The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

On the day of Qixi Festival in the lunar calendar, the kitchen killer who was still tossing Carlos’s mansion was winking and went home at noon. After the festival, it is unknown if she continues to go out on dates with her little boyfriend in the name of Qixi Festival.

Having already decided to release his own sister, Carlos didn't take the initiative to ask about it. He just rolled up his sleeves after sending people out, and marked all the dishes in the kitchen with "horror" by the system. Quality" and "bad quality" dark dishes are all packaged and thrown into the trash.

What's the matter, the caring pineapple general attack also sealed it with 4 thick plastic bags inside and out, for fear that the stray cats and dogs on the street would eat it by mistake. It is already miserable to be homeless, and died of food poisoning. What kind of human tragedy is it.

Seeing that it was still early, Carlos put on the Bluetooth and chose to listen to the smart channel, then picked up the gardening tools and began to take care of the vegetable garden opened in the villa.Through targeted brushing skills, dexterity and 1 hour of experience can reach the full level.

As long as he thinks of the discounts on construction models brought by the full-level dexterous skills, he will be full of energy. His weekly investment report will be criticized by his own consultant as a prodigal who can only spend money, which is too hurtful!How desperately he has been working hard to improve his skills in order to hold the family assets carefully!

Although I don't have common sense about the three plantings, but with the system skill BUFF, even under the scorching sun to dig the soil, fertilize, water, and weed the plants, no matter how much you toss, the various fruits and vegetables in Carlos's back garden are still growing very well. The green should be green, the red should be red.It looks like it has been carefully cultivated.

[Ding——Congratulations on reaching level 10 of your dexterity skill]

Touched by the happiness point jumping from 3000 to 1 in an instant, Carlos threw all the gardening tools back into the carry-on list, wiped off the sweat from his forehead, took off the Bluetooth, and walked to the bathroom.Every time I do gardening, the health value always drops very fast!In another half an hour, it is estimated that the whole person will be smoking green smoke.

Humming a ditty, Carlos stood naked under the shower head, rubbing off the mud on his hands, feet, and feet. The brownish-yellow muddy water snaked along his well-muscled calves and flowed into the tiled floor of the bathroom, and was finally spun and sucked into the drain. mouth.

While rubbing the shower gel, he studied the character column.

[Life Winner] This lifelong expectation, the first condition has reached 4/8, the required eight full-level skills, plus the newly capped dexterity, as well as cooking, sports, and painting.At present, there is still a chance to quickly complete the level is the logic of level 9 and the singing of level 9.

The former also required more than 70 hours of playing chess or stargazing with a telescope.The latter is only a step away from the goal, and it is likely to reach the full level in tonight's song meeting.

As for the remaining two skills, Carlos dragged out the skill page again, and his eyes stopped on the level 8 charm and the level 6 guitar.If nothing else, these two are the last skills to brush.

第二个条件的10亿资产。目前他19岁，系统承认的资产已有2亿4400万，10亿真的只是个时间问题。

As for the third golden marriage condition.Pineapple Zonggong looked at the small bright red heart representing love in the list of interpersonal relationships, and smiled without saying a word.

Everything is going in the best direction.Carlos' mood couldn't be clearer.

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It’s been a long time since I’ve tried staying in a familiar environment alone, working hard to improve my skills in order to fulfill my lifelong expectations, and thinking about future planning and arrangements, so when Carlos came back to his senses, it was already after dinner, and he hurried to Gu Sen After receiving a message, Fengli Zonggong came to the study, turned on the computer, and logged on to YY.

This time, the official advertisement of Purrling Sound has done a good job. Under the banner of "Confession Season", it has attracted a lot of fans, and the number of people on the warm-up time channel has exceeded 10.After hanging up the vest, Carlos clicked on the management group with a lot of unread messages.

Among them was Aite's news.

【Gurgling Management】

Planning team leader: Mr. hasn't arrived yet?

Southland-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month: arrive.

Southland - Official subtitle - Kui Kui: I almost called you.

Planning team leader: Mai's sequence may need to be adjusted, 7 Mai is blocked on the road, is it convenient for you to change the order with him?

Southland-full-frequency singer-first day of the first lunar month: no problem.

After getting the new order of singers, Carlos began to adjust various radio equipment while listening to the scene of the "Cowherd and Weaver Girl Meeting on the Magpie Bridge".Sure enough, there was no donkey, and the men and women in front of Lian Mai really sang those divine songs that were absolutely divine.

Carlos took the time to look at the public screen, it was very neat, full of hahahaha——

By the time he adjusted the equipment, he had reached the sixth singer.

"I heard that today is a good day to confess my love, so I want to confess my love to my sister. The first song is "Falling in Love with You"."

The serious Chunqiu is indeed very aggressive. His domineering voice and his emotional interpretation make him extraordinarily gentle and affectionate. Coupled with the naughty and cute lyrics, his own ruffian personality is undoubtedly revealed. No, The public screen has gone crazy.

