The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After the doorbell, the American mother whom I hadn't seen for nearly a year was still beautiful. After the three of them hugged each other, Carlos and Gu Sen dragged the accompanying luggage to the edge of the porch, so it was convenient to take it with them when they left.

Obviously, things were not as serious as Carlos imagined.Because the American mother who came to open the door looked very relaxed and natural, she first expressed her miss for the little angel Carlos.Then, not afraid of Gu Sen's paralyzed face, he grabbed his paw with one hand and chatted very familiarly.

The American mother has deep memories of the young man who came from China to celebrate the little angel’s birthday when he came of age. When she knew about the little angel’s sexual orientation, she helped him find suitable partners.I thought that the little angel would get together with the outstanding friends around him, but they left the singles one after another. Carlos is still single, but her heart hurts to death.

In the end, she went directly to China for her younger sister.

In private, the American mother even asked her daughter, is homosexuality just a cover?Maybe the little angel is taking the cultivation route?Do you plan to wait silently by He Man's side until she grows up?I forgot to mention that the favorite movie of American mothers is "This Killer Is Not So Cold". She is an authentic uncle lolita.

Coming back to the topic, the reason why Helena has such a deep impression on Gu Sen is that the most important thing is that he was the first to discover the children on the isolated island, so he can be said to be the great benefactor of the Garcia family.

Here, lighting a candle for Locke, the whole world seems to have forgotten that he who provided the ship is, in a large sense, the savior.

Then came the day of Carlos' coming-of-age ceremony, the eyes of the two were too entangled to be ignored.

Knowing that this man is very likely to become her daughter-in-law, Helena will definitely pay attention to it.

Seeing that his man was about to be annihilated in the enthusiasm of the American mother, Carlos snickered and leaned over to save his lover.

"What? Is it a truce now? Where are Papa Chadha and Audrey?"

When Carlos mentioned this, Helena put away her smile, crossed her arms with one hand, stroked her face with the other, and looked upstairs with a little worry.

"Oh, those two naive ghosts, now they don't even want to eat at the same table, they insist on letting me bring the food to the room."

Carlos stepped forward, pushed Helena to sit on the sofa in the living room, and gently massaged her shoulders.Gu Sen stood aside in a little embarrassment, and in the end it was Helena who pulled him to the sofa next to him and sat down.

It's all my own family, so what's the embarrassment.

"Is it Amin's business?"

Helena shook her head upon hearing what Carlos said, and took out a notice from under the phone seat on the coffee table.

With one hand free to unfold the envelope, Carlos quickly scanned the entire text, looking at Helena with an uncertain expression.After getting the latter's affirmative nod, he couldn't help but touch his forehead.Damn it, it's a big blow now.

There are not many words on the envelope, and the general meaning is: Congratulations, Miss Audrey Garcia, you have successfully completed all the tests and have been successfully admitted to the ESU of the New York City Police Department. Please report to the following address on September 9st...

ESU, the full name of Emergency Serviit, is the emergency service team of the New York City Police Department. In other words, it is the US special police.It is a particularly powerful department, and of course the danger is also high.

"Audrey University majored in psychology, right?"

No matter in his previous life or in this life, the special police were too far away from his life.After Helena's science popularization, he learned that the US special police will recruit fresh graduate elites from ordinary universities, and the majors are not limited, criminal psychology, medicine, chemistry, reasoning, etc. are all available.

It is necessary to have a certain level of physical fitness. For the American sweetheart who has been training for a long time under the guidance of the world boxing champion, there is no need to struggle at all, and it is easy to crush the contemporaries.

Well, this is barely convincing Carlos.But he still has a problem.

"She hasn't graduated yet?"

"Oh, my dear, you can't imagine how obsessed my baby is with becoming a special police officer. It only took Audrey two years to complete enough credits, and then she took the relevant test without telling us. Oh, God, that After the little guy received the notice, he was so happy that he hugged us and laughed loudly."

That's right, the American couple were confused at the time, but they were still happy for their daughter. When the American father got the notice of being raised, he looked carefully and his face turned green.So the originally joyous scene suddenly cooled down.

In fact, Carlos understands the mentality of American fathers. SWAT is a high-risk occupation, and most of them are rough men. Women are inherently weaker than men. Not to mention whether they can adapt to the hard training, but when it comes to the scene of the incident, can they guarantee themselves? Getting out of the body is also a problem.

