The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

As promised, after the phased work was over, not only Gu Sen was on vacation, but even the two designers who had been held back by him before began to take a long vacation.The itinerary of the first day of the three people's vacation was the same, and they slept all night, but they were different from the boss who was happy and had loving and nutritious meals when they got up together. The two designers could only drag their tired bodies out to look for food.

While eating, they gritted their teeth and looked at the newspaper food photos posted by their little boss with scarves.

[It's so nice to have a lover with cooking MAX, why did I pick up the torch]

【咕咱咱!The baby also works overtime, the baby also stays up late, and the baby also wants to eat a loving and nutritious meal]

[There is a pair of star people who will not show up and die, and the single Wang has no way out at all]

[I was shown by the big boss for a month, thinking that I finally survived the ravages and survived, but I never expected to be repaired by the gentle little boss. Goodbye, this vexatious world]

The tragic experience of the two designers can only be exchanged for the sympathy of the friends in the same design group. This is so hard to think about, so they click on the little boss's scarf!

Yes, Carlos's Two-dimensional identity is no secret at M&Y. After all, there are several girls in their office who are loyal fans of Chan Chan.

As a gurgling great singer, no matter who her fans are, she can't help but collect one or two recordings of her first birth for daily kneeling and licking.And the highly recognizable voice and the laughter of Su Crying Girl's Heart are simply three sharp tools for identifying people.

Coupled with the previous incident of losing the horse and the incident of exploding photos, it is difficult to admit his mistake with such a monstrous face.Although I was a little surprised that my big boss actually had a second time, everyone accepted it very well, everyone knows it!

M&Y's employees are also very understanding, the baby knows everything, but the baby doesn't say anything, and just lies quietly under the scarf every day to watch the big and small bosses show affection together!

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On the third day of the long vacation, there were still two days before departure to the Blue Hole in Belize. Early in the morning, Carlos pulled Gu Sen out who had already adjusted his breath, and drove to the largest shopping mall in Shanghai. Today they have many Something to buy.

Inside a swimsuit store.

As soon as Carlos entered the door, he received amazing sights from all directions. He was used to it and didn't care at all. He took Gu Sen's hand and pulled him into the store.

"The last time I bought it, I donated it to the sea. What style do I buy this time? Low waist? T-shaped?"

Pineapple, who has always been unrestrained and loves to show off her figure, subconsciously chose two who can show sexy mermaid lines.Originally, Gu Sen thought it was a bit embarrassing for two big men to buy swimming trunks together, and his face turned black. The last time it was a two-person swim, it’s okay not to wear it when it gets dark. This time we’re going back to diving paradise!There are so many people!What are you doing in such a sexy dress!

At that moment, he grabbed a pair of boxer trunks with the most fabric directly from the display rack.

"This kind."

Glancing in distaste, Carlos turned and flipped over to the shelf behind him. After a few seconds, he happily pulled out a pair of pure white swimming briefs. Although the fabric looked a little thin, it was normal.

Here, the sales girl who had been covering her mouth with excitement since the couple entered the store holding hands, her eyes lit up immediately, and she took the initiative to step forward.

"Sir, you have a good eye. These are the latest sexy swimming trunks of our brand. The transparency of ordinary white sexy swimming trunks is generally about 87%, but our sexy swimming trunks are made of the latest fully transparent materials. After wet water, the transparency can be as high as 100%, and the eyewear looks like it is not worn, but you can still feel a layer of fabric when you touch it with your hands.”

Speaking of which, the reason why Carlos chose white at the beginning was actually because of his property of being transparent when wet. I didn’t expect that the sales girl gave him such a big surprise. Why hesitate?Buy buy buy!

At the same time, he heard the words of selling girl papers, King Gu's heart skipped a beat, as expected, his wife's eyes couldn't be brighter anymore!

"No."

The cold and hard tone that could not be rejected made the sales girl who was still excited on the side tremble. Damn it, it's hard to meet such a pair, such an aboveboard and loving couple, don't quarrel over a pair of swimming trunks!Can you still believe in love?

