The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

As a self-reliant woman, Yuanhua has always used herself as a man.In fact, whether it is professional achievements or the work of the student union, she has done it extremely well with the delicacy of a woman and the courage of a man. Otherwise, it would not have taken only one year to directly upgrade from a member of the external relations department to a member of the department. long.

Beauty and wisdom are both complete, good at observing words and expressions, and knowledge covers a wide range of areas.A good seed born to run a business.

To be reasonable, every time when sponsorship is sought, Yard Flower is actually more willing to deal with all kinds of female bosses than male bosses who can quickly attack them.Often after a harmonious exchange, she can learn a lot of knowledge that cannot be learned in the classroom.

The negotiation this time was still very successful, and a young partner with the attributes of a strong woman was added to the circle of friends. Yuanhua sincerely gave the other party a compliment for the new president's difficulties.

Saying goodbye to her new friends, Yuanhua left the store and came to the clothing city on the fourth floor, where she successfully met Taozi and Xiaopang. After arriving here, the weather was still sunny and calm.

The transformation took place in a haute couture suit shop.

With the shift of focus, Taozi’s life in the third time has become more and more busy. There are contacts from his aunt who works at the school, as well as his own circle of friends. Recently, there are more and more opportunities to be invited to attend various photography lectures and exchange banquets .So two sets of battle suits that can hold the style seem to be the most needed at present.

As a gaming nerd, it is enough for clothes to keep birds out in summer and keep warm in winter. Taste is never in Tao Zi’s consideration, so as the only friend of the opposite sex around him, being asked to help choose clothes seems to be a something very understandable.

The fitting room was opened again, and Tao Zi, who had an unlovely face, came out in a pure white long-sleeved shirt with a wrinkled front.Ignoring the pair of jeans underneath him, as far as the upper body is concerned, it feels pretty good.

The two girls, like uncles, continued to sit calmly on the sofa in front of the fitting room, and Xiaopang turned around in mid-air with his hands.After being tortured for nearly half an hour, and changing more than ten sets of clothes back and forth, Taozi, who had formed a conditioned reflex, immediately opened her arms and turned around on the spot.

"how?"

Xiaopang turned to look at the best friend next door.

"It's okay, try putting on these pants too."

After finishing speaking, Yuanhua handed over the solid-color trousers that had been put aside.

"Black is too generic and has no personality at all."

"The lighting problem is not black, but dark blue, and the fabric is good, and it looks very textured."

"Oh, dark blue is nice, what color tie will you get later?"

No need to think about it at all, Yuanhua took over the topic of Xiaopang.

"Peach is warmer in tone, and it will look better with an amber or warm red tie."

Tao Zi, who had already silently picked up his trousers and turned to go to the fitting room, was in a mess when he heard Yuan Hua's words, and he turned around abruptly.

"Please let me go! Neither Sao Hong nor Gay Zi!"

In Yuanhua's eyes, "Why are you still here? Why don't you go in and change your pants?" Taozi shuddered, and repeated in a whisper: Don't kill Sao Hong and Gay Zi!Don't beat Sao Hong and Gay Zi to death!Don't beat Sao Hong and Gay Zi to death!

Then... rolled back to the fitting room in a particularly cowardly manner.

After they disappeared completely behind the door panel, the two ladies left the sofa and came to the tie rack not far away.After browsing for more than ten seconds, Yuanhua picked up a tie with small amber dots, and when she was about to go back, her hand was suddenly held down.

At the same time, a long-lost voice appeared from beside my ear.

"It's a coincidence that we met here! High-end men's clothing store, have you reached a good result with the president? Don't forget me in the red envelope of the matchmaker."

Putting away the furrowed facial features when she heard the voice, when Yuanhua turned to face the visitor, the expression on her face had become peaceful and comfortable, and she raised a general smile.

"Look at what you said, as the little partner of the president 'Night', don't you know?"

The rereading of the two words, the blatant sarcasm, made the other party choke on a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat.

"you--"

Last time I was almost cheated by the "girlfriend" in front of me. Although I didn't lose anything, Yuanhua felt uncomfortable in her heart. She didn't take the initiative to tear her up at the beginning, it was because of her former friends!Don't expect any good looks from her now.

The other party has never been a person who can bear it. Logically, the development of the plot should turn into a killing between girlfriends without love!After holding back for a long time, she couldn't fight with the president, so couldn't she still fight with her ex-girlfriend?

Don't be cowardly!Tear it up!

