The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

Due to limited time, the couple gave up exploring the Tokyo copy by themselves. After all, they are not familiar with the map. Looking at tourist brochures or self-guided tour routes on the Internet, they can't find the information on the shops they want to raid at all, and there are many authentic ones. Food and hidden shops can only be found with the guidance of locals.

Whether it is Carlos or Gu Sen, the Japanese skills only stop at the most daily greetings, so they are fluent in Chinese and Japanese, familiar with Japanese culture, and most importantly, familiar with Akihabara, and have in-depth research on the secondary culture The accompanying interpreter played a vital role in this honeymoon trip.

Before coming to Japan, Carlos had already made an appointment for a Japanese student who met the couple's expectations, a female gender.

At 9:[-] in the morning, the lobby of XX Hotel in Tokyo, Japan.

The international students who arrived half an hour earlier were sitting quietly in the rest area in the corner of the lobby, fiddling with their mobile phones while paying attention to the movement in the elevator.

Black shiny boots with lace-ups, pure black cotton trousers folded into cropped trousers, a white loose round-neck bottoming shirt, and a black and white small checkered long-sleeved jacket on the outside, plus three-dimensional and neutral facial features , with flamboyant short light yellow hair, the whole person looks handsome and unruly, attracting a lot of attention.

It's a pity that people who have become accustomed to it are still playing with their phones calmly.

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Wolf in the Dirt: Dongzi QAQ, I heard that you have received a big deal!

Dongzi: - Well, compatriots from China.

Wolf in the Dirt: It’s so good, I have been eating dirt for two months in order to buy tickets for the Big Bang concert!It seems that I still need to do a few more makeup sessions QAQ

Martian One: Compatriots, are you going to buy a rice cooker again?

Dongzi: Probably not, because the original recruitment requirement was a second-time fan, familiar with various hand-made shops in Akihabara.

Mars One: Pfft—the winter vacation has passed, and the summer vacation has not yet arrived. What age group is this otaku?By the way, I happen to have a limited-time list for April, and I will send it to you later, so please greet the boss to earn tips!

Dongzi: OK, I invite you to have barbecue after receiving your salary.

Eating wolves in the soil: local tyrants!Ask for support!

What else did the little friend say later, the international student known as Dongzi has no time to pay attention, because her mobile phone rang, and the call marked with the word "Boss" made her immediately enter the working state.

After a simple call, the international students picked up their mobile phones and bags and moved to the latest meeting place.

"I'm really curious what the boss will look like with such a voice..."

Happy to hear and see, Dongzi, an international student, and his husband and wife got a 10-minute stupefied BUFF when they met for the first time.

[Fuck!This appearance is too foul!Sorry, two-dimensional male gods!I'm going to climb the wall QAQ]

[Sure enough, ten handsome guys and nine GAY, the legal couple honeymoon trip that just got the certificate or something, it's almost crying and single]

[Speaking of which, what is going on with the CP of Liudao Mukuro and XANXUS! 】

Although he received a big shock, as a post-90s generation and deeply influenced by Two-dimensional, Dongzi quickly accepted the setting that the two bosses are husband and wife, and the sister paper with rotten attributes was very active in it. got work.

Already familiar with the translation work of tour guides, coupled with his bold and enthusiastic personality, Dongzi soon became friends with Carlos. With the blessing of the latter's charm and appearance, the two quickly became good friends under the witness of the system relation.

What's even more rare is that Dongzi didn't ignore Gu Dawang who was on the side all the time. In the process of introducing Japanese customs and various otaku cultures in Akihabara, he still gave Gu Sen a very familiar way regardless of someone's naturally fierce facial paralysis. We recommend various interesting shops.

I equated Father X with the big boss in my mind, as long as I tried my best to suppress the urge to jump up and kneel and lick, there was no pressure to communicate at all!

Since it is not the peak tourist season, there are no large-scale events in the near future. In addition, it is in the morning, and most of the shops in Akihabara have just opened, and there are not many pedestrians on the street.

The evil half-breed handsome man, the cold and domineering scar-faced cool guy, the handsome and flamboyant androgynous beauty, the three of them walked on the two-dimensional holy land full of animation atmosphere, forming a unique scenery.

Under the leadership of Dongzi, the couple first came to a nearby complex building.

"The gachapon hall here is known as the store with the most gashapon machines in Japan."

"There are quite a few."

Blinking his eyes, Carlos dragged Gu Sen into the legendary gastronomy sanctuary. Except for an aisle where two people could pass side by side, there were four rows of gastronomy machines on the entire wall from the floor to the ceiling. It was really shocking!It's like walking into the maze of gashapon machines!

"There are more than 400 gashapon machines, and more than 50 new products are put on the shelves every month. You can find all kinds of peripherals such as Pokemon, Gundam, Evangelion, and Anpanman. If you have a good character, you can also get rare items. Collections and gifts are great. Oh, and there are gashapon rolls here and free coupons for the maid coffee on the top floor when you spend a certain amount in the surrounding stores on the second floor.”

While introducing the couple, Dongzi greeted the clerk skillfully. It seems that he often visits the shop frequently.

