The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

It has been almost three months since the "321, GO!" wedding song, although fans know that the newlyweds, the couple must seize the time to live the two-person world, dating, sex, etc., Two-dimensional must be Flying life.

I think so, but I really can't see the two people showing their affection on the scarf, and I can't hear the male god showing his lower limit in YY. I still feel surrounded by a touch of sadness, and there is a feeling of lovelessness in an instant.

Even though there have been many dramas in these short three months, the ups and downs of the "Spring and Autumn Wars" have given the onlookers a lot of bragging topics. The Japanese and Korean social networks revealed the couple's honeymoon trip, at least to let fans Knowing the itinerary of the two, the easter eggs that appeared at the end - military uniform COS and women's clothing COS are useless except for satisfying their eyes and enriching their library.

Rather than silently kneeling and licking, gentlemen and ladies still prefer to be able to chat with their own male gods, or to be shown by the interaction between the couple!

This is also a sad thing. What a good fan you used to be. After the baptism of time, all of them have become trembling M. Now under the scarf of the couple, there are fans signing in every day to wish, and the one who brushes the most is: Please Dog food!do not stop!Ask for more!

So happy to hear, on this day, Gu Sen's scarf just moved a bit, and it was immediately forwarded by the squatting fans and publicized everywhere. In less than 2 minutes, crowds of onlookers appeared from all directions, and there were thousands of comments at once.

July [-]: This is what our basement looks like today. [Arsenal.jpg]

【Comment】

[...Fuck?Is this going to rob a bank? ]

[This configuration, is it the Swiss bank that was robbed? I don’t know why, but I suddenly feel proud, give me a basement like this, I can conquer the world! ]

[Upstairs, it is estimated that you have not taken the first step to conquer the world, but the water meter was checked at your door. ]

[Ghost Lord exposed the attributes of gun fans, happy to hear!But it's really spectacular!It feels like walking into an American blockbuster. ]

[If a thief inadvertently broke into the couple's home, would they be scared to pee on the spot? 23333]

[Ha ha ha ha! ! ! ]

[Ahhhh!What did I see!Known as "the leader of the revolver", the Colt Python .357 McGlone! ! ! !My mother!I want, I want, I want, I want!Hammer the ground, the exaggerated gun body below!Cool metallic luster!Damn, if it wasn't for Desert Eagle .50AE, I would cut JJ!Large caliber and large automatic pistols, which can fire the largest caliber AE bullets for automatic pistols.She is simply the goddess in my heart! ! ! ]

[Upstairs is pistol control, look at those big guys on the far left!Semi-automatic high-precision sniper rifle H&KPSG-1, small-caliber assault rifle AK47M improved from AK74, tokyomarui AK74MN, sopmod M4 for special operations, small Israeli Uzi submachine gun, H&KMP5-J with high accuracy, assault rifle Steyr AUG, Combat shotgun SPAS12, tsk tsk tsk, this bunch of imitation guns are so damn realistic, this is the romance of men!Bexiu cried!I really want to touch it! ]

[=-= I don’t understand guns, so I paid attention to the two masters upstairs. In other words, I thought it was a real gun. ]

[—Although it is legal to own guns in the United States, this level of guns is really not available to ordinary people, such as prices, licenses, channels, etc.I guess I bought it in Akihabara.I'm also drunk. People go to Akihabara to clean up electrical appliances, comics and figurines. Did this couple go to the gun shop to clean up everything? ]

[I remember that high imitation is also lethal, even the United States should not let it pass? ]

July [-]th: =-=Private plane, do not go through normal security checks, rich, self-willed!

