[DC+Marvel] why so serious

Regardless of how the two sober people in the ward were... Just kidding, with Tony's boisterous and show-off style, he decided to hold a party.

In addition to several of their superheroes, many agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. also participated in the party.Tony, who was very curious about Loki's wand, also borrowed the research from Thor, the current owner of the wand, and promised to return it to Thor at the party three days later.

"Our job is to realize what if..."

"The next time the aliens make a big attack, what if they can't get past the defense line?"

"Three days, just give me three days."

"What I see is the world protected by armor."

"This very fragile blue planet needs Ultron."

"Peace in our time."

"Think about it!"

After fooling Dr. Banner into cracking the core of the wand with him, Tony didn't care about anything, and only focused on researching with Dr. Banner on the artificial intelligence robot that can defend the whole earth-Ultron.

And in just three days, the clown has become very familiar with Jamie's friends.Flint, Max, and Deadpool who don’t care about whether the clown is a superhero or a supervillain, even Peter with a sense of justice and Professor Connors who is swaying between good and evil, are all overwhelmed by the clown’s extraordinary " Acting", successfully deceived.

"You look very nervous, are you afraid of these scars?" The clown sat on the hospital bed, smiled "kindly" at Peter and others, and asked easily, pointing to the scars on his face.

Looking around, Peter showed his fearless spirit and nodded hesitantly.

"Do you know how they come here?" The clown "forced a smile" and shook Peter's hand, "Come on, look at me."

"I once had a wife who was as beautiful as your girlfriend. She said I was always too worried; One day they scratched her face and we didn't have money for plastic surgery, she couldn't afford it, I just want to see her smile again, I just want her to know that I don't mind the scars on her face, so, I put the knife in her mouth, did this, made herself like this. But you know what, she dared not look at me, she left me." The corners of the clown's ever-smiling mouth seemed to bend down, forming a Sad, frustrated expression.

Peter, who was stupid and fell in love, not only completely believed the clown's words, but also sympathized with his experience.In the past few days, he has done countless things for the clown to make up for his guilt of "misunderstood" the clown.

The clown sat on the bed and smiled full of will, and his attitude towards Peter became more kind, which made Peter feel more guilty and closer, and he didn't know what he was planning.

In the original Stark Tower, which Tony generously contributed, the top floor of the Avengers Tower is now decorated with dazzling splendor, bright stars, full of voices, and agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. , the men are all heroic, and the women are all beautiful and moving.

Even the clown who was "dumbly" lying on the hospital bed was pushed out by Jamie and Peter, enjoying this rare party together.

After drinking for three rounds, the moon in the sky rose into the air unknowingly, hanging high in the sky.

The agents of the Shenxun Bureau also bid farewell to their masters. They are not superheroes, and they have to go to work tomorrow.If you don't leave, you will be late for work tomorrow. Fury's complexion is already dark enough, and he doesn't need their help to dye it black again.

And the drunken superheroes just played the game of "who can pick up Thor's hammer" with great interest.

"If I lift it up, I can rule Asgard?" Tony was drunk, jokingly said: "Then I will reintroduce the right of the first night!"

rogue.The serious Jamie rolled his eyes and smiled secretly.

He would never let Tony know about his phone with the recording function turned on. If Pepper saw this video, something very interesting would happen.Jamie directly took the video from the Internet and shared it with Poz, who "has a huge company to manage", while smiling like a fox who stole a chicken.

Bucky, who had been focusing on Jamie, gently stroked his blond hair.

Thor's Hammer - Mjolnir.This hammer can only be lifted by someone it deems "worth entrusting", and whoever lifts Mjolnir will "possess the power of Thor".

Not Hawkeye Patton, not Tony without armor, not Tony with armor gloves, Tony with Mark Six gloves and Colonel Rhodes with Patriot armor gloves, not even Captain America Steve , he could only move Thor's Hammer slightly.

Steve returned to his seat with a smile on his face, not the slightest bit discouraged.He is currently the only one who can move Thor's hammer. As for whether he can lift it, only Steve himself knows.

Game continues.

The untransformed Dr. Banner can't, and Hulk tried it before and it didn't work.Professor Connors tried brute force, but failed.

