[DC+Marvel] why so serious

the next morning.

Last night, the clown who delivered milk to his son and daughter-in-law returned to the home court - Gotham, accompanied by his dear little wife - Harley, and his loyal subordinates carried out his ideas - King Shark and the Clown Gang, The newly acquired pony is also very clever---Venom.Although there are always some troublemakers—Amanda and Robin dangling in front of him, none of this affects his mood. ...

The clown's most beloved sweet big bat is here! ! !

The clown is also obedient, and he asked Tony to find a way to return the time to the time before he and Jamie arrived in the metropolis. Although he was not afraid of the crazy Superman, he still thought it was cute.However, he doesn't want to waste his precious time on Superman. His time is better spent playing with the big bat.

Hmm... What was the big bat doing this time before?The clown is already thinking about a new game to play with the big bat this time.

As for the son and "daughter-in-law" who had been forgotten by the clown who was focused on playing with the big bat, they also woke up from a deep sleep.

As soon as he opened his eyes, Bucky recalled what happened last night in just a few seconds.

He gritted his teeth and cursed, clenched his hands into fists, and punched the mattress angrily, but it touched all parts of his body, especially the private place, which was faintly painful.

Last night he unpreparedly drank the milk that the clown handed him. At first it was fine, but after a few minutes, his whole body became weak and his body became extremely sensitive.But Jamie's performance was completely opposite to him, with a rosy face and a lot of energy.

At that time, Bucky knew that he was right. The clown would not let anyone "marry" his son, but he was happy to let someone "marry" Jamie and become the "wife" of the Napier family.

That damn clown was afraid that his good son would not know how to be a groom, so he provided a "Boys and Boys Psychology Educational Film" on the TV provided in the hotel room next to him at a set time.

Bucky secretly thought about the situation with Jamie impurely, but he was the one responsible for "controlling the overall situation" every time, and he never thought that in reality he would be the one who "bears the happiness".

Just when Bucky was still facing the cruel fact that he was crushed by Jamie, "Hmm..." Jamie woke up.

Feeling the familiar breath around him, Jamie hugged and rubbed.

"Bucky, good morning." Jamie said in a contented and hoarse voice.

As soon as Bucky heard Jamie's voice, his heart lost all anger.

"Morning..." But soon, Bucky's face darkened again.

The reason is simple, because when Jamie woke up, he clearly felt a hard object against his thigh.

"Bucky..." Jamie buried his head on Bucky's shoulder and collarbone in a flattering manner, arching wildly.

Unlike in the past, this time Bucky didn't show any soft-heartedness, and categorically rejected it: "No!" with a firm expression, without any room for negotiation.

joke!Forget it once, I want to have a second time! ?Don't even think about it!Bucky vowed to "educate" Jamie when he got better.

Daddy said that a good man can't squeeze his partner too much, he should let his partner have space to rest, but he can't let him/her too much, just like he did to Halle.

Jamie blinked. Although he didn't understand what kind of man Daddy was to Harry, it didn't prevent him from using his own thoughts to understand what he said.

"Then...Okay!" Jamie said in a slightly dejected manner, but soon regained his spirits, "Bucky, take a good rest, I'll get you breakfast." Then he patted Bucky's lips , Seeing the red and purple marks on Bucky's neck and collarbone, he smiled.

In this regard, Bucky felt caring and blushed at the same time, unable to say anything.

At this moment, "Boom!" Deadpool suddenly appeared in the room.

"Oh my God! Jamie, Bucky, I finally found you! Do you know that the old antique said that there was an urgent message to notify everyone early in the morning, and he insisted on me to notify you. Although my speed is really faster than They don’t know how many times faster, according to my idea, as long as you set off the fire alarm, you will naturally flee to the lobby to gather, of course I won’t! I will definitely not remind him!! Lend me the F18 Hornet fighter jet seen on the S.H.I.E.L.D. aircraft carrier for a ride, it will be awesome! You don’t know what he and Gwen were still lying on the bed when I just appeared in the bug’s room I didn’t even have any clothes on. I can only describe how flustered I was when I saw me. Xiao Chong was still blushing, guarding Gwen tightly, and hitting me with a pillow. That little appearance really made me laugh so much that I burst into tears Did you come out?" At this point, Deadpool seemed to be recalling the chaotic scene just now, and pulled out a purple silk thing from somewhere on his body, pretending to wipe away the tears from laughing.