Besides, the crime rate in the United States is too scary!Let America's sweetheart join the SWAT career, it is like sending a sheep into a tiger's mouth!

However, no matter how much the American father objected, the American sweetheart, who was born with passion, a sense of justice, and hereditary stubbornness and persistence, ignored her father's opinion for the first time, and started to pack her bags and prepare for the report in her own way.

Poor American dad, in this country that values ​​human rights, what else can he do but sulking secretly.If you close a small black room or something, you will be sued!My daughter is an adult, she can't control anything, she's heartbroken!My wife didn't care about anything, just watched the father and daughter awkward for two days.

After getting a general understanding of the situation, Carlos volunteered to make two breakfasts, and asked Gu Sen to stay in the lobby to chat with Helena about his life in China. He first took the American sweetheart's share and went up to the second floor.

"Honey, it's me, Carlos, can I come in?"

The door only knocked twice before it was opened from the inside. Those who had prepared for it raised the tray above their heads, met America's sweetheart's bear hug, and were kissed on both sides of the cheek.When both of them sat in the room, Carlos rested his chin on one hand and looked at the person who was eating happily.

After not seeing each other for a year, America's Sweetheart has finally evolved into a goddess-level Yujie, with beautiful appearance, big breasts, thin waist and raised buttocks.Cheaper that Middle Eastern bear!

"Oh, my God! I'm not willing to let you go back to China. It's been a long time since I tasted this delicious food that makes people forget the calories! When will you go back to the United States?"

"Come on, come back for Christmas in December, and then I have to go back to Rhode Island."

He poured himself another big mouthful of porridge, America's sweetheart smiled a little sadly.

"That's great. You know that I'm going to be a special police officer. What do you think?"

As if taken aback by her words, Carlos' eyes widened.

"You really break my heart, don't you firmly believe that I will be on your side?"

"Oh, sorry, honey! Thank you!"

Smiling again, America's Sweetheart buried Carlos in her chest.

"Call Amin and ask him to have dinner here at night."

Pushing America's Sweetheart away in embarrassment, Carlos was panting while talking.Although I don't know if it is the right choice to let my boyfriend come over at this time, American Sweetheart, who has always been convinced by Carlos, nodded without thinking.

After smoothing out the American shorthair cats, there is a big tiger on the third floor that should not be approached by strangers.

Carlos took another breakfast and came to the door of American Dad. The door was not closed, and he knocked on the door very politely with one hand.Three seconds later, I saw the American dad, who was shirtless and exaggeratedly muscular, walking out while wearing a white cloth.

"Oh, little angel! Why did you suddenly return to the United States! I gave Chada a big surprise!"

The loud voice made the two talking in the hall on the first floor raise their heads at the same time.

After the hug, Carlos put the apple pie on the tray on the side coffee table, took over the work from the American father, and wrapped it carefully.

Looking down at the grown-up child in front of him, Chada also felt emotional. Carlos has been independent since he was a child, and they don't need to worry about everything. He is proud and regretful.

However, as soon as it extended to his own daughter who was currently fighting with him, Chada sighed heavily.

"You're here to persuade me, right? Everyone thinks I'm a stubborn old man! Everyone thinks I'm a boss. What's the matter, what excuses did you prepare? Let me explain in advance that I still firmly oppose Audrey's being a special police officer."

The American father's tough words did not arouse Carlos' reaction at all. He was still calm and wrapped up the cloth strips completely. He seemed very satisfied with his masterpiece, and he even patted the big paw.After it was over, Carlos raised his god-made face, smiled innocently, and said.

"No, I'm here to tell you two things."

Glancing at Carlos suspiciously, the American father nodded and signaled.

"The first thing."

Carlos held up a finger and smiled broadly.

"Audrey has been dating Amin for almost two years, under your nose."

For precocious Americans, it is not difficult to imagine that in two years, what should have happened and what should not have happened must have happened.

"Shit! That bloody bastard! I'm going to kill him!"

Having been prepared for a long time, Carlos suppressed the violent world boxing champion. With the blessing of the system and the effect of adulthood, Carlos has already surpassed the American father in terms of strength alone. relaxing.