[Pfft, don't think that we don't know who you are if you're wearing the ghost's vest, you've already been exposed by such a smug little expression! ]

[I just said, how do you feel that today's ghost is so turbulent, it turns out that it's all the fault of Mr. =-=]

July [-]: Guess wrong, this scarf is really made by your ghost master, once you walk into the basement, you can’t bear to come out, all kinds of guns, selfies, and all kinds of showing off can’t stop, the scarf is already here It's the second wave, like a little boy who got his favorite toy, so cute and cute, of course, only I can see this kind of king=-=

[...Damn it, I was talking nicely, and I got a mouthful of dog food QAQ unsuspecting]

[Silently imitated the cuteness of Master Ghost, damn it! ]

[Baby is not happy!The baby has a little mood!Listen to the male god singing! ]

[right!God, do you still remember when was the last time you sang!It's 2013!It's 2014 now! ! !The requirements are not too high =-= As for the time for one song, you give it or not!Give!The giant ship loved by fans and male gods can sail for another 1 years!No!I still love you QAQ]

[Mister abused me thousands of times, I still treat him like first love QAQ]

[My husband abused me thousands of times, but I still treat him like first love QAQ+2014]

Looking at all kinds of tricks in the comment area for comfort, feeling that the bad taste has been satisfied, Carlos said generously, let's go to the popular channel!

After logging in to his YY account, Carlos opened the gurgling sound from the favorite channel. As soon as he entered the main frequency interface, he was shocked by the disparity in the number of people. The total number of channels is 17, and there are two channels in the building The number of people is the same as usual, with 7 popular and 3 for Gufeng, but it is a bit ugly in the southern country, with more than 9 popular and only a pitiful 4000 for Gufeng.

Rubbing his chin, Carlos recalled the last report, and only briefly mentioned a few sentences. The sudden retreat of Biancheng and Chunqiu greatly hurt Chan Chan's vitality. He didn't have any idea of ​​the extent of the injury. But now seeing the number of people in this channel, I finally have an intuitive understanding.

Although Carlos became a popular resident after the second turn, and brought a group of hang-up parties to the popular station, the Gufeng Channel in the South China relies on the efforts of various singers to maintain it, with a daily fixed number of about 5 people.

From the time he first joined Chantingyin to now, he had never met Gufeng's popularity below [-] after laying the red line.

After taking a sip of the jujube honey provided by King Gu to moisten his throat, Carlos thought about it for a while, and decided to fulfill his words on the scarf first, and decisively cut into the Southland popular channel.

There are not many wheat sequences. After Carlos climbs up, except for a subtitle baby, there are only Lolock of the first wheat and Qin Yiming of the second wheat.

He casually greeted the fans on the public screen, having not touched YY for several months, Carlos checked the interface carefully, the functions had not changed, there were still only a few people in the VIP seats, before he got older The call was issued, and several kings with the prefixes of gentlemen and ladies have consciously appeared in sports cars.

As Gu Sen, who also disappeared from Two-dimensional for several months, his name has long since disappeared from the contribution list. Carlos silently looked at the values ​​on the weekly list. It seems that the singers donated a lot this week. High.

Thinking of this, Carlos did a particularly inhumane thing.

[public screen]

[Pfft——as soon as Shen Hao makes a move, he will know if there is one!Within a short time of the chorus, Mr. KO'd the entire contribution list!Successfully climbed to the top! PS, by the way, why didn't Master Ghost come? ]

Southland-Pop Singer-Lolock: Hey!A gift from a male god, it makes me sing!

Nanguo-Pop Singer-Yiming: =-= Don't make excuses for being out of tune!Master! !Put this pile of presents and let me come!There are 50 seconds to me!

[=-=There is such a brazen person! ]

[My heart hurts, Ermai, you are no longer the Yimingming I knew! QAQ]

Southland-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month:=-=The king went to cook for me.Meme lover, don't worry, I will feed you later.

[Pfft—molesting Yimingming while Ghost Master is away, sir, where's your integrity? ]

[Feed or something!He fell down with blood on his face!Teachers and apprentices are absolutely cults!Ask Ghost Master about the shadow area in his heart at this moment! ]

Southland-Pop Singer-Yi Ming: QAQ, I'm still a child, please let me go!

[To be reasonable, according to Ghost Master's attributes of sullenness and jealousy, maybe he is cooking while logging in to YY with his mobile phone, and then the speaker is =-=, and he has to find time to watch the public screen. ]

[Holding his nose and struggling to get up, sure enough, apart from Mr. Gui, no matter who he matches with, Mr. is a gong! ]

July Fourteenth:  …

[Fuck!haunted!Scared pee! ]

Southland-Pop Singer-Lorocco: It fell down with a snap, did Yiming pee out of fear?The promised princess hug!Thank you God for the gift!At the same time, welcome to Ghost Lord! !Sprinkle flowers!

