The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

This evening can be described as a happy event, the little apple got a new beautiful humanoid pillow, the big beauty got a good role in the next movie, the newcomer got a fixed skill training "mentor", and Yang Batian and his wife temporarily got rid of their dad Identity, had a fun night.

Gu Sen successfully expressed his hope for his wife, Pineapple General Attack captured a test mouse, needless to say, Locke, today was his harvest day, signed an artist, made the front page, and made a lot of money.

Unfortunately, the happy time is always short. The next day, after Carlos watched his man go out to work hard to make money, he went back to his study, took out his drawing board and started creating. Since he decided to be a painter in his career, he had to I started working hard.

Carlos seems to have opened up a new world and found the joy of painting after trying to create inspirations that do not rely on system skills. He began to try to paint the fragmented memory fragments in his mind with colors one by one.

Different from the hard photos taken by the camera, the same scenic spot, the photo is a framed picture, but when Carlos paints, he can make the content more three-dimensional through the angle, light, and color shades. the basic.

What's even more exaggerated is that his painting skills seem to have a bug. At first glance, the finished product looks like the spots of light leaking from the dense leaves are flickering!The clear stream flowing between the mossy boulders is flowing!Even the layers of wheat waves blown by the autumn wind seem to make people hear the rustling sound of the harvest from the canvas.

When you think that drawing this kind of synaesthesia is already awesome, and then take a look at Carlos's figure paintings, you can really only say one thing, why is your Excellency so different from the wind and skyrocketed to [-] miles!

There are not many figure paintings of Carlos, and most of them are the same model - his family's king.A man who has experienced his own family through his lips, hands, and various parts of his body. In this world, there is basically no one who can understand Gu Sen better than Carlos.As a result, the characters jumping out of the canvas are very vivid, and every eye and every limb can reveal strong emotions, which often make the people watching the painting blush and feel happy.

Here we don't go into the details of what kind of picture Fengli Zonggong imagined in his mind when he was painting Gu Sen.Back in the study, Carlos's creation was interrupted by the ringing of his mobile phone, he put down his brush, and he connected the phone.

The baby is full of angry ghosts crying and howling wolves BGM, no one is calling except Yang Batian and his wife.

"It's only nine o'clock in the morning, so is Little Apple so energetic?"

The other party's tired voice sounded extra weak.

"To be precise, we started crying at eight o'clock. If you have time, come and save our ears."

"It's too exaggerated, what did you do when I was not around?"

"Post a photo of a celebrity, or make it into a small pillow. It's a pity that this chick is too fond of the new and dislikes the old. The freshness is over. The most solid thing is your photo. It's a pity that after seeing the real person last night, she doesn't want the photo... God. !Xiao Tian! Feed her some water! Didn’t she hear her voice start to become hoarse?...I can’t stand it, come here if you have nothing to do in the morning, we’re going crazy..."

#Yan control destroys the family#

#Aesthetics should start with dolls#

#This is a world where even babies can see faces#

Anyway, it's fine, Carlos accepted Yang Batian's invitation, and he couldn't help laughing when he heard the obviously relieved voice from the other party.

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So, in mid-to-late November, Carlos's daily schedule for staying in Shanghai was so fixed. He watched Gu Sen go out in the morning, then packed up and went to Yang Batian's house to cultivate a relationship with his little niece and gain a little parenting experience by the way.When you've had enough fun, pick up your man from get off work, and when you get home, it's a two-person world.

Then again, although the sex assistant has a built-in childbearing function, Carlos still has no guts to touch this restricted area when the patch settings cannot be manually changed. Although there are few male pregnancies in the world, it is not impossible. Before reaching the point where I have to lie in the research institute in my arms.

The problem is, the urine in this patch is too scary!After a sexual encounter, either he gets pregnant, or Gu Sen gets pregnant, or neither of them gets pregnant. The most tragic thing is that both of them get pregnant at the same time!

This picture is so beautiful, I want to cry just thinking about it!

However, although the world between the two is beautiful, the couple actually yearn for a happy life as a family of three. Although they can't have children, they can adopt a surrogate or something.

In future life, there will always be children.

"I heard that you traveled to Belize in early December?"

After receiving the warm bottle from the nanny, Yang Batian skillfully dripped a few drops of milk onto the back of his hand to test the temperature. After confirming that there was no problem, he carefully placed the pacifier into the baby in Carlos's arms with a face full of comfort. in the mouth.

Seeing the two little paw monkeys anxiously clutching the body of the glass bottle, their facial features wrinkled into a ball, and the funny expression of holding back the red face and sucking milk hard, the expressions of the two big men instantly became gentle, the light of motherhood blingbling.

