[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"Baby Jamie, what do you think of that... superhero registration act?" The Joker asked with an unfathomable smile.

Jamie blinked. "While I don't care about being identified, I don't like it."

"Then if you had to stand on one side, which side would you be on?" The clown continued to ask.

Jamie's heart skipped a beat, and he said cautiously, "Daddy, do you want me to help that...the American spirit?" As the son of the clown, he clearly knows how much the clown dislikes the government, and he is completely an anarchist .

If Daddy asked him to help that annoying Daodedi, he figured...he'd do it anyway, even if he didn't want to.Jamie thought helplessly.

He completely refused the Joker's wishes.

He is sick.

Dependent personality disorder.

And it's not as sick as usual.

And his illness is more serious than the average person.

Because he was sick willingly.

To Jamie's surprise, the Joker uttered one word: "No." He guessed wrong.Compared with hating the government, the clown cares more about a world without rules, morality, planning, and justice.And the confrontation between Tony and Steve, let him know how he can build a world he loves, a chaotic, free-wheeling world.

His purely dark eyes glowed with excitement, "You go and help your good friend." In Tony, the clown smelled a familiar smell, a kind of paranoia that he was familiar with but with some differences .The one he was familiar with was the light in the dark, but Tony was the dark in the light.

For this sense of familiarity, it was already worth asking him to "help" Tony.

The clown glanced at Bucky indiscriminately.

If you want to be with his baby, you have to see how you behave.

"You have to know that friendship is everything. Friendship is more important than talent, more important than government, and it is almost equal to family. Don't forget this." The clown sang.Like the "friendship" between him and the big bat.Hehe!aha!Who would rush out to catch his enemy when the enemy must die, even ignoring his own life.

The clown narrowed his eyes slightly, he is really the best dad in the world, he thought narcissistically.

"Boom!" There was a knock on the door.

"Jamie, Uncle, Bucky." It was Tony who was supposed to be arguing with Steve in the conference room.

Say Tony, Tony arrives.

"Oh! Nephew, it's you!" The clown said joyfully.

"Yes." Tony swallowed his saliva, he still has the two scars that he is not used to the clown.

Turning his face away, Tony said with rare seriousness: "Jamie, listen! I need you to support me."

"The captain was dissatisfied with the Superhero Registration Act, so he forcibly left the building just now. Fury also objected but was suspended by General Ross, and left with the captain." In a few words, he explained what happened just now.

"Listen!" Tony licked his lips and listened twice in a row, showing that his heart was not as calm as his face.

"After the captain and Fury leave, they will definitely unite those superheroes who also oppose the bill. Jamie, I need you." Tony used his genius brain, and it was easy to guess the relationship between Steve and Fury. As for the next move, he also knows that there are many superheroes who are dissatisfied with this bill.At this time, he really needs Jamie to express his support for him. As long as Jamie is willing to stand up and support him, the watchman team behind him will definitely advance and retreat with him and support the bill together.

Messiah, Winter Soldier, Deadpool, Spiderman, Electro, Sandman, Lizardman.If you single out any one, other superheroes have a chance to kill them, but as long as they are united, even the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants with a large number of people cannot easily defeat them. Most of them will be killed or injured, and their vitality will be greatly damaged.

At the end, Tony also said: "Besides, General Ross asked me to tell you just now that Your Excellency the President hopes that you will support this bill." However, he did not notice the sternness in the eyes of the clown "Uncle" next to him.

Tony also knew exactly why Franklin wanted Jamie to support the bill.As long as Jamie announces his identity as the Messiah, it is true that His Excellency the President will cause public criticism because of some extreme behaviors of his son, but a president with a religious superhero son is popular among voters with religious beliefs, especially Jewish believers. And among some voters who themselves love superheroes, the popularity and support rate will definitely rise sharply.When the general election is approaching, it is also a trick to announce Jamie's superhero status.

"I……"

Before Jamie could finish his sentence, the clown stopped him, "Nephew, it's not that I don't want Jamie to help you, but it's too dangerous." The clown was frowning, as if he was really afraid of what would happen to Jamie Like a mistake.

"?" Jamie's head was full of question marks. Didn't he just tell him to help Tony?

He and Bucky looked at each other tacitly, making sure that he heard correctly just now.

But the well-behaved Jamie and Bucky, who was still in the inspection period, watched the clown performance in silence.

A master of psychology? A clown? A powerful Oscar winner easily sent Tony away, "My baby, you must remember to never let others know what you think, and never let others know what cards you have in your hand. And ..."

"He pissed me off." The clown didn't say the first sentence at the end, but just murmured to himself in his heart.

The clown tapped on the table, wondering what was going on in his mind.

There are still many Americans who sell Captain America's signboard.

According to the regulations of the bill, all those who want to use superpowers publicly must register with the government, and those who want to become superheroes must receive proper review and training.This bill applies to people who are born with superpowers, people who acquire superpowers through technology (such as Iron Man), or ordinary people who want to challenge themselves to become superpowers.

