The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Two days later, it happened to be Saturday, and Carlos made himself a perfect lobster dance for lunch. The system recipe has a special feature, such as lobster dance, a dish that can only be learned at cooking level 9. Its main ingredients are: garlic, bell pepper Shaped peppers, prawns.As long as there are these three ingredients, there is a place to cut vegetables, and kitchen utensils for cooking, you can directly make them without seasoning.

Another example is the sushi that can be learned at level 4, which requires fish.It means that no matter what kind of fish you have, it belongs to fish anyway. It also needs a plane for cutting vegetables. If the above two points are met, cooking can be successful.

Therefore, no matter what messy ingredients you have in your refrigerator, under the systematic classification, there are only outline items such as meat, fish, fruits, and vegetables.The categories that meet the needs of the recipes, all the recipes that come with the system can be cooked in different ways.

I had a good meal and made a cup of hot cocoa in a good mood.The cuteness of liking sweets has to be kept for as many lifetimes as possible.

Seeing that the time was almost up, Carlos carried Coco to the open study on the second floor, turned on the computer and logged in to YY, and entered the channel according to the number provided by He Man.

Ding——It was directly pulled into the assessment sub-channel.

There were only a few people on the mic, and they didn't turn on the mic, they were all chatting on the public screen.

He noticed that the name of the main channel was "Sound Motion".

[public screen]

Sound Motion Management A-Kui Kui: Brother is here!

Channel Manager-Cha Zi: Brother Kui Kui, welcome!

Singer-Dubin: welcome

Singer-Akita: Welcome!

Singer-Xue: Brother Kui Kui?Welcome to spread flowers~ヾ(≧O≦)〃

Voice Management B-Sakura: Welcome to my girlfriend's brother! ! !

Carlos, who had been popularized in advance, silently matched the names of the people who appeared with the information in his mind, and typed the reply with his fingers.

[public screen]

Mr. C: Thank you.

Akita Dubin is a pair of brothers. The elder brother Akita is the boyfriend of Chazi, who is in charge of the university. The younger brother Dubin is a classmate with He Man and her best friend Ying.I don't remember anything else.

[public screen]

Channel Manager-Cha Zi: Is it convenient for brother Kui Kui to talk on the mic?

Mr. C: OK.

So the screen chat turned into voice.

After Carlos said hello, the public screen was swiped again.

[public screen]

Singer-Xue: Ahhhhh! ! ! ! !My brother's voice is so su! ! !Ears are getting pregnant! ! ! !

Singer-Queen: Damn, who was talking just now?

Sound Management A-Kui Kui: My brother!Su!Proper evil charm attack sound!My brother sings very well!It's the lead singer of their school choir!And the appearance is amazing!You bunch of goblins!Are your legs weak?

Singer-Dubin: (←←) Even if your legs are weak, it has nothing to do with you.

Singer-Akita: (←←) Even if your legs are weak, it has nothing to do with you.

Channel manager-Cha Zi: It’s useless if you play it alone. Although the sound movement has just been established, every singer has been certified.You all stand down!Thank you brother for my good looks!

Singer-Queen: (←←)

Singer-Snow: (←←)

Singer-Akita: (←←)

Sound management B-Sakura: (←←)

Sound management A-Cui Kui: (←←) I just want to ask about the dark area in Akita's heart at this moment.

Singer-Dubin: My brother has passed out crying in the toilet.

Singer-Queen: Love to see cheating.

Carlos let out another low laugh.Trigger another wave of ah ah ah ah ah.

"Hey, what I just said is serious. As YY's karaoke entertainment union, although the voice movement has just been established, every singer has passed the assessment and video certification. I guarantee that there will be no lip-synching or using voice changers. .Although we are amateur singers, we also have certain requirements for singing skills. But don’t worry, we won’t be too strict.”

The light in front of Chazi's name was on, and it was exactly as He Man described, with a very clear and intellectual voice.Move slightly away from the microphone.Carlos spoke.

"Of course, when will the assessment be?"

