[DC+Marvel] why so serious

Coulson said sincerely: "Jamie, I know you are still angry with Nick, and it is true that Nick is too much, but now it is a matter of the safety of the entire planet..." So, please think about the overall situation.

"It's not that I don't want to save the world, but that I don't have the ability. It doesn't have to be a superman who saves the world, but as long as he saves the world, he must be a superman. Then the image of a superman is popular all over the world. However, when the world is peaceful again , Superman will no longer have a contract, no salary, and even eating will become a problem. This the every superman or superhero.” No need to specifically name names, everyone present can understand that Jamie is referring to Peter, the silly boy.

Among the many superheroes, even if Spider-Man Peter Parker is not the poorest one, he is at least the resident member who occupies the top three list of the poorest superheroes for many years, and he is definitely qualified to compete for the top spot.His family was not rich, his parents died, and his uncle and aunt were the only relatives. After Uncle Ben passed away, Aunt Mei lived on social security benefits, about $1230 a month.And I am a student, and occasionally take photos of "myself" for the "Jiajiao Daily" as a work-study program.On weekdays, if you want to invite your girlfriend to eat, go shopping or watch a movie, either you have to pay the AA system, or you have to pay for it by Gwen. The most frequent date places are libraries, parks, seaside and other places where you don't need money.And because being a superhero takes a lot of time, being late for class, failing to hand in homework, and sending his girlfriend off the plane are commonplace. Even if the spider clothes are torn, he has to secretly use needles and threads to mend them.

The young and vigorous Peter blushed and shouted angrily, "Hey! Jamie! Don't just say me! Max, Flint and Wade are not necessarily rich!!"

Jamie shrugged. "At least they're not superheroes." Just superpowers.

"Poor bug." Deadpool took the opportunity to laugh at him.

Peter glared at him with "resentment", but unexpectedly remained silent, because he couldn't think of any reason to refute.

"Jamie, if Loki succeeds in destroying the earth, you will die, I will die, your parents will die, and everyone present will die." Coulson tried to understand the advantages and disadvantages.

"Phil, I didn't say I didn't want to save the world, it's just...I'm very, very, very dissatisfied with your boss's ugly behavior of plotting against me before!" Jamie said with a straight face and gloom.He's grateful that Fury sent him to Daddy's side by mistake, but...

Ever since he was "killed" by Superman and came back through the space-time tunnel, with Jamie's mental strength, he had to feel calmly and attentively for a long time before he could find the faint connection between himself and Daddy, and with the temper of Daddy the Clown, it was absolutely difficult to concentrate It takes time and energy to feel that little connection, plus this little connection is too unstable, even if Jamie wants to make peace with the clown, he can't, I'm afraid the clown Daddy will think he is dead.

Daddy would be "heartbroken" at the thought of "dead".Jamie thought that he might as well not go to Daddy's side, so that he wouldn't be "killed" by Superman, and Daddy wouldn't be "sad".Regarding the culprit of this matter, Fury, Jamie has mixed feelings.

Therefore, there is no doubt that this is Jamie's gorgeous venting of his anger.

Coulson smiled wryly, trying to mitigate the guilt of his boss: "Nick didn't expect such a consequence." It's time to settle the score.

"I don't care," Jamie said domineeringly.

"Then... what do you want?"

"Why don't you let that corned head take off his Captain Hook's blindfold and replace it with the one from Mad-Eyes Moody (Harry Potter)! Then, take a photo and put it on Twitter (Weibo for foreigners), there should be more than [-] million people crazy like it!" Deadpool enthusiastically proposed.

Except for Bucky, everyone present has no idea what Mad-Eye Moody is, even the poorest Peter and the most ignorant Jamie have seen Moody's appearance from posters and videos.

"Maybe this is a good proposal!?" Jamie said, holding his chin, excitedly.

Coulson lit candles and mourned for his boss and friend in his heart.

"Okay. To be honest, you can save the request first." Coulson suggested, betraying his boss and friend without hesitation, "Before I came here, Nick told me that as long as it doesn't endanger the world, He is able to agree to your request even if he endangers the United States, endangers the property and safety of the people.” He sold his own bottom line completely.

