[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"Damn it! Forget about my worry-free son! Where did these guys come from!?" Tony raised his hand and rushed up to those unknown men in black uniforms Enemies and other robots fire palm cannons, while quickly turning 360 degrees to avoid the endless attacks of "son".

After Steve smashed an enemy with all his strength, he saw that the enemy in front of him happened to stand in a line, put their shields on their foreheads, but found that there was no familiar knocking sound.He suddenly realized that Thor was flying to New York to find rescuers, maybe on the way back, but he was not on the battlefield anyway.Just when he was about to put down the shield, "Clang!" A huge gravity fell from the sky, sending out a strong shock wave to hit the enemies in a row on the side.

Without looking at the enemies that have been dealt with, Steve put down his shield in surprise.

Sure enough, Thor has returned with rescue.

"Sisi—" Peter, wearing a red and black tights, did his part, and was the first to entangle several enemies with spider silk.

"Zizi──"

"Shusha──"

Max and Flint shot one after another.

And Professor Connors turned into a giant lizard man, and ended up with a fleshy arm, a lizard tail waving superbly.

And Jamie, Bucky, Deadpool, and Rocky were watching the show from the sidelines.Because the clown is inconvenient to move, he "understands" that he can stay in New York.Of course, whether he is doing anything in private is another matter.

"Left hook! Right hook! Hit him! Fly kick! Kick him in the balls!!" Deadpool made a big bag of potato chips out of nowhere. The attacking pose of Peter et al.

Jamie honestly and unceremoniously took several potato chips from the large bag of potato chips in Deadpool's hand, and shared them with Bucky.And Rocky didn't regard himself as an outsider, with a noble and elegant face, eating cheap and unhealthy potato chips.

"Ka Ka Ka!" The crunching sound of crisp potato chips came from both the enemy and us who were fighting hard on the "Zhan Che" and couldn't help turning their heads to glance at them.

"Cuckoo──" Tony, who has been devoting himself to eating all kinds of delicious and unhealthy, high-salt, high-sugar, and high-calorie foods, was bloody in South Africa (other people's). After fighting for a long time, seeing delicious and attractive potato chips appear, his stomach Can't help but beat the drums.

It's just, "Gudu!" Tony couldn't help swallowing his saliva, turned his head with difficulty, and tried hard to keep this "evil" food from appearing in his sight.

Little Pepper dislikes his big belly, and has been forcing him to exercise and eat salad for the past few weeks. He hasn't eaten junk food for a long time.But if she found out that he was stealing food, she would definitely be very angry.

Tony licked his lips, trying to suppress the thoughts of wanting to eat, wanting to eat, and wanting to eat, and blasted the disobedient "son".

However, the sound of Jamie and the others kept ringing in his ears, and his nose seemed to still smell the tempting smell of potato chips.

Just when Tony and the others had their morale soared (?) and their strength skyrocketed because of Peter and the others joining them, and they began to fight against the enemy, a new force suddenly joined in.

"Sisi──" A black spider's silk hit Peter's white spider's silk accurately.

"Hush——" A figure flashed past quickly and knocked Peter away.

"Bang bang──" A pair of powerful mechanical tentacles suddenly stretched out from a distance, and they slammed Professor Conners' huge lizard body and Steve who had only time to block with his shield.

"Hoho──" A huge monster covered with scales of reptiles burst out, confronting the Hulk who had been ramming unscrupulously among unknown enemies.

"Huhu──" A bald man with wings and a man wearing animal skins brought several ferocious pythons, Bengal tigers, and cheetahs to pounce on Natasha and Barton respectively.

"Buzzing──" A man in an exaggerated costume and a helmet and a young woman in a red leather coat cast spells together, luring out the bloodthirsty and violent dark factor in Max's heart.

In a blink of an eye, the situation on the field changed drastically, and the superhero (?) side fell into a complete disadvantage.

"Venom? Doctor Octopus? Vulture? Hunter Kraven? Master hallucinogen?" Peter took time out of his busy schedule to glance at the arena, and shouted in a speechless voice: "My God! Could it be a beating bug today? Meeting!?"

After all, he greeted the "old friends" who have walked together over the years in a friendly manner one by one.

"Venom, how many times have I told you not to copy me, if you do this again, you will be charged a copyright fee!" It means that Venom is exactly the same as himself, but in a different color tights.

"Doctor, I haven't seen you for a long time. Recently, you can't even rob a bank?" He insinuated that Dr. Octopus has never successfully robbed a bank.

"Dude, have you used the hair tonic I introduced you last time? What?? Have you used it??? Oh! It seems that it is not very suitable for you." Asked and answered in surprise.

"Kraven, how many sources of evil have you collected to find me bad luck? If it weren't for me, you wouldn't have received this order. Give me a share!" Even though the need for money is not as great as it used to be, but After spending a long time with the dead waiter who wanted money, he always had the habit of withdrawing money from time to time.

"Tell me, master illusionist, when are you going to give back your fishbowl head to the goldfish?" Peter disagreed with the illusionist's taste in using the fishbowl as a helmet.

The one who was ridiculed most successfully──is not very suitable for hair tonic Adrian, it doesn’t work after using it. The vulture Toombs was furious. With a wave of wings, he flew to Peter’s side, hugged him and rushed into the sky. "The sky is mine!" He planned to fly straight to the sky and throw his hated Spider-Man to death.

