Take Baidu to the Wilderness

The breath of the people around him gradually changed from heavy to gentle, Yan Tu opened his eyes, staring at the top of the cave in a daze.

In this short day, he experienced so unimaginable things that after he settled down, he still had some insomnia and couldn't sleep.

A few hours ago, he was still in the modern society, drinking a drink and typing Baidu data on the keyboard as usual.It turned out to be fine, and I don't know if I drank too fast or what, but I was choked to death by a mouthful of Coke.His gaze finally fixed on the panicked face of his roommate when he entered the door and saw his unlucky appearance, and casually teased him kindly, only to find out that he was really wrong.

Yan Tu originally thought that he was unlucky and unlucky, but who knew that after his death, his soul left his body, was attracted by inexplicable gravity and floated into a void space, and after talking with the staff of the Space-Time Management Bureau, he found out that he His death was just an accident.

"So, I didn't die because I had reached the end of my lifespan?"

"Yes, your death was an accident. My staff members passed by you while performing official duties. The energy fluctuations were too large, and it radiated to the drink you drank, causing it to mutate instantly, increase in size, and the molecules were too active .”

"...to be so active that I was choked to death?" This way of dying is a bit too embarrassing.

"We will definitely double the compensation for you. When you were sent to the hospital for emergency treatment, many people witnessed and confirmed that you had lost your vital signs. Due to the highest regulations of the Space-Time Administration, I cannot delete their memories without authorization, so it is a pity , you can’t go back and continue to live a new life.” The beautiful woman of the Space-Time Management Bureau who has been cleaning up the mess for his subordinates all the year round knows what Yan Tu wants to say next. Put out your own compensation conditions: "As compensation, I will reshape your body and send you to another time and space to continue living until the end of your life."

"Can I choose which time and space to go to?" It must be relatively safe and free from war.

"I'm sorry, this function has been turned off. Some time ago too many people chose to go to the Qing Dynasty, and their misconduct almost caused time and space to collapse. Therefore, the latest policy states that which time and space to travel to can only be decided by the staff." The beauty took out a Something resembling a mobile phone, with slender fingers tapping on it: "How about the prehistoric wilderness? The risk factor is moderately low, although it is very backward, but the environment is good. No one has gone there yet, that is to say, no matter how you are in that time and space You don’t have to worry about the collapse of time and space if you toss it hard. And as the first person to go to the barbaric era, you will also get a pioneer gift package, you can make three requests, and within my ability, I will satisfy you all.”

Don't be too obvious in a tempting tone!

It sounds good, but: "How far behind?" Couldn't it be the Jurassic period, the era when dinosaurs were everywhere!

"Compared to the development history of your time and space, it is almost the caveman period."

From more than 1 million years ago to more than 2 years ago, Yan Tu felt that he should be content, at least he didn't have to be with dinosaurs!

Yan Tu didn't intend to bargain with the staff of the Space-Time Management Bureau like in the novel. After all, he doesn't have the aura of the protagonist.

Now that there is a great gift package for pioneers, and the danger level of the place to go is not very high, instead of killing all these benefits, it is better to think about what requirements to ask in order to maximize the benefits.

As a top student, he still hasn't forgotten the history he learned back then. Yan Tu remembers that during the time of the cavemen, human beings still relied on hunting and predation to make a living.As far as my physique is concerned, although I am better than ordinary nerds because I often go out to sketch, it is only better.If you really rely on hunting to fill your stomach, if you meet prehistoric beasts, the final result is not sure who gets the food!

"There are many prehistoric beasts. For a Zhan Wu like me, a good physique is essential. In case you have to take the trouble to send me there, I will be buried in the belly of the beast and come back within two days."

"Yes." The beauty nodded, this request is quite reasonable.Indeed, wouldn't it be a waste of time for him to kill himself!

Prehistoric is relatively backward, without computers, refrigerators, and rice cookers. You can slowly adapt to these things.But if you don't even have a house, shoes and socks, and rice noodles, this is unbearable!

However, it is unrealistic for the Space-Time Administration to provide a complete set of daily necessities. After all, these things are consumables.

It is better to teach a man how to fish than to teach a man to fish. Instead of carrying these things, it is better to go directly to build a house, spin flax, weave straw sandals, grow rice, and grind flour...

It's a pity that I don't know these things myself, and it's impossible to learn them all at once.

