry a beauty home, you not only have to go through the boxing father's Certification still has to go through me."

American couples think that in the United States, they still use "Godfather" and "Godmother" to address them, otherwise others will not understand.

Instantly extracting the essence from Carlos' words, Master Hoffman even changed his expression.

"Hey, brother-in-law, just tell me how much you want to borrow, and I will send you the money immediately, and you can pay it back whenever you want! No interest!"

What an innocent guy, there is no such thing as a daily pretending to be an elite fan.

"That's fine. I'll borrow 1 million US dollars and pay it back in mid-July. You think you'd better add interest."

"Cough, cough—what? How much do you want to borrow?"

He cast a disgusted look at Master Hoffman, who had been coughed out of the crumbs and still had a little remnant sticking to the corner of his mouth.Carlos looked "little knowledgeable".

"You heard me right, it's coming in June, is there any? If not, just borrow less."

"Who says I don't have it! Okay, 1 million is 1 million, give me the account number, and I will transfer the money to you tonight!"

Hey, master, is your point wrong?

"Remember, it's US dollars, don't give me Zimbabwe dollars."

"Fuck, who am I? I'm Jacob Hoffmann!"

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"Fuck, is this really Jacob Hoffmann? Didn't some idiot impersonate it?"

Tom's growls are still very lethal through the mobile phone. Fortunately, Carlos is very witty and turned on the speakerphone.

"That buddy is loyal enough, why call him stupid."

After answering casually, Carlos continued to paint on the canvas. It has been two or three days since he borrowed the money. Tom didn't know where he got the news. He called at around 9 o'clock in the evening. To understand the cause and effect.

"Damn, why did you suddenly ask him to borrow money, or borrow [-] million dollars! Oh, God! Crazy, all crazy!"

"I want to experience the feeling of having 2012 million yuan in my pocket, I want to buy a [-] ferry ticket, I want to exchange all of them into coins to kill my enemy, which reason do you like?"

Tom on the other end of the phone was suddenly a little speechless, took a deep breath, and calmed down as much as possible.

"What you said that day, I really thought it was a joke, but you don't really have to borrow it."

"You think too much, I'm not here to prove anything to you."

Snapped--

The face hurts so much, Tom feels that their friendship is coming to an end, now he is so anxious and worried about each other, and as a result, the other party slaps the face inhumanly, and is also indifferent, feeling that he will not love.

"Why did he borrow it! Why did he borrow it!"

"Very surprised?"

"It must be, [-] million dollars, not [-] million rubles! I'm not afraid that you won't pay it back!"

Seems to be going crazy, Carlos thinks it's better to let it go, otherwise the whole night will be wasted on the phone, he still has a lot of things to deal with.Children without the pressure of life are really enviable.

"Although Jacob is not the heir of the family, he still owns the shares of the family business. From the year when the heir is decided, they are considered to have divided the family property. Whoever belongs to it belongs to him. Do you think Jacob's dividends in the past few years few?"

The other side seemed to calm down, Carlos continued.

"Although there must be someone to help him take care of the assets he has been allocated, but according to his usual gameplay, part of the working capital will definitely be kept, but I didn't expect him to be so unmotivated. He really hit [-] million. Besides, As long as I have a good mind, I will not choose to offend the Hoffman family. I am a child, can I still spend [-] million in a few days? The most likely thing is that I am curious about what the hell is [-] million. Also, Jacob is not stupid, even if he is stupid, the other Hoffmans are not stupid either."

Carlos doesn’t know if he convinced Tom, but he convinced himself, yes, he’s not stupid, a minor borrowed [-] million, and has nowhere to spend it, and nowhere to run, the most likely thing is curiosity .

After hanging up the phone, the painting just finished. Carlos turned on the computer and began to collect all the websites related to World Cup gambling. When the final odds are set, he can cast the net.

After some research, I really don't understand the Chinese handicap, so I can only place less bets. The main game is still the European handicap, and I will incidentally have a little bit of the American handicap.The operability is still the biggest in the European handicap, with fancy propositions, wins and losses, scores, and even how many red and yellow cards in a game, who scored the first goal, etc., all kinds of dazzling.

Taking out the small notebook in his carry-on list, Carlos began to compare the scores of the important matches he had recorded one by one. Although he didn’t pay much attention to the scores before the quarterfinals, there were already the quarterfinals, and he still had to think about who would win in the quarterfinals. what.

As for those personal awards, there is no such thing as his Kaka male god, so the three golden balls, golden boots, and golden gloves have all kinds of deep resentment, and they really remember their names until death.As a fake fan of Zhenyangou, Carlos said that it is very good, at least the first gold mountain depends on the resentment of Yangou.

The most regrettable thing is that in the 2006 World Cup, there were no big dark horses, not even a chance to fight big with a small one.If you drop [-] million in minutes, you can earn several hundred million back.I just don't know if they will accept such a large amount of gambling money.

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So, starting in June, the friends around Carlos soon discovered that the guy who borrowed 6 million dollars really continued to go to school, at home, or Tom's house, or American girl's house, all kinds of point-to-point, life The work and rest are as usual, the only abnormality is that I often browse the World Cup website at school, especially the official website of the United Kingdom.

However, the friends all know that Carlos is British. With the British love of football, this is not unusual, so they missed the opportunity to understand the essence of someone through the phenomenon.

Master Hoffman, who also loves football, would like to share his daily life with Carlos Barra, but whenever he mentions a certain player, he always finds that the response of a certain pineapple attack is a bit slow. Who is with whom.

Of course, this speed is related to the appearance of the players.The higher the appearance, the faster the reaction speed. For example, Kaka, without searching, can directly recite what advertisements for which suppliers have been filmed. However, when asked about past records, sorry, the first time I paid attention was the 2006 World Cup.

"You don't know anything, why are you watching the World Cup?"

Facing Master Hoffman's disdainful eyes, Carlos replied directly.

"It is enough for Yan Gou to have a face."

It makes sense, I was speechless.

"By the way, which team do you support?"

"It has to be Brazil."

"Do you know who else is in the Brazilian national team besides Kaka?"

"Ronaldo?"

"anything else?"

"..."

Looking silently at Carlos' shameless "big pure eyes", Jacob swallowed the blood he wanted to spurt.So the real body of the male god in the eyes of my friends turned out to be a good-looking dog?

This makes Carlos's appearance so embarrassing.

"Which team do you support?"

Seeing that the young master seemed to have been left out, Carlos, who considered himself a good person, decisively passed the steps along the topic.However, this time, he cheated himself.

"It has to be the French team, you don't know that Zidane is literally—"

"Goodbye."

After dropping two words, Carlos turned around and left decisively. Hehehe, the French team?Isn't it the team that knocked Brazil off the semi-finals 1-0? You'll cry when Italy gets a penalty kick.Also Zidane, the Golden Globe in the blacklist trio!

Two landmines were detonated in a row, and Master Hoffman was successfully credited by Carlos, a bitch. It depends on when someone digs a hole to bury someone.

The current young master just stared blankly at his little friend leaving in resentment.

Is this a sworn feud with the French team?