Turning her eyes, as a woman, her sixth sense is still very trustworthy, and the sales girl then spoke again.

"Of course, this kind of sexy swimming trunks cannot be used in public swimming pools. It is recommended to wear them on the beach or in unmanaged places by the river, as far as possible in places with few people. After all, things with the word "sexy" are between lovers Used, cough."

When it came to the last sales girl paper, I was too embarrassed, and a pair of eyes secretly rolled around the couple.

After half an hour, the couple were sent away, and the sales girl immediately took out the phone and shared today's events with her best friend.

"Damn it, a couple came to our store today! Xiao Shou is so handsome, and he is very OPEN. He actually bought two pairs of all the sexy swimming trunks in our store! His facial paralyzed and jealous attack is amazing. My face turned black on the spot!"

"Wow! What kind of character! I've only seen a real gay once in my life, what the fuck, it looks so frustrating! Hahaha, does that pile of swimming trunks include the fully transparent one you told me about last time?"

Although the girlfriends were very noisy, the insane laughter still covered the noise and clearly reached the sales girl's ears.

"Yes! What are you doing over there?"

"You don't know? China Mobile is holding an event in the lobby today. It's a karaoke song for all people. If you go up and sing a song, you will get a lottery and give gifts. By the way, what then? Xiao Gong got jealous and grabbed the swimming trunks and threw them on the ground?"

"No, I'm going to be scared to cry by Xiao Shou!"

"Ah? Could it be a coquettish subject?"

"No, Xiao Shou looks handsome, and his voice is so handsome, so enchanting! He said very frankly at the time, 'I only planned to wear it for you to see, why are you excited', my God! I definitely kneel! That ending sound It almost made my nose bleed! Half of my body was already numb just being swept by Xiao Shou's corner of the eye! Facing Xiao Shou's blow, Xiao Gong's face was paralyzed, but his ears were all red! Fuck, Fuck, cute! Dead man!"

"Hiss—what a wave! I like it! By the way, if you buy two copies of each, is it revealing something? Wear it together! Nosebleeds can't stop! No, the sizes are different, right?"

Silently recalling the figures of the couple, the sales girl also covered her nose with her hands.

"The size is the same. The height of the couple is about 185, and the body is similar, but the attack is a little bit stronger than the Shou. In other words, this is definitely the favored attack, because in the end Xiao Shou followed Xiao Gong with a doting face, I bought a few pair of boxer trunks with a lot of fabric, or the kind with a rope around the waist, covering everything, so it’s not very interesting.”

"Uh... the couple you mentioned, is Xiao Shou a mixed race?"

The best friend's voice trembled, and the sales girl thought about it, she didn't seem to say that Xiao Shou was a mixed race, did she?Think of a possibility.She hesitated to speak.

"Could it be, where did they go to you?"

"Stop talking, that handsome guy is coming to sign up!"

Looking at the phone that had been hung up, the sales girl blinked, and then quickly let the new salesman take over, while she ran to the lobby of the shopping mall on the first floor.

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Here, Carlos wrote his name on the application form, reported the song to be sung by the way, took Gu Sen's hand, and was guided by the on-site staff to the waiting area.The onlookers along the way looked curiously at this pair of men and women who were blatantly holding hands, but there was not much disgust on their faces.

"The voice of this female voice is very distinctive. "Three Days and Three Nights" is very well sung man, so handsome."

Sitting on an ordinary plastic chair, Carlos smiled and enjoyed the performance on the stage.

Gu Sen has always known that his daughter-in-law is a person who will do it as soon as she thinks of it, so it is very understandable that she suddenly ran to the lobby to participate in some national karaoke competition in the middle of shopping.

Although he doesn't like his versatile daughter-in-law being watched and kneeled and licked by all kinds of passers-by, but because he is so obedient and bought all the conservative swimming trunks just now, he is still willing to let the other party satisfy such an insignificant little wish!

So Gu Dawang, who described himself as a loyal dog, followed the pace obediently, and decided to pamper him to the end.