Seeing this, Flint turned his hand into sand and "rolled up" Thor's Hammer smoothly, and Max released an electric current from his hand and successfully "pulled" Thor's Hammer.Of course, the cheating practice of these two people was despised by the crowd, and they were disqualified from the competition.

And Deadpool... this guy has a mean face with a smile on his face. When he doesn't participate, he still follows his good friend Peter who is about to move, because he has the first Marvel plug-in in his hand, so he naturally knows that he and his good friend can get along with each other. Cannot lift Thor's Hammer.

It's too public to hold Thor's Hammer now, and it should be taken when Thor doesn't care, such as when he is going to the toilet... Deadpool smiled obscenely.

"But my explanation is simpler..."

When Thor flung the hammer into the air with the ease of showing off, he caught it.

"You are not qualified yet."

All the superheroes who were ridiculed and looked down upon were booed one after another.

At this time, an intermittent mechanical and electronic sound came out.

"Qualifications..." I saw a "disabled" robot stumbling towards them.

"What I see is the world protected by armor." Hearing his own voice, Tony's expression changed.

"Ultra!" Dr. Banner exclaimed.

The clown smiled meaningfully as he watched the "mission" robot spout nonsense, his eyes were deep, making it difficult to guess his thoughts.

"Peace in our time." As soon as the robot's voice fell, two robots obviously produced by Stark crashed into the wall on both sides of the wall, attacking the superheroes present.

Because it was a celebration banquet, most of the superheroes put their weapons in a corner, and didn't even bring them.However, with the presence of Max, Thor holding Thor's Hammer, Natasha holding a small pistol, Steve quickly picking up the shield, and Dr. Banner suppressing his urge to transform are all useless .

I saw that with a light wave of the hand where the current converged, Max separated two strong electric ropes, respectively tied the two robots, and extended the current to the drive device, modified the electrical signal, and successfully connected the two robots. The robot is turned off and placed on the ground.

Max's whole body is composed of electricity, and it is easy for him to control any machine that relies on electricity to operate.

"Shhhhhhhhhhhh" Deadpool pursed his lips and whistled, and said lazily, "Tony, it seems that your robot is not very reliable!"

angry!Who is more unreliable than you!A vein popped on Tony's forehead.

"There is only one road to peace."

"The Avengers are destroyed." The robot who didn't know how to read people's faces said to himself.

Thor threw the hammer and smashed the whole Thor's hammer on it, smashing it to pieces.

The smashed robot is inconspicuous, leaving a sentence: "I was bound by a string, but I have been free."

"All the hard work is gone. Ultron cleaned up the place and escaped using the Internet." Dr. Banner looked at the mess in the laboratory and said tiredly.

"If he has infiltrated the network, then it can do whatever it wants." Natasha folded her hands, "It has all the information, all kinds of files, surveillance video."

"It probably knows us better than we do each other."

"It hacked the Internet, so what if it wanted to find something more interesting?" Falcon Sam Wilson asks an important question.

"Nuclear weapon code!" During a nuclear explosion, huge energy is released in less than a second, and the high-temperature and high-pressure gas generated by the explosion expands strongly to the surroundings, making the surrounding air temperature as high as hundreds of thousands of degrees. Some objects were scorched, melted, killed, and even deprived of oxygen in the surroundings. People who did not die would also burn their skin, destroy their eyesight, and burn their respiratory tract.In addition, there are countless major troubles that will arise.

Just when everyone's atmosphere became very serious, "Damn it!"

"F%^&*&^#%$)(*@[email protected]#" Countless English letters starting with S and F are constantly coming out of Deadpool's mouth.

"This beep──, actually changed my Twitter account password! What a beep──beep──beep──" As a loyal fan of Twitter, Deadpool, who has always been laughing and cursing, lowered his head and frantically pressed his phone, full of anger Spewing out one word after another that needs to be silenced.

"Hey! Everyone! I can't log in to my e-mail!" Peter also raised his hand at this time, showing the picture of his phone screen to everyone.

"My Facebook is locked!" Patton also tried to log in to Facebook, but was unsuccessful.

Jamie also took out his phone nervously, "Oh! The video I took is gone." His phone has been in the state of online recording, and when Ultron cut off the Internet, the video naturally disappeared without a trace.

