The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Black Light Bar is a high-end and secluded bar hidden in downtown Tokyo. It does not solicit customers, distribute leaflets, or advertise. Even the decoration outside the store is ridiculously simple. Along the street is a whole three-story building Concrete walls, no windows, no decoration.

There is only a monotonous wooden door in the lower left corner, a European-style gardening lamp, and a small wooden sign with the word "black lamp" hanging on it as the facade.

As the wooden door opened with a "squeak", the scene inside the bar was light yellow, and the comfortable blues were flowing quietly.Various tables and chairs in log color and green potted plants are scattered but beautifully placed.

The storefront on the first floor is only about a hundred square meters, all decorated in European style. The most eye-catching thing is the long wine cabinet of 3 x 7 meters at the end of the space. Linlin's variety of hundreds of bottles of wine is amazing.

Inside a domineering and luxurious wooden mixing table, stood a bartender with his head lowered and focused on wiping a goblet.

It’s just after 9 o’clock, and the colorful nightlife is about to be staged. However, it’s different from the colorful K-room dance halls nearby. The Black Light Bar is still as usual, with an open floor and more than a dozen small round wine tables. , only seven or eight lonely customers.

Four or five plates of exquisite appetizers, one or two bottles of wine with strange letters printed on them, a maximum of three people at a table, at least one person, just talking and laughing softly, miraculously hidden in the melodious chamber music.

This kind of coercion created by the elites can easily scare away passers-by who come in because of curiosity, and those who can successfully transform from passers-by to customers are often predestined people who match the temperament here. What they are looking for It is a pure land in the busy city.

The meeting between Top Jun and Carlos is at this bar, and the youngest's sweet contacts are always surprising.

"Wow! Brother! The person sitting at the bar is definitely a big beauty! Several people are secretly looking at her!"

As soon as he separated from his manager, the youngest member of Big Bang and Dian Dianjun pushed the door open and entered the bar, thinking about the limited edition Violent Bear, Dian Dian Jun nodded absently, and then kept trying to rush to the second floor.

Pulling the person back, Maknae quickly leaned his head over and said in a low voice.

"Brother! Yukata beauty! Are you not interested?"

"I want Violent Bear."

There is no objection to this four-dimensional elder brother, so Maknae grabs Top-Jun's arm and pulls him to the bar, not forgetting to say.

"I'm not an acquaintance, hee hee will not be able to go up to the second floor, let's wait for him in the lobby! Come, come! Sit here, facing the gate!"

Pushing the reluctant Top-end gentleman on the high chair that was two seats away from the beauty, the maknae showed a handsome smile, and forcibly took a seat calmly.

So the seats in front of the bar are currently like this: empty, top man, maknae, empty, beauty, empty.

After getting closer and getting familiar with how to pick up girls, the maknae made a few moves to order with the bartender at the bar, showing off his style and secretly checking the beauty in the bathrobe beside him.

After all, there are too many beautiful women in this world.

And just one look is enough to make him sink, and the astonishment is like a bursting water splash in the eyes of the maknae.

The smooth, wavy blonde hair is casually scattered on the back, and a few naughty strands of hair brushed over the exposed white earbones, and fell on the loose neckline of the bathrobe. Neck, the darkness naturally formed between the bathrobe and the body ignites more desire for exploration.

There is no place to hide the hair, the rosy face, the full and smooth forehead, the fine eyebrows that are so perfect that the curvature is perfect, the corners of the eyes outlined by the eyeliner are extremely romantic, the nose bridge of Westerners is straight, especially The lips that are so pink and tender as if they are waiting to be kissed at any moment, fully interpret the delicate and sexy lip biting makeup.

Lazy, glamorous, and seductive, several complex temperaments are mixed together, giving this western beauty dressed in a Japanese style the ability to overbearingly plunder other people's attention.

As a member of the entertainment circle, the youngest has seen countless artificial and non-artificial beauties, but it was the first time that she was so shockingly beautiful!

He subconsciously sniffed, and the faint fragrance of the beauty floated, his heart seemed to be swept by a feather, and he was a little ready to move.

Concentrating his eyes, when the dishes ordered were brought to the table, the maknae pulled his elder brother and started talking about some irrelevant topics. Through the observation of the conversation in just a few minutes, he found that the beauty in yukata was in the same mood as They are all in good condition. Usually, the better the beauty's condition, the higher the success rate of striking up a conversation.

At present, it is not known whether the beauty is waiting for someone or is coming with a friend, but for several minutes, the other party did not check the phone, and did not obviously look back at the door or the corridor leading to the bathroom. The maknae deduced that the chances of the beauty being single were very high big.

And a beautiful woman comes to the bar by herself in the middle of the night, what she wants is self-evident.

Having already prepared the belly draft in his heart, the maknae turned around while the bartender was serving the beauty, and met the eyes of the beauty for the first time, the maknae nodded naturally, as a greeting, and then After quietly waiting for the bartender to finish, he proposed that he needed two cocktails.