"Can I bring Baidu over there? You know, prehistoric times are too backward, and a modern person like me has passed away. If I don't improve my life, I won't be able to get along. With Baidu, I can at least check how to spin linen and weave cloth, how to Gather food to avoid starvation and starvation."

It makes sense, Baidu is not too difficult to get, the prehistoric conditions are indeed not good: "No problem!" The beauty readily agreed.

After solving these, it seems that there is nothing else!Wait, I almost forgot: "Did prehistoric humans speak Mandarin?" Don't be unable to communicate at that time, chickens and ducks can only stare blankly.

"No."

Hearing the beauty's answer, Yan Tu couldn't help but rejoice: Fortunately, I just thought of it in advance, otherwise I didn't discover this cruel fact until I got there, wouldn't I have to learn another language from scratch?

"Give me a translator, or something like a language converter. Human-to-human communication is important!"

The beauty smiled: "Are you sure it's these three requirements?"

Yan Tu nodded.

"Congratulations, your pioneer gift bag has been received, please pay attention to check and bind it next." The beauty tapped twice on the item suspected to be a mobile phone in her hand, and a slap the size of a palm appeared in front of Yan Tu out of thin air. s things.

The beauty unfolded that thing, the real thing became translucent, and the virtualized panel floated in the air, just like the panel in the game.

It's just that the page of the virtual panel is not a game, but the Baidu homepage.Different from the ordinary Baidu search engine, the categories on the search bar are no longer eight categories of news, web pages, post bars, knowing, music, pictures, videos, and maps, but five.The news, post bars, music, and maps are missing four categories that were useless in prehistoric times, and there is an extra translation.The beauty introduced: "Just open the panel and click translate, and what you say will be automatically translated into prehistoric languages. When the words spoken by prehistoric humans are passed to your ears, they will also be automatically converted into Mandarin. When will this function be unnecessary? , and then pull out the panel and click translate, the translation function will be closed. Next time, if necessary, click again.”

It sounds like it would be convenient.

"As for the Baidu function, if you want to search for anything, it is the same as the usual Internet access. After entering the content you want to query in the search bar, the results will be listed below one by one. You can use the system panel as a tablet computer. The screen control is simple, convenient and fast, please refer to the tablet for specific usage methods, or explore by yourself. After binding the pioneer gift package, the system panel will not be visible to anyone except you.”

After the beauty finished speaking, she folded the virtual panel back to the size of a palm, stretched out her hand and tapped it lightly, and the Baidu system crashed into Yan Tu's body and disappeared.

"When you need the system, just read Baidu silently, and the system panel will appear."

Yan Tu tentatively muttered in his heart, and the virtual system panel was unfolded in front of him.

The beauty patiently waited for Yan Tu to confirm before continuing: "Two of the three requirements have been completed, and the last one is about physical fitness. When reshaping your body, I will add 20.00% of your five strength points to you. It is the maximum value that can be added within the scope of my ability!"

Yan Tu has no objection, in fact, nothing else, even if the beauties are not given other benefits, as long as there is a Baidu, it is very valuable!After all, in the prehistoric era, the existence of Baidu was a legendary bug, a golden thigh that was more golden than a golden finger.

"If there is no problem, we will travel through. You close your eyes, and when you open them again later, you will appear in prehistoric times and have your body again."

Yan Tu just heard this sentence, before he could close his eyes, he found himself in front of the priest of Youhu Tribe in the next second, becoming the envoy of the other party.

Fortunately, the efficiency and quality of the staff of the Space-Time Management Bureau coexisted, and the movements were a bit fast, but Yan Tu could clearly feel that his new body was stronger and healthier than before.

Thinking of this, Yan Tu carefully turned over, reached out and touched his stomach without disturbing Tori: Well, yes, from the soft belly before to the four-pack abs now, it must be managed by time and space 38 likes from the beautiful employees of the bureau!

Yan Tu pulled up the animal skin that had slipped a bit, put his hands on his belly, and fell asleep stroking his tight abdominal muscles happily.

In the dream, his abs changed from four to six, and from six to eight, and he couldn't help laughing out loud.

After Yan Tu fell asleep, Tori opened his eyes. He was used to being vigilant when hunting. Now that there is someone around him, he will be awakened when the other party moves.Fearing that the angel would realize this, he kept pretending to be asleep.Now, the envoy fell asleep, and Tori tilted his head to look at his clean-painted side face, slowly closed his eyes, and he could also fall asleep.