After wiping his red and black mask twice, Deadpool suddenly realized that what he was holding was not a small handkerchief, but a high-end lady's underwear. And the most important thing is to fold it well, and then put it back into the waist bag.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, let's get back to the topic. Listen to Old Antique talking about the black ghost bureau..." After a pause, Deadpool opened his eyes wide and screamed loudly in surprise: "What did you do last night?" !? My God!! Bucky, you are actually the one below!!!???” He didn’t even call Bucky’s “nickname”——Old Popsicle, and the three exclamation marks and question marks in a row, which shows Deadpool’s heart What a surprise.

"Death? Servant!" A voice that seemed to come from Nine Nether Netherworld, hidden with a strong killing intent sounded faintly.

"I'm right here, don't call me so enthusiastically." Deadpool said happily.

Then, "Boom!" Deadpool felt his hairs stand on end, and quickly disappeared from the spot.

Fortunately, he saw the opportunity quickly, otherwise...

The Gobo Mark II double-edged and half-toothed fighting weapon that suddenly appeared at the position where he was standing just now. The knife pierced the ground for three points, and the tail did not move. It was firmly inserted into the floor tiles.You must know that the hotel that can be regarded as an eye-catching hotel by Tony must use the best materials, and the quality of the floor tiles will definitely not be inferior to go there.It can be seen how much resentment Bucky had in this blow.

"Phew! Fortunately, I'm quick, Bucky, you are too shy!" Deadpool's figure flashed, appeared from another corner of the room, patted his little heart, his face was frightened, and his face paled. look.

Deadpool, who has been doing his best to die and has never been surpassed, looked like he was a little scared, and said in a low voice that Bucky could clearly hear: "It turns out that this old Popsicle is still very avant-garde, and he actually likes this Tiao Tiao... oh! Readers, welcome back to the most shocking scene in this article - a man in broad daylight with no clothes on, and by the way, he has a perky ass." Bucky would die if he didn't tease him The stars are reborn.

Bucky didn't throw the knife this time. He took a deep breath, picked up the VZ-61 scorpion submachine gun on the low cabinet beside him, with a long trigger, and fired randomly at the target.

Deadpool grinned, intending to repeat the same trick, and disappeared to share his "big discovery" with Peter and others, but found that his teleportation ability was restricted and he couldn't move his body.

"Oh no!" cried out in a bad way.

The next moment, dozens of bullets hit various parts of Deadpool's body, and blood spattered everywhere.

And the position that is "focused on" is of course Deadpool's perky ass.

Deadpool could cover the top, but couldn't cover the bottom, lying powerlessly on the cold floor tiles, letting the hot blood gushing out of his body, he said in a dull voice: "Little Jamie, this is cheating and a bug. I will report to the author If you complain about you, my most loyal Deadpool fans will come and curse you."

At the moment when he wanted to dodge away just now, an invisible force restrained him, making him unable to move. At this moment, Bucky's bullet arrived, and it turned out...

Deadpool closed his eyes, tilted his head, and stuck out his long tongue, looking like he died of injustice.

Jamie and Deadpool ignored this living treasure and continued to show their affection in front of this "corpse".Based on Jamie's actions just now, Bucky forgave him, and finally had a good look on his face.

And Jamie, who "betrayed" his teammates and achieved good results, continued to pinch and press the sore muscles on Bucky's body like a puppy's legs, and ate tofu without a trace.

Tofu?That was delicious and delicious!Jamie blinked a pair of pure blue eyes, and answered innocently and with puns.

By the time they were ready to go out, more than half an hour had passed.

"Bucky, Jamie, you guys are too slow." Steve, who had been pacing in the hall, heard the knock on the door, turned around and blamed.