He secretly figured that the beauty didn't seem to hate him, so he was secretly happy in his heart, and chatted with the other party without a word, still with an upright expression and a natural expression.

Top Jun, who has been sitting next to the two of them, looks silently at a man and a woman who were strangers 3 minutes ago, and now there is a man and a woman talking and laughing. The three-dimensional world is too complicated, so he should go back four times.

"This season is the best time to see cherry blossoms..."

Biting the grilled squid, Mr. Dian Dian listened to his youngest recite all the lines of the travel show he watched at noon.

"Hey, I'm not here to travel, we're a Korean group, we're here in Japan for promotion..."

The routine is very deep, from the impression of Japan to the recommendation of scenic spots, and then pretending to be interested in asking people whether they are settled in Japan or visiting by chance, and finally point out that they are an artist in the courtesy.

For ordinary girls, idol stars always have an inexplicable attraction to them.Just when Mr. Top thought that this evening was about to turn into his solo activity, the conversation between the couple took another turn.

"I know, you are very famous in Japan, are you the top guy? I heard that he is the most handsome in the team."

"puff--"

Mr. Top, who has always been in the background and has never been surpassed, laughed silently, because the beauty didn't see his whole picture through a maknae.

The man who was questioned had a bitter panda face, not knowing whether he should be happy for the beauty's praise, or complain.

Just when he stood up in embarrassment, intending to introduce the real "most handsome top man in the team" to the beauty, the scene in front of him was comparable to 10 grass mud horses running over his little heart, leaving behind The potholes.

When he stood up and opened the high chair, and pushed out the blocked top gentleman, the beauty also stood up at the same time. The standard equipment of the bathrobe is clogs, and a pair of normal clogs has a low heel of 3 cm, a middle and high heel of 5 cm, and a super high heel of 10 cm. High heel [-]CM.

So happy to hear.Mr. Top, who was still sitting, saw the two people standing up at the same time, and once again contributed a hearty smile.

When the blonde beauty stood up, she was a full head taller than the youngest who was less than 180!

【Baby is suffering! 】

【To die!How did you stand up! 】

[Westerners are so cruel!What do you eat to grow so tall! 】

[I feel so oppressed, I am tired, I don't want to talk! 】

Just as the maknae was bewildered, the beauty suddenly made a movement that made the top man stand up abruptly.The beauty hugged her youngest directly. At this time, the two realized that besides her height, this beautiful woman was also more domineering than ordinary women. With just such a hug, the youngest immediately fell in love with her!

Although he has a four-dimensional personality and is often too cute to be ridiculous, but as the big brother in the team, Dian Dian Jun should be more vigilant. Is this another game against them, a beautiful woman who throws herself into his arms, The reporter hiding in the store, the news paper see you tomorrow, the scandal spreading back to Korea, etc.

It seems that he has thought about a lot, but in reality it only takes a second. The top-ranking gentleman, who is definitely not low in mobility, has a serious face and quickly approaches the two of them. Just when he is about to tear the beauty away, someone is faster than him step.

I saw a familiar man walking out of the corridor with a fierce look, one hand clasped the waist of the beautiful woman, took her into his arms, and grabbed the maknae's arm with the other hand, tearing the man off the beautiful woman and pushing him towards him go.

When he directly touched the man's hand strength, the maknae only felt a pain in his arm, and was directly pulled away from the fragrant and hard beauty's chest, and then fell down, and successfully crashed into the arms of Mr. Top.

"Westerners actually have flat chests?"

An untimely complaint made the faces of the two men present turn black, but the person who was complained had a playful expression.

"Sen?"

Frowning, Jun Dian finally recognized the flower protector who appeared suddenly. Such a cross-eyed scarred face full of four-dimensional cute spots is quite recognizable. The most important thing is the first time we meet, the identity of the man He was extremely impressed—her husband who really loves male fans.

On the other hand, the maknae, who was awakened by the keywords, stared wide-eyed, and raised a trembling finger to point at the flat-chested blonde beauty in a yukata who was a head taller than him.

"whee?"

Leaning all his weight on the Vinegar King who appeared last, Carlos, who was still wearing Denisa COS makeup with a big sword on his face, coquettishly brushed his long wavy hair, and the beautiful blond hair flicked out in mid-air Gold shimmering, looks full of charm.

Carlos, who was fully devoted to role-playing, cast a wink at the two friends opposite him very charmingly.

He held down his little heart that had been beating for a second, and wanted to cry but had no tears.

[Even though he knew the other party was a man, he was shamefully moved!Has he been bent! 】

[What kind of appearance is this woman's outfit that doesn't feel out of place at all! 】

[City will play! 】

[I really want Captain Quan to take a look at this natural pseudo-mother! 】

After 15 minutes, the four people who successfully met were led by the owner of the Black Lantern Bar, a friend of the young lady, and officially landed in the private box on the second floor.Embracing the long-awaited limited edition Violent Bear and the snacks that his friends specially searched for, Mr. Dian Dian has been deeply trapped in his own world and cannot get out.

