[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"According to what you said, to be a king, you must first have a weapon that a king can control—that hammer that only a fool can afford. Obviously you can't handle it." The clown curled his fingers and gave him one by one. analyze.

"Second, to protect the safety of the whole world, just like a superhero, you have to work all year round, 360 days a day. It looks like you are not such a self-sacrificing person."

"Third, abandon your selfish desires, and turn yourself into an extremely fair and cold monster. I'm not talking about you. Although everyone is... a monster, it is obvious that it is not your and my choice to take a fair, strict and selfless path. However, I have a friend who does a good job at this! He likes to use coin flips to decide things, and the results are completely unexpected, even if he can't guarantee it, it is very fair and unselfish. Method. Need me to introduce him to you, so that you can study hard? Haha!" Obviously, the friend mentioned by the clown is the double-faced man who was once the light knight of Gotham and was later seduced by him. Vi Dent.

"Don't talk nonsense." Loki's hand strengthened. He couldn't accept the fact that he would be defeated by Thor. He always thought that the reason why the throne fell to Thor's head was entirely because of Odin. The eccentricity of Odin is also because Odin is eccentric to his own son, so he, a god who is a hundred times stronger than Thor, cannot get the throne.Why would this stupid big man who insists on doing things his own way and doesn't use his brain win everyone's favor and the throne, while he will always be just his little follower.

"Okay, okay! The last point, which I think is your biggest failure, is your actions to destroy the frost giants!" The clown obediently said the key points with a playful face.

"Why?" Loki asked blankly, his hand loosened unconsciously.

"Although I hope very much, it is obvious that the king can't do things according to his own mood anyway. The frost giants have not invaded your country in a big way, so you kill your own father (the king of the frost giants, Laufey), Instigate fights, and even destroy other people’s entire clans. Although I welcome and agree with your approach, I have to say that this is not a move that is in line with the king’s expectation of a peaceful atmosphere.”

The clown did not retreat but advanced, approaching Loki and whispered: "Before other people make mistakes, it is not a wise choice for you to execute them. For one thing, they still have the opportunity to make more mistakes for you." Benefits. Second, after the other party has done something wrong, you will get rid of them. This behavior will be more popular.” If Batman heard the Joker’s words, he didn’t know whether he should shake his head or nod.The words are quite reasonable, but it is really not convincing to say it from the mouth of the clown.The first reason is okay, but the second reason... Hehe!Whenever a clown needs to do something to win people's hearts, even if it is to calculate the hearts of others.

Loki has low self-esteem and conceit, he deceives people but is sincere to others, he is perverse but behaves well, he longs for love but abandons love, he wants people to admire him but cuts off people's respect for him, he wants to be recognized but makes people give up on him He admits that he is a contradiction incarnate.He willfully does everything he thinks is right, he acts cruelly regardless of everything, just to get what he can't get and is close at hand (the throne).However, the reason for everything is because he loves his father, queen mother and elder brother deeply, and cannot tolerate any bias from them.

He always believed that his father favored his own son, so he turned a blind eye to the excellent him and entrusted the most important throne to Thor.

And the clown now told him that the throne was not given to him not because of Odin's partiality, but because he himself was not doing well enough, or it should be said that he was doing too well.Before the frost giants started the war, he acted preemptively and stewed them in one pot. In the eyes of others, it would only be his fault, thinking that he was tyrannical and cruel.

The clown deepened his smile, pushed away Loki's hand, picked up the wine glass on the glass table, and took a sip happily.

While Loki was staring blankly for reflection, the door was pushed open.

The clown watched Jamie and Bucky come in one after the other with a look of anticipation, without the slightest bit of surprise.If he hadn't been paralyzed in the lower half of his body, maybe he would have crossed his legs, raised a joyful smile, and greeted his son with open arms.

In fact, he really did so, except that he failed to cross his legs due to physical problems, he opened his arms, grinned happily and said, "Daddy's little Jamie, come to Daddy's arms !" As if they didn't know what happened to Jamie and Bucky today, and they didn't know why their precious son Jamie was so stern.

