[DC+Marvel] why so serious

The smoke dissipated.

drop!Tick!Tick!

The bright red liquid slid across the back of Superman's hand, and fell down in obedience to the gravity of the earth, bursting into incomparably coquettish blood flowers.

Superman was injured and also "angry". I saw his eyes bursting into the sky, and he shot at Jamie.

"Oh! Baby, you've pissed off Superman!" The clown said, blaming Jamie's hand to avoid the red light.

"Daddy!" Jamie puffed up his face and called softly.

It's just that they can move, and the red light is all able to move.

"Chirp!" The high-temperature rays melted the bazooka barrel that Jamie had never put down. The scorching heat made Jamie let go of his hand, and the whole bazooka barrel fell to the ground and melted into a ball of molten iron.

"Superman please stop!" Rick's voice came from the door.

It would be false to say that Amanda and Rick and other government officials did not know what the Joker was doing, but Amanda had other plans.As an ambitious and capable strong woman, she has long wanted to eliminate the influence of superheroes on the Federation, and the Joker's behavior this time will not only help her weaken Superman's momentum, but also test the relationship between Superman and the Justice League. Bottom line and attitude.

"Who are you?" Superman looked at Rick in full gear and frowned slightly.

"I'm Rick Flag, and I'm the captain of the No.13 team of the federal defense department." Rick first introduced himself friendly, and then said: "Superman, I don't mean to offend, but the clown has changed and joined our team. I hope you can Let him go."

The name Suicide Commando can only appear in confidential government documents and secretly circulated news. The federal government will not allow ordinary people to know that there is a group of super criminals under the federation. It will cause the government to suffer a crisis of confidence and shake their rule.In Amanda's mind, the Suicide Commandos are waste utilization, and if something goes wrong, they will be blamed, which is simply a top-notch shield.

And thirteen is a special and unlucky number.In daily life, between the 12th and 14th rows of the great hall is usually a passage, and there are not even 13 seats on the plane, and there are no 13 floors, elevators, etc.Some people say that it is because in Norse mythology, the No.13 god at a banquet—the evil god Loki came uninvited, causing a big storm "Twilight of the Gods"; others say that it is because it is believed that Jesus died in black Friday ─ ─ coincides with the 13th of Friday, and Abel and Cain also broke up on the 13th; some people say that it is because there are 13 steps to go on the gallows, and the executioner's noose has 13 turns.

But in any case, Rick only thinks that the thirteen refers to the thirteen who were killed by the King of France on October 1307, 10 when the Knights Templar was ordered to kill. "Flying birds are gone, good bows are hiding. Cunning rabbits are dead, running dogs are cooking." Although Rick didn't know that someone in the far east had summed up this theory thousands of years ago, it didn't prevent him from having the same idea.

This time, Superman's brows were completely furrowed.After a while, he said: "I hope you can take good care of him in the future and don't let him do anything wrong."

Jamie blinked twice, and under the lock of his mental power, he saw Superman flying away at an extremely fast speed, and then flew back very quickly. If he hadn't seen a lot of bombs in his hand suddenly, Jamie wouldn't have Make sure you don't "see" wrong.

The clown pinched his chin, and said to himself inexplicably: "Oh, not only do you look familiar, but the thing in your hand also looks familiar...it looks like I just bought it. Those bombs that came back...but...how did you get them?"

"I'm super fast, and your detonator emits a passive radio burst, and I can see it. All I have to do is scan the city for a transmitter that picks up the same frequency, and disassemble it. It’s all right if you just get them.” Superman explained the clown’s confusion with a relaxed expression.

"Really?" the clown parroted, "I'm super fast... Oh! Damn it! It's not fun at all! You're so boring, at least that big bat can tell jokes. Yes! He can tell jokes ! Can you believe it? Batman can tell jokes! Hahahahahahahahahaha!" He was furious at first, but then he laughed wildly.

Suddenly, he got up formally and said: "Silly big man, you are so annoying. You made me change my mind."

The next moment, the clown ordered in a stern tone, "Baby, kill him!" This is the clown who is uncertain, and you will never think of his next move.

Jamie was stunned for a moment, and quickly grabbed a handful of black marbles from his waist and threw them on Superman.

"Boom!" Mouth making an explosion sound in the mouth.

In other words, after the ratio of Jamie's marble bombs that gave Fury a headache has been adjusted by the clown himself and some new materials are added, the power has been greatly improved, and each one can blow up at least one car.

However, Superman is one of the fastest people in the world.I saw his eyes glowing red again, shooting at the black marbles that had at least a dozen of them.The ultra-high-temperature rays converted from solar energy are enough to melt the black marbles before they explode.

Although Harley didn't know why the clown suddenly turned against Superman to die, but she never discounted the clown's orders in the slightest.

"Ah! Big man, let's play together!" With a scolding, Harley rolled forward a few times and gave Superman a kick with his legs in the air.She knew that with superhuman defense and speed, bullets could basically be ignored.

The clown is not a person who just talks and doesn't do anything. He flipped his sleeves, and suddenly a sharp knife popped out, and he was about to stab Superman hard.

Superman raised his arms and successfully blocked Harry's legs kicking.Then, he raised his knee and knocked the knife in the clown's hand, and punched him in the stomach with all his strength, causing his whole body to turn over in a funny way, swaying his back to the enemy's footsteps. The look of being dizzy.

Superman knows that in this small group of three, the Joker is definitely in charge.The longer it goes on, the more Rick's prison will start to move, and he will have to drag the Joker back into the cell.Superman had already made up his mind, so he was naturally merciless in his hands. He directly pressed the clown's shoulder and pulled him back in his direction, as if he was going to punch him again.

