The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

In September 2030, the first episode of the eighth season of roommate9 will officially start broadcasting.

From the very beginning of the program, it was a traditional solo interview session for newcomers, either in a familiar restaurant, in the company lounge, or at the artist's home. I don't know what the program group thought, they put GU's solo interview on It's time for the grand finale.

For the above seven well-known artists, the topics of innocuous chat, all kinds of gossip stalks that are well known, are almost thrown out in interview questions, and the fans squatting in front of the TV can answer them immediately. This kind of interview has no hot spots, what they are looking forward to more is the national "dark" horse that has not been actively exposed to the camera except for entertainment headlines and Twitter hot searches every day after their debut.

Just as Heizi, Troll, and Anti were getting impatient, the interview with "National Sister" MEI finally came to an end.The pink interior scene instantly changed to the luxurious decoration style of a five-star hotel, which coincided with the launch of the later subtitle baby.

[Subtitle: Baby stepped into the so-called most expensive serviced apartment in Korea for the first time, a little nervous! 】

After the doorbell rang, there was no movement from the back of the door at all. In less than three seconds, with a "click", the gorgeous wine-red wooden door was opened from the inside.A face of all the audience is completely exposed in front of the camera.

The camera shakes, I don’t know if the big brother PD is also captured in an instant, after leaving a few close-ups of the prosperous beauty, the scene quickly switches to the open-air bar with a wide view, waiting for the protagonist of this interview to drink skillfully and gracefully With a pot of black tea, after everyone was seated, the interview began.

[Subtitle: The inside of the mansion is revealed!Take you into the world of local tyrants! 】

When the director requested to shoot around, the PD, who was obviously a captive of beauty, selfishly took another close-up of GU's 360° beautiful face with no dead ends, so many fans were shocked across a screen. The handsome man subconsciously became a fan with a stunned cute expression, motherfucker!That's so cute!

I saw GU smiling slightly, matching his temperament, he looked like a noble young master who came out of the Middle Ages.Master Jacob, the hero behind the scenes, smiled without saying a word.

"of course."

So just sat down, before the stools were warmed up, a group of people stood up again, and the living room, kitchen, study room, fitness room, bedroom, cloakroom, etc. were all turned around.

Aside from all kinds of high-end electrical appliances and furniture that show off wealth, the decoration of the whole apartment has its own characteristics - the whole house is simple in black and white, and occasionally a few decorative items are in gentle sky blue.

After the visit, I inexplicably associate the apartment with GU. The fair skin, long black hair, and deep blue eyes are really beautiful!

Although the visit took less than half an hour, only a few fixed-frame pictures with one or two lines of subtitles were actually shown on the screen, but it was enough for the audience to slap the table and howl: Hao, friend!

The screen returned to the open-air bar again, and the interview officially began.

At the request of the director, GU made a short self-introduction in six languages, with standard pronunciation, clear enunciation, and smooth accent. He opened his mouth sincerely and captured a lot of voice control.

[Director: I am interested in foreign languages, so did I learn it specifically? ]

The corners of the mouth were slightly upturned, and Gu showed an absolute goddess but not a girly smile.

"No, they were all forced."

With the same capitalized question mark as Mr. Later, the audience silently turned up the volume of the TV.

[Director: How to say? ]

"Our family of four has three nationalities. My father is a Chinese-English mixed-race British citizen. My father and elder brother are both authentic Chinese. I am American-Korean mixed-race. Because I was born in the United States, I have American citizenship. Our family’s communication is basically a mix of English, Cantonese, and Mandarin.”

As if thinking of everyday family fun, GU's smile under the camera is more brilliant and sincere, which makes many people suffocate.

"Then, the eldest uncle is from the Middle East, and I learned Arabic from him for a while, and then there was a very close uncle who lived in Brazil, and I often went to play with him when I was a child, and I learned Portuguese over time. Finally, South Korea It’s the place where my biological father was born, and I’ve always wanted to come back to see that the study of Korean has never been left behind.”

[Subtitle: GU who never forgot to go back to the motherland even in heartache! 】

[Director: When I first visited the house, there was no family photo, did you hide it in advance? ]

GU smiled sheepishly, and PD burst out his photographer's eyes again, focusing on the small red behind the ears exposed under the long black hair!

"Yes. My dad's face is too sinful, it's better not to make it public if it's not necessary."

[Director: Is it more sinful than you? ]

GJ!The audience instantly unified their actions and silently praised the director.

"Yes, from his student days to now, he has been called 'community god', 'mobile aphrodisiac', 'Apollo of the world', etc. It's not an exaggeration at all."

[Subtitle: Dafa!I am even more curious about Daddy! 】

[Director: Why do you want to be a singer? ]

"Because some people say that apart from my face, I can sing well."

GU spread his hands broadly.

[Director: May I ask who said it? ]

"my brother."