"When you're ready, you can knock on me at any time. If I'm not here, just tell Kuikui directly and it's OK."

"So, why not now?"

[public screen]

Sound Motion Management A-Cui Kui: With this point, brother, you didn’t just finish your lunch, did you?

Seeing He Man's words, Carlos smiled.

"Smalllady, you really know me."

[public screen]

Singer-Queen: Shit!Can't stand it!This kind of articulation, this accent, directly kneels!propose!ask to marry!

Singer-Xue: Chirp!What a doting tone! ! ! !My heart is softened o(*////▽////*)q

"Brother Kuai is abroad?"

"Well, study in America."

"Oh, so, if you think it's okay, let's start the assessment. We currently only have popular channels, and the content of the assessment is three modern songs of different styles. I'll go get people first, wait a minute."

Chazi's lights went out.Carlos returned his attention to the public screen.

[public screen]

Singer-Xue: I'm still studying, so I'm not that old.Will you go back to China during the summer and winter vacations?Looking forward to face-to-face!The two Akita brothers are tired of watching it!

Singer-Queen: Same!

Sound Management B-Sakura: ——I’m going back to the UK when I return to China during the holidays. My brother is a British citizen and has never been to China.

Singer-Xue: Huh! ! ! ! !so disappointed! ! ! !But Mandarin is really good.

Sound management B-Sakura: Well, Chinese and English mixed race!Fortunately, that guy is always in Amway, her big brother, who has a big mouth, can receive foreign packages every week, and they are all eaten!Anyway, in our class, my brother is very popular.

Singer-Queen: A man who loves his sister is the cutest.

Without looking any further, Carlos tapped He Man's private chat.

Mr. C: Are there any secrets between you and your best friend?

Sound Management A-Cui Kui: Need a secret between girlfriends?

Stupid, in a few years, it will be fireproof, theftproof and boudoir protection.Of course you can't say it directly now, Carlos tried his best to be tactful.

Mr. C: Have you never heard that having a secret can make a woman more beautiful?

Sound Management A-Cui Kui: I am already beautiful enough, let others survive! PS, I learned this sentence from you, don't say I am narcissistic!

Pit!Why can't I understand.

There was no time for the siblings to chat, Cha Zi came back soon, and there were more than 10 more people on the channel, including red and pink horses with prefixes such as singers and field control subtitles.

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"OK, the venue is cleared. Except me and Brother Kuikui, everyone is off the microphone. For the judges participating in the assessment, please pay attention to the Q group. The public screen is free to play. Brother Kuikui, the assessment is divided into three parts. After passing, you have to sing with accompaniment, the accompaniment needs to sing two styles of songs, if you get half of the judges pass each time, you will pass the assessment, if the judges disagree, you will add another song, is there a problem?"

"no problem."

"OK, you can start anytime, pay attention to the public screen, I can stop when I hit '9'."

After a little thought, Carlos decided on the playlist.Although the Cantonese version sounds better, but when you meet for the first time, you should do as the Romans do.Taking a breath away from the microphone, he slowly sang a cappella to the rhythm in his head.

time without a song

i love you

The music doesn't stop and the thoughts begin

if love is a game

I would like to lose to you

Unexpectedly, waiting is a lonely thing

i love you i love you

but three words

simply seriously

scared myself

love you without asking

i'm not the best

I'm sorry, please allow me to climb up on you

[public screen]

Sound management B-Sakura: What song is this?

Mr.C: The Mandarin version of Chen Xiaodong's "Strike a Match" "I Love You".

Singer-Xue: Kneel!Brother, why are you still able to spy on the screen when you are singing so affectionately, even if you are watching the screen, why are you still typing!It's recording!A bunch of typing sounds! (>﹏<.)～

Singer-Akita: 6666666666

Channel Manager-Chazi: 999999999

Blinking, Carlos shut up and stopped singing.The character's skill column has a singing skill of level 8.The skill level is capped at level 10. According to the current singer ability in the world, level 10 is equivalent to a first-rate singer, level 9-8 is second-rate, level 7-6 is third-rate, level 5-4 is amateur singer, level 3-2 is karaoke Singer, level 1 singing with rhythm and not out of tune.