"You sang very well. Please invite this handsome girl to the staff next to the stage to draw a lottery. The next challenger is a boy who will bring you a song "Tangli Fried Snow". To be honest, the host This is also the first time I see the title of this song, I don’t know what kind of song it is, are you looking forward to it?”

No matter what their true intentions were, the onlookers still shouted "expectation" out of face, and then began to look back and forth in the auditorium, full of anticipation for the new challenger.

So, when Carlos stood up from his seat, there was a large gasp, and the whispers suddenly turned into various whistles and excited cheers.

"Oh my god! In the morning, the event planner told me that the funds are limited, so I will be invited to support this event. What's the matter with this handsome guy? Could it be that the business turnover has suddenly increased, seeing that this event has an effect? ​​Temporary increase The budget was exhausted, so did you hire a new little fresh meat to replace me? Come on, come on! Let everyone feel the charm of a handsome guy together!"

The exaggerated acting skills of the host won good-natured laughter from the audience.

Under Gu Sen's gaze, Carlos walked towards the stage step by step with a smile on his face. When he was two steps short, he was grabbed by the arm and dragged to the center of the stage by the host who stepped forward quickly.

well?Why do you suddenly feel murderous?Although the host smiled, he still scanned the audience sensitively and without any trace.

No abnormality was noticed, and the handsome guy also came out amidst the long-awaited calls. He let go, took the second microphone handed over by the staff, and stuffed it into Carlos's hand.

"Hahaha, handsome guy, let me introduce you."

"Uh, hello everyone, you can just call me Xiao Gu. In fact, I just want to come and give a shout, and then leave with a gift."

It seemed that they were amused by Carlos's straightforwardness, and the audience asked the host to step down quickly, and gave up the home court to the handsome guy.

"Okay, okay, I'll give it all to you, I'll give it all to you!"

The laughter at the scene was quickly assimilated by the leisurely and brisk prelude. The completely different style of pop songs and hi songs from the previous challengers caught the audience's ears. After all, Gufeng is not a public circle, fresh The sense of touch and the melodious classical melody make many passers-by stop.

When Carlos smiled gently and his eyes lightly stayed in the center of the crowd - where Gu Sen was, the slightly thin lips started to move, and the deep and magnetic male voice slowly sang the lingering lyrics, only one At the time of the sound, the entire audience was captured.

"When the green carp came, I could hear the sound of the spring stream from afar, and I could smell the green and yellow pistils of the pear planted in my hand. When the summer heat passed, the new pears gradually drooped, and I invited the female companions from the east to pick the fruit and return slowly..."

With the catchy rhythm and clear articulation of words, more and more people are intoxicated by the artistic conception of the song created by Carlos, and instantly traveled from the early winter around them to the lively and beautiful time in late spring and early summer.

The host who had been standing by the stage was so surprised that he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. He pulled the assistant aside.

"Where did you invite a professional singer? This singing skill is amazing!"

"We are so stingy in planning, how can we spend money to hire artists?"

The assistant silently pushed the host away, don't block my wife's view of the handsome guy!

"Ah ah ah ah - sir! sir!"

Suddenly, a high-decibel scream from a girl came from outside the crowd, and the intoxicating atmosphere was interrupted. Many audience members frowned and looked back, only to see a girl who didn't care about the pulling of the male partner behind her. A pair of eyes with green light stared straight at the handsome guy on the stage, and his two paws continued to push away those who stood in his way, persistently trying to enter the venue.

Just when there was an intermission in singing, Carlos looked over with smiling eyes, met his sister's eyes, and gently placed his slender index finger on the center of his lips.

With just one simple movement, the domineering woman who met the gods and killed the gods, and met the Buddha and the Buddha turned red and shy in seconds, quickly closed her mouth, folded her hands on her chest excitedly, and only used her eyes quietly Fat nympho.The fanatical gaze made the male companion beside her feel cold all over.

I thought I was dating a high-cold school girl, but it turned out to be a hidden fan girl?They are all sisters, the gap is too big!But just as cute!

