Me's Happy Life Theater

Shopping---(1)

"Xiaoyi~~My dear Xiaoyi~~" The charming and flattering voice sounded in Mo Chenyi's ear, and I felt like a puppy showing courteousness to its master again...

"What are you doing..." He lazily raised his eyelids and glanced at me beside the bed.

"The dog food at home is gone...not...Xiao Yi~~ I haven't gone out for a few days..."

"Oh... then I'll take you out for a walk..."

He led me out while still sleepy.

Entering the supermarket closest to home, I smiled and wagged my tail at Mo Chenyi: "Xiaoyi is the best, the best...."

He smiled helplessly, but patted my head.

Shopping with Mo Chenyi is very warm~~ And with him around, I won't be able to find the cashier~~ What's more, he can also act as a living calculator to make rational shopping.

"Okay, I've bought all the things you want to buy, and I'll pick and choose to see if there's anything I need to buy..."

When Mo Chenyi left the house, he looked cold and silent, with a poker face on his face like an iceberg of ten thousand years.

I smiled and said to him in a flattering manner: "I'll pay for it!" Then I hurried away pushing the shopping cart.

After a while, I came back again.

But Mo Chenyi casually looked at the description of item 1 as he expected, "I have the wallet."

I knew he had already guessed it, stuck out my tongue in embarrassment, took the wallet and went again.

But after a while, he came back with a shopping cart.

He didn't seem to expect that I would come back for the second time. He looked up at me suspiciously and asked, "Why are you coming back again...?"

"Xiaoyi~~The supermarket is so big...I can't find the cashier..."

I looked at him pitifully.

"..."

He was a little speechless, but he found it funny, and led me to the cashier.

I was holding the wallet and was about to open it, but he reached out to me: "Give it to me"

I froze for a moment, gave him the wallet, and he opened it to pay.

On the way home I was a little puzzled by his behavior:

"Why did you ask me to give you the wallet just now?"

He took the big bag of things from my hand, and showed me a sly smile:

"Isn't it a man's job to only pay, go shopping with him and carry things~"

I stared blankly at him, he paused and said:

"It's my job to pay the bills, you just have to stay with me and eat well!"

Relying on the difference in height, he raised his hand and patted the top of my head, pulled me in a daze and said:

"Kai, it's time to go home~"

Not only was I not moved, but I also felt that something was wrong.

After a while, I reacted and rolled my eyes at him, "Are you saying I'm not a man!"

He froze for a moment, then remembered what he had said before and smiled at me:

"A slip of the tongue...a slip of the tongue..."

Shopping---(2)

Because I just ransacked a large bag of my favorite snacks from the supermarket, I am super satisfied and happy, so that I am very, very kind to Mo Chenyi~~

"Xiao Yi~~I feel so happy now~~"

I sat on the head of the bed, messy snacks scattered all over the bed.

A certain wing was lying on the bed with a bored face:

"It's not that I spent money to buy these for you..."

I cheekily opened a box of biscuits without the slightest bit of dignity, not forgetting to praise him:

"Xiaoyi Xiaoyi is the best~~"

He gave me a blank look:

"Eat less...the family will be poor by you..."

Then he picked up the potato chips in front of him and quickly opened them.

I looked at him contemptuously:

"Isn't someone like this..."

"This is what I paid for..."

A certain wing refuted me with a flushed face and a beating heart.

"But someone said it's his job to pay and accompany him....I just need to eat and stay by his side..."

I looked aggrieved and snatched the potato chips from him.Still shamelessly continue to enjoy.

"I would allow you to lie down next to me with a full meal, but have you prepared your meal, washed your clothes, and mopped the floor...?"

Mo Chenyi looked at me proudly:

"And do you dare to lie with me without defense? Aren't you afraid that I will play with you again at night?"

"..." I was stunned for a long time, and I was speechless to refute...