Vulture was originally an electronic engineer who was falsely accused of secretly developing war machines and helping enemy countries threaten the security of the United States and was arrested and imprisoned.In extreme desperation, he becomes another person.He began to use the flying suit to commit crimes, which gave him a sense of pleasure that he had never had before.Fly as you want, and do all the things you wanted to do but couldn't do as you want.Dr. Adrian gradually turned into a heinous criminal.His real name was slowly forgotten, and "Vulture" became his new name.

"You're right, but I'm just renting it out." Peter nodded, affirming his statement graciously, and then shot spider silk towards the tall trees on the side, and swayed into the sky with pulling force, as if it could fly, successfully throwing off the vulture .

Vulture: "..."

"Tony Stark." Ultron stopped, and the other robots gathered behind him, "None of you can expect to leave here today."

"Oh, my son, you really broke Dad's heart." The Avengers stopped and gathered behind Tony, while Peter and others naturally retreated to Jamie.

"Mr. Stark, are you comfortable inside?" The fast silver-haired man came out and asked disdainfully.

"Very good, you have a heart." Tonyton replied without a pause.A trace of doubt flashed in his eyes, it was because the young silver-haired man was too hostile to him, which made Tony try hard to remember which banquet he satirized him at, or did he sleep with his girlfriend?

"Hey! Parker!" Venom, Eddie Brock, has always held a grudge against Peter for getting him out of a job and making him the laughing stock of his colleagues and the press.

He said to Peter bitterly, "Since that day, I have never thought of humiliating you...as if you humiliated me..."

"Last time, if the sand people hadn't turned against you temporarily, and you had other friends to rescue you, you would have died long ago."

"Spider-Man, I will definitely crush you this time." The four mechanical tentacles behind Doctor Octopus kept waving, and the short, fat man with high-degree glasses stood out against the backdrop of the four huge mechanical tentacles. Not weak at all.

"Little spider, I brought something new this time, you will definitely like it." The hallucinogenic master said happily to Peter's mocking words just now.

The master of hallucinations, whose real name is Quentin Baker, is a film special effects artist working in Hollywood, but his desire for fame has almost reached a crazy point. He wants to emulate Spider-Man and become an admired hero.So he dressed himself up as an alien in a Hollywood costume.Then, research a camera device that can convert false images into real pictures, creating illusions exactly the same as reality.He used this device to first create the illusion of Spider-Man robbing and wounding people.Let Spider-Man change from a hero to a wanted criminal, and then come out swaggeringly under the name of "Master of Illusion" and declare that Spider-Man will be punished.

For a time he was successful, but Peter was defeated repeatedly by his cunning and his contraptions.Coupled with the addition of Jonah Jameson, the owner of the "Daily Bugle", the hallucinogen becomes a real superhero, while Spider-Man becomes a villain who cannot stand up to justice.It's just that Spider-Man finally revealed the true face of the hallucinogen.As a result, the resentment of the hallucinogenic master who was unwilling to fail deepened and became one of Spider-Man's most troublesome enemies.

And Vulture had a dark face, apparently he was very dissatisfied that Spider-Man had successfully escaped just now.

Hunter Craven had a smile on his face, but no matter how kind the smile was on his face, it looked ferocious, "Spider-Man, do you want my commission? After you die, I will burn it to you in front of your cemetery." how."

Kraven is a standard hunter.And his hunting purpose is always only two, that is - money and honor.In the beginning, he was employed by wealthy people in the upper class to collect money to do things, and he was responsible for hunting the rare animals they wanted, even if he violated the law.The traps made by Kraven are said to be difficult for even dinosaurs to escape.One day, he received a commission from the underworld emperor Kingpin - "Hunting the most dangerous spider in the world".

It can be said that it took great pains to catch Spider-Man Kraven.All kinds of traps emerge in endlessly.Almost the whole city has become a "bug net".Poison gas, lure Spider-Man into an empty building and then detonate it...etc.He even released the pythons, Bengal tigers, and cheetahs he trained to hunt down Spider-Man.

The two launched a life-and-death final contest, and Spider-Man won the final victory.This failure was regarded by Craven as a great humiliation.He vowed to kill Spider-Man to vent his hatred, so he confronted Spider-Man day after day

It seems that all the super criminals caught by him have escaped. Peter shivered, feeling like an insect trapped in a spider's web. behind.Looking at the "tall" figures of his friends, Peter finally let go of his heart a little.

"Pfft!" Jamie burst out laughing, "Xiao Chong, you have so many enemies!" He said with a relaxed smile, completely ignoring the menacing enemies in front of him.

"Yes! Yes! Jamie, you have to protect me!" Peter begged, pretending to be pitiful.

Jamie smiled brightly, "Don't worry, I will protect you."

"I'll take good care of you too!"

"The hook is settled!"

"Um!"

The two little fingers are wrapped around the pull hook and are tightly hooked to each other.

In the best years of life, the ignorant and innocent young man is always full of enthusiasm for the future, as if he is the protagonist of the world.It's just that when the promise was made at that time, after going through the vicissitudes of life, who still remembers who made the promise for whom.

The author has something to say: I am very unmotivated, where are all the comments and messages?????????????

After thinking about it, there is still not much to write about the villain’s spring, let’s go to the civil war quickly! In advance, I have not yet entered the venue to watch US Team 3: Civil War. The content in this article is all based on the comic plot and the author’s imagination made!

Hehe! Anyone have an idea of ​​what I'm going to do next?