I don't know if it's because she has stayed with Carlos for a long time, and the courtyard flower has gradually been infected with a violent and malicious factor.The skin is still the same skin, but there is definitely a devil eager for blood and rain hidden inside.

It's a pity that the angry face of the originally sullen person seemed to be extinguished in a second. The charming streamer turned in the beautiful eyes of the best friend, and her red lips turned up. She raised a smile that couldn't be happier, and said in a crisp voice.

"Honey, this is the girlfriend I often mention, who has been pursued by the president for more than a year, the beauty of the Central Academy of Humanities, isn't she beautiful?"

The man who came looking for a girlfriend was directly hooked by his best friend and dragged into the battle ring.Following the introduction, the man's eyes fell on Yuanhua for the first time, and his eyes immediately brightened.

She really is a big beauty!

Of course, as a virtuous playboy, he quickly withdrew his gaze and said affectionately.

"I think my baby is more beautiful."

Seeing this shameless couple flirting in a nasty way in public, as a single dog, Yuan Hua expressed that she wanted to leave!And Xiaopang, who is a background board, always follows the protagonist.

"Oh, wait a minute, beauty."

Just when the two of them had turned around and returned the same way, the man of her girlfriend's family suddenly asked to stay.

I saw that he first lowered his head and leaned against his girlfriend's ear and said something, the latter's eyes widened in surprise and anger, and he pushed one hand towards the man's chest rudely, and stared fiercely at the man with his big eyeliner eyes glance.

I have to say, this kind of staring skill is used by ugly girls to stare like a tiger, and by beautiful girls, it is charming and pleasing to the eye. The classic line is, like a little wild cat with fried fur, it makes men feel itchy , I can't wait to tear people to pieces immediately.

The man teased and hugged him into his arms, and coaxed him softly. He didn't know what he said. Anyway, in the end, the best friend took advantage of the man's inattention and gave Yuanhua a provocative wink, and then showed a bright smile. Greeting the man, he nodded with a smile.

After finally coaxing his little wild cat, the man wrapped his arms around his best friend's shoulders, and walked a few steps forward to the courtyard flower three meters away.

"Although it's the first time we met, you are very famous in our circle. Do you want to be my girlfriend?"

Not only the chubby who has always been on the background board, but even the courtyard flower who has been forcibly calming down can't help but show a "Are you stupid" expression.Then all eyes focused on the woman with a smile on her face under the man's arms.

What an amazing couple!

Later, the man added an explanation that he knew that Yuanhua didn't like the president, but he couldn't get rid of the president's entanglement, so he proposed a so-called win-win cooperation and let Yuanhua become his girlfriend.

Where is the win-win situation?

"You can escape from that guy, and I can scare him. You have to know, that guy said last month, and he will definitely be able to take down your high mountain flower this year. And well, I have a real card Girlfriend, don't worry about what I will do to you."

After finishing speaking, the man hugged his best friend, turned her back to Yard Hua, and then bit her lips that were painted with lip gloss very calmly.However, those who had already closed their eyes to enjoy her boyfriend's tongue kiss did not see that his man was kissing with his head sideways, and his aggressive eyes were misplaced, staring motionlessly at the courtyard flower three steps away.

The hand that originally encircled the girlfriend's slender waist has moved down to the round buttocks, and the palm of the hand rubbed the plump buttocks vigorously and willfully, causing the person in her arms to hum softly, and the scene couldn't be more obscene.

"Fuck! You scum!"

Cautiously complaining, Xiaopang stretched out her hand and pulled Yuanhua back a step. Although she was also guilty in her heart, she still stepped forward boldly, blocking half of her little friend.Compared to her, he looks safer.

"You picked up my girl, did you ask me?"

Following the sound, Taozi, who had changed into a formal suit, had been standing behind them for some time, and she no longer had the usual idle feeling. After hanging out with Carlos too much, her pretentious skills also unintentionally lit up and jumped continuously Passed level three.

With one hand half in the pocket of slim trousers, one arm resting on Yuanhua's shoulder, his chin is slightly raised, even a pair of old-fashioned flip-flops provided by the fitting room can't conceal the domineering spirit emanating from him gas.

It’s also waxy to say, the height of my girlfriend’s man is only in his early 170s. What’s the matter, he is still wearing a punk outfit today, and he looks very short. In order to match his male partner, his girlfriend is also a pair of exquisite flat shoes today, so two sets of CP It's hilarious when it stands face to face.

