The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Flying from Shanghai to Guangzhou and back to Shanghai in one day, even if you don't get airsick, you still have a headache.

As soon as he returned to the hotel, Carlos slammed into the mattress and fell asleep hard. It was difficult for the flight attendants to adapt to the working environment of flying around in the sky all year round.

He said that he couldn't sleep for a long time, and he woke up in less than an hour, lying on the bed, looking at the hotel ceiling with distracted eyes.In the end, it was the message tone of the mobile phone that pulled him up.A message from an unknown number.

Arrived in Shanghai?

-159××××××××

Arrived, flying in the sky for too long, just fell asleep.In order to thank you for your ride, next time you come to the United States, I will prepare a new sweet and sour bone for you.

- carlos

Ok.

-Sneaky goblin

Seeing that the newly changed note name was displayed under the sent message, Carlos had a smirk on his face.Anyway, he was already awake, so he simply took out his laptop, YY was automatically logging in, and he put on his scarf. He Man's latest news was to go to the movies with his little boyfriend.

Out of boredom, he opened the group of vocal singers with the largest amount of information.Still 999 unread messages.This bunch of chatter.

Singer-Xue: Captured a living male god!Come out sir, I see you are online!

Singer-C: ——Good evening.

Singer-Queen: Handsome! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !My heart is rippling again QAQ...

Singer-Xue: Sister Queen, is your man not here? (￣_￣|||)

Singer-Queen: He went to make me supper, but he is not here.

Sound management B-Sakura: Brother!elder brother!elder brother!

Singer-C: ...

Sound management B-Sakura: Brother!Why don't you come for afternoon tea today?What a pity, I was really looking forward to seeing my brother!

Singer-C: They are dating, why should I go with them.

Singer-Queen: Pfft—

Sound management B-Sakura: Huh?It's not a date, it's just a few of us hanging out.

Singer-C: There will be a chance next time.

Sound management B-Sakura: Is it your first time to come to Shanghai, brother?Fortunately, when you are busy dating, I can show you around, you are welcome!After school starts, they will be in different schools, and now the two of them are very sticky.

Singer-C: Oh, the result of the admission is so soon?

Sound Management B-Sakura: Well, the teacher in charge gave us a rough estimate. I am in the No. [-] middle school, but unfortunately I am in the No. [-] middle school. I am going to be separated. I am not used to it.If I knew it earlier, I would have dragged her to the cram school together, so that we could always be together.

Singer-C: She's stupid and lazy, and I don't expect her to lose the key points in the exam. It's better to go to an ordinary middle school.

The enthusiasm of my sister's girlfriends is really overwhelming.It's not that Carlos judges a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart, but that his best friend's approach is indeed a bit immature.No, Carlos was chatting with his girlfriends without saying a word, while the queen on the other side had already pulled his voice and kept complaining.

"I'm also drunk with my current sister. Your sister's vision is not good. It's good to separate from high school."

"The Internet is well developed, and there are not too many channels for consultation. Don't think too badly about that girl, 13 or 4 years old is a girlhood full of romantic fantasies."

"It sounds like you know more about it. By the way, there is still a follow-up to the Goddess PK match last time."

"Don't tell me thank you, don't participate."

"Don't be afraid, it's an event organized by my trade union, and it might be the last event I participate in."

"what happened?"

"Hey, I'm planning to have a baby. I've started to take care of my body recently. I guess I'll disappear in half a year. So for the sake of the last group activity, you can participate."

"What can I say, say cheers to your man. Okay, when is the event?"

"Hey, Cha Zi also said that only by losing money can you persuade you to succeed. It seems that my future baby has a big face."

"You say that, I have a bit of a premonition, what type of activity?"

"You have already promised, but you can't go back on your word. It's in August, a sympathy activity before the student party starts school."

It still sounded very decent and reliable, so Carlos asked about the date, which happened to be after the activities of the "Society of Five" and he had time to attend.

After chatting casually for a few words, the two parted ways.

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A few days later, He Man suddenly said that he hoped that Carlos would meet her little boyfriend alone first.

"Why, want to break one by one?"

"Hey, why don't you just meet him first, at least let people be mentally prepared, otherwise I will have to kneel down when I suddenly face the three trials at the end of July."

"You are very considerate of your little boyfriend. By the way, I heard that your high school is going to be different from his school."

The brother and sister were sitting in the restaurant of the hotel having lunch. Carlos elegantly cut the two veal steaks into bite-sized pieces, and put all the decorative corn on He Man's plate, before pushing it to her before.