The Superhero Registration Act has been discussed on the bright side since Congress, and the American spirit Steve united many superheroes who also opposed the bill, and publicly opposed the Superhero Registration Act as the leader of the opposition. Many American people have been shaken I originally completely agreed with the bill.

Although at present, the people in favor of the superhero registration bill still occupy the majority, but as long as Steve and other anti-bill superheroes continue to appear in front of the public, and save the people without harming ordinary people, I want to come here In the end, the bill will be forced to fail because of the lack of enthusiasm of the general people.

Tony is both happy and worried about this. The joy is that if there is no bill, the superheroes do not need to split; the worry is that if there is no bill, the superheroes will not be restrained and trained enough, which will easily cause more tragedies.Still hesitating, he decided to wait and see.

But whether it's the voice of the people starting to decrease or Tony's stop, it's all the government, and it's the last thing the clown wants to see.

To this, the Joker has a very good (he thinks) idea.

There is still a fuse for a war between superheroes.

And the Joker decided to light the fuse on...

White House.

The clown smiled happily,

That's a good place, isn't it?

"May I visit your mood at the moment?" Loki was very curious about the feelings of this "friend" in front of him who had a surprisingly similar but completely different experience to his own.

For the father he loves the most, he "cuts" his biological father with his hands.

After silently installing the last bomb, Jamie let go and replied softly: "Well...how should I put it? My heart is beating fast, and I'm very...excited." With a bright smile on his face , The azure blue eyes seem to be shining.

From the moment he accepted the clown's teaching, a factor called bomb has been deeply engraved in the depths of every gene in Jamie's body along with the clown's "love".

White House.

What a great and important place, Jamie is deeply honored to be able to blow up this place himself as a citizen of the United States.

White House.

A prison with such a large area separates him from his biological parents. Jamie feels relieved from the bottom of his heart to be able to blow up this place with his own hands.

Yes, they just walked out of the mansion where the most powerful man in America planted a bomb.

Reliably, Bucky, who has been accompanying him to do bad things, paused and reminded: "The distance should be almost the same."

Jamie also stopped, fumbled for a button from his trouser pocket, and pressed it hard.

"Boom──" A loud noise sounded behind them.

A flaming red cloud exploded in midair.The former elegant and generous White House kept collapsing, and the internal buildings collapsed one after another, and the broken reinforced concrete fell like a meteor shower.

Jamie closed his eyes slightly, and happily listened to the sound of the explosion behind him, as if he was listening to rock music with strong rhythm. The genes in every part of his body were trembling with excitement. The depression disappeared with the sound of the explosion.

In just a few seconds, most of the White House has become ruined, devastated, no longer elegant and tidy a few seconds ago.Jamie was puzzled when he heard the unexpected continuous voice behind him, shaking the ground.

Together with Bucky, he tilted his head and stared at the White House "divided into two" behind him. Everyone read it correctly, it was the White House divided into "two". …Still tenaciously standing, with only a few pits here and there.

Jamie, Bucky →_→: "..."

Loki opened his clear green eyes and smiled innocently and innocently.

"Loki, you are in charge over there." Bucky pointed out calmly.

"Really?" Loki blinked, trying to play dumb.

Jamie was not immune to his tricks, and said with certainty, "Yes."

"Okay, okay." Seeing that the trick of pretending to be stupid was useless, Loki straightened his face and replied in a serious manner: "Who told you two to just do it yourself and not check it again." In front of Jamie and Bucky, Loki seemed to return to being the proudest little prince in Asgard, showing his truest and most unscrupulous side, and resigned seriously.

Bucky looked at him quietly, turned his head to Jamie and said, "I told you not to take him." He and Jamie sneaked out under the cover of the clown, but this troublesome ghost accidentally noticed , Followed up with a sullen face, interrupting his date with Jamie.

Loki is really unreliable.Bucky made a conclusion in his mind.

Jamie squinted at him: "I told you many times to put the bomb closer, but you didn't listen. If you put it too far away, the radio detonation signal will be very weak! You just think about looking at flowers and listening to music." Loki looked Seeing the flowers in the rose garden outside the presidential office and the classic vinyl discs and CDs that Franklin and Audrey have collected for a long time, he didn’t know how to step forward and volunteered that he could handle the bomb device on the other side by himself. .

Fortunately, he and Bucky believed him.Jamie wrinkled his delicate little nose, thinking angrily.

"Hehe!" Loki was speechless and could only wink in favor.Of course, this has something to do with the pile of..."trophies"...or should it be called "a small gift for a half-day tour of the White House".

Jamie looked at his belated behavior, rolled his eyes angrily, and kept tapping the button on his hand vigorously.

In the end, the half of the White House that "Boom──" managed to survive was also blown up following its other half, completely destroying that one.

Jamie nodded contentedly.

The symbol of supreme American power was officially destroyed.

"Oh yeah~~"

The author has something to say: The working time is not fixed recently, so the update time is also different, I hope everyone will forgive me.

The plot of bombing the White House that has been talked about for a long time has appeared~~~~~~

Everyone, don’t hesitate to give a reward~~~~~~

In other words, Tony really doesn't know how to look at people's faces, and he dares to mention Franklin in front of the ugly man~~