"Jamie!" Peter's eyes sparkled, looking at Jamie full of expectation.

"Maybe we can give it a try! But there must be a subsidy! We can't be forced to pay for our equipment and part-time jobs in addition to bloodshed and sweat on the front line! Besides, the bar business here is very prosperous. Yes, troublesome people come to lodge every day, if we are all not here, it would be terrible if we are picked on by others!" Deadpool cited a series of reasons that seemed to be very reasonable and organized to pursue it reasonably... no !It requires a subsidy, and it needs to be large and generous.

"You must know that when I called the editor last time to discuss a new game, the game copyright fee he gave me was very generous! Here we have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, seven superheroes+ The appearance fee of a super villain must have seven figures, otherwise my loyal readers will definitely laugh at me for doing nothing! And the appearance fee of a super villain must be more! Reborn, the prodigal son turns back to do good deeds, but he can make headlines in the world news! Such things that damage our "good" reputation must be charged twice." After finishing, he nodded affirmatively and said with a serious face.

Hearing his long speech, everyone present, even Coulson who was "pursued" couldn't help but nodded along, thinking that Deadpool's words made sense.

With a swish, the watchman team turned their heads and watched Coulson together, depending on his reply.

Under the gaze of one, two, three... seven fiery gazes, a line of sweat could not help sliding down the forehead of Coulson.

Fortunately, because Rocky stole the Rubik's Cube, the United Nations approved a large amount of funds for them, and the appearance fee of this million figures is still available.At this moment, Coulson didn't know whether to thank Loki or sympathize with him.

Under the fiery gaze of everyone, especially Peter and Deadpool, Coulson smiled stiffly and nodded.According to the bottom line that Nick gave him, it seems that the seven-figure appearance fee should be...no problem...no problem?

"Wooooohhhhhhhhhhh──" Peter jumped up excitedly, stretched out his fingers to count, how much should the seven-figure appearance fee be?

Deadpool's expression was also different from before. The two brothers hugged Coulson's shoulders and insisted on "buying" him a glass of wine.

Even Max, Flint, and Connors were all very happy. Max was lucky to be alone, but he looked at Coulson with a softer look; Flint has a (former) wife and daughter, come on This extra money can be used as a writer or to see a doctor and go to school for his daughter; Connors also has his own family, plus he is a scientist, so he can continue to study his biological experiments with this extra money.

Jamie and Bucky don't need money, but Jamie, who is now evolving towards Deadpool and Peter's money fan, still smiles contentedly. Speaking of which, this is the first money earned by himself, not his parents. To, not gold and sponsorship, nor Tony's dividends.And Bucky saw Jamie smiling sweetly, and the corners of his mouth curled up.

"Ahem..." Coulson, who was so kind but "forced" choked on Deadpool's glass of wine, finally recovered his breath, and said anxiously: "It's not too late, let's start now ! The other invited superheroes should have already arrived." Now it is time to find Loki one step earlier, if he did not use the Rubik's Cube to do something, it is unimaginable.

"OK!" Jamie, who received the seven-figure promise from Coulson, was very happy and said in a very easy-to-talk manner.

"...nice to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your achievements in the field of positron collisions are truly unparalleled. I am a huge fan of yours and appreciate that you can turn into a big green dog when you lose your temper. Monster." Before entering the hall, a familiar male voice came out.

"...Thank you." The other party thanked with a little embarrassment.

"Tony, is your mouth always so poisonous?" It can only be said that distance produces beauty. Before he knew Tony Stark himself, how much Peter respected this genius scientist, even when he was in the bubble She also admired her very much along the way, but once she got to know her, it can only be said that Tony cruelly broke his impression in his mind.Even though Peter still admires him, he just can't help bickering with him.

"Xiao Chong, you are here, don't you need to go to school to take pictures to make money? Look at your nannies No. [-], [-], [-], and [-] are all here." Tony deliberately ignored Jamie, Bucky and Max. Jamie needless to say, Bucky and Max didn't have a good temper, and they would really beat him up if they had a temper. Tony, who wasn't wearing the Mark VI, wisely didn't tease them.