"You're the one who's scared to pee, and your whole family is scared to pee. Since Shigong is here, let's sing "Favorite"!"

After the accompaniment sounded, Xinrenjun's low tone sounded with the beat. Originally, his strength was extraordinary. After Carlos' training, Xinrenjun's ability to interpret songs has improved. The original song is a lyrical rock song with melodic The whole is mostly quiet and tactful, which makes several emotional explosive points in the song more prominent.

The transition from heavy bass to clear treble is easy, and the emotional tension is also natural. Generally speaking, if the two met at the beginning, if the newcomer's singing skills were at the beginning of level 9, he has at least reached Dzogchen now, a distance of 10 The level cap is just so close.

Although the purpose of guiding the newcomer was not pure at the beginning, Carlos was still willing to praise his efforts.Gifts can’t stop at all, which also drives the local tyrants who are hiding on the public screen. In a short time, the home page of the contribution weekly list is completely replaced. Among them, Carlos’ vest is firmly on the top with hundreds of times more points than No.2. occupy the first place.

After both songs were sung, and there were even more than ten seconds of free time left, the rookie babbled a few words on the microphone, and after reaping a lot of spoils, he quickly rolled into the public screen.

The long-awaited Carlos finally took the position of Yimai.

The green light in front of the vest has just turned on, and the long-lost low-pitched laughter is powerful enough to tease the public screen.The local tyrants who were summoned appeared one after another, and with only a few seconds of laughter, the front page of the contribution list, except for Carlos's vest, was painted down by the rushing gentlemen and ladies.

Of course, among them, Gu Sen who suddenly appeared is the most imposing!

"Although, as long as it is the steak fried by the king, no matter what, I like to eat it, but if I can choose, I still want to eat it without the burnt smell."

The words with their own laughter detonated the public screen again.

[public screen]

[In the next life, I will never be a dog again!So cruel! ]

[So pampering tone QAQ]

July [-]: No problem, I took my headphones and went downstairs.

[Good wit!Press the phone in one hand and hold the spatula in the other?This is love!Moved to cry! ]

[——Outrageous!Before they got married, they were just abused by their husband. After they got married, the couple directly abused the dog together! ]

[Confessions from a single dog: As Mr.'s lady dog, living is already a luxury! ]

[Upstairs +1, it is not easy for me to survive under the attack of the couple!The dog food piled up in the forum can be eaten in the next life TAT]

If you have nothing to do to abuse a dog, you will feel refreshed!

Smiling and accepting the entertainment provided by the public screen, Carlos said maliciously.

"Do you want to change the prefix of 'gentlemen and ladies' to 'dog is strong'? I feel so sorry for you, so, the first song, after expressing my love to my king, I decided to abuse you again, between fans and male gods, They should hurt each other. Let's go!"

As soon as the popular pop music of the 90s came out, Carlos immediately followed up with the enchanting melody, which was deliberately lowered to make a lingering dull tone, as if every sound was charged with static electricity, which made people feel paralyzed from the ear to the end. whole body.

"I think we must have been lovers in the previous life, otherwise I wouldn't love you so deeply. If the fate of my life can only leave a kiss, I want to book a million next lives with you. Oh ~ MUA, MUA, MUA... only allowed You are alone, your eyes are like a flash of lightning across my heart. Oh ~ MUA, MUA, MUA... I pray that all the dreams in this life will pass through you and come true overnight..."

[public screen]

[Help—unprepared, being pierced into the heart by a lecherous Trojan horse!This ending sound is too wavy!What a foul!All the blood spurted out! ]

[I’m already a salted fish, I’m choking on dog food QAQ]

[I'm already a useless dog QAQ]

[Ah ah ah ah ah!Good waves, good waves, good waves! ! !So showy, so showy, so showy!It's going to heaven! ! ! ]

[Damn it, once Gong Yin starts to flirt, it's just a blast! ]

[I can't hold it anymore!ghost!sorry!I can't help but remember how many!The phantom limb is hardened! ]

[To be reasonable, as an English bum, actually, I would prefer that my husband's daily confession playlists are all in English, at least I can't understand the lyrics QAQ, Chinese songs and so on, it's too cruel, is there any!I can't laugh anymore! ]

[The whole body numbly caresses the upstairs dog's head.You underestimate Mr.'s title of "Mobile Aphrodisiac", he just has the ability to sing all upright songs with full of lust, and what's more, regardless of language! QAQ]

[Why not marry me! ! ! !I can't listen to the lyrics anymore, my brain is completely occupied by various MUAs!The fantasy male god is kissing me! ! ! ! ]

Nanguo-Pop Singer-Yiming: ...so you are such a master...