The original serious atmosphere was distorted by these four funny comparisons. Except for Steve, Bucky, who didn't like surfing the Internet, and the clown who had just passed through, everyone took out their phones and checked themselves. Have favorite websites, online functions, etc. been disabled by Ultra.

"My God! My thesis!" Professor Conners wailed. This thesis is to study the effect of his lizard gene plus Deadpool's self-healing factor.It was not easy for him to get blood from Deadpool!He put it on the Internet because he was afraid that he would forget where it was!Looking at it now, his picture is completely blank, everything has been deleted.

And the other protagonist of his thesis, Deadpool, had a look of lovelessness, and fell to the ground, no matter how Bucky kicked him, he couldn't get away.

However, Thor, who was in charge of tracking down the "betrayed" robot army, strode in aggressively, pinched Tony's neck with one hand, lifted him into the air, and said angrily: "Words are no longer enough to describe you, Stark!"

"Hey! Big guy! Put him down!" Jamie glanced, and the damaged mechanical parts on the ground floated up one after another, aiming at Thor threateningly.

And Bucky, Flint, Max, Peter, Deadpool and Professor Connors also made threatening actions.

"Thor, where is the Iron Legion?" Steve interjected, seeing that the situation was not good.

Thor is simple and honest, but he is not a fool. Faced with the upcoming [-]vs[-] scene above level [-], he wisely replied: "The signal has been heard a hundred miles away, and it should be heading north. Moreover, it took Take the scepter." Putting down Tony aside.

"Cough!" Tony let out a muffled cough, and recovered his breath.

"If you hadn't played with something you don't understand, this would never have happened." Thor was very dissatisfied with being threatened by a "mortal" to succeed, suppressed his anger, and gave him a cold nod.

Tony wasn't afraid of him at all, he took a few steps forward and pushed back straight, "Why do you think we don't need Ultron? It's funny."

"Tony, it's inappropriate to say this now." Between the neutral alliance and the scientific confidant, Dr. Banner chose the latter without hesitation.

"When someone grins at you, do you just let it go and accept it?" Tony didn't agree with the persuasion from his confidant at all.

"If I built a killing machine, I would."

"Humph! Hehe!" The clown, who had been sitting by the side listening, couldn't help laughing in a low voice.In the Justice League, does the big bat often quarrel with people like this?He didn't think so, the big bat came out with a plan to decide everything after the other idiots had finished arguing for a round.

The clown found that he began to miss that big bat a little bit.

"It's really a good thing you did!" Steve said, not afraid of threats from Jamie and others.

"Anyone else remember me carrying a nuke through a wormhole?" Tony asked, spreading his hands.

Falcon Sam said with a face of innocence: "It never happened."

Jamie looked at him, but said nothing.In order to conceal that he had ordered (even under compulsion) the use of nuclear bombs to level Manhattan and New York, his father deliberately banned the news that the United States had launched a nuclear bomb in various mainstream media.Without nuclear bombs, naturally there would be no story of Iron Man going through the wormhole.If the people know the facts, there is no need to wait until the next presidential election in half a year. President Franklin can now be taken over by the vice president for all the presidency.

"And then save New York, remember?" Tony felt the grievance in his heart!He swears that everything he does is to protect human beings, even if there is a little accident on the way, but his intentions are absolutely good.

"That time, we almost ended the curtain call." Tony said with lingering fear, "How do you think we can handle it?" He asked everyone.

Steve raised his eyebrows, "Unity." Years of military service and rolling in the battlefield taught him that only by uniting can he succeed.

"We'll lose." Tony said coldly.

"Then we have to fight side by side." Steve still insisted on his ideas and principles.

No matter how well the two get along on weekdays, their values ​​are completely different.

At this moment, a similar yet different seed was deeply buried in the hearts of the two, waiting for the day when it would bloom and germinate.

作者有话要说：感谢幻塔索斯扔了1个地雷投掷时间:2016-04-1923:04:53

By the way, I heard other authors say that each chapter of their article has more than [-] comments, and I am silently envious!I waited for so many days for the last chapter and just got [-] comments, silently begging for comments!How about agreeing that there will be forty comments in the new chapter, and update it immediately the next day?

Will there be Loki in the villain volume?If you want any villains to appear, just leave a message!