[public screen]

[Cover your face!The sister paper who is a male god said that she is very happy!Getting pregnant! ! ! ! ]

[Upstairs, don't be sentimental!Chunqiu must have sung it to his "only" family sister! TAT, cry bitterly!Too cruel! ]

[QAQ, hand over that girl!Change me! ]

[I can't stand it, is this really our funny little Chunzi?Just be yourself! ]

[Yi Mai is probably trying to hold back his laughter!Ha ha! ]

Chunqiu, who was so devoted to singing, probably didn't have time to watch the public screen, anyway, this time he sang two love songs in succession with very high quality.Carlos stared earnestly at Chunqiu's vest in Yimai, listening to his last verse "LALALADILALA", his brows furrowed for a moment.

This song "Gentle Good Night" suddenly made a vague fragment flash in his mind, but he couldn't grasp that memory no matter how hard he recalled it.Feeling the irritability characteristic of [bad heart and obscenity] gradually rising, Carlos decisively put aside the doubts, and only by maintaining a good mood can he sing a good song.

"I will continue to say good night to you every day, love you."

Not giving the host a way out at all, Chunqiu suddenly said this and immediately went off the mic. The poor host could only appease the public screen who was furious and begging for the truth.

"Fuck! Dogs are human friends! You are a scumbag! The baby on the public screen doesn't cry, let's pick up the mouse, unfollow that bastard just now, and then all pay attention to Yimai! The host who pays attention to orphans I need everyone's love! Well, don't force me, the number of channels has exceeded 20. The next singer, let me read the 300-word non-repetitive praise essay planned for me. This baby is thin-skinned, saying that he can't read it! I only throw out three keywords, and the public screen baby will guess. The first one is Su! The second one is handsome, and the third one is Hao!"

Fans don't even have to think about a man who can dominate the entire trade union with these three words. They all swiped [Mr.] in seconds. Carlos laughed happily. chat.Damn, if you just watch but don't listen like last time, I'll kill you!

Southern Kingdom - Full Frequency Singer - The first day of the first lunar month: King!Have you turned on the sound?

July [-]: Open.

Recording is also ready!Gu Sen on the other side of the computer wouldn't say that.

After the host finished reading the introductory speech, Carlos was finally hugged by a microphone.

"Good evening, everyone, and the host."

Perhaps it was the things he was about to do that aroused Fengli's turbulent mood, and the evil Gong's voice, which was already in the sky, seemed even more turbulent.The most obvious is the public screen yelling [bleeding] [seeking 120! 】【Ask a nanny】All kinds of requests.

"Damn it, when I knew that my husband would attend this concert, and I had the honor to host it, I swear that I will never bend! However, when I actually faced the rumored God Su, I felt sexual It’s not straight anymore! Seems like it’s acceptable to be gay!”

[public screen]

[Sir, you sinful man!It's not enough to have us girls!Do you still want to bend the Chinese paper? ]

[QAQ, I knew early on that my rivals in love cannot be exclusively girls!Host, let's fight! ]

[Needless to say anything, here should be @南国-古风歌手-Biancheng, just wait for the host and Biancheng to tear it apart! ]

Fans seem to agree that Mister and Biancheng are the official matches. After all, Mr. who has always sang popular songs, isn't he just joining the Gufeng channel for the Biancheng male god?So happy to hear, there are not too many people in Aite Border Town on the public screen, and the song has not started to be sung, and people who have received the news have poured into the activity channel.

The number of people immediately rushed to 25.

[public screen]

[I heard that my husband wants to disclose his relationship!Also secretly crawled back during make-up classes! ! ! ! ]

[I originally planned to watch the official recording of TAT the next day, and I will go out on a date later!But hearing this explosive news, I'm sorry for not being there as a true fan!Decisively dump the male ticket and get back! ]

[QAQ, today is indeed Dog Abuse Day! ]

After the host went off the mic completely and handed over the time to Carlos, President Pineapple laughed lowly, why did Su come here, just to tease the public screen, just to tease the sullen guy in the VIP seat.

He dug out the guitar he bought from the system from his carry-on list, and played a random chord, begging for attention.

"I heard that today is a good day to confess my love. My guitar skills are a bit sloppy. If it doesn't sound good, I have to bear with it. I will confess my love to my king. 3, 2, 1, GO—"

The brisk guitar sound was transmitted to the ears of every fan on the public screen through the radio and the computer broadcast. With a refreshing tone like a shy boy, he sang a cappella along with the melody of the guitar.