But thinking of his lover showing his nymphomaniac side to other men, the boyfriend was still jealous, so he immediately focused his attention on the Han Zhi on the stage.

Hammer!Who let this monster go out!So handsome!Let other men live!ah!The sound is also nice!I always feel that the honey juice is teased!

Unknowingly, the male partner was also staring at the stage fanatically.

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Sure enough, singing in front of a computer is different from standing on a real stage. It’s the same as the small concert in the United States back then. After having an audience, the system’s features have been strengthened even more, and I feel an urge to continue singing and wave. Nothing can suppress it.

But after seeing the deep black eyes of his man, his restless heart instantly calmed down.When the audience was intoxicated by the last syllable, Carlos held the microphone and stared blankly on the stage, remembering that phrase that had been used badly.

If he is a kite, then Gu Sen is the thin thread that pulls him.Never has I felt more clearly than now that I am completely trapped by a man.

Still, it feels good, doesn't it?

With the small thought of suddenly wanting to hug his man tightly, after the challenge, Carlos did not accept more retention from the host, relying on his own [lucky] feature, he successfully got the gift he wanted.

He took out the keys of the two of them, and hung up the couple keychain they got.It is a Q-version owl key chain that can be combined together. The two copper bells and big eyes are a small magnifying glass, which looks unique and handsome.

"gentlemen!"

Just when the couple were about to leave, the younger sister finally struggled out of the crowd, but suddenly staggered and was about to fall into Carlos's arms. The male partner behind her was three feet away from her. The distance of two steps, the outstretched hand couldn't catch his girlfriend's elbow, so he could only stare wide-eyed, open his mouth wide, Erkang hand.

So I thought that if the plot is going to a romance novel, I will restrain my pink girl's heart.

I saw a dark wall of flesh suddenly inserted between Carlos and my sister, a big hand directly clasped my sister who had formed a 45° angle with the ground, silently waiting for someone to stand firm, silently letting go, and then silently He grabbed Carlos' arm tightly, and wanted to take him away with a dark face.

"Thank you Ghost! Sir! I like your voice very much! May you grow old forever!"

With the support of her male companion, the younger sister gave up her reserve and showed a big and bright smile.

I gave my sister a like in my heart, and Gu Sen's face immediately looked much better.

That night, a girl's scarf caught fire without warning in Two-dimensional.

Lady-Grass Mud Horse on the Iceberg: Hahahahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! [Group photo of four people] @初月一日@左月四十四@妇女吉吉

【Comment】

[......]

[This mosaic is too careless!The man whose face was blocked by the little daisy!Could it be the ghost? ]

[=-=Standing next to Mr., who can still hug Mr. with his paws, who else can he be except the King of Vinegar?Are you afraid of being bitten to death?What kind of character is the boss!To meet a model husband and wife! ]

[Bet a basket of cucumbers, this little daisy must have been beaten by Mr.Food protection or something is really enough! ]

[Although I can't see the face, but the size + figure, it is really aggressive, the two stand together very pleasing to the eye. ]

Lady-Grass Mud Horse on the Iceberg: Right!The couple stand together in super harmony, there is no room for outsiders to intervene QAQ, even with a boyfriend, I still feel that I have been shown off!The precipitous thing is that her boyfriend is not as imposing as a ghost, and her appearance is not as good as Mr.

[Pfft——your boyfriend has already fainted in the toilet! ]

Lady Gigi: ...Don't tell me, this is the mall you want to invite me to today...

Lady-Grass Mud Horse on the Iceberg: Sad face, yes, you refused, and finally I can only find the shopping mall where my boyfriend accompanied me to buy hats. Today, there is a karaoke contest there, and the husband has his fancy on a couple key Buckle, so I went up and sang "Tangli Fried Snow"...

Lady Gigi: Ben didn't want to talk to you and threw a dog at you...

[Ah ah ah ah ah!Please record!I haven't heard my husband sing "Tangli Fried Snow"! ! ! ]

Lady-Grass Mud Horse on the Iceberg: =-= I was so excited, I didn't remember to record...

[Bad review!Drag it out and ruin it! ]

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