Ignoring the bickering between the two of them, Jamie took the other members and found a seat to sit down on their own. Even though Coulson kindly invited them, the problem is that they have injured many people in the S.H.I.E.L.D. The main players, Black Widow and Captain America, have made some petty grudges, so it's better to stay together at this time.

"I specially invited Spider-Man and his friends here. Loki is going to open the portal and send the Chitauri army to Earth to take over the Earth. We need more power to stop him." Wannian Bu Fury, who changed into an old-fashioned black windbreaker + black blindfold, came in from outside the hall.

"Yo! According to me! When are you going to pay the deposit first!" Deadpool touched a computer from nowhere, interrupted his cool appearance, and stood directly in front of Fury without stopping. Press the computer.

"In addition to the seven-digit appearance fee, please remember to add equipment maintenance fees, headcount fees, time usage fees...life accident insurance fees, etc..." Fingers quickly added row after row of long numbers on the computer, and finally Considering that he himself was a little bored, he simply threw the computer back and took out a card reader from his pocket, "You should have paid the deposit first! In case we don't work for a while! We must give us some hope." Yes!" Deadpool is quite familiar with coercion and temptation.

Fury's dark face, which was already dark enough, turned half black again imperceptibly, and he gave Coulson a sneaky look.When Coulson brought Jamie and others back, he had already told him the seven-figure appearance fee that he agreed to Jamie and others.It would be fine if these seven digits were directly bought under the name of S.H.I.E.L.D., but it's just an appearance fee.Now listening to Deadpool's tone, you have to increase the price, or you won't work!This makes it hard to cheat... No!How embarrassing is Fury who has applied for a large amount of funding!

But at this time, he was already on the point of departure, and there was no possibility of retreating.say no?Is this a matter of offending people, or offending seven superheroes and super villains at once, and with the malice in Jamie's eyes, he will definitely take people off the ship immediately!Say delay?I'm afraid that this notorious Deadpool, who is famous for recognizing money but not people, will cut off his dog's head now, and take it to exchange money for those organizations that are not at odds with S.H.I.E.L.D.

Trying to suppress the twitching corners of his mouth, Fury turned his head and gave an order to Hill: "Send a sum of money to..." The ending sound was prolonged, and his eyes were on Jamie, Deadpool, Peter, Max, Flint, Connors, and... a masked Bucky hovering over him.

"Please call xxxxxxxxxxxx." Deadpool reported a series of numbers that he had memorized by heart without blinking an eye.This bank account is a joint account that Jamie asked Tony to apply for them for the Watchmen team. All the extra money earned from the Watchmen Bar or the collective will be deposited into this bank account and then distributed uniformly.

Fury, who didn't know this, couldn't help feeling a little discouraged when he saw that Jamie and the others didn't respond.He didn't expect that this large amount of money would cause Jamie and others to fight among themselves, but he also thought that it would cause them to have disputes, but now it seems that it has no effect.

It's not that Fury has a vicious mind and must break up the watchman team, but the composition of the watchman team is too complicated.A good neighbor of New Yorkers──Spiderman, an outstanding biological scientist who almost changed the race of New Yorkers──Professor Lizard, a robber and murderer who loves his daughter──Sandman, a dangerous and violent electrical engineer──Electric Man, both good and evil The mercenaries who work for money ─ ─ Deadpool, the murderer who is considered to be the murderer of more than [-] single assassinations ─ ─ Winter Soldier, the person chosen by God with the support of hundreds of millions of Jewish believers ─ ─ Black Messiah.

In it, there are always more bad guys than good guys, so how can Fury feel at ease?

作者有话要说：十常感谢路西法扔了1个手榴弹投掷时间:2016-03-2600:14:01

Sure enough, Lucifer is the unchanging true love of this article~~

Let me explain here, with the violent temper of the clown, under the fact that he "saw" Jamie being "killed" by the red light of Superman, plus he couldn't feel the connection with Jamie for a while, he would definitely think that Jamie was dead .And Superman who kills one of his sons is not going to have a good time.

Fury is more like a politician than a superhero or other people. He has to measure the good and the bad in everything he does, and he will not only do things for his own emotions, but a person who wants to maximize his interests.