The clown pulled Jamie to his side, brushed away the head of the bald heron indifferently, and turned Jamie's head with his thumb and other four fingers with care, caressing the faintly red eyes, feeling distressed Said: "My little Jamie! Are you crying? Who bullied you? Tell Daddy, let Daddy vent your anger for you!" The tone is quite sincere, but this is too "flat".

Daddy, known by Jamie, found out that he had cried before without knowing it. It must be a murderous, malicious and gentle as a poisonous snake who asked who the "murderer" was, and even smashed things and turned over the table continuously. Shoot around.

Obviously, whether the clown asked knowingly, or knowing that Jamie must have guessed from the moment he saw the bald heron's head that he already knew what happened to Jamie today, he pretended not to know.

"Daddy, can you not send someone to mess with Aunt May?" Hearing this, the smile on the clown's face froze.

He blinked suspiciously, beckoning his precious son to repeat it again.

"Daddy, Peter is my friend. I don't want to lose this friend." Jamie's eyes were lowered to the bald heron's head, unable to receive the clown's signal, but this did not prevent him from repeating his central meaning.

At this moment, the clown's heart sank, and he still had a grin on his face, but it seemed to be a little bit dangerous, and the hand that pinched Jamie's cheek was a little bit harder, "Little Jamie, say it again."

Feeling the strength from his cheeks, Jamie paused for a while, but without adding any modified words, he really repeated his words.

In the end, he hesitated for a moment, but still opened his mouth and said, "Daddy, let him go!"

Jamie's eyes were lowered throughout the whole process, and his slender eyelashes cast a faint shadow on his face.

The clown is shocked.

He always thought that he and his precious son had a tacit agreement on this matter.

"Baby, why did you say that? You have to know that no matter what Daddy does, it's for your own good." The clown said as if he was hurt, clutching his heart.However, his other hand pinched Jamie even harder.

Jamie raised his head for the first time, and his clear blue eyes met the clown.

"I don't want him to be like Adair."

Adair, his first good friend, when Jamie mentioned him now, his heart still throbs.

"Daddy thought we had reached a consensus." The clown tilted his head and said in disbelief.

Jamie quickly replied: "Our consensus is not to do anything again."

"No no no no!" The clown shook his head, "Our consensus is to stop making these 'bad' friends. Those scorching sun on them will burn you, Daddy doesn't want you to be hurt all over your body,"

"Xiao Chong is fine, but I'm not good." Jamie murmured.

At this time, Jamie felt that his spirit seemed to be divided into two people. One persuaded himself not to quarrel with Daddy who treated him best. He should listen to Daddy and separate from Peter, so that he could protect Peter and obey Daddy. while the other encouraged him to resist, Daddy's words were wrong, Peter was his good friend, he wanted to protect his good friend, and he couldn't let Peter follow Adair's old path.

"Ah──" Jamie stroked his head in pain, his "disease" was haunting him.

"Don't be afraid, I'm here, it's okay." Bucky, who had been silent all this time, buried Jamie's head in his arms, comforting him gently.

"Little Jamie..." The clown looked at his son in pain, and stretched out his hand weakly, but he couldn't touch any corner of Jamie's clothes.He inserted ten fingers into his hair in frustration, he just... wanted to give his son the best, and wiped out all the people and things that might hurt him in advance on the premise that his son could accept it , he just used his own method to protect his only son, what's wrong with that?

"Tch!" Loki, who had been standing by the side as the background, laughed mockingly, "You said it was wrong for me to provoke a fight in advance and destroy other people's clan. So what's the difference between you and me now?" His pale face was full of Full of arrogance, he is always the evil god Loki who plays with people's hearts!

Father, like son.The clown who is a master of manipulating people's hearts knows exactly what he has done after hearing Loki's words.This can't be blamed on him, if you want to blame, you can only blame him for being too nervous and precious to his only son.He always hoped that he could control everything around Jamie and exclude all bad things from his son.

