[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"Are you crazy!!??" Peter gasped and shouted in horror, forgetting to lower his voice.

"Bug..." Jamie has been a child who has no correct concept of right and wrong since he was a child. He intuitively felt that it would be bad to let people out with venom, but with the clown he respected and relied on painstakingly "analyzing", In addition, the person he wants to help is his good friend Tony, so although Jamie feels something is wrong, he still acts according to the clown's plan to help his good friend.

"No! Jamie, leave me alone!" Peter said in a bewildered way as he stepped back a few steps and rubbed his temples with his hands.

"Roar──"

Hulk, who was behind him, had already rubbed against the marble on the ground restlessly because of the sudden appearance of a lot of powerful "dangerous people" who didn't know which side they were. Peter's yelling further stimulated him.

However, even the simple-minded Hulk knows that persimmons are picky and soft.I saw him step on his feet, and the whole person jumped up, mixed with huge momentum and momentum, pressing down on Venom and the others.

Venom and the others all recognize this big green guy. After all, every one or two months, it is reported by the media that it destroys the streets of xx town xx, causing xx casualties and xx economic losses. This transformation is completely unreasonable. The big one is simply a celebrity with a "good name" all over the country.

For such a nuclear bomb-type human-shaped strategic weapon, Venom and the others did not dare to resist his offensive, and all dodged away.

However, they are going to have a good start today and show their new boss Tony Stark a good performance.I saw that they cooperated tacitly to let the hallucinogen master hallucinate Hulk and send out a special hypnotic gas. The venom sprayed out spider silk to wrap Hulk's hands and feet. Kraven drove the giant python, Bengal tiger and cheetah to bite towards Hulk. Hulk's lower limbs, the vulture flew up close to the Hulk's mouth, spit out countless concentrated acid, and Doctor Octopus gave attack instructions to his mechanical tentacles. Ke inserted into the body.

Although the hallucinations created by the hallucination master made Hulk confused for a moment, but the simple-minded he simply didn't want to think about it. With his super regenerative ability, he was immune to all diseases and poisons, so he was not afraid of the hallucination master at all. special hypnotic gas.Although the venom's spider silk is very viscous, he is so powerful that he can break free from the spider silk on his hands and feet with only brute force.The "cuteness" and "enthusiasm" of the python, the Bengal tiger and the cheetah make the simple Hulk very fond of them, and the way Hulk expresses his love is to hold them tightly, and then throw them into the sky with all his strength, playing with them tall.At this time, the vulture, which hindered him from playing games with the "breathing animals", was lightly jumped up by the impatient Hulk, and slapped him to the ground. According to visual inspection, the vulture lying in a big pit had a strange posture and should be broken More than a dozen bones, this is still the result of the protection of his flight suit.

At this time, Doctor Octopus's mechanical tentacles also rushed in front of Hulk, and the huge force successfully knocked the unsuspecting Hulk over.

"Roar──" the Hulk who fell to the ground roared, "Hulk is angry!!!" A trace of grievance flashed in his eyes, which was quickly replaced by full of anger.

The mechanical tentacles that already had simple thoughts and wisdom knew very well the reason why they couldn't leave their prey with a breath, so they quickly attacked with all four hands while the iron was hot.It's just that it's not sure which prey it is.

Hulk grabbed two mechanical tentacles with both hands, and his feet sank into the hard marble stone under great pressure.With each mechanical tentacles having a strength of 8 tons, Hulk who was not ready really suffered a loss at the beginning.However, as time went by, the muscles on the kidneys of Hulk's hand gradually bulged at a speed visible to the naked eye, and overwhelmed the mechanical tentacles.

Seeing that the situation was not good, the remaining two mechanical tentacles, Venom and others launched another attack.

"Go away!!" Goliath, who had turned into a giant, rushed forward, slapping the venom on the way, trying to stop them from besieging Hulk.

The hallucinogenic master spat out disdainfully: "You nasty little bug!" With a light wave, he shook out the dosing hypnotic gas hidden in his wrist.

Ah!The hallucinogen sneered and thought: "I can't do anything to that Hulk, and I can't do anything to you as a "giant"?" His hypnosis group is not only as simple as hypnosis, he also added various chemicals in it, To cause different effects, including: blunted reaction, paralysis for 30 minutes, and hallucinations in the inhaler.

The "giant" Goliath was indeed hit, and fell to the ground with a bang.

It's just that he fell down at the wrong time, on the way where the third mechanical tentacle was about to take the opportunity to attack Hulk. Violently pulled the unconscious Goliath to the wall tens of meters away.

Goliath vomited blood and tilted his head, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.

Venom gave a sinister smile full of murderous intent, revealing the sharp blade in his hand, and was about to step forward to finish Goliath, so as to avenge the shove just now.

"Eddie! Get away!!" But three steps away from Goliath, Peter had already flown through the air, kicked away the venom, and the sharp blade fell to the ground.

The series of events just now happened so fast that even Steve and the others couldn't stop them.