"Well, skydiving and diving are one-stop."

"Being seduced by you makes me want to go chic for a while, but unfortunately with this chick, I don't think I'll even think about going out in the next 10 years. When I think about going out in the future, I will be in the children's world of department stores and various Disney theme parks. It collapsed immediately."

The arm supporting Little Apple was slightly raised so that the baby could drink milk more comfortably, and Carlos gave the speaker a funny look.

"After so many years of wandering, isn't it enough?"

"Why do you feel that this kind of carefree life is enough? I wish I could go on and on. In a blink of an eye, our group of people are almost turning into 30-year-old old men. Sigh——"

Calculating silently, I will be 20 next year, and Gu Sen is 8 years older than him, so he will be 28.

"Ah Ren doesn't count on it anymore, he travels all over the world; Fatty Lin is on a blind date recently, that guy Chu Gao also has a girlfriend who wants to get married, Locke, I heard that he is dating the beautiful woman who appeared last time. It's our little apple The sister I like very much."

As if responding to her own father's words, Little Apple pushed away the bottle and giggled.

"Didn't that scumbag say he doesn't eat grass by the side of the nest?"

Carefully stuffing the pacifier into his daughter's small mouth again, Yang Batian shrugged.

"I don't know. I've met my eyes after going back and forth. This time, he seems to be very serious. That guy really needs to find a stronger woman to hold him back, and that beauty looks good."

Thinking of the two short encounters, Carlos's feelings towards that beauty were not bad in the limited contact. Someone who can be loved by the baby can't be too bad, right?

The two "married wives" here are chatting and feeding the baby. Seeing the calm at home, Xiao Tian finally remembered that Xiao Tian, ​​who was going out to support his family, had already changed his clothes, gave his wife a babe, and waved to his little friend by the way. , and left directly.

Since Gu Sen had to work overtime, Carlos made the dinner at Yang Batian's house. Knowing that the portable five-star chef wanted to use the home kitchen, the couple immediately raised their hands in favor.Taking advantage of Little Apple's afternoon nap, a group of people started wandering in the group.The multi-person video chat is simply a powerful tool for group chatting. Except for Chu Gao who is in training and Gu Sen who is working, all the other friends have participated.

Of course, the focus of the conversation is almost always on the à la carte.

At the appointed time, the friends who got off work early each brought their favorite ingredients and all gathered at Yang Batian's house, teasing the little niece and waiting for the meal.Carlos, who was busy in the kitchen, quietly looked at the beauty who was fooled by Locke to look at Little Apple and smiled without saying a word.

This ulterior motive is too obvious!

During the meal time, Carlos gained another brain-dead fan, bid farewell to the reluctant beauty who was dragged into the car by Locke, Carlos smiled gently and said goodbye to the couple who saw the guests out, and drove back to Gu Sen alone. Apartment.

After 8 o'clock in the evening, his family's king was still working overtime in the company. He cleaned up the house and took a bath after he had nothing to do. It was only 09:30.Remembering that he hadn't logged in to YY for a long time after running to Shanghai, Carlos went to the study to turn on the computer.

I don't know if I don't log in to the forum. Once I log in to the forum, Carlos is stunned for a moment when he sees all the popular posts. It seems that he hasn't been with Two-dimensional for a month. Did something big happen?Roughly discussed all the posts on the homepage, and two names appeared most frequently - Spring and Autumn and Warring States, and Border Town.

The [Boundless Spring] CP building, which has long been put into limbo, has been placed on the top again.

So, how did these two get connected?

With this doubt in mind, he randomly opened a few of the posts, and after filtering out countless words and sentences praising the praises, he finally got the general situation.

Before Carlos was put on the wall by the planning of the "Jun" crew, it happened that the author Jun Binghe was a true fan of the singer's waistcoat. He was furious and crowned a male god, and he took back the authorization in a fit of anger.However, under the blow of corn soup, the master planner of the online distribution circle who supported Carlos, the original crew of "Yu Jun" was almost dismantled.

Two-dimensional fans are so unreasonable, unreasonable, and ruthless. Anyway, three times don't care about the second time, and the second time does not talk about the third time. They suppress and resist, and do whatever they want. They just want to hack you, they want to target you, what? !If you have the ability to hang up their male gods unreasonably, you will have to bear the revenge from the fans of the male gods!

Carlos was linked to the incident, and the watermelon ice retreated, and the crew was disbanded.