Different from his ease, due to ineffective supervision, the pigs raised by him actually made his own juicy and tender cabbage, which lasted for two years!The blood vessels on his thick neck swelled at the anger of being played by someone, as if it could burst at any time.It's a pity that no matter how hard he struggled, the hands holding his shoulders didn't move at all. It really was the apprentice of the church who cheated the master!

Once again, the two people in the lobby on the first floor looked at each other, then turned their heads towards the stairs at the same time, while the American sweetheart on the second floor was calling her boyfriend. The roar of the American father made the Middle Eastern man on the other end of the phone also scared.

"...Master doesn't seem to be in a good mood."

"Oh, obviously, don't know what Carlos told him..."

American Sweetheart's brain cells suddenly became active, and the two people who were linked by the phone thought of the same thing at the same time.Damn it, could it be that she was kicked out of her relationship?Using it to divert American dad's attention from his career is indeed a good idea that makes people cry without tears!

"...Maybe I need to make an appointment for a hospital bed."

"Uh... honey, don't worry, I will learn from Carlos and cook soup for you."

"No! Please don't! I'm afraid you're going to burn, and if you have time, you should do more strength training, isn't it because your muscles aren't dense enough?"

Even if you kill a Middle Easterner, you won't forget your girlfriend's natural dark cooking talent.He also plans to have a dozen cute monkeys with his lover, and he must not die young!

"Oh dear, you really touch me, love you!"

"Love you."

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The camera went back to the third floor, and after finally waiting for the American father to calm down, Carlos told him in detail about the experience of the American sweetheart interacting with the Middle Eastern people.In fact, my disciple, I know that compared to other people, the Middle Eastern people who have been with me for several years can make him feel at ease, but he can't pass the test in his heart. The two children regard him as a class enemy, and the whole world knows it Love, as the master of the man and the father of the woman, he was the last to know about it!

No wonder in the past two years, every time he called A Ming to eat at home, his wife and daughter had such strange expressions!

"No! Don't be an ass! There are several wives in the Middle East! Break up! You must break up! What a barbaric system!"

Unlike the irritable American father, Carlos who was still sitting on the sofa was very calm.

"Oh, don't worry, on the graduation trip, Amin brought Audrey to his parents and vowed to marry her in his life. I, Jacob, and Tom were all present. If he dares to go back on his word, there are plenty of solutions. Let him regret it for the rest of his life."

Frightened by the ghostly smile on Carlos's face, even if he wasn't the person involved, American Dad would feel a coolness somewhere three inches below his belly button.But he quickly grasped the point.

"What? I met my parents two years ago!"

Ignoring American Papa's roar, Carlos continued to speak with a smile.

"Speaking of which, I think Audrey is good as a special police officer. Think about it, Amin is the future world-class boxing champion you have cultivated wholeheartedly. There is no doubt about his strength. Besides, in this world, there is no one in this world who can talk to you and Mother Helena every day. How many couples are there who are as loving as newlyweds? To put it bluntly, after the young couple got married, the quarrel rose from talking to fighting, and we were not around. Audrey, who legally carried a gun, took advantage of it. Assaulting the police, you don’t have to be polite to shoot again, tell me, is the fist faster or the bullet faster?”

Silently apologize to the Middle Eastern people in my heart, I didn't mean to discredit you!It's just that Chada's father's IQ has to come like this.

Smiling and turning his eyes, Carlos looked at the American father who was immersed in his thoughts. He clearly saw a golden scale on his forehead. On one side is an American sweetheart in a white robe, holding psychology-related books and sitting in a big hospital.

The evil Pineapple General Attack decided to strike while the iron was hot, not to give the opponent a chance to counterattack, he smiled innocently, and resolutely dropped the second lore.

"Second thing."

After attracting the attention of American Dad, Carlos made a scissors hand.

"I'm in a relationship, and I'm going to get married in the future. The object is a man, and I'm downstairs now. Also, I asked Amin to come to dinner tonight. If you can come downstairs to have dinner with us at night, I and O Deli would be very happy. We all love you."

After finishing speaking, Carlos left the petrified American father, hummed a song and walked downstairs. When he saw American Sweetheart poking his head in the corridor on the second floor, he grabbed him and dragged him to the first floor.

It was also time for her to meet her brother-in-law.