But the moment the clown was pulled over, he burst out into a hahahaha maniacal laughter, inexplicably, a small sprayer appeared in his hand, and sprayed directly on Superman's face.

A cloud of green gas rushed into Superman's eyes and nasal cavity.

"Aha!" Superman had to let go of the Joker and covered his eyes.

The biggest advantage of the clown is all kinds of unexpected means. He hides all kinds of weird props all over his body, and if he is not careful, he may fall into his way.And the patron saint of the Metropolis, Superman, obviously doesn't know much about the clown's fighting style, and this time the clown didn't use the little pepper sprayer he used to deal with Shark King last time, but a better one--kryptonite Powder version of the laughing gas injector.

As the name suggests, the kryptonite powder version of the laughing gas injector is an injector made of Superman's biggest weakness - powder ground from kryptonite - mixed with the clown's exclusive self-made laughing gas.When you come to the metropolis to play, how can the clown not remember that he always brings something about kryptonite to entertain his "new friends"?

Accidentally, Superman inhaled a thick breath of laughing gas at close range.

"Haha...um...huh..." Superman frowned, trying to suppress the urge to laugh with his strong willpower.

When Superman was unable to stand still and contended with the laughing gas in his body, he inherited the clown principle──"Harry and Jamie, who are dying of your illness, look at each other, and Harley, who cooperates tacitly, rushes forward and hits the baseball The stick swings to the back of Superman's head, and Jamie just tries to form the psychic force into an invisible rope that binds Superman so he can't get out of the way.

In the chaos, Superman was beaten several times by the Joker and Harley.Seeing Superman's distressed appearance, the Joker and Harry laughed happily, but Jamie stopped his next step with a confused face.

"Keng!" There was a slight piercing sound from behind the clown and the others, and a bat dart filled with sharp light pointed directly at the clown's throat.

Jamie, who has been using mental power to control the overall situation, used mental power to block the clown without thinking.

"Oh!" The clown squatted down and picked up the bat dart that fell on the ground, "It's really a kind of bat dart! Big bat, this is not like your style! It doesn't make a sound, and doesn't follow An old friend makes a move..."

As the clown spoke, he turned to the direction of "Batman" who was firing a batarang.

"...Huh." The clown paused, and continued to finish the unspoken word.

"Baby, look who this is? My God! I didn't see the big bat today but I met little Robin? Or is it called the little bat? Oh! Don't worry about these meaningless things. Why is your bat father willing to let you go today? Are you coming out of Metropolis? Could it be that the big bat is here today too?" As he spoke, the clown looked around and looked forward to the sudden appearance of his old friend and playmate Batman.

"Little Robin Bat" pursed his lips in displeasure, and drew his sword from his waist.

The attitude of the clown is like talking to a naughty cat or dog, "Little Robin, I like your eyes, but you are trying to kill me? Does the big bat allow you to do this?"

"I'm different from him. My education is to destroy your enemies." Damian Wayne said coldly with a tender face.

In other words, the reason why Damian appeared here was all because his biological father Batman threw him into an ordinary school shortly after picking him up, and the school organized a metropolitan exchange group at the end of the semester , his homeroom teacher specially called the richest man in Gotham City──Mr. Bruce Batman Wayne. Regarding this visit to the metropolis, he believes that Mr. Damian, who has no friends, Mr. Wayne, who is out of gregarious and has no friends, will be able to integrate into the class. The group helped a lot, and the two sides had friendly talks.And Batman also believes that this trip to the metropolis can make his son restless and restless all day long, and with the existence of Superman, he doesn't need to worry about the safety of the child.So, regardless of Damian's ideas, Batman signed up for him to participate in this metropolis exchange group.

"I have studied your information, a lunatic who does all kinds of evil, is unscrupulous, and does everything he wants." With a sword flower in his hand, "To deal with people like you, I will not learn from Batman and play endless hunting games with you. Destroy You──is an easier one-and-done solution." Damian smiled coldly with his mouth raised.He had seen the video that the clown sent to the TV station, and he couldn't stand the clown's arrogance.

Now, Jamie couldn't stand it anymore.

He walked up to the clown and stared back at Damian coldly.

"You are so annoying, why can Uncle Batman put up with you for so long?" What Jamie hates the most is people scolding his dearest clown Daddy.

"I know you. The clown's son──Jamie. But, are you really his biological son? It looks like the green hair (wearing a cuckold) he dyed for you." Damian said viciously.He had already learned of Jamie's existence from Batman's mouth. What made him somewhat curious was that no matter whether he hacked into the Federal Census Bureau, Gotham Civil Affairs Bureau, etc., he could not find out Jamie's past records. As if it appeared out of nowhere.But whether it was based on the footage in the Batcave, or the large and small closed-circuit televisions in Gotham City, he couldn't see anything worthy of fear in this clown son.

Immediately, not only Jamie, but even Harry's face turned black.Only the clown was still smiling and maintaining his usual smile.

However, the clown took Jamie, put his hands on Jamie's shoulders, looked at the fledgling arrogant kid in front of him, put his bright red mouth close to Jamie's ear, "Kill him."

Then, with a light push, Jamie was pushed closer to Damian, raising his hand to stop Harry from wanting to help.

The clown pinched his chin with great interest, he was very interested to know which one was more powerful, his son or Batman's "son".The one who loses will die!The clown narrowed his eyes with a smile, let's make a happy decision like this!

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