So Carlos never worried about the assessment.

Prompted by Cha Zi, he flipped through the accompaniment list, and finally chose an accompaniment he dubbed himself.

With the soft humming of a female voice in the background, Carlos lowered his voice and read the narration.

[public screen]

Sound and motion management A - Kuai Kui: Damn it!Why is this one!

Singer-Akita: What's wrong?I also like this song "Youweremyeverything" strongly recommend it!

Sound management A-Cui Kui: o(*////▽////*)q There is no accompaniment version for this song, so I have to record it myself.

Singer-Dubin: I just said that the voice is a bit similar, the one in the background humming is you (←←) Kuai Kuai.

Sound and Motion Management A-Cui Kui: ...~(～o￣▽￣)～o...rolling around...o～(＿△＿o～)~...so shy~

Sound management B-Sakura: I'm so envious! ! ! ! ! !

The narration was finished quickly, and Carlos started to rap directly, switching to the American cavity easily.

you're the one that wait, the one thatineed

theone thatatigotta have just to succeed

when i first saw you, ik new it was real

i'm sorry about the paini made you feel

[public screen]

Singer-Queen: I can't make it! ! !Sue is great!The skills are great too! ! ! ! ! ! ! Don’t ask me about the Q group, just pass it!Absolutely! ! ! ! !

Singer-Xue: Don’t ask me any more, I’ve passed it! ! ! ! ! o(*////▽////*) Brother q, sir!Do you need a girlfriend?Will be cute!Will act like a baby!Will warm the bed!The kind that went to college!

Sound Motion Management A-Cui Kui: Bad face!Brother is mine!

Singer-Akita: Goblins!Hurry up and please your future sister-in-law!Ha ha.

Channel Manager - Cha Zi: 99999999999, PS, Brother Kui Kui's pronunciation is so good that I'm crying!Change your style and fight again!

"OK, thank you again for the Feat, Miss. Well, let's sing this song next, "Madworld"."

The piano sounded, followed by Carlos' highly recognizable voice.

All around me are familiar faces

Worn out places worn out faces

Bright and early for their daily races

Going nowhere going nowhere

This time, there are countless [Ending Sound Crying] [Nosebleeds Can't Stop] [Why Sad Songs Can Sing So Erotic] ​​[Unscientific]

Halfway through the song, Chazi still didn't come out 999, so Carlos had no choice but to finish the whole song directly.

"Hey, the judges voted unanimously. Welcome Brother Kuikui to join the big family of Sound Motion! By the way, what name do you want to change? I'll help you put on the red vest first."

"Thank you sir."

Carlos didn't bother to think of a name, so he changed it directly to Vest Lang Gongping.

[public screen]

Singer-C: Take care of me.

Singer-Xue: Welcome welcome!Flowers, flowers!

Subtitle Baby: I always have an ominous premonition.

Sound management B-Sakura: Baby don't cry!You can build an English song library starting tonight.

Subtitle baby: innocent face, we have jet lag, when Mr. C is singing, we are all off work!

Sound management B-Sakura: What you said makes sense, but I'm speechless!

Sound and motion management A-Cui Kui: Saturdays and Sundays are big holidays, and you can’t run away.Another bad news for subtitle babies.

Subtitle Baby: Wait!Let this baby be mentally prepared! OK, let's talk!

Sound Management A-Cui Kui: My brother’s playlist is called the fan’s playlist by his friends. As far as I’ve heard, there are Turkish, Italian, Thai, Korean and Japanese ones. up.

Subtitle baby: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Singer-Akita: Pfft——

Singer-Queen: Pfft—

Subtitle Baby: Manager!I want to be transferred to the field control team!

Field Control Baby: It's full!

Channel manager-Cha Zi: caress the subtitle baby, the time to test you has come, come on!When you can't keep up, you can still dance.Alright, thank you brother, let's go to the little black room and face each other frankly!

