The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

It's not the first time he's been slammed by someone, but this time the object is really beyond Carlos' expectations. Taozi, who is usually funny and loves to laugh, is staring at him angrily, and the blood vessels on his flushed neck are bulging. Breathing heavily, he looked like a man who had been cuckolded.

Patting the wrist that was clutching his skirt, Carlos spoke in confusion.

"Peach, what's wrong with you?"

"You! It's wrong for you to deceive other people's feelings! Now that you already have a proprietress, how can you agree to date Yuanhua? Could it be that you broke up with the proprietress? Even so, you can't use her to forget your previous relationship! "

Quickly comprehending Tao Zi's accusation, Carlos's scalp went numb in an instant.Fuck!Big misunderstanding!And since I heard the part about the proposal, why didn't I hear the part about his refusal later on!Pig head?

"You listen to me explain..."

Damn, this line is so bloody!As soon as he uttered it, Carlos bit his tongue, and the sudden smell of blood in his mouth made him frown uncomfortably.

Misunderstood by Pineapple's expression, Tao Zi yelled "I won't listen, I won't listen", and was about to punch Carlos in the face with his fist.Well, he has stabbed a hornet's nest. Following the series of fight expectations generated by the system, Carlos also temporarily gave up explaining, and also swung his fists to beat the brat first.

Damn, how dare you punch him in the face?Even the buddies can't bear it!

Following various physical blows and screams of "bang--", "ah--", "poof--" and "ow--", the doors of several adjacent boxes in the corridor of the hotel were opened, and many people ran to the corridor Onlookers, especially those who took out their mobile phones, turned on the video recording function immediately, so no one thought about calling the police or calling 120?

Fortunately, this one-on-one duel didn't last long. Facing Carlos, who had a full level of athletic skills and was a direct disciple of a world-class boxing champion, Tao Zi, a gamer, couldn't resist twice at all, and he was still conscious now. Because Carlos was merciful, although there were not many injuries on his body, it was enough for him to be in pain for three, four or five days, and the handsome face couldn't be seen directly.

The nerd who came out to find someone also found the crowd of onlookers here, and after finally getting over the crowd, he saw his roommate, Su Shangtian, standing in the corridor with a relaxed and happy expression, as happy as a cat that stole the smell, On the ground lay a pig-like man curled up and writhing in pain, somehow familiar.

"Carlos, what's the matter? Who is this person?"

Facing the concern of the nerd, the characteristic of [bad heart and obscenity] was completely satisfied by beating up his friend. Carlos was in a good mood, patted the other's shoulder with a bright smile on his face, pointed to the stall on the ground, and said.

"I don't know either. Taozi suddenly jumped out, accused me and then beat me up."

Finally, he barely recognized Taozi from the clothes on his body. The bookworm looked at Carlos with an indescribably strange look. The corners of his mouth twitched, and he bent over to help Taozi up.

Accepting the nerd's gaze calmly, Carlos shrugged, took a step forward, and helped him up from left to right.Carlos is very confident in his own strength. Taozi's body is all minor injuries, and he doesn't need to go to the hospital. He finds an iron gym on the side of the road, rubs the blood vessels and disperses the congestion, and he will be fine the next day, of course. , The injury on the face lasted at least a week.

This is the punishment of Fengli's general attack on Taozi's guts, how dare he hurt his appearance?Find shit.

Before going to the iron shop, Carlos went to the counter to check out, and called Yuanhua and Xiaopang by the way, telling them to leave first.

1 hours later.

After watching the doctor leave, there were only three boys staring at each other in the waiting room of the Tieda Hall.All three of them had doubts, but they didn't know how to speak for a while.Paradoxically, after 1 minute, it was the nerd who spoke first.

"Carlos said, you took the initiative to beat him? What happened?"

Blinking her eyes innocently, Tao Zi was also wronged, and immediately left him from the private room of the hotel, intending to go to the bathroom, but watched the scene where Yard Hua proposed to Carlos.Of course, when encountering this kind of personal problem, Taozi, who is still considered upright in Sanguan, immediately walked away, peeing when it was time to pee, so as not to eavesdrop.

When it came to this, Carlos glanced deliberately at the awe-inspiring.

Hehe, maybe he would still believe it before, but now?

No matter what Carlos thought, Taozi continued to talk anyway, he had been in the bathroom for a long time this time, and when he came out, he just saw Yuanhua returning to the box with a smile on his face.

"Although the courtyard flower directly skipped the confession and turned into a marriage proposal, I still think Carlos did something wrong! Didn't he always fall in love with the proprietress? Why did he accept the courtyard flower's pursuit?"

It was this sentence again, Carlos covered his face again, so he missed the nerd's unnatural moment when he heard Tao Zi's words.