[Subtitle: My brother is definitely a shaky S! 】

[Director: Did GU like to sing since childhood? ]

"No, because Daddy is very good at singing. When he wanted to teach us to sing, my eldest brother was admitted to the military academy and fled back to China. I failed to escape, so I was forced to add a singing project to the interest course. Later I found out that Singing is very interesting, so I have been sticking to it.”

[Director: How did you think of going back to Korea to debut? ]

After rubbing his ears, Gu turned his face slightly. The sun outside the window, which had already risen to mid-air, covered him with a soft golden halo, which was so beautiful that it was not like ordinary people!

"On the one hand, I want to come to Korea to see it. On the other hand, can I tell the truth? If it doesn't suit me, just cut it off."

[Subtitle: Let's talk!Absolutely do not cut! 】

After getting the director's nod, GU pursed his lips and smiled. The evil smile that completely didn't match his temperament of a British gentleman was simply a foul!

"On the other hand, there is no background in the American music scene."

[Subtitle: Pfft—the subtext is, is there a backstage here in Korea!Viewing is guaranteed! 】

[Director: Why do you want to join Roommate?The theme of this issue is to open your heart and become a family member. It is estimated that many personal things will be exposed. Do you mind? ]

Blinking, GU said very innocently.

"Being boycotted by fans, if you don't join the roommate, you will not be notified. Well, this sentence is not suitable, so let's cut it out. Because I have never tried to sleep with people other than family members since I was a child. The roommate setting is very interesting. It just so happened that the president uncle also suggested it. I'll do it. As for private matters, I don't mind, anyway, if you can't make it public, you will cut it later."

[Subtitle: An honest BOY who is very different from what he imagined! 】

In 2030, the acceptance of homosexuality around the world has increased a lot, so even if they hate GU, a male artist, Korean fans have not attacked his adoptive fathers for being gay.After this interview, many people became very curious about GU's family situation.

Daddy, he looks sinfully handsome!can sing!

Dad, overbearing president!Thieves are rich!

Brother: Shake S!Military Reserve!

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After the solo visit of the newcomers, the camera jumps directly to the morning of the new house move-in. The old members of the seventh season, popular actor Cha Zhengtai and funny male artist Li Dajin have long been waiting for the arrival of the new family at the agreed place.

The appointed time is gradually approaching, and one after another star-specific nanny cars drive in from the intersection, or the general trend, or new artists get out of the car one by one, stride forward with bright smiles, and give their big brother a car Chint bent down and shook hands.

Just as they were introducing each other and chatting, a white SUV with luxurious lines quietly entered the picture.

Luxury cars and famous watches have a fatal attraction for men. No, the men who were originally accosted by the beauties fixed their sights on the SUV parked steadily on the side of the road at the same time, and said with admiration.

"A luxury car."

"Brother, does Bentley also have an SUV?"

Mei, who has the title of National Sister, asked Che Zhengtai beside her with a crisp voice.

"There must be, but very few, and they are all very expensive. This white one is the latest limited edition released this year. There are only ten in the world, and it costs more than 30 billion won."

Following Li Dajin's supplement, there was an exaggerated panting sound all around.The most popular of them has an annual income of less than 30 billion won!

[Subtitle: I give full marks to this embedded advertisement! 】

At this time, a person stepped off from the luxury car that has attracted much attention, and a familiar face appeared, with a bunch of smooth black hair tied behind his head, exquisite and perfect facial features, and a charming gentleman's smile , the British combination of windbreaker, shirt and leather boots is the biggest dark horse of the year - GU.

As worthy of being entertainers who make a living under the camera, the roommates quickly put away all the expressions that should not appear under the camera, and the two sides soon successfully met, and another wave of bowing, nodding and shaking hands to greet a dragon.

Since the rest of Park Pearl and Song Bin had schedules, the first 9 people gathered were divided into two cars, and they first went to the shooting villa of roommate 2.

A total of 11 acting stars participated in this episode of roommates. After a small game in the morning, especially Li Dajin’s own atmosphere skills, judging from the program, the old and new family members get along a lot better and more harmoniously.

However, this is just a show effect.

After obtaining the right to use the double room on the second floor, Gu Xiaojin packed all his luggage. Since he had a fixed schedule in the afternoon, he could only smile and say goodbye to the new family members who were preparing to cook on the first floor. He left from the back door of the villa and successfully sat on the The white Bentley that has been hanging behind the convoy.

After getting rid of the camera of Ruying follower, he showed a playful smile.

On the first day of the new home, small groups emerged.

The most powerful is the old group of Cha Zhengtai, Li Dajin, and Park Zhenzhu. The three of them are friends in private. They are definitely tied together in the show. A powerful actor who has ruled film and television for more than ten years, and the two have taken over the entire The national pistachio of the show's joke.If a newcomer wants to gain exposure and have a camera, the first choice must be to enter this popular group.