Ignoring the background of Xiaopang, the Taozi group, regardless of gender, is a head taller than the opposite.The momentum has been suppressed.

The people who were determined to win were already in a bad mood when they saw Cheng Yaojin who suddenly came out, what the hell, the person who came was taller than him, and he hated looking up the most in his life!So, for the first time since his appearance, the man restrained his yuppie-like smile and turned serious.

"Are you the girl's boyfriend?"

"Tsk, Taozi, if you want to be the Black Knight, please open your eyes a little bit to see the strength of both sides."

The best friend who specializes in selling exes immediately whispered to her man, revealing Taozi's identity and background, so the three of them on the opposite side clearly saw the fierce fire in the latter's eyes, and said in their hearts that they were not worried that it was a lie.Xiaopang poked Taozi.

"What should I do? Why are you still in your trouser pocket?"

I rolled my eyes, can you stop complaining about such an imminent situation!Silently received the same puzzled look from Yuanhua.The corners of Taozi's mouth twitched slightly, and said in a low voice.

"The trousers are too loose without a belt, and they will fall down as soon as you let go."

"puff--"

Although he knew it shouldn't be, Xiaopang still couldn't help laughing out loud, successfully attracting the attention of the opposite boss.This time, Yuanhua stepped forward and took the initiative to take over Focus.

"I'm sorry, but I refuse your proposal."

Unexplainably, he glanced at the slim beauty, and the man finally set his sights on Taozi who was pretending to be upright and forcing her now.

"At first, I really didn't plan to do anything. After all, the current society emphasizes civility, fostering new trends, and a harmonious society. Everyone is responsible, but I just can't bear someone pretending to be aggressive in front of me. Clear the venue and don't let other people in. The monitoring is broken, as a good buddy, you can't bring trouble to Du Shao's big shopping mall."

As a result, those who were originally in the suit shop, whether they were salesmen or customers, were all pushed out of the store door by the punk boy who suddenly appeared, and many people recognized the leaders in the noise. Gradually, the voice of dissatisfaction faded away. up.

But the psychology of the crowd that joined the fun made them gather in front of the closed store, holding their mobile phones high and recording, not to mention that the scene of the crime was several turns away from the gate, and the little follower who was standing at the gate to watch the wind would not let They really filmed it.

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Here, after getting out of the elevator on the fourth floor, Carlos and the bookworm looked around. The shopping mall was crowded with people. Where can I find friends?

"No one answered Taozi's phone."

Raising the phone, the nerd looked at Carlos, don't expect him to have the phone number of Xiaopang or Yuanhua.

"I have a chubby one."

Thanks to the last camping event, Carlos added a lot of new friends' numbers to his address book.

As soon as the call was connected, there was all kinds of noisy bangs and laughter.

"Wow, did you go to the children's world on the 6th floor? Did you have a good time?"

In the next second, the originally joking smile sank, and the gloomy emoji came online.

"Don't be afraid, I'm coming right now."

After hanging up the phone, Carlos turned to the nerd and said.

"You go to the service desk and tell the person on duty that someone is making trouble at the XX clothing store. If they don't act, you call the police and wait for us in the parking lot."

After speaking, leaving the panicky nerd behind, Carlos grabbed passers-by, asked for the exact location, and strode over.

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Back in the suit shop, the man put his arms around his ex-girlfriend, nestled sweetly on the sofa in front of the fitting room, kissed and touched her from time to time, and lived a happy life.The three who were forced to show their affection face to face stood obediently in the corner.

Yuanhua put her arms around Xiaopang, and Taozi stood in front of them to block them.

With a rare and serious expression, the breath of violent tears was brewing, and his fists were tight and loose.

Compared with the two opposing parties, the man's little follower was having fun, and it took less than 10 minutes. The high-end foreign clothing store that was originally decorated with splendor and atmosphere has changed beyond recognition, and all kinds of expensive advanced customization have been rudely removed. The showcase was pulled out, thrown on the ground and trampled on.

Decorative handicrafts were also smashed all over the floor.

A little friend found a pair of cutting scissors from the tailoring room, with an excited expression on his face, as if he had traveled to Star Wars and held a laser sword in his hand. When he caught the suit that was still hanging on the window, he cut it fiercely.

Sure enough, destruction can bring the same sense of satisfaction and pleasure to humans!Can't stop cutting at all!