The final beneficiaries are: Pineapple General Attack, who won a dozen and two deadly enemies, authorized by the popular "Yu Jun", and innocent border towns implicated.

The development of the matter has changed when the authorization of "Yu Jun" falls to the mother of the Spring and Autumn Network supporting circle.Spring and Autumn and Warring States is a contracted Gufeng singer of Chan Chan Yin, but his other identity is Zi Hong Gong Yin CV in the online distribution circle, so with the resources, his mother immediately started planning to reorganize the crew of "Yu Jun".

Needless to say, the main protagonist Gong, it must be the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, and the main protagonist Shou is also the Zihong Shouyin in the circle.But the most eye-catching thing is the ED singing list that caused a lot of tension some time ago.

It's still the same "Red Dust", still the duet version, only the names of the singers have changed - Spring and Autumn and Warring States, Biancheng.

As Chunqiu's own mother, the planner couldn't refuse her son's nomination as an ED partner. Although she knew that Biancheng had a lot of right and wrong, but Chunqiu clearly wanted to lead people, she could only bite the bullet and talk to the crew, and the members were very happy. The big one, as the saying goes, it’s better to have a controversial topic than to have no topic and no attraction, so after all passed, the ED singing list was finalized.

Although the mouth is so grand, but in fact, the heart is still uneasy.

When the new film crew first aired the trailer, they were worried that they would be irrationally attacked by fans of Mr. Fan’s family. After all, the earlier scene lasted for nearly half a month. The huge number of people and fierce fighting power that erupted are really unique in Two-dimensional.

All the fans of their crew combined are not half of theirs. If they really want to tear it up, they will probably go straight to the street.

So, when they were mentally prepared to issue the notice.

One minute passed, and the front row was full of crew members fighting for the sofa.

5 minutes passed, the first wave of fans torched Liu Ming, and went to enjoy the video.

10 minutes have passed, and the plot continues to develop in a normal direction. There are many likes and comments, including [Conscience Crew], [Excellent Production], [Extremely Expected], etc.

Fifteen minutes later, some people began to discover that the ED was sung by Biancheng, a celebrity on the wall of the forum, and the ED was actually the same song that caused the war last time, but the attack sound was changed from Mr. to Spring and Autumn and Warring States.

Just when the crew was about to grit their teeth and wait for black spray, such as [Why did Chunqiu replace our husband] [Why is there such a little bitch in Border Town] [This crew has a bad vision and has been black all his life] and so on.

The plot didn't go as they expected.

Several fans with the prefix gentleman and lady didn't say much, so they simply gave a thumbs up and said a few words of expectation, cheers and so on.It made the crew members confused, and all their pants were taken off, so why don't you just tell me this?

If the gentlemen and ladies knew what the crew thought, they would probably have rolled their eyes.Although they ignorantly support Mr., they are still sensible, okay?

Leaving aside the fact that Chunqiu is very popular in the circle, has good reviews, and is good in strength, everyone who is gay knows that Chunqiu has a good relationship with her husband and his sisters.

The friends of the male god are the friends of the fans, and the younger sisters of the male god are the younger sisters of the fans. Although the existence of Biancheng is a bit of a shock, it does not prevent them from sending blessings and likes to the second friend of the husband!

Don't they all say that the fans' behavior is paid by the idol?They wouldn't casually recruit gangsters and make enemies for their male gods!

So under the calm conditions, the trailer of "Yu Jun" became popular, and it became so inhumane. Fans, whether they are fans in the online matching circle or the cover circle, are all looking forward to the release of the first issue, and the crew members are also busy with pain and joy. .

However, the hottest thing is always the rekindled [Boundless Spring] CP party.

I don't know which guy with great powers actually let them find the screenshots of the internal communication of the crew, and when they posted them on the forum, people in both circles knew that the reason why Biancheng was still on this ED list was because they all knew It is because of the support of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period.

Overcoming all arguments and fighting with reason, the film crew was finally moved to keep the premiere of Border Town.It is simply a small offense for the people!Responsible, responsible, aggressive!Of course, the above is after fans' imagination and artistic processing.

Regardless of the process, as far as the ending is concerned, this move is indeed the right move.With the end of the fan war against global music, the headlines of the forum are now all under the contract of "Yu Jun", and no one can surpass it for a while.

Looking at all kinds of posts in the forum boasting about how cute and cute this pair of CP is, the screenshots of various scarf interactions listed, the group photos of Singles Day offline activities, the evidence of suspected cohabitation in the three times... Carlos turned his head sideways, his eyes were empty , I don't know what I'm thinking.

It was still a series of hurried YY messages that pulled him back.