[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"Boom——" Suddenly, there was a loud noise from the lower level of S.H.I.E.L.D.

A huge fluorescent screen hanging on the underground hall crashed down, and the glass shattered all over the place.

"What happened?" "Enemy attack!" "Notify the director immediately!" "Immediately order the first and second teams to go underground! The third and fourth teams go to the third underground floor for protection!" "All researchers and logistics go to the third underground floor Stay away!"

S.H.I.E.L.D. is worthy of being a secret service agency. Although there was a little panic at the beginning, a series of orderly orders were issued to various departments soon.

"It's the Sandman!" At this moment, a high-pitched voice shouted from the crowd.

As a member of SHIELD who is supernatural and responsible for monitoring all mutants and superpowers in the world with superhuman abilities, they quickly recognized the sand giants as high as seven or eight floors outside the window as sandmen.

"Bring the fire hose!" The wary agent quickly realizes that the Sandman's only weakness is water.No matter how powerful Flint is, he can blow up a car and a few people with one punch, and bullets and rockets can't hurt him. .

"Damn it! Why is this sandman crazy for no reason, and he came to attack us!" This is what most of the agents think.

If only the Sandman hit S.H.I.E.L.D., maybe the agents could really use the fire hose to temporarily repel or even disperse the Sandman.

"Hey! Dude, where have you been?" Pulling a piece of tough white spider silk, Spider-Man swung over to greet them from afar.

Just when most of the agents who did not specialize in Jamie thought that their reinforcements had arrived, with various surprises and joys on their faces, reality gave them a cruel blow.

I saw strips of spider silk spraying out from Spider-Man's wrist, sticking the agents who had just got the fire hose and rushed back to the ground, or hanging in the air.

Peter was angry.According to the news brought back by his good friend Deadpool, Jamie is trapped in this building every day to draw blood and hair for experiments.Immediately, the brain of Peter, who was active in thinking, appeared in the movie where the perverted scientist cut people apart for research. Experimental subject No. 001 boy was pale, life would be better than death, and the pitiful appearance of calling the heavens and the earth unheard.Undoubtedly, Peter, who has an open mind, has replaced Jamie in the identity of the tragic experimental boy.

Thinking of how weak and painful Jamie was waiting for them to rescue, the chattering Spider-Man couldn't help but feel indignant, and even lost a few words. All hung up.

Although the agents don’t understand why Spider-Man, who is a messenger of justice and has stopped Sandman’s crimes several times, will help the Sandman and prevent them from picking up the fire hose, but they all understand that Spider-Man seems to be an enemy and not a friend at present. Shoot and attack Spider-Man, and the second team sprays the sand man with boiling water from the fire hose!" Rumlow, who had just rushed to the ground, took over the command temporarily as the highest-ranked person on the scene.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. Quick Response Special Forces immediately divided into two teams and attacked the Sandman and Spider-Man respectively according to Rumlow's instructions. They were confident that with their well-trained training, strong firepower and rich experience in