So in the private room, there was only the maknae who was molested by Carlos, the female costume, and Gu Dawang, who was always exuding jealousy and wrapped his hands around his daughter-in-law to prevent her from changing from verbal molestation to behavioral molestation.

"The makeup isn't too exaggerated, why didn't you recognize me?"

Faced with Carlos' accusatory expression of "You don't love me anymore! You don't even recognize me!", Maknae just rolled his eyes.

"Normal people can't recognize you, okay! By the way, why did you come out dressed like this?"

The maknae took a look at the couple who were sticking together. Could it be that one of them cross-dressed for the sake of going out on a date?But according to his understanding of his friends, the guy who has always been unscrupulous and self-respecting should not care about other people's eyes, right?

Zhen covered his mouth and smiled coquettishly, Carlos took out a colorful card from the pocket of Gu Sen, who was stiff and obviously beaten by Lei Shuang, a shining big sword character card.

"When we were visiting Akihabara, we tried cosplay by the way. I'm in the role of cosplay, doesn't it look like?"

After receiving the card, the maknae carefully compared Carlos' face with the character on the card for a few seconds.Finally, he patted his thigh artificially.

"It's really like it! It's just that I have no breasts! Cough, cough, I like beautiful women, Sen, don't look at me like that, besides, I'm standing with Xixi, I'm sure I'll just accept it!"

Really self-aware. BY couple

Since we had to catch up on the announcement tomorrow morning, after the gifts had been delivered, the four of them gathered for more than two hours, chatted about the recent situation of the absent members, and the couple's honeymoon itinerary, and then everyone went back to their respective hotels.

And as the night approached, the social networks of Japan and South Korea suddenly became hot.It all started with a tweet from the same person without any captions.

Maknae: [Group photo with forehead on forehead.jpg]

【Comment】

[Fuck!Public relationship? ? ? ? ?Who is this big blonde beauty! ! ! !Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! ! ! ]

[Heart hurts!This face value is too high, I can't hate QAQ at all, I can only wish happiness! ]

[Let go of that blond beauty!let me! ]

[——I don’t know why, when I saw these two people, the first thing I wanted to lick was the beauty?The problem is, I'm a woman!I am a true fan of pandas!This unscientific! ]

[Good sister!So domineering!In terms of aura, the panda lost! ]

[This kind of eye-burning beauty, if you are an insider, you will definitely not be unknown, and you have no impression at all. Have you come out to claim it from the European and American circles?Seeking the information of the blonde beauty! ]

[I don't know it at all! ]

A twitter triggered a large-scale online activity in Japan and South Korea looking for a "Maknae girlfriend". The other three members of the team who were still stationed in South Korea were instantly overwhelmed by a large wave of fans asking for confirmation, and there was a lot of ghosts and wolves on Twitter.

Just when Captain Quan was about to fly a phone call to Japan to find out the deadly youngster and criticize him, the eldest brother in the team, Top Jun, followed suit and sent a tweet.

Top gentleman: [Full body photo.jpg] This is the truth. @童内@Mr.Cccccc

Mr. Cccccc: [group photo of four people.jpg] Who is the most beautiful person.

【Comment】

[What's going on with this little daisy...]

[Pfft—this height difference!Fortunately, Captain Quan is not in the group photo! ]

[Fuck!upstairs!You made us cry, Quan Mengmeng! ]

[In this full-body double photo, the grief and indignation inside the maknae jumped out... My heart ached for Mr. Panda for 3 seconds, and then I laughed for [-] minutes!A head shorter than the beauty! ! ! !Hahahahaha! ! ! ]

[No wonder it looks familiar, isn't this Goddess Di of the Great Sword? ]

[By the way, how many people still remember that tonight Mr. Top had a face-to-face meeting with a hee hee local tyrant?Could it be...]

[It can be seen from the group photo that apart from the clogs, this beauty also has 180. Although the yukata blocks the curve of the body, it is not difficult to see that she is not a woman.Really know how to play, as a secondary otaku, I can be sure that this is a Crossplayer, that is, a cross-dressing COS.It's Denisa from the big sword! ]

Mr.Cccccc: Upstairs are all right =-=

[Forcibly take a photo with the male god hee hee!So, the blond beauty is the male god, and the one with the chrysanthemum face is the male god's husband?It feels so tall and domineering! ]

[You are the most beautiful!You are the most beautiful!You are the most beautiful! ]

[Cover your face, it really is the kingly way to be gay. Needless to say, the men's version of Hee Hee, who exists every second of the day, and the women's version of Hee Hee, will not give girls a way out at all!It’s so beautiful that I’m about to embark on the road of lilies QAQ, my heart aches for myself! ]

[That's right, I don't have the confidence to stand beside the Hee Hee male god TAT at all. ]

[Too bad, I'm going to join a cult!Jun Dian and Goddess Hee Hee are a good match! ]

Sure enough, it was a cult. After having an online translation, Gu Sen's face immediately turned black when he saw the signs of a cult.He silently took Carlos' cell phone, and posted a photo of the clasped hands on Twitter.

Mr. Cccccc: [Photo] Fighting cults is everyone's responsibility.