"So, let me explain. Marriage proposal is not what you imagined, and I didn't say yes to her."

"Don't fool me! If she is rejected by you, can she still smile so happily? It's good not to cry!"

To be fair, Taozi's face was so obtrusive that even the murderer refused to take a second look.

"I've said it all, this marriage proposal is very watery. Yard Hua just proposed to marry me legally. After three years of marriage, she can directly become a British citizen, and then she can happily divorce. She mainly wants to avoid the president. Devil's Claw, understand? Rather than saying that she has a crush on me, it is better to say that she has a crush on my nationality."

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"She, isn't she too cowardly? Aren't you afraid of losing money? Besides, you have a lady boss! Could it be that you are divided?"

"No, it's because of the proprietress that she proposed to marry me with peace of mind."

Seeing Taozi's miserable face of being bullied, Fengli Zonggong couldn't bear it anymore.However, the pleasure of playing with each other made him emotionally high, and he couldn't wait to see Taozi show the expression of being fucked.

"Huh? Why?"

Caressing Taozi's pig's head, Carlos said with a smile.

"Because the legendary proprietress is a man."

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The silence lasted for nearly a full minute. Taozi, whose brain cells had finally reorganized, stood together suddenly, with a look of being struck by lightning, and pointed at the smiling Mimi with trembling fingers.

"You, you, are you gay?"

Nodding happily, Carlos smiled brightly.

"Yes, by the way, the bookworm seems to have known the real gender of the proprietress a long time ago."

Facing Taozi's small eyes that were trying to find the truth, the nerd first glanced at Carlos carefully, and finally nodded slightly.

"It's a big hole! Even my goddess can't break you straight! This is unscientific!"

I have to say that Taozi's focus is always confusing.

He seemed to have heard something terrible, and glanced at Tao Zi who hadn't noticed that he was exposed at all. Carlos decided to solve his inner doubts first. He directly asked the nerd on the side how he knew he was gay.

"I met the boss."

This time, not to mention peaches, even Carlos was surprised.

"Didn't you go to Wuling Mountain with Professor Zhou to collect folk songs at the beginning of the year? After New Year's Day, Mr. Gu brought his senior sister to Beijing, saying that he was going to fly to France for a business trip in a few days, and then invited me out for dinner. I met the boss. Moreover, at that time, the senior sister told me that Mr. Gu came to Beijing specially for you."

What the hell, what should I do, my heart is beating so fast!My man is really boring!Knowing Gu Sen's dedication to him from others always gave Carlos a feeling of sweetness in his heart.At the moment, he didn't care what the other two people thought, he took out his phone, quickly edited a message and sent it.

Oh, I suddenly realized that today I love you a little more than yesterday!

— Carlos

Great, keep it up.

—— King

Looking at the message sent back in seconds, Carlos also laughed out loud, remembering something, and quickly sent another message to another person.After confirming that the sending was successful, he put away the phone and continued the topic just now.

"From January to October now, bookworm, you can hold back too much. If it didn't happen this time, I wouldn't know."

Without the embarrassment of having his secret exposed, Carlos still smiled naturally and heartily.Instead, the nerd with a small heart breathed a sigh of relief.He lowered his head slightly, looking at the back of his own knuckles.

"I think, after all, being in love is just a matter between two people. It doesn't matter whether the man is good or the woman is good, it cannot be interfered by outsiders."

"Yes, yes, yes! I think so too! Although I did it first, not only didn't I even touch a single hair of yours, but I was severely cleaned up, but I still have to say sorry to you! Yes I was impulsive! I threw my fist at my buddy without asking anything! If you are not relieved, please beat me up again!"

In order to show her determination, Taozi couldn't wait to keep up with the nerd's rhythm, showed her heart to Carlos, and paid for her impulsiveness by the way, trying to grin silly but hurt the wound on her face, making her messy face even more ferocious.He bared his teeth, held his face bitterly and said.

"Don't slap your face this time, it hurts..."

Moving his butt to Taozi's side, Carlos smiled very softly. He put his arm around Taozi's shoulder and pulled him closer.

"I also have to say sorry to you. I know you have such a high IQ, but I'm still serious with you. I'm sorry for being a little harsh."

Pushed close to this murderer who beat himself up an hour ago, listen!What are you talking about!Taozi rolled her eyes, pushed away the claws on her shoulders, and was about to justify her IQ when she was frightened by Carlos' next words and collapsed on the couch.

"Bookworm, I just said it, this guy Taozi and Xiaopang are brothers and sisters, and they are definitely a curve to save the country! His goal must be the courtyard flower. You see, how obvious it is. , I don't hesitate to stab my brother twice for a beautiful woman."