"What the hell are you trying to do!?" Ant-Man Hank was the first to yell, and with the support of his wife Janet, he stumbled to Goliath's side.Their relationship is very good. Ant-Man Hank gave Goliath the Pym Particles he invented, and Goliath even decided to become a superhero with Ant-Man Hank's encouragement.

Ant-Man Hank's eyes were red, and he kept patting Goliath's face, "Goliath! Goliath!! Respond to me!!!"

Janet the Wasp stretched out her finger and pressed hard on the blood vessels on Goliath's neck. After closing her eyes and feeling it carefully, she opened her eyes in surprise and shouted: "He's still alive, hurry up! Send him to the hospital!!"

"Yes! Take him to the hospital!" Steve took the lead and strode up to Goliath, bent his waist, and was about to lift Goliath with Thor.

"and many more!"

At this time, the unsophisticated Tony Pride Starkett, who has always been ignorant of the situation and the face of people, stepped forward to stop Steve.

"Tony! Goliath is our friend." Steve seemed taken aback that Tony would stop them from sending Goliath to the doctor.

Tony shrugged, "I just wanted to remind you of a few things."

"First, who wins this time?"

"My God! Tony, you still have to fight to win or lose at this time? You are already in your 30s, not three years old!" When this question came up, even Natasha couldn't help covering her face.

"Okay, okay!" It seemed that he was a little childish, but Tony would not admit it.

"Second," Tony pouted at Hulk, who was throwing mechanical tentacles wildly behind him, killing super criminals half to death, "what about this big guy in a rage?" They couldn't leave him alone.

Steve pursed his lips.

This is indeed a problem that needs to be solved urgently, and Steve silently puts his little hopeful eyes on his best friend.

There is no doubt that this best friend is naturally Bucky Barnes.

Bucky, who received the look, of course knew what Zhuma meant. No matter how he calculated, Zhuma would never think that he could handle that big guy. There was only one person present who could easily handle that big guy.With the passage of time, the feelings brought to him by those memories decades ago gradually began to emerge, but in any case, for him now, there is only one most important person.

He hesitated, and after weighing the instructions to help the bamboo horse and his "mother-in-law", he whispered something in Jamie's ear.

Peter didn't think twice like them. After KO'd the venom, he said in a bad tone, "Jamie, order your 'men' to stop!"

Jamie blinked, looking very pure and well-behaved.

I saw him turning around and facing a huge python hanging around his neck, a Bengal tiger and a cheetah hanging on his legs, with spider silk venom sprayed on his head, Kraven the hunter holding a chain at his feet, and a cheetah in front of him. The hallucinogenic master bouncing his weapon back and forth and the Hulk Hulk wrestling with mechanical tentacles.

Hulk was full of impatience, and the "little harassment" and provocation of the "little bugs" in front of him aroused his anger even more.

"Hi! Big man!" Jamie called out, making hands like loudspeakers.

"Roar──" Hulk's ears moved, and he looked over fiercely.

I saw a delicate blond boy meeting his eyes with a pure smile.

Hulk only felt that his angry brain was smoothed by a sudden force, his mind was cleared, his anger began to subside, and his sanity gradually recovered.

Except for Max Electro who gave a knowing smile, the others were only surprised to see Hulk Hulk's huge figure slowly fade away, shrinking one by one, and slowly returning to the height of a normal person.

Jamie uses his own mental power to wrap Hulk. It has to be said that, except that it takes a little longer because Hulk's anger value is higher than Max, it is much less dangerous than Max.

"Well done!" Steve praised from the heart, and even the cool Hawkeye Button couldn't help but give a thumbs up.You must know that every time this big guy goes crazy, he will destroy a lot of things, and even hurt innocent people. It is great to have Jamie, a human-shaped pacifier.

Of course, Steve didn't forget Goliath, who was lying on the ground hanging by a thread.

He was about to bend down and lift Goliath with Thor again when Tony spoke again.

"Wait..." Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Ant-Man Hank on his own side.

"What are you waiting for? Tony! He's dying!!" Ant-Man Hank said emotionally.

"..." Looking around, I saw that half of the people on the field (not including the half of the watchmen and the criminals) were staring at him, as if he didn't have a good reason to leave the hall today .

Tony shrugged helplessly, comforting everyone: "Take it easy, take it easy."

Seeing that some of the half of the people were already gearing up to catch him and beat him up, not just one or two, Tony immediately raised his hands and said in surrender: "Okay! I just want to say that we have Doctors, and medical equipment..."

"Where? Readers can't see it." Deadpool tilted his head and said cutely.

Tony moved lightly, and as soon as he turned around, he dodged behind Jarvis.

"here."

Jarvis suddenly became the focus of everyone's attention, and he smiled "gently".

Jarvis's body was designed and installed by Tony himself. Even Mister Fantastic Richards and Ant-Man Hank didn't know what function Jarvis had.Is it the same as Ultron?Or is it the same as Vision? ?

"Go! Jarvis." Tony enjoyed the disbelieving eyes of the people present, and lightly said.

Jarvis faced everyone's gaze, took two steps forward, and swept Goliath, whose breath was getting weaker and weaker.

