The wrong posture of YY male god [system]

After a dinner with different thoughts and clear distinctions, a group of people went to a particularly popular bowling alley in the city in batches. The most obvious difference between high school class reunions and university class reunions is that when they become adults, they can be happy. There are a lot more places to choose from.

According to the original plan, eat at 7 o'clock, do some post-dinner exercise at 9 o'clock to digest, and officially start the night at 11 o'clock. A lively bar with feasting and feasting is essential.Accompanied by many men, the girls did not object to the itinerary.

After 10 o'clock in the evening, in the bowling alley, the friends were all addicted to the three flavors of competition and bragging. For literary girls who are not born to love sports and hate sweating, the meeting place tonight is obviously not Ome's style.

The smell of sweat mixed with the smell of smoke formed a pungent smell, which made her very uncomfortable. After telling her boyfriend and best friend, Qing Mei walked to the bathroom.

Sitting on the toilet seat at the interval, Qingmei took out a small collection of poems from her bag, and read it silently, maybe 15 minutes, maybe half an hour, when she was almost slow, she closed the book and got ready Go back to the lobby.

At this time, the door of the bathroom was pushed open, and three girls walked in with high heels "clucking and giggling". The familiar voice and the content of the conversation caused Qingmei's embarrassment to break out, and she subconsciously put her hand on the door panel , straightened his waist.

"How much money do you make as an internet anchor now? You bought tens of thousands of clothes for your girlfriend without blinking an eye, and even drove a supercar."

The faucet was turned on, and the sound of running water hitting the stone sink was particularly crisp.One of the girls said with emotion.

"You were not there at the time, and I was so tragic that I went to the underground with the dog leg in the same elevator. She kept talking all the way, what's the senior driving a BMW, which is very stable and comfortable, and there are two empty seats, etc. I will pick you up." I complained at the time, no matter how rich you are, you are someone else's boyfriend. What's the matter with your best friend? Later, when I arrived at the parking lot, I thought it was an awesome BMW, and it only cost 30 yuan. 3 Series. The irony is that a two-seater bright green supercar is parked next door to that BMW.”

There was the sound of the zipper of the handbag being unzipped, and then there was a burst of rummaging. It was estimated that the girl who spoke was looking for a cosmetic box. After a while, she continued to speak.

"At that time, several boys around me were green-eyed, saying that this car was custom-made, and there was no such thing on the market. It is conservatively estimated that it is several million."

"Pfft—could it be Taozi Kailai?"

The third girl spoke with a smile.

"Bingo, that's the one. You didn't see it. When Taozi got into the car with his girlfriend, he was slapped in the face for not being able to show off. The dog's expression immediately turned ferocious, scaring the baby to death. I also paid special attention to it, the poetess' boyfriend Her complexion is also ugly, as if she stepped on Xiang, maybe after tonight, the poetess will become single again."

The three of them laughed gloatingly at the same time.

As Qingmei who was at the scene at that time, her expression was not much better at the moment, her hand against the back of the door was already tightly clenched into a fist, her knuckles turned white.

"But Taozi also said that the car doesn't belong to him, it was lent to him by a buddy to support the scene."

"Birds of a feather flock together, and people are divided into groups. Being able to borrow a luxury car so boldly proves that Taozi is doing well. My mother called me before and said that Taozi's family recently bought a villa in XX community. Most of them are from Taozi. She also asked me to go to Taozi to find out about the market of anchors, and wanted my younger brother who is a gamer to make some money."

"Now, I'm just curious about how big the shadow area is in the heart of the great writer and poetess in your class. I completely gave up a high-quality stock."

Red-eyed by this ironic title of "big writer" and "female poet", Qingmei bit her lower lip tightly. Although she knew that she was a little independent in the class, she never thought of it. On the surface, there are friends who talk and laugh, but this is how they describe her in private.

"It is indeed a high-quality stock. I missed it in three years of high school. If I had known that Taozi had such great potential and had a loyal dog attribute, I would have acted first. 'Please exchange a glass of juice for my girlfriend, thank you.'' Don’t you like to eat crabs? Eat it while it’s still hot.’ Fuck, it’s a dog abuse when eating!”

Because of Carlos's plug-in system, Tao Zi specially memorized Yard Hua's dietary preferences before going out, knowing that Yard Hua doesn't like all alcoholic beverages, so she asked the waiter to change her glass of red wine from the beginning.

Then, he used the serving chopsticks to pick up vegetables in the garden with good service. Under the teasing eyes of the friends at the same table, he calmly removed the crab shells and peeled the shrimp skins, and then put them all into the female companion's bowl. attitude, severely brushed the favor of the women present.

The mood changes of Qingmei and her girlfriends were ignored.

The girl imitated Taozi's tone and read the dialogue once, 100% restoring the scene of the dinner.

"I'm so envious! I usually like to eat shrimps and crabs, but when I'm at the dinner table, I don't dare to eat them at all. There are so many people who are holding crabs and chewing and sucking them. How rude! If I also have a boyfriend who can Help me peel the crab and shrimp, and I just need to eat in peace."

