The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

No matter how fierce the battle at the Two-dimensional radio station is, the legendary "321, GO" is proceeding in an orderly manner as the day approaches, and the event channel is set on Carlos' private channel——[Happy Holidays] , the management of Xiaowo carefully decorated the list of sub-channels.

The warm-up host of the event was the Flower Demon, and the official host was Carlos’s cheap apprentice, the rookie gentleman. The day’s field controller included friendly troops from Chan Chan, as well as fan management from the small nest. A total of 20 guests attended, and Carlos was familiar with it. Lolock, Bingquan, Director, Lingfeng, Flying Man, etc., each with a 7-minute wheat sequence, a song, and simple chatting and blessings. After the 20 guests finished their work, the voice blessings from friends and fans in the circle will be played.

The last link is the legendary bridal chamber. Of course, this bridal chamber is just a simple question-and-answer session, which will be selected from the things fans most want to know collected from the official bib of this event.

After the bridal chamber is over, each finds his own mother.

The activity time is to warm up at 7:30 p.m. and start at 8:[-] p.m.

On the night of December 3st.

[Happy Festival] The highest number of channel users has been refreshed, reaching a terrifying 60+. After the 20 familiar singers and guests finished singing one by one, the newcomer Jun, who is the host, was chatting with the public screen, complaining about the low efficiency of the general planner of the event who was still picking out problems.

On the other side, Carlos, who is hanging on the first mic, is having a private chat with Gu Sen, who is on the second mic.

The first day of the first lunar month: Majesty, which day did you book the flight ticket?I will pick you up =-=

July [-]: No, often late.

The first day of the first lunar month: =-= I want to be the first acquaintance you see after you get off the plane.

July 27: Arrive at [-]:[-] pm New York time on the [-]th.

Seeing the news that came back almost in seconds, Carlos also smiled. It seems that this sullen personality will never be changed in his life.

July 29: Get the certificate on the [-]th, stop by to see your parents, and then return to China to worship ancestors during the Qingming Festival, and you will also go.

The first day of the first lunar month: =-= Oh, how are you going to introduce me to your grandpa?

July [-]: ↑My wife.

The first day of the first lunar month: poof——

July Fourteenth: —isn't it?

The first day of the first lunar month: yes yes yes!I am your wife~ Hello, my husband!

July [-]th: Be good, okay.

"Damn it, master, you are so profligate, is master an old man?"

The rookie's exclamation made Carlos turn his attention back to the YY channel, and following the guidance of the public screen, he finally saw something that made his cheap apprentice feel bad.

I saw that the first three names on Mai Xu were:

[Groom - First day of the first lunar month]

【↑My Wife】

【---chrysanthemum bed---】

Needless to say, the second must be his king.Sure enough, after the second time, Mensao became bright. As a comfortable cat, Carlos changed his name to the matching [↓My Husband] very cooperatively.

[public screen]

[On the verge of death face, hurry up!Physician!Give me dog food! ]

[After my husband got married, he didn’t even want his virginity. ]

[Upstairs is simply the high-level black of the ghost master!Married, what does chastity still mean!Laugh out loud! ]

[Am I the only one still paying attention to the bridal chamber?The corn soup is huge!Is your problem solved?Wait until my melons are wilted! ]

Corn Soup: OK!You can do a tacit understanding test first =-= Mr. Ghost, you will deduct 1 when you are ready!

[looking forward to! ]

After all parties are ready, the newcomer will ask the question, and then Gu Sen will privately type the answer to the corn soup. After the corn soup receives the reply, Carlos will directly speak his answer.There are a total of 20 questions to test the degree of mutual understanding and tacit understanding between the two.

It is said that when this link appeared, Gu Sen was the first to agree. This kind of confident show of affection is really exciting.I just don't know if such a confident Gu Sen will be false.

"OK, the first question, very honest, what is your favorite food, sir."

It is worthy of being a host, and the standard of articulation is clear.As soon as the rookie finished his sentence, Mimi Geng clicked OK on the public screen, which proved that Gu Sen had already given the answer, and the rest was Carlos.

"Master, what is your favorite food?"

"This is so easy, the public screen has already said it, it's steak, all kinds of steak, and more detailed, it should be the steak fried by the king."

The laughter full of happiness made Gong Bing stunned.

"Damn it, I won't be the host of the wedding song party anymore. It's just dog abuse. The ghost's answer is--I made steak! Pfft--you two are enough! The second question, corn soup, you are too bad Knowing how to choose a topic, this kind of common sense is known to any fan of gentlemen and ladies! Do you dare to come up with something crazy! What is your favorite color, sir?"

Sure enough, the newcomer’s words came out, and the public screen was completely blacked out. This kind of non-challenging question continued for 10 questions. The most common question on the public screen is: I took off my pants, so you just ask this?

"Hey, this question spans too much. I don't know if the couple will answer it."

"It's okay, you ask first, if it's too much, I just don't answer."

After a few seconds of silence, Mr. Xinren answered with some difficulty.