The nerd who was suddenly named tilted his head to think, and after a few seconds he nodded his head in agreement. Although due to his daily part-time job and part-time job, he can be regarded as the person in the dormitory who communicates with the courtyard flowers the least, but every time a group gathering, Tao Zi I always pay attention to Yuanhua's every move very habitually. It is an exaggeration to say that with just one look from Yuanhua, he will know whether to serve plain water or fruit juice!

"W-how can there be! Don't talk nonsense!"

Pushing away the pig-headed Taozi who rushed forward, Carlos pulled the nerd and began to analyze someone's daily behavior one by one.

"It's been a long time since I found out. At the recent dinner, as long as the courtyard flower is present, Taozi will always order two dishes of shrimp and crab in advance. After all, we usually find it troublesome, and we never order these things when we go to restaurants."

Being recalled by the topic of Carlos, the nerd nodded as he recalled.

"It seems to be, and Taozi seems to know the preferences of the courtyard flower very well. She knows what she likes to eat and what she doesn't like to eat. She will also take the initiative to put some dishes that are far away in a small dish and move them to the courtyard flower. .”

With the corners of his mouth upturned, Carlos looked at the two avatars that suddenly appeared on the relationship list, and quickly picked up the topic of nerds.

"Yes, the most important thing is that he still looks like he's taking it for granted, just like serving his little wife. This is an invisible way to light up the skill of showing affection! It's like this. Besides, you don't want to play courtesan, so I will Live broadcast eating Xiang."

As if a new world had been opened up by the words of Carlos and the nerd, and he hadn't noticed his attitude towards the courtyard flower, Tao Zi was stunned. He pointed at himself in disbelief, and looked at Carlos in shock .

"No, no way! It must be the aftereffect of hypnosis you gave me when I pretended to be a boyfriend and girlfriend with Yuanhua last time! Ah——I never realized that I was so stupid! Uh, it's useless to find out, Even the chairman was rejected ten times, if it were me, it would definitely be just a life of being rejected!"

Fuck!It turns out that Taozi is such a peach, which is different from what Carlos imagined. He thought that Taozi's emotional intelligence was over the top, so he chose to use his strength from the best friend of the target to capture Yuanhua in the way of fighting from the countryside to surround the city.In the end, it turned out that I hadn't seen my own mind clearly, did everything rely on instinct?

And I just found out that I have a crush on Shangyuanhua, so it’s okay to accept this setting easily without even struggling, why is it so easy to set up a Flag for myself that will definitely be dumped!

Men are naturally scary!

Just when Carlos was complaining silently, the nerd suddenly became stronger.He straightened his sitting posture very seriously, speaking seriously.

"Yuanhua is not blind. No matter how handsome and rich the president is, poor character is of no use. Besides, Taozi, I don't think you are much worse than the president... Uh, well, you really don't look like the president. handsome……"

Seeing Tao Zi's face, "So you are such a nerd, I understand, let's make friends", the nerd scratched his hair in embarrassment, bit the bullet and continued to try his best to comfort his little friend.

"...Uh, Yuanhua is not the kind of superficial woman who only looks at her appearance, otherwise Carlos would not make friends with her. Uh, although it is not a formal job to be an anchor, at least you can do it every month With an income of 10,000+, it is rare among people of the same age...well, it may not be as good as the chairman's family background..."

Received another friendly look, the nerd really can only laugh this time.

"But your character will definitely grow for several blocks. There is no way to change your appearance, but you can definitely earn back money and other foreign things with your own hands! Actually, I just want to say that if you really like her , don't give up easily before confessing..."

Although the glass heart was full of knives, Tao Zi still patted the nerd on the shoulder emotionally.

"Hearing what you said, I'm suddenly full of energy! I'm going to make a big career out of it! Then I'm going to confess my love to the courtyard flower!"

Carlos silently watched the two people who burned the small universe and were about to run towards the sunset.

"A gaming geek who was just dumped by his first love, and a nerd who doesn't even know where his first love is, I just don't say anything."

Cold water was poured from head to toe, and the two people who had been stabbed with knives restrained their smiles, quietly looking at the real life winner in front of them.

The thought of friendship has never been as clear as it is now.

outside the lounge

"Let's go."

"Oh? Aren't you going in? Didn't you say you want to see Tao Zi's injury?"

Taking a light look at the winking chubby, Yuanhua slightly bent her lips.

"I know everything I need to know. What are you doing in there? Your act of pulling the red line is too obvious."

His little thoughts were broken, Xiaopang grinned twice, and quickly followed Yuanhua's footsteps, the voice came intermittently.

"Taozi is a nice person, honest and capable...although her emotional intelligence is a bit lacking..."