Seeing the friends having so much fun, a bunch of young men in their early 20s followed suit one after another. Those who turned over the scissors used the scissors, those who couldn't turn over the scissors used the small daggers they brought, and those who had nothing could only pick up the small coffee table to see the glass Just smash it.

"Too bad, this time I will have to lie in the hospital for a few weeks."

The large full-length mirror, which was two meters away, was smashed by the coffee table, and the splattered lenses made Xiaopang, who was speaking, tremble all over in fright.

"Ah! I'm sorry! You stand farther away, don't get hurt!"

Holding the deformed metal coffee table with one hand, the young man touched his nose, feeling scared. Seeing that everyone was fine, he grinned and continued smashing in another direction.

What a polite little friend, bah!What are you thinking!After Xiaopang disliked himself for a while, he looked up at his girlfriends and buddies with solemn expressions.

"So, what are they doing?"

"Look at the price tag on the tie in your hand."

According to Yuanhua, Xiaopang looked down at the amber tie that she had held in her hand for a long time. After finally finding the brand label, he lost half of his heart when he saw the unit price.

"Damn it! It's so expensive! A tie costs several hundred yuan? Isn't the clothes worth tens of thousands!"

"Oh, tell me, how much is the total price of all the clothes and pants in the store?"

None of them are stupid. After Yard Flower said this, Xiaopang already knew what the other party's big idea was.Taking a breath, she tremblingly pulled Taozi's clothes with her little fat claws.

"What, what should I do?"

"Cold."

The original cloth was flying and the dusty scene of destruction was coming to an end. Seeing that there were not many things to smash, the lead attendant came to the sticky two people on the sofa.

"Brother, it's all over."

Waving his hand to make people stand aside, the man kissed his best friend's pretty face, and finally cast his eyes on the three people in the corner like charity.The clean and tidy clothes formed a stark contrast to the mess around him.

"Either, you promise to be my girlfriend, and then we can pretend that nothing happened, or, let your little boyfriend take the blame. After a rough estimate, you will only pay three or four million yuan. Why, do you want to memorize it hard?" ?”

There was no arrogance or domineering, the man said the above words very calmly.The first one to blow up was Xiaopang.She has a correct outlook and her goal is to be a down-to-earth person. She is surprisingly angry.

"It's obvious that you smashed the store, why should it be blamed on us! This is a society ruled by law! When the police come, who did it clearly!"

The silver bell-like laughter of the best friend rang out.

"Hehe, it's been more than half an hour. The police are coming, and they have come a long time ago. Really stupid. Really, I don't mind, my good sister, why are you so hypocritical?"

She also showed a smile, and Yuanhua's voice was gentle, but the content of the words was not pleasant.

"You people in the city really know how to play, and you have to go out together when you are in a relationship. You come out with this gentleman today, do you know the bunch of good brothers and good brothers in your family?"

"you!"

Scratching the innocuous courtyard flowers, my best friend was so angry that her teeth itched.

Seeing that his female partner was depressed, the man teasingly squeezed her plump breasts and stood up slowly.

"You don't need to worry about this. After following me, baby no longer has to deal with that pile of trash. You have to think clearly, those ordinary people around you can't challenge that guy at all. Originally, I really treated you I don't have any ideas, but unexpectedly, I like your temperament very much, but I don't know how it tastes."

The attendants standing around were not far from the five of them. After hearing his elder brother's molesting words, their colored eyes couldn't help but focus on the courtyard flower.

With a kind of leisurely complacency, the man stretched out the back of his hand, as if he wanted to feel Yuanhua's fair and delicate face.Seeing people subconsciously retreat.He lowered his voice.

"Stand for me."

"Damn it! Kill me if you can, or don't touch her!"

If you don't pervert in silence, you will explode in silence, talking about peaches.

Buckling the hospital flower's elbow, pulled the man behind him, and pushed him hard towards Xiaopang. After holding back for more than half an hour, Taozi rushed forward with lightning speed, grabbed the man's shoulder with his left hand, and swung the man with his right hand. He punched people in the face with his fist.

Amidst the tragic screams of his best friend, the man was slammed into the sofa, and the dizziness had not yet passed. He only felt a weight on his body. .

This can be regarded as piercing a hornet's nest. At first, no one thought that there were more than a dozen people on their side, and the other party was a weakling with a vase and a fat girl. No one with a little brain would choose to do it, right?So before they could react, their boss was beaten up, who should do something?

Happy to hear, congratulations to Tao Zi for activating a small instance where one person singles out a group.