"Fortunately, I'm not at the same table as you, this inhumane show of affection! Speaking of which, I think it's a good thing that Taozi was dumped by a poetess. Look, how happy he is now. Tweed requires good looks, talent and talent, and the most important thing is to be easy to get along with! The female poet is sad all day long, and looking at her face with dried bitter melon is disgusting."

It seemed that she was amused by her own adjectives. After laughing a few times, she began to complain again.

"I've heard from your classmates that when Tao Zi fell in love with a poetess, the only places she would go out on dates were libraries, study rooms, and bookstores. She rarely went out for dinner on holidays, and the poetess still held her literati's nobility. AA system, buy a popsicle and return the money immediately. If I were a man, I couldn’t stand her, what’s wrong.”

"The two of them are not from the same country. Now it's good, each has his own happiness, Taozi has his girlfriend, and the poetess has her male poet."

The girl who talked the least didn't have much malice towards Ome, and expressed her opinion very neutrally.

"Since ancient times, literati have starved to death. I don't complain about female poets. From junior high school to high school, let alone publishing articles in magazines, she has nothing to do with school composition competitions. As for the boyfriend who is blown to the sky by the dog's legs? Not necessarily It’s the real thing. It’s okay to look like a little boy, but what’s the matter with the temperament of Sister Lin? The two of them stand together, a pair of weak willow Fufeng and Yangzhou thin horse figure!”

"Fuck, your mouth is so poisonous!"

Three women played a scene, and after they finished applying their makeup and left the bathroom, more than ten minutes had passed.Qingmei's lower lip was bitten by herself, but how could this little pain on her lips be compared with her heartache that was riddled with holes?

After confirming that no one was there, she walked out of the partition, looked at herself in the mirror with red eyes and pale face, and angrily smashed the bag in her hand against the marble counter. After venting her anger, she went cold Face walked to the hall.

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Looking at the two women and one man who bid farewell to everyone on the grounds of physical discomfort, Yuanhua raised a crescent-like smile at the corner of her mouth, and nodded gently to the three of them.At the same time, she whispered to the flower protector who had been standing beside her.

"You didn't even have the chance to play, your EX seems to have been KO."

Feeling a little embarrassed by his current girlfriend, even if it was fake, making fun of his ex, Tao Zi decisively changed the subject.

"By the way, why did you agree to pretend to be my girlfriend so easily? Are you not afraid of being taken advantage of?"

Casting a malicious glance at Taozi, Yuanhua lifted the lady's bag in her hand.

"Carlos gave me a lot of interesting and amazingly powerful gadgets, specially designed for anti-wolf, do you want to try?"

The hairs are standing on end!Tao Zi shook her head quickly.

"Besides, he also told me, if you become lustful, let me feel at ease and boldly kick three inches below your navel. These shoes are specially selected, they are strong and sharp."

After all, Yuanhua stepped on Taozi's instep with her high-heeled spiked shoes while no one was paying attention to this corner.

Now, not to mention the cold hair, even Tao Zi dared not move, for fear that the thin, hard and long thing would directly pierce his foot in the next second.Damn, why do I always feel pain in my lower body?

He can only rejoice now that since he has maintained a high fighting state this night, he has no extra brain cells to mobilize his lust, otherwise he will definitely be sent to the rhythm of urology tonight.

Carlos is really a good roommate who touched the world!

And Carlos, who was worried about Taozi, was lying on the lawn in the backyard of the old house with his family Lao Gong, watching the stars and the moon, from poetry to philosophy of life, Taozi's resentment would not be received in a short time.

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No matter how much you look forward to it, the May [-]st holiday is finally over. The working party and the student party are in their respective places. The young couples in the old couple mode are accustomed to parting at the airport. The next meeting is probably the May painting competition. After the rankings are released, the summer vacation gift package that belongs to the gold medal winners——Sea World for Two.

After just a little fantasies, he became extremely excited. Carlos wickedly decided to take advantage of the opportunity to go to sea, and eat the abstinence, tossing, and boring attacks that he planned to hold back for more than half a year.

Maintaining this rippling expression of spring breeze, he returned to normal college life.

After maliciously teasing the relationship between Taozi and Yuanhua who suddenly became acquainted, and making people run away as soon as they saw him, Carlos mercifully let Taozi go and turned to the second wave.However, after only three days of surfing, the Fengli attack had to retreat.