"Little boss, do you have a fan you like?"

Carlos didn't have much pursuit of anime, so Carlos shook his head honestly.

"But my friend asked me to help him bring the surroundings of Gundam."

Thinking of the list of Jacob and the Middle Easterners, Carlos was also a little ashamed. Machinery is indeed the boy's favorite.

"Gundam, the opposite wall is full of them, but rare mechas are hard to draw."

Leaving Dongzi with a meaningful smile, Carlos picked up a bag of coins that had been exchanged, came to the first gashapon machine, turned his head and looked at Gu Sen who had been following him all the time, a handsome Under the illumination of the indoor lights, the face seems to have a holy light.

"Won't you give me a luckykiss?"

After brazenly asking Gu Sen for a meme, Carlos rolled up his sleeves and started his first twist of the day...

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Half an hour later, the three went up to the second floor with a full load.

"In the next six months, I don't dare to bring people here anymore. I always feel that the store manager looks at me with murderous eyes. Boss, you are too hung up, which one is hard to come by!"

Holding the collection of gashapons that Carlos twisted out for her at a cost, Dongzi was so excited that he couldn't stop, and he walked like a float.

Carlos, who had verified the title of "Lady Luck's Bastard" in Las Vegas, smiled and said nothing.

The popular animation peripherals on the second floor are not very attractive to the couple. Carlos took out his mobile phone and forwarded a list of his friends to Dongzi. The two of them just need to carry the basket and follow each other. Turn around the product display rack twice, and then go to the counter to check out.

"Well, there are some rare ones left, and they can be found in other figure stores, but you must be mentally prepared, because the Japanese like to pre-order, and some very popular figures are basically sold out. many."

"It's okay, buy as much as you have."

Nodding his head, Dongzi handed the rest of the recovered money, hospitality coupons, and point cards to Carlos.

The three of them swept through the doll city on the fourth floor again, and finally took a lot of free coupons to the maid cafe on the top floor for a rest.

There are not many customers in the cafe today, but the store manager still found that the maids are all as if they have been injected with chicken blood, their ponytails are flying up, their smiles are so bright that they blind people's eyes, and they seem to bring cherry blossoms when they walk around. Anime background.

Following the various pink lines of sight, after seeing the eye-catching table in the hall, the store manager also realized it.

Youth is so good.

The maids who kept sending eyeballs didn't know that the handsome man they were following was complaining about them.

"This maid is very different from what I imagined."

Although Carlos didn't say it clearly, Dongzi got the meaning of his words very smoothly. He has received several otaku groups, and almost every time he comes to this holy place that otaku have longed for, he will hear the same complaint, so she Without even thinking about it, I just picked it up.

"Everyone who looks good has gone to make an idol debut, and, little boss, if you want to see your face, it's enough to get up every day and look in the mirror."

"Pfft—you are telling the truth, I love to hear it."

Dongzi accepted Carlos' thumbs up with a smile, then took out his mobile phone, opened the map interface and pushed it to the middle of the table.

"I have inquired with my friends. There are several gun shops on this street, and this one is the most complete. But if you want to buy a replica gun, you have to think clearly. You can't pass the security check when you return to China."

Taking a sip of his drink, Carlos blinked.

"It's okay, we will pick you up by special plane, and the security check will just go through a formality."

Silently holding down the little heart that was crying, Dongzi endured the inhumane show of affection for half an hour, and then decisively led him to the street where imitation guns were sold.

At this time, the number of pedestrians in Akihabara gradually increased, office workers carrying paper bags, student parties carrying school bags after school, and sightseeing groups led by small colored flags.

All the shops on both sides of the street are in normal operation, and the clerks around the anime are wearing specific COS costumes and standing at the door to attract customers. Every short distance, you can see girls in cute uniforms handing out leaflets to passers-by, coming and going There are also many popular anime COSERs among the crowd. They may gather in small groups to chat and communicate, or cooperate with curious tourists to pose for various POSS photos.

It seems that no matter how outlandish the outfit is, it makes sense here.

Walking on such a lively street made Carlos feel novel and pleasantly surprised. At this time, a thought suddenly flashed in his mind, but unfortunately it flew too fast. After they entered the gun shop, they still failed to catch it. A brilliant little tail.

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As a military enthusiast, the owner of the gun shop spoke fluent English and communicated with Gu Sen with no pressure at all. The two of them had a lot of conversations with numbers and various professional terms, which made Dongzi dizzy. Anyway, she didn't need her to translate anymore, so under Carlos' call, the two of them hid in the rest spot in the corner of the gun shop, chatting and waiting.

Relying on his irresistible charisma value and the lifetime reward of [keen observation], Carlos got a lot of information from Dongzi in less than 20 minutes of chatting.

For example, the other party is from the same hometown as me in my previous life, and is also from Cantonese; for example, I have longed for cosplay since junior high school, and after getting the support of my parents in high school, I was admitted to a Japanese university; for example, I am now a general of the university COS club, which is rare in the domestic COS circle. Fame and more.