[Automatically fills in the brain with the expression of eating a whale 233333! ! ! ]

[High energy warning!Nanny group ready!The Trojan horse is coming! ]

[Fellow!Prepare to cross the catastrophe! ! ! ! ! ]

[MUA~MUA~MUA~]

[MUA~MUA~MUA~]

Finally, Carlos finally sang the whole song. Even if he ended with an angry "King~MUA~", it still couldn't arouse any reaction from the public screen, because several consecutive fancy three Even the Trojan horse had successfully made Gongping's blood flow into rivers, and all of them died.

[public screen]

[Meditating back to the blood, weak face, in fact, it is not easy for ghost master.Mr. Two-dimensional is also such a wave, I can't even imagine three-dimensional =-=]

[Too much sex is also a sad thing.sweet torture =-=]

[When I accepted my husband’s attack, every time I think of the stalk of eight pack and six pack abs, I can enjoy it for a long time =-=, grit my teeth and feed our husband, it’s really touching, Ghost, you have worked hard! ]

[233333 gritted his teeth, what the hell!Feed what the hell!Upstairs quickly use the decontamination powder! PS, Ghost, you have worked hard! ]

Southland-Pop Singer-Yi Ming: Master, you have worked hard!

Southland-Pop Singer-Lorocco: Lord Ghost, you have worked hard!

Southern Kingdom-Full Frequency Singer-First day of the first lunar month: Your Majesty, you have worked hard! PS, if you can’t bear it, it would be great if I feed you =-=

July [-]: The ride is also excellent.

[Pfft—Master Ghost!What about your integrity! ]

[Laughing so hard that my abs are popping out! ]

Not only the public screen, but even Carlos on the mic laughed out loud. After getting married, his man's personality changed gradually, and it seemed that he could see the figure of the "bear kid" who once dominated the entire community.

Occasionally acting coquettishly, occasionally showing joy, and occasionally being mean-spirited, he wants to see more and more Gu Sen of all kinds.It was Gu Sanshao who caused the big change in personality when he was young, but now he wants to be another opportunity for Gu Sen to change his life.

"It's been a long time since I saw you. The public screen is still as dirty as ever. As Chan Chan's most honest male singer, I decided to save your dirty little hearts."

Ignoring the list of [The most dirty is you] [Dirty Demon King] [Curling Sao Gong] on the public screen, Carlos turned on the accompaniment on his own. , the subtitles lie directly on the corpse and start dancing.

"Wheormisraging, Andthunderrolls, Deliverus from theo, Saveoursouls, AThiarrocaira, AChriostdeantrocaira, AThiarrocaira, AChriostdeantrocaira..."

[public screen]

[The painting style changes!Serious sir, even I, a fan, are afraid! ]

[Cover your face and kneel to Emperor Jingfen!The last song was still showing off, and the next one can be sung in a serious manner, and the time before and after is only a sentence! ]

[Tired heart, knees are useless in front of my male god.I decided to popularize this song, "heartland" by CelticThunder. CelticThunder is Celtian's younger brother. Their music style is based on traditional Irish music, incorporating modern music rhythm and electronic accompaniment. Anyway, I think it's quite unique. Listening. ]

[Honey juice playlist, hahaha!Subtitle baby, don't be cowardly!Roll the lyrics!Don't you know the name? ]

Song title: heartland: QAQ, for a while, Baidu couldn't come up with the lyrics...

Just when Carlos was singing songs with all his heart, Gu Sen was humming a tune with his earphones and frying his own steak, and the public screen spared no effort to tease the subtitle baby, a private chat flew to Carlos' vest...