This time is definitely not an illusion. The Biancheng male god has been looking for him too frequently recently, and the conversations are full of caring for him twice or three times. Every time he goes online, he will always receive private chats and messages from the other party, such as:

[Good morning, the weather forecast says that it will rain in Shanghai today, you'd better bring an umbrella when you go out. 】

[This weekend, a well-known artist is going to hold a solo exhibition at the Art Center, but unfortunately there is no one around who is interested in painting, otherwise someone will accompany me. 】

[[Photo] A female classmate suddenly gave me a pot of succulents, saying that she looks very similar to me, what do you think? 】

[Recent flu outbreak, try to avoid going to crowded places. 】

[Are you busy?I haven't seen you babbling and singing. 】

It’s fine if it’s just a private chat. After returning from May [-]st, he returned to Two-dimensional again. The time of crawling mics often collides, especially when the front and back mics are on, the smell of corruption in the public screen is unbelievably strong, subtitle baby He was also infected, he didn't even need professional ethics, the subtitles didn't roll, and he was wearing a big chrysanthemum bed to mix up the whole Mai Xu.

And Biancheng's attitude is also ambiguous. Whenever Gongping teases him, he implements the principle of "I just smile and don't talk", neither admitting nor denying it.No matter how the black people on the forum hang him, spray him, or slander him, Border Town still does its own way, completely invisible.This calm performance is eye-catching.

However, it's useless to look sideways. For Carlos, who has his own heart, since the border town has not been broken, he doesn't bother to care about it.

The first day of the first lunar month: Diving, do not disturb, see you in the June [-]st song.

Just at the end of May, Carlos still had important things to do three times, so he simply signed up for the June song meeting in the union management group, and then willfully left this sentence in the scarf, and started the two-dimensional diving operation again.

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【Comment】

[Is the oxygen tank heavy?Sir, let me carry it for you!Dive slowly!As long as the song will come back in time! ! ! PS, I really am a true fan!Moved to cry! ]

[Shhh - don't disturb the dive sir!What should I do if the oxygen goes the wrong way?I was moved to cry for myself +1]

[Sure enough, they are two brothers and sisters, the whereabouts of the elder brother are erratic, and the whereabouts of the younger sister are a mystery. ]

[Cui Kui must have fallen in love, the only two recent scarves revealed pink bubbles——]

[Say this under the scarf of the sister-in-law, the upstairs is very heart-wrenching! ]

After a second farewell, Carlos officially started preparing for the Hong Kong auction at the end of May. He first asked Mr. Consultant to take the relevant personnel involved in this event to station in Hong Kong before him. The familiar old curator ran on both sides to ensure that things after the auction could be handed over quickly and safely.

Yang Batian also specially flew back to Beijing from Shanghai, and the two stayed in their villas in Chaoyang District for several days, looking through the auction list and evaluating the budget obtained in advance.

It was still a busy night. After making a cup of strong tea for both of them, Carlos picked up the finalized fund distribution list and studied it silently. Yang Batian, who was opposite him, was still on the computer to exchange information with other colleagues.

At this time, Carlos's phone rang. If it was an ordinary phone, the caller ID must be an empty number. However, this is a mysterious phone that comes with the system, and the full name of the caller is displayed redly: Gao Ren.

Swipe your finger across the screen.

"Cousin, is this your first time calling me?"

Since the last meeting, Gu Sen's mercenary cousin obviously has a good impression of Carlos. When we parted, we specially exchanged phone numbers and asked Carlos to call him cousin just like Gu Sen. Firstly, it was to show his closeness. The second is to avoid revealing the real name when working outside.

"You know it's me? My sister-in-law is really not easy. Your consultant's actions are too big, which has attracted the attention of several parties. The trip to Hong Kong may not be safe."

It's no surprise that Gao Ren would know so much about his own affairs. After all, Gu Sen had already told him in advance and expressed his concern about his daughter-in-law's audacity. Rose's personal safety.

The world is never as peaceful and clean as it appears on the surface.

"That thing is worthless, as for such a big reaction?"

"International relations, you understand. Tell your consultant to go to Hong Kong as originally planned. My people will find you an hour before the auction. Don't worry, the rough Russian papers in a hurry can be played and carried. .”

I always feel that there is something in Gao Ren's words.

"Thank you, cousin, when you come back to China, I will cook something delicious for you."

Another tragic Chinese paper who obviously knelt under Carlos' cooking skills, and a mercenary running around the world.Wanting to have a good meal is simply a luxury!

"Fuck, what a terrible malice! I was eating worms in the jungle of New Guinea yesterday! I won't be returning to China for the next six months! By the way, have you decided on the route to leave Hong Kong?"

"Well, it's settled. Hoffman lent me a private jet and flew back to Beijing directly."

Jacob, who had been keeping an eye on his friends, contacted Carlos immediately, and offered transportation and human resources without saying anything.

"I forgot about your little friend from the United States. One more thing is, there is an item from Little Japan at the auction, raise the price to death! You will get half of the extra. Oh, yes, you recently Be careful when you go out, there are a few groups of people who have charged you a lot of money and are going to return you to the furnace, and it is the same person that Gu Sen asked me to check last time, your classmate. That's it, there is something wrong, hang up."

After putting away the phone, Carlos showed a wicked smile, looking forward to it!There is another fight to be fought, and I hope that the person the chairman finds can make him have a good time.