Although the so-called fellow countryman meets fellow countryman, the tearful situation did not appear between the two of them, but obviously, both of them felt that the distance had been infinitely shortened, and the topics of conversation had also enriched.

"Is COS fun?"

It was the first time to get close to coser in both lives, and Carlos started the topic with great interest.

"Of course, being able to play the anime characters I love, being able to prepare costumes and props with my colleagues, and being loved by everyone in the end, I couldn't be more praised. It's a pity that I have a height problem, and most of the casts are male characters. I really want to try Cos soft cute loli."

The expression of regret did not stay for long. After the topic was opened, Dongzi enthusiastically gave Carlos Amway the fun of cosplaying. After talking eloquently for more than ten minutes, the topic changed.

"By the way, little boss, do you want to give it a try too? When we first met, I thought you were very similar to Liu Dao Mu, in terms of temperament, facial features, and changing clothes, I guess you don't even need to put on makeup! You don't need to cosplay once! Pity!"

As if to increase his persuasiveness, Dongzi opened the photo album of his mobile phone and showed Carlos both the Liudaokui COS photo and the original picture from the club.

Silently looking at the familiar anime characters, Carlos complained in his heart, it must be like, when he created the characters in the game, he used Liudaokuku as the prototype, and even downloaded the Pineapple Head MOD, but after getting married, he Instead, I changed to a medium-length one-sided curly hair, which looks a lot more mature and charming.

Thinking of this, the aura that had already disappeared suddenly reappeared.

COSPLAY!

So, after the satisfied King Gu finished placing his order and left the gun shop with the shopkeeper looking like a God of Wealth, he was directly dragged into a building beside him by two excited people.

"Aren't you going to buy handmade?"

Silently letting his daughter-in-law keep taking weird things from the display rack and gesticulating on him, Gu Sen said helplessly.

"I'll buy it tomorrow, there's still plenty of time. Putting this kind of colorful hair on the king's body is so inconsistent that I'm crying."

Taking the time to kiss his man, Carlos put back the hair accessories in his hand, frowning and said to Dongzi who was choosing clothes.

"I also think it's against harmony. Don't talk about the black shawl windbreaker that pretends to be fashionable, just talk about the hairstyle. Do you want the big boss to wear a head of fake fur?"

Holding his forehead with one hand, Dongzi glanced silently and didn't know anything, but still pampered Gu Sen with Carlos's paralyzed face. She didn't think such a serious man would be willing to accompany the little boss crazy, wearing a X father The COS pretends to be swaggering or something!

Originally, she saw that Carlos Yan had a good figure, and it was just a matter of cosplaying a little bit, but she didn't expect him to be more active than her.What the hell, jumping into the sea by yourself is not enough, you have to drag your own man into the water!

It's a pity that until all the procedures were finalized, Gu Sen still didn't do anything to stop him. This refreshed Dongzi's impression of Gu Sen, and silently put a label of "wife slave" on the big boss. She took the time to log in. On the chat software.

【alliance】

Dongzi: Little Wolf, will you take an urgent order tomorrow?

Eating wolves in the soil: If you have money, take it!What makeup?how many people!Where!

Dongzi: A 10 gentleman with 69+, and a passerby gentleman, who follow makeup all the way, and the price is free. ←The original words of the rich boss.No problem, gather at my house tomorrow morning, and I'll take you there.

Wolf in the Dirt: Make Friends!Come on time tomorrow. By the way, aren't you working as a part-time translator?

Dongzi: ——Well, the little boss wants to try cosplay. Don’t be nervous. It’s just ordinary makeup.

Eating wolves in the dirt: OK.

The problem of the makeup artist was easily solved. The three of them had dinner at an authentic Japanese restaurant. After the meal, Dongzi took out his portable tablet and recommended the couple's evening itinerary. Several famous hand-made shops, popular ones Around the animation, there are also hidden night market snacks and so on.

While listening to Dongzi's introduction, Carlos flipped through the various leaflets that were forced into the hands of the uniform girl.When he found a pink leaflet, he suddenly showed a very sloppy smile.At the same time, Jean, who had been secretly watching the handsome man at the next table, gasped a few times.

Having experienced the same scene several times a day, Dongzi has calmly raised his head to meet that eye-burning face.

"What's the matter, little boss?"

"Well, let's go here first tonight. We will continue to visit the night market tomorrow. We have other arrangements for tonight."

Smiling seductively, Carlos stuffed the pink leaflet that he had been writing in his hand under Gu Sen's puzzled eyes, and after looking at this sullen man with interest, he began to feel unnatural look away.

"Oh well."

Although curious, Dongzi didn't ask anything. After the three of them parted ways at the entrance of the meal, she walked towards the dormitory alone.

Back in the single dormitory, when she was sorting out today's spoils, she subconsciously picked out all the leaflets received by Akihabara.Among a large number of promotional coloring pages mainly in yellow, blue and green, a pink coloring page is extra eye-catching.

By accident, Dongzi clamped the list with his hands.

"Fuck!"

On the promotional leaflet with all kinds of love and large-scale comics, a line of words is very eye-catching: XX love hotel April lover theme week - the series of tram idiots is grandly launched!

"However, who will play the idiot?"