Speaking of which, they were the last pair and indeed the last pair.Tony, Jarvis, Peter, Flint, etc. are all here.

Seeing his old friend Bucky and the "kid" Jamie's innocent little appearance, Steve's heart softened.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Deadpool, Peter, and Tony seemed to have made an agreement, and they all whistled teasingly, with bad smiles on their faces, making Bucky wish to give them an "intimate" punch on the cheek.

The gun holes on Deadpool, who has a strong self-healing ability, have long since disappeared.

And Flint and Max looked at Bucky with a weird sense of relief.

Loki's charming green eyes glared at Bucky with a look of hatred.He and the clown have been competing in private, thinking that Bucky could successfully overwhelm the clown's sweetheart, but how could Bucky be so disappointing, it really disappointed him.

After being "reminded" by Deadpool and others, Steve also temporarily let go of his troubles, and looked at his old friends from childhood to adulthood with strange eyes.Unexpectedly, Bucky liked this... Steve was silent for a moment, he always thought that Bucky would be the one above.

"Ahem! Alright, let's get back to business." Seeing Bucky's "sorry" face darken, Steve fake coughed twice, reminding Deadpool and others to accept as soon as they are good, otherwise they will anger Bucky. Kei, he's not going to help mediate.

"Happy birthday, Jamie." To add a belated but sincere blessing. Yesterday Steve was busy appeasing and compiling the original anti-bill superhero entry bill. Status? Stark's share.

Jamie raised a smile, "Thank you, Steve." After all, Steve is Bucky's good friend, and he loves the house and black, as long as Steve is not stupid (Mother), he is willing to have a good relationship with him.

At this moment, Jamie felt that he had grown a lot.

A man with a family is indeed different.He nodded affirmatively.

"It's like this. I got news from Agent Hill this morning." Steve clapped his hands to attract everyone's attention, and then said heavily: "Last night by the Bronx River, Fury was Attack, when the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. went to support, they were blocked by an unknown force. Finally, when the agents arrived, only Fury was left in a coma."

"According to the doctor's judgment, Fury's body was burned in many places, reaching the degree of third-degree burns. The skin of the whole body, including the fat, bones and muscles under the skin, was damaged, and most of the places were necrotic. Now except Relying on medical equipment to maintain his heartbeat and breathing can only depend on whether his personal will can survive this level." Steve concluded.

Jamie and Bucky listened to Steve calmly, seemingly not interested in Fury being attacked and dying.In fact, the Joker had placed a card on the table in their room, which read:

"Aha! Baby:

Daddy go back to play games with your Uncle Bat first, you obediently "work hard" with Bucky sweetheart, Daddy is happy to take care of your children.When you miss Daddy, let Nini take you to find Daddy!Don't miss Daddy too much~~

P.S. That's right! Daddy burned the real nigger to death that nigger that bullied you.

On Daddy, my favorite baby"

Steve, who didn't know why, bit his thumb lightly, and said suspiciously: "The place where Fury was attacked this time is the secret base of our anti-registration heroes earlier. Obviously, this incident is organized and organized. premeditated..."

The author has something to say: I heard that before the restart, the clown really loved Harley, but after the restart, the cartoonist wrote his love as a use.

There is a wound deep in the clown's heart that should be injured by his wife's death, until Harley appeared and gave him love again, relieving the pain and the wound, which made the clown fall in love with Harley deeply, but he After going through so much and changing, the way he expresses his love sometimes becomes the opposite of the original (most of the time the Joker's expression of love for Harley is still normal).A few times, when the Joker thought or believed that he might lose Harley at the slightest chance, he became berserk, angry, murderous, and even risked his life, just to prove that he and Harley had each other, he Always loved Harley.

In Suicide Squad, Waller also said: "I have always believed that Harley cannot live without the Joker, but in fact the Joker cannot do without her. The Joker, in his own unique way, really loves Harley and wants to get her sure."

Raistlin, the author who created the clown, Harley and this sadistic love (sadomasochism), has stated publicly more than once: the only love between Harley and the clown is real, and it will never really break.

Then let us wish this DC sadomasochism will never end!!