[public screen]

[Wipe, wipe, wipe!Dog abuse!Every sentence I'mours burns my heart! ! !Who took possession of my husband!Let's fight!Come on! ]

[Where is the good guitar scum?Playing so well, singing so well, I want to go to heaven! ]

[Kneel TAT to Mr. Versatile. ]

[Fuck!This little fresh style of painting!Covering my face, my domineering evildoer suddenly turned into a big boy next door!The heart can't take it! ]

[Happy to hear and see, the new self-playing and singing version of "I'mYours" is born! ]

[Speaking with the loudspeaker turned on, my whole room is filled with pink bubbles QAQ, so cruel!Especially when I saw the Chinese and English subtitles of the subtitle baby, it was even more cruel! ]

[I don't want to talk anymore, the central stage is almost World War III, but the ghost master used the extremely inhumane countless sets of 66 diamond rings!Taking the lead and firmly occupying the top TAT of the contribution list, this proposal is too obvious!Besides, these two people don't have an affair, so I will live broadcast Chixiang! ]

[Upstairs, where did you put my border city! ]

Just when the public screen CP party started to fight again, as two of the three parties, they made statements respectively.

[public screen]

July [-]: Yimai is mine.

[Pfft—Master Ghost suddenly made a fuss!Scared pee! ]

[Group photo group photo group photo! ]

"Thisis, thisis, thisisourfate, I'myours~ King, MUA~"

It just so happened that Carlos also sang the last two lines of the lyrics. He suddenly made a gesture of blasting the public screen, and kissed the microphone hard, and a clear microphone kiss appeared.

And Gu Sen was extremely cooperative.

[public screen]

July [-]: What.

[Damn, I was shown to death!Sir, you are so profligate, what are your fans doing! ]

Lady Gigi: Made it now!I'm right with CP!Celebrate the festive season with official candy sprinkles!sweet cry!

Limigeng: I was right too!Kaisen!I eat this dog food willingly!Bless Mr. and Gui Ye forever!To tie the knot!Give birth to a precious child early!

[Sweet cry, give birth to a precious child early! ]

Seeing a series of [Early Precious Children], Carlos was also drunk, don't remind him of the evil setting of male and female patches!If you think about it any more, [beep——] it won’t be hard anymore!

"Forever and ever, you can have one heart forever. What the hell is it to have a precious son early? Also, don't make trouble with those in Gongping who are begging for hookups and marriage. I'm already another man's man. I refuse to hook up. "Your Man ", as a gift to my jealous king."

In the six points of Gu Sen's vest and the public screen hahaha, Carlos clicked on the accompaniment, and the strong blues swing style rushed to his face. American country music always makes people subconsciously swing to the rhythm.This time, the public screen was bombarded by the subwoofer deliberately caused by Carlos.

[public screen]

[...This is, to God!The first tone of the verse is super subwoofer!Su made my whole heart numb!There are also many sentences with "ong" at the end, the nasal sound is super super beautiful! ! ]

[After hearing this song by Mister, I finally understand why so many people like subwoofers.That voice will echo in my ears!Wow, the ears are pregnant! ]

[Sure enough, you are worthy of being God Su!This kind of strong bass can also hold HOLD. It is hard for me to think that Mr. Three times is just a college student QAQ! ]

[Became a fan of this song!The most beautiful bass!Slapped me in the face! ]

[Has been cried by Su!ghost!Let's fight!Such a great male god, he can only be your man, what a waste of resources! ]

[Ghost!Let's fight! ! ! ]

July 0th: —— You haven’t even got the attributes of your male gods right, the odds of winning are [-]

[......]

[Pfft—what does this mean? ]

No matter how much the public screen asked, Ghost Master never appeared on the public screen again, because after Carlos finished singing the two confession songs thoroughly, the two had already connected by phone.

Gu Sen, who has no pressure to listen to, read and write in English, listened to the two songs through his ears throughout the whole process. When the two communicated face to face, they actually rarely talked about love. They were all said when they were flirting or teasing Gu Sen, so the degree of seriousness must be compromised.

And Gu Sen was even more restrained, partly because of embarrassment, partly because he couldn't find a suitable atmosphere. After all, his wife always has the ability to turn the romantic atmosphere into a yellow explosion in a second.

Both of them almost believe in: love is made.Of course, this doing is not the "doing". Compared with pale and empty love words, they all choose to care about and take care of each other more in life, so that friendship can permeate every little detail in life.

Like a spider that is good at hunting, it quietly weaves a large lingering web, waits for the other party to fall into the web, and then captures and nibbles at the other party little by little.

One is slutty and the other is forbearing, but they have one thing in common, that is, there is a crazy possessive desire oozing from the bottom of their bones.Once the target is confirmed, bite to death and never let go.

This time Carlos sang the two songs with heart, and the lyrics were very expressive. Anyway, Gu Sen's heart was ready to move all the time. The heat in his heart was directly divided into two channels, steaming his face all the way, and igniting his private parts all the way.While holding his mobile phone, he was looking for the car keys quickly, wanting to see him, hug him, and kiss him, just so capricious.

Unfortunately, when he walked quickly to the door, he was ruthlessly rejected by his own wife.

"You're here, so I don't need to pack my things. Will the plan to go to sea continue to be postponed? Be good, see you tomorrow."

Quickly hung up on his man's phone, Carlos smiled evilly, raise your beasts well, and I will squeeze you dry tomorrow!When he returned to the computer, the private chat from the border town made him smile less.

Southland-Gufeng Singer-Biancheng: I'll wait for you in the room below.