"...Master, I seem to understand why fans of gentlemen and ladies often can't control themselves and want to beat you up. Well, question No. 11 is, apart from [beep——], the most sensitive part of Mr. Where is the place! Everyone knows what [beep——] is.”

Ten seconds later, Carlos' microphone turned on.

"Our vinegar king said that it is enough for him to know, you don't need to know."

After several questions were skipped in a row, the public screen also had no objections.

[public screen]

[I finally know why the first 10 items are so pure, why did I forget the label of King of Vinegar on Gui Ye!I even passed the question of whether my husband likes to take a bath or take a shower, I am also drunk!Are you still afraid that fans will be masturbating while Mr. Brain is taking a bath, and the important parts will be covered by the white foam? ]

[… shot an arrow in the knee! ]

[It was discovered by you!It must be silenced! ]

[Fuck, no!The two upstairs are Chinese paper or sister paper! ]

July Fourteenth:—

[Cough, now that we've finished asking, let's move on to the next link!Make a bridal chamber!Make a bridal chamber! ]

In order to bring rhythm, the public screen is also very hard.Also being tossed enough by the couple, the newcomer also quickly brought up the topic, and went directly to the in-depth session.As we all know, although the husband looks very down-to-earth, he still covers up many materials for the third time.

And the matters between the husband and wife are rarely mentioned. If he is an attacker, he is a short-term spoiler who protects his family tightly and protects him from the outside world. interference!

So taking advantage of this opportunity, fans and gossip parties tried their best to throw all their curiosity on the event's official scarf and submit articles.

Happy to hear, the first question is very in-depth.

"May I ask you the scene where Mr. and Master Gui met for the first time, and your first impression of each other."

"My lord is typing, so let me briefly talk about the scene. The first time we met was on a deserted island. At that time, there was a little physical conflict between us because of a little misunderstanding. But it was quickly explained. As a lifesaver , In fact, when we first met, I already had a very good impression. My impression should be steady, reliable and sexy."

As if remembering what happened at that time, Carlos' tone was full of nostalgia.

"Let me see, Master Ghost's first impression of Master is that he is beautiful, funny and tough. Hahaha, what the hell is toughness! Pfft—is what Gongping said true? Master, are you really a boxing expert?"

In Unbelievable, Carlos gave a positive answer.

"Cough—then you or Shigong, which one is better?"

"Guess~"

This kind of black-bellied laughter, the newcomer dare not continue this topic.

"Okay, let's move on to the next question. As a winner in life, fans seem to be curious about what made you enter the palace of marriage so quickly."

Touching his chin, Carlos spoke suspiciously.

"Soon? I don't think so. If it wasn't for the first marriage proposal being rejected by the king, we would have argued two years ago."

[public screen]

[WTF!!!!!!!!! Two years ago! ! ! !gentlemen!You were only 18 two years ago! ]

[Fuck!Sir, didn't you say that you have only been dating for two years!What is this first marriage proposal! ]

[I beg the newcomer to interview Mr. Ghost!Facing the marriage proposal of the male god, what did he think at that time!Why would you refuse!I can't think of any reason to refuse at all!I'm going crazy! ! ! ! ! ]

Manlou-Ancient Singer-Flower Demon: Damn it!Let me know Mr. two years earlier, maybe there are even monkeys now!

[The stinky face upstairs!Your gender is wrong!wrong!Is the husband naturally liking the same sex?Or is it just because Master Ghost happens to be of the same sex that he likes him? ]

Seeing the words on the public screen, Carlos laughed lowly.However, this time, the public screen is no longer about "Don't Marry He Liao" but various "Seeking the Truth".

"It's a bit complicated to say, that is, I fell in love with the king at first sight, and then I fell in love with him secretly for several years. Finally, when I grew up, he was also single. I confessed my confession. Besides, 'love without marriage is a hooligan', so At the same time as confessing my love, I proposed. Besides, the king is my first love."

Smiling, he continued.

"As for why you refused, my lord, I also want to know what you thought at that time."

Fans on the public screen consciously stopped swiping the screen and quietly waited for Gu Sen's answer.Soon, a single message was posted on the public screen after the field controller cleared the screen.

July [-]: First, you were too young at the time; Second, I am not sure if I can take care of your future life.

"Then now, I will entrust you with my future life."

July Fourteen: Of course!

[Fuck, goosebumps are all over! ]

[A disagreement and dog abuse! ]

[This couple is really envious of QAQ, it's really great to be together! ]

[So after the marriage proposal failed, they directly became lovers? ]

"Well, because I'm not reconciled, I like him so much, so I said, if we date for two years first, even if he doesn't marry me in the future, I still want to fall in love with him. Fortunately, we are still married and become legal Husband and wife, in the future we can have children belonging to both of us, and we can be buried together after death."

[Damn it, there are really not many people who are moved to cry after being shown a face! ]

[I won't say it, I cried too!Mr. Gui Ye, you have to be good! ]

[Crying and roaring!Born with the same quilt!Die in the same coffin! ]

[Students with the same quilt!Die in the same coffin! ]

[Students with the same quilt!Die in the same coffin! +1]

[Students with the same quilt!Die in the same coffin! + ID card! ]

July [-]: Well, we live in the same quilt and die in the same coffin.