Singer-Queen: Shit!I really want to watch it!

Singer-Xue: Ditto! (≥﹏≤) Manager!take me!

Sound management A-Cui Kui: Don’t say anything, here should be @歌手-秋田

A slip of the queue at the back @.

In the small black room, there are only the manager Cha Zi, He Man and Akita who came with him at the end, and of course, Carlos who was checked. After checking the angle, he directly clicked on the live broadcast according to Cha Zi's request.

At this time, the computers of the three people saw Carlos' face and the veil behind him that was gently lifted by the wind.

[public screen]

Sound Motion Management A-Kui Kui: How about it, my brother is handsome!

However, no one paid attention to her.

"Huh—? What's the matter? Do you want me to stand up and turn around?"

In fact, Carlos didn't know what the video verification was going to do. Seeing the silence, he casually suggested it.

[public screen]

Channel Manager-Cha Zi: Damn it, turn off the live broadcast!I'm about to change my mind after watching it! ! ! ! ! ! !

Singer-Akita: (←←)

Sound Motion Management A-Cui Kui: Rival in Love!Draw the knife!My brother's chastity will be guarded by me!

Singer-Akita: (←←)

Channel Manager-Cha Zi: Oh shit, thanks brother, you are trying to drive all the men to death!After today, Xiao Lizi will completely withdraw from my ideal type!

Singer-Akita: (←←)

Channel Manager-Cha Zi: My dear, hello!don’t worry!Fortunately, my brother's face value is too high to be reached!I still love you!

Singer-Akita: (←←)

Singer-C: You don't need to guard your brother's chastity, you just need to guard your own chastity.

Since then, whenever someone asks about the video authentication process, Akita will always make a (←←) emoji, and then everyone will see the manager who has always been Yujie Fan begging for mercy in various ways.So how high is Carlos's appearance is always a big mystery of the sound.

Speaking of it, Carlos is very enthusiastic about participating in trade union activities, which directly frightened He Man. After all, life has been too easy in the past few years, and Carlos is also a pleasure-seeking type. Just take your time and spend time , Lifelong expectation can be fulfilled, apart from this, there is no other life goal.

So the whole person looks very strange, as if he doesn't care about everything.Especially in the past year, Amin and America's Sweetheart fell in love, Tom often went out to collect news, and even Jacob began to learn how to manage assets from the financial planner hired by the family to make money with money.

The five of them didn't get together very often, so Carlos just stayed at home, drawing pictures and making snacks leisurely every day.These are He Man's perspectives.

In fact, Carlos was active at night, and she didn't see Carlos playing Twitter, that energetic and brain-dead fan state, which probably scared her to her knees.

Because he regards He Man as his past self, Carlos just wants to portray her as a good brother.It doesn't matter if he is not honest or trustworthy, he likes it, he wants it, so he does it.

Facing He Man's doubts, Carlos did not explain much.

Could it be that he only realized when he saw your YY name, that you are his good friend from YY in his previous life?He was afraid of scaring people.

Fortunately, the name finally reminded Carlos.

In his previous life, he met the male god in the frontier city on the karaoke channel of Chantingyin, and then entered the male god's nest. At the same time, he also met the field controller of Murling's voice, who is also a fan of the male god.

Kui Kui has a cheerful and generous personality, and is also an acquaintance. He quickly became one with everyone in the nest, and the two also developed from netizens to good friends.Fortunately, he once told him her story.

No wonder it always feels familiar!It's just that her story at the time didn't involve Carlos.

Fortunately, the current trade union sounds and gurgling sounds are synonymous.In my previous life, I didn't pay too much attention to the history of Murmur, so it's normal not to know the name of its predecessor.

Therefore, Carlos was at ease in the sound, and sincerely planned to become the male god who will protect his future after the great god.

Whether it is for the top king or the border town, Carlos can really be regarded as a good fan who touched the world.For the male god, he also worked hard.If there are no conditions, conditions must be created to raise the male god in his heart, although his male gods are plural.