The second is the rookie beauty group headed by Miss Perfect MEI, a member of the girl group and the title of "National Sister". There is a beautiful and popular actress in it, and a cute new girl group from the same company as MEI.It's just inexplicable that a handsome 190cm male model has entered the team randomly. This handsome man and beautiful woman walk together is a kingly scenery!

Although it couldn't be seen on the show, during the filming process, Gu Xiaojin clearly felt that under the guidance of MEI, the two beauties who had been secretly winking at him had silently turned black towards him.

However, WHOCARE~

The remaining family members are naturally divided into gray areas, the notorious rookie GU, the lone athlete Song Bin, the new American actor who has communication problems, and the same girl group members, but the painting style is unique Li Lili, a female Han paper singer.

Grouping, repelling, enclosing land, and competing for broadcast volume, this is simply a big show.

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Impatiently bending over, nodding and shaking hands, Gu Xiaojin went to an acquaintance's house for a meal after finishing his routine, and returned to his new home after two o'clock in the morning. Either he hadn't come back from the trip, or he had already fallen asleep, in a quiet villa There are only various cameras that work 24 hours a day and Gu Xiaojin who wipes his hair after taking a shower.

The other bed in the room, what it looked like when I left in the morning, and what it still looks like now.

It seemed that the roommate in the same room hadn't reported yet, and felt a little dry. Gu Xiaojin put on a half-wet towel, picked up his mobile phone and earphones, and walked silently to the kitchen on the first floor.

While listening to music with earplugs, I made myself red dates and honey tea, perfectly missing the sound of the door opening and the two voices talking.

So that when Gu Xiaojin was hugged from behind, the whole bottle of honey was thrown into the air, and the table was filled with honey.

"Little Jin!"

The late-night visitor was mosaiced throughout the whole process by the cunning post-production, and the final painting was even fixed on Gu Xiaojin's blue eyes with dilated pupils after being frightened.

[Subtitle: Late-night tryst between GU and mysterious girlfriend?Two men and one woman asura field?Please look forward to the second episode of the eighth season of roommate2! 】

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After the first episode of Roommate 2 was played, the forum on the official website was maxed out.

[Sure enough, it is worthy of being the number one beauty, and the grandmother, younger sister, and even grandma who pass by occasionally have been immediately fanned!Wake up! ! ! ! 】

[I was so embarrassed that I didn't want to speak. 】

[It's so calm, he has a backstage in YG, and he was inexplicably overwhelmed by cuteness, how can it be broken! 】

[GU is really scheming, a dismounted official slapped all the members, and doesn't respect seniors at all.Hehehe, who doesn’t own a luxury car? Isn’t our lady here in a nanny car in a low-key manner? Can GU be as famous as our MEI? 】

[Cough, to be reasonable, as an illegitimate fan of seeds, but definitely a black fan of GU, I want to say, this is not a slap in the face =-= In order to confuse GU, I followed him for half a month before, and I really didn’t travel. The nanny car, whether it is a sports car or an SUV, is all Bentley.And to be honest, the sum of all the luxury cars in MEI is not as expensive as a car in GU. 】

[In this era when face is justice, I don’t understand why you want to hack GU. They are rich and don’t get in the way of your affairs, and they are reasonable. Recently, the seed group has not released any new songs. I think the two old songs GU cover are very It's so good, I've been playing it on a loop recently.I also read the twitter of other seeded hyungs, all of them are telling GU not to leave them, I don’t know what everyone thinks, YG executives forced the hyungs to express their views, anyway, I believe that the hyungs really have a good relationship with GU . 】

[I like it upstairs, saying that I am not a fan of MEI, and watching the show, GU treats everyone equally, and I didn't see that he was shameless towards MEI, but it was MEI. I always feel that she is a bit Making a fuss out of a molehill, the whole program lasted for more than an hour, and I never looked at GU directly.Maybe the truth is, seeing GU being so aggressive, he took the initiative to hook up but was rejected, and then became angry from embarrassment?If you want to have good looks, if you want money, if you want money, what's more, there is also a backstage, even if you want to be a national goddess, it is completely worthwhile! 】

[Hehehe, our young lady is not like you. When someone shows off a mansion and a luxury car, they want to take it off and send it to their door.Hmph, disgusting sissy, little boy!Stay away from our lady! 】

【that is!Otherwise we won't let you go! 】

【—Isn’t anyone curious about who appeared in the end?Unexpectedly, GU actually has acquaintances in the circle, and he is called "Xiaojin" so intimately.girlfriend? 】

【Didn't you hear Pearl's voice so clearly?It must not be a girlfriend. Sister Pearl's huge and exaggerated figure stands with GU. Although I am a GU black fan, I have ruined that face too much. 】

[My big pearl is so round and fleshy, so blessed!I don't give GU!As far as his small body is concerned, he is definitely a princess hug with a reversed male and female!Ha ha ha ha!This picture is so beautiful, I dare not look at it! ! ! ! 】

Silently, the next day's headlines, GU contracted again.Fans of Dabo said that they are looking forward to the second episode of Roommate!