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When Carlos and his wife showed their love in Two-dimensional, a young couple on the other side was living a two-person world silently.

Just finished watching the newly released "Need for Speed", He Man hooked Chunqiu's arms, and said with his lips how wonderful the wonderful scene just now was.The man beside her pinched her nose lovingly and said with a smile.

"Hehe, just now that stinky bastard kept shouting 'Ah! The Pitman God is so handsome!' or something, if you have the ability to pick someone up."

"Hey, male gods are only suitable for viewing from a distance, so you can play profanely~"

She flattered her cheek against the man's arm, and rubbed the sparse hand hair with her smooth face.

"Are you happy today?"

The man patted He Man's head with his other hand.After seeing the person nodding vigorously and rubbing his palm with determination, his eyes warmed up.

"I'm sorry, I clearly agreed to go to Wuhan to see the cherry blossoms in the middle of the month, but it was delayed because of Acheng's affairs."

"It's okay, I'm used to your caring old mother's character. But, the border city really told the scarf, go to that kind of place to get drunk?"

Speaking of this worrisome younger brother, Chunqiu also had a look of helplessness. When he broke up in love, he just hid in his room and tossed himself, but this guy went directly to a dangerous place to get drunk. He repeated it again and again, and refused to correct it. To be honest, he was also a little tired.

Gently pulling He Man into his arms, Chunqiu grinned.Fortunately, he has come out, and now he lives a happy and happy life every day. For the future of himself and Zhuman, he always feels full of energy when working!

"Well, time will dilute everything, and he will give up sooner or later."

"Hopefully so."

As soon as the topic involved her own brother, He Man felt a little uncomfortable, but she had no chance to regret it. Looking at the man beside her, she clenched her fists and strengthened her faith again.

we will be happy.

Helping He Man in the co-pilot fasten his seat belt, Chunqiu straightened the rearview mirror, and then started the car.

"It's been a long walk, it's almost eight o'clock, are you hungry? Do you want to eat outside or should I go home and make it for you?"

"Hey, I like that we cook together."

Gently glanced at the speaker, Chunqiu looked disgusted.

"Unless you stand obediently and make a vase, don't even think about stepping into the kitchen."

"Ah—is there anyone who dislikes your girlfriend so much? It's rare that I'm willing to learn how to cook. It keeps hitting my enthusiasm!"

"No, the soup and porridge you learned from your brother can be eaten by others."

He Man glared at his boyfriend fiercely, and said angrily.

"Hmph, he keeps talking badly about you in front of me, but you still speak up for him, the heart of the Virgin is overflowing?"

The green light at the intersection was flashing, and Chunqiu naturally slowed down and stopped outside the zebra crossing.

"After all, you have a criminal record. It's understandable for your brother to object. Don't be angry with him. I will use actions to convince him to let us be together."

"Humph."

Ten minutes later, the two returned to Chunqiu's apartment. Because He Man liked the previous Valentine's Day decorations very much, they never took them down. When he thought of a big man living in such a small pink and romantic apartment, He Man couldn't bear it. Can't help laughing out loud.

Just when the two were making dinner and supper noisily, the cell phone that Chunqiu had left in the living room rang.With her hands still dry, He Man hurried to pick up the phone, glanced at the caller ID, and quickly took it into the kitchen.

"It's the phone number from Border Town!"

Still cutting onions underwater, Chunqiu wiped his eyes with his sleeve, and said without looking back.

"You pick it up and hold it up to my ear."

In response, He Man raised the connected phone to Chunqiu's bent ear.

The volume of the phone call was high, and the two were standing close to each other, so He Man naturally heard the other party's very rude and rough voice.

"Hey! Do you know the owner of this phone!"

The two blinked suspiciously at the same time, and Chunqiu quickly replied.

"I know, what happened to the owner?"

"Just get to know each other! Hurry up to the Jiangbian Park on XX Road! Your drunken friend threw up all over me! You don't have a dime on you. If you don't come here immediately and pay me money, I'll throw your friend into the Huangpu River!"

With a snap, the phone disconnected.

Damn, although I know that there is a high probability that the other party is an exaggerated threat, but listening to the voice, the other party is also drunk, I am really afraid that he will do something crazy!Immediately, Chunqiu washed his hands immediately, and He Man ran to the living room to pick up the other party's coat and handed it over.

"Mobile phone! Wallet! Car keys! Have you brought them all?"

Looking worriedly at the man sitting at the door changing shoes, He Man reminded.

"Bring them all! I don't know when I'll be back, don't wait for me, I haven't come back after 9 o'clock, let your dad pick you up, you know?"

"Understood, pay attention to safety!"

"Emergency telegram!" ×2

The unanimous words immediately relieved the tense atmosphere a little. After Chunqiu bent over and pecked He Man's lips, he opened the door and rushed towards the garage.

Worried about rising again, she turned on all the lights in the room, turned on the TV in the living room, it didn't matter what the TV was, as long as there was sound, and then she sat quietly on the sofa with her mobile phone.

Wait slowly.