"Four thoracic vertebrae were broken, three bones in the arm were fractured, and two bones were inserted into the kidney and liver respectively. There was massive bleeding in the body, the heart rate was 40 beats per minute, the cardiac output continued to drop, and the blood pressure dropped..." A series of professional terms are in Jarvis read it out of his mouth, and knelt on the ground with one leg to give Goliath various emergency measures.

That's right!At the beginning, Tony set up Jarvis as a medical robot, mainly for first aid, and attack as a secondary.

After a while, Goliath's breathing became stable, the blood on his face began to recover, his heart rate and blood pressure returned to a low but barely qualified level, and he successfully passed the dangerous period.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and Steve and Ant-Man Hank sincerely thanked, "Thank you, Jarvis."

"It's easy to say." Tony looked proud, as if he saved Goliath with his own hands.

Steve and Ant-Man Hank felt a twitch, but it was difficult to say anything about him, after all, Jarvis was created by him.

"Where are you going, bug?" Jamie noticed Peter walking out of the hall alone with a mask on, trotted a few steps, and asked while grabbing his hand.

Unexpectedly, Peter reacted greatly: "Let go of me!" He shook off Jamie's hand.

One wave just flattened, another wave rose again.

The attention of Steve, Tony and others, who were still rejoicing that Goliath was safe, was also drawn here.

"All superheroes are paranoid. They don't have to take saving the world as their job, but they live to save the world." Peter said to himself, "They are destined to take responsibility, they can't help themselves. They have a The common name is called a superhero.”

"This is me, Peter Parker's Spider-Man superhero life." Peter bowed his head and raised a self-deprecating smile.

"Bug..."

"Don't call me that." Peter stared fixedly at Jamie.

"I thought I was on the side of justice for the sake of the people. But what is the difference between me now and those super criminals?" Peter asked back with confused eyes.

"The government just unleashed the goddamn villains in order to get all the superheroes to obey. They were even, just in front of me... almost... almost... if Tony hadn't designed the medical system to be in On Jarvis... If Tony hadn't brought Jarvis here... Goliath would have died! Not by fighting evil, but by these damned human scum, fighting against that damned Die for justice!!" Peter helplessly covered his face, covering his red and regretful eyes, "What the hell did I do just now!!!???"

"Bug..." Jamie tugged at Peter's mask blankly.

"I said it! Don't want to call me like this!" Peter violently shook off Jamie's hand, and the mask fell from his hand to the marble brick not far away.

"We are no longer friends!" Peter tried to open his eyes wide, not to let the tears fall from his eyes, "Only friends can call me that! And you and I! We are no longer friends!" No matter who released the poison Whose idea is it really, but it's clear that Jamie's role in it won't be low either.

Before meeting Jamie, Peter's world has always been very simple, black is black, white is white, there has never been gray in his world.Maybe he can't pay his own rent from time to time, maybe he's not the most popular coolguy in school, maybe he doesn't have enough money to date his girlfriend, maybe he's just like almost every American who spends his days worrying about all sorts of trivial things And worry and work hard.After meeting Jamie, gray gradually invaded the white world.Maybe this would make Peter's life better, but he's changed.

He doesn't know himself anymore.

Peter took two steps back slowly, then turned and walked towards the gate.

He needs Jing Jing, don't ask him who Jing Jing is.Peter thought quite entertainingly.

"Little bug." Full of thoughts, Peter slammed into the thick chest muscles of the man in front of him.

"?" Peter looked puzzled.

"You know about my daughter, Allegra." The one who blocked Peter was none other than Big Brother's silly father Flint.

"I promised her that as long as she obediently listens to the doctor, I will take Spider-Man to the playground with her on Sunday." Thinking of his daughter's smile, a trace of tenderness appeared on Flint's cold face.

"Flint, I also want to go, but I promised Gwen to watch "Harry Potter 7" together on Sunday." Peter refused in no mood.

"Crack, click!" Flint didn't say anything, but had a cold face, clenched his fists, and made a sound of snapping fingers. The huge threat was self-evident.

"OKOK! I'll bring Gwen with me." Peter was really not in the mood to fight Flint, and after agreeing to him hastily, he sprayed out spider silk and left.

In the moments before he leaves, Bucky notices a momentary pause in Peter.

And Jamie, when Peter said that they would never be friends again, hadn't said a word.He just stood there quietly, watching Peter leave quietly, and quietly walked not far away to pick up the Spider-Man mask.

Gently pat the dust off its surface.

Jamie just looked at it, as if looking through it at someone else.

作者有话要说：非常感谢懒扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-06-0117:00:47~~~~

In fact, I wanted to post this chapter yesterday, but I want to improve it a little bit so that it becomes a chapter of more than 5000 words today~ It’s a chapter celebrating the collection of [-] works in this article~ I hope everyone will continue to support , leave a lot of comments~

(Hey) Have you never thought that Jarvis is actually a medical robot? Silently has a big enough brain hole!

It's in Worm's nature to never accept what Jamie has done, and this is a test for Papa Clown.

If you can accept it, stay; if you can't accept it, get out!

The clown father wants to create the safest environment for his good son, and does not allow any existence that will make his son "weakened" to stay with Jamie.