There is no concept of morality, no concept of law, no concept of society, no concept of order in the clown's mind.He really loves Jamie. Maybe his love is not pure, mixed with possessiveness and control, but it is the purest, without any interest or utilitarian love.

Jamie buried his head in Bucky's arms, his whole body trembling, and his powerful mental power kept tearing apart when he was split into two people, as if even his head was going to be split into two.

The violent mental power rushed out of Jamie's body, forming a small tornado, and all the items in the room were swept into the tornado.Fortunately, Jamie still had some reason, trying to suppress his impulse, and try to reduce the size of the tornado so that it would not hurt the Joker, Bucky and Loki.

"Huh?" Professor X, who was watching the little mutants playing on the playground in Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters, suddenly froze and looked towards the sky.

Jamie's mind keeps thinking about his time with the clown, the clown taught him to read and write, the clown taught him to assemble bombs, the clown taught him to be human, the clown told him jokes, and the clown sang lullabies to lull him to sleep.Scenes of warm moments made Jamie fall more and more to the side of the clown, constantly telling himself to obey Daddy and separate from Peter.

"Child, calm down." A kind old man's voice sounded from Jamie's mind.

It was Professor X. Professor X was connected to Jamie, whose brain fluctuated very violently.

According to Professor X's powerful mental power, even if he didn't mean it, he roughly understood the reason why Jamie, who has hidden characteristics, suddenly became very emotional and was discovered by him.

Feeling the powerful and gentle spiritual force from Professor X, Jamie gradually relaxed, and the tornado in the room seemed to become smaller.

"Boy, just because you stumble and lose your way once in a while doesn't mean you will always be lost. Sometimes we just need someone to help you." Professor X's voice sounded slowly with a smile, enveloping Jamie's body with enormous mental power , leading him to his true thoughts.

Adair's bright smiling face, the loneliness before death, Peter's optimistic chatter, and the panic of almost losing Aunt May.

The tornado in the room gradually shrunk and disappeared.

"Daddy..." Jamie pushed Bucky away, stood still, and looked at the clown with firm eyes.

The clown felt as if something was out of his control, waiting for his precious son's speech with great interest.

They all knew that what Jamie said next would affect something forever.

"I still love you."

"But I don't want to be that... powerless me anymore." He still remembers trying to catch Adair, but he couldn't catch it.

This means that if the clown makes things difficult for Peter again, he will be stopped by Jamie.

Bucky and Rocky held their breaths as they waited for the Joker to throw a fit.

Surprisingly, instead of getting angry, the clown applauded.

"Crack, crack, crack, crack!" Again and again, with a grin on his face, as if it was joy from the heart.

"Hi! Uncle, Jamie, Bucky, I thought of a good way to resolve the dispute between us and the captain." Tony, who thought he had a good way, took Jarvis with him without even knocking on the door. entered the room.

Tony, who just had time to hear the clown's applause, was taken aback, and said reflexively, "Uncle, you don't have to be so polite to welcome me."

The author has something to say: Actually~~Yesterday was Silent’s birthday~~

It’s another year’s birthday~~ At that time last year, I opened my first Hong Kong movie article, and now I’m writing my second superhero article.

Time flies so fast~~

It was originally planned to end this chapter, but it still looks like it won't work.

Seeing that many relatives think that it is too bad for Xiao Chong to anger Jamie, but in fact, Spider-Man is positioned as a youth hero, unlike Stark, Steve Rogers, and Brother Hammer who bear too much responsibility.At most, it is some small troubles of puberty.For example, I have no pocket money, my sister is ignoring me again, my best friend is getting emotional, etc.The eternal pain in his heart was Uncle Ben's death.

And Aunt May and Gwen are undoubtedly Peter's Achilles heel, Peter is still a young man, he is not a middle-aged man who has gone through vicissitudes and weather.

You can not understand him, but you can't complain about him.