Carlos absolutely loves veal steaks. Whether it's a steak at a fast food restaurant worth more than a dozen dollars or a steak worth a thousand dollars, as long as it's steak, he eats it with gusto.The system refreshes an expectation of [Prepare a small steak], worth 200 happiness points, almost every day.

Also, he had the foresight to exchange for [Rapid Metabolism] from the very beginning, otherwise Carlos is definitely the most handsome among fat people.

Under the envious and jealous eyes all around, He Man proudly enjoys the fruits of Carlos' labor.No matter how the male compatriots at the next table were disliked by his girlfriend who watched the whole process, Carlos was very happy to be manipulated anyway.Looking at the girl who is so proud that her tail is about to go up to the sky, a sense of satisfaction in cultivating success surges in my heart.

He Man continued the topic brought up by her brother and continued.

"Yeah, his grades are so good, he couldn't catch up with him two years ago, he went to the United States for two years and came back, he was completely abandoned by him, and Sakura! They are all too good! I am a scumbag I just watched in silence."

After being packaged from head to toe by Carlos, He Man's whole body looks a lot more beautiful, and she can already stand shoulder to shoulder with her best friend.It's a pity that there is a gap in IQ, and Carlos is really helpless.

"If you want to go to No. [-] Middle School with them, I can find a way. There should be international classes or something, right? Or just buy a degree?"

Forked a piece of medium-ripe steak and rolled it in the red wine sauce, Carlos said nonchalantly.

"Brother, have you been acting like a domineering president lately? No. [-] Middle School is not far from No. [-] Middle School. Even if you stay there, don't you still have weekends and various holidays? We can still play together. I'd rather be a chicken head than a phoenix tail, and go to No. [-] Middle School too tired."

Glanced at the talking one.

"You really have self-knowledge, you'd better not regret it. A word to you, fire prevention, theft prevention and boudoir honey."

"For the sake of you being my elder brother, I won't criticize you! Sakura is my childhood sweetheart! Most importantly, if she really likes Dubin, there is no place for me. As I told you, I have Self-aware."

Erasing the black line on his forehead, Carlos chose to keep his mouth shut.

"Brother, do you want to meet Du Bin in advance and give me an accurate word."

Holding down Carlos who wanted to stuff the steak into his mouth with one paw, He Man tried his best to open his round eyes to be cute.

"See you, can you let me eat quietly now?"

He let go of his hand and made a gesture of surrender. He Man chose to hold Carlos down when he was eating veal steak because he was in a hurry. Anyone who is familiar with pineapple general attack knows that he has an indescribable love for veal steak. Perseverance, whoever stops him from eating steak, is ready for all kinds of unlucky buffs for the next week.

"Then I'll send him a text message and ask him to come over later, just in time for snack after dinner."

The personality that says the wind is the wind and the rain is the rain is definitely influenced by American Sweetheart.So the first meeting between the elder brother and the little boyfriend started in such a hasty way.

It was already half an hour after the siblings were [-]% full. He Man answered the phone and ran to the hotel lobby, presumably to pick up her little boyfriend.The waiter quickly cleaned up the table with great insight, and Carlos ordered drinks and desserts for the three of them by the way, and the little boyfriend's taste was directly according to He Man's.

Suddenly remembering that some scumbag also has a sister, Carlos silently sent a text message to Locke.

The little boyfriend who is going to meet his sister is also a brother-in-law, what advice do you have?

- carlos

Haha, good to hear!You disgusting sister-in-law! ! !I can't wait to marry our Astro Boy soon! ! !The problem is that no one wants it!Fuck!

- scum

Luo Luo's surname is Tong, his full name is Tong Luo Luo, and his own sister is Tong Mu.The brothers and sisters were named after their own mothers. One is from the Japanese game protagonist Rockman, and the other is from the famous Japanese manga "Astro Boy". Because of their names, they have been laughed at a lot since they were young.After being sensible, he wanted to change his name countless times, but was suppressed by his own father.

In this situation, not only did the brother and sister not share the same hatred, but they turned against each other in various ways. The younger sister called her brother a scum, and despised him for being flirtatious and irresponsible.

That's why Locke couldn't understand that Carlos, who was "similar" to him, turned out to be a sister-in-law.

Amin gave it to Audrey, so forget about Tom. In the future, he will definitely run around the world. Jacob’s family is a big problem. So it seems that you are the only one who can get in.

- carlos

Fuck!do not!I'm not interested in flat-chested loli!I am so old!Do you have the heart to send your own sister to me to ruin!

- scum

She just hasn't developed yet!What a draw!Can you speak?That's right, at your age, you probably won't be able to get an erection when the little lady is fully developed. Forget it, pretend I didn't say it.The little boyfriend is here and won't chat with you.

- carlos

Hehe, why don't you come to my house tonight and try to see if I can get an erection?

- scum

Carlos smiled and forwarded the text message to Gu Sen's cell phone.Then I concentrated on meeting my younger sister's boyfriend for the first time.

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How should I say this meeting, the whole process was not explosive, unlike what Dubin imagined, Carlos hardly asked anything, as if he had a daily afternoon tea with ordinary friends.Originally he was a little reserved, but under that smiling face that made men all over the world jealous, he gradually relaxed.

Sure enough, as He Man described, her brother is a very gentle and gentlemanly person, and he is very comfortable to get along with, because no matter what topic you talk about, whether it is high-profile or down-to-earth, he can catch it.When you talk, he will listen quietly, and he will seriously think about your points of view, and he will still patiently analyze what you don't understand.

Chatting with him makes people feel that the two are of the same status, that they are cared for and respected.

The little boyfriend was easily fooled by Carlos, and his affection was directly upgraded to the friend level.

It was a happy and harmonious time, but He Man felt a little upset because the little boyfriend didn't come alone.Don't look at her brother chatting kindly with his little boyfriend with a smile, as Carlos's sister, how can He Man not know that he is talking nonsense and perfunctory.

The original good plan was terminated because of the sudden appearance of my best friend. What about meeting my family?With outsiders around, how could her brother inspect her boyfriend!

She also seemed to find that He Man was a little upset, and her brother was talking with Du Bin in full swing, and she couldn't even get in the conversation, so her best friend took He Man to the bathroom together.

"If you don't like it, I'll make excuses later, shall I?"

To put it so bluntly, is it really possible to say "Okay, let's go".Anyway, He Man is embarrassed to say so.She could only pretend to complain and tell her girlfriends.

"Don't leave when you come. I'm afraid my brother won't like it. He hates unplanned things the most. This time we agreed to meet the three of us. Well, don't worry, he won't be with a girl The child cares about it. By the way, how did you remember it?"

"Dubin called me and said he was going to see my brother, and asked me how to dress to look mature and reliable. You don't know, he was worried about leaving a bad impression on your brother, so he didn't allow you two to fall in love. "

The best friend smiled and pinched He Man's gradually flushed face.

"That idiot! As long as I like it, my brother can only support it."

"Besides, he was afraid that your brother would be dissatisfied with him, so he told me to follow him. After all, there are others around, so your brother would definitely not beat him up."

Seeing his girlfriend's exaggerated expression, He Man covered his mouth and laughed.

"Haha, I didn't expect Dubin to be so cute! Sure enough, I like him the most."

"I'm so shameless! By the way, your brother doesn't look like you. It stands to reason that he is so handsome, so you should be a beauty too."

The person who was teased was indifferent and proud.

"Hey, I already said that my brother's face is against the sky, you've seen it. We're not related by blood, so it's normal to not look alike?"

"Huh—? Isn't he your brother?"

"It can be a real brother even if it's not a blood relative. That's what my brother told me."

Seeing that her best friend still didn't understand, He Man told her in detail in the bathroom of the hotel restaurant that she broke up with them two years ago, was taken to the United States by her mother, and couldn't adapt to the new environment at all. How Carlos fell from the sky saved her.

Teach her English and bring her into his life circle. It can be said that during the two years in the United States, He Man grew up happily and physically and mentally under the care of Carlos.

"Wow—it really looks like the plot of a novel! He is handsome, rich, and gentle and considerate, just like a prince! I'm so envious!"

"Hey, I must be the hero who saved the entire galaxy in my previous life! Otherwise, how could I meet my brother in this life. Well, we stayed in the bathroom for too long, maybe my brother has already complained about us fell into the toilet."

As he said that, He Man took his best friend to the restaurant.

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"Huh? My brother probably doesn't have any female friends in China. Who is this beauty?"

Just turning from the corridor to the lobby, I saw a stylishly dressed beauty standing beside Carlos's table from a distance, Carlos also stood up, it seemed that he knew someone, the two talked with smiles talk.Seeing Carlos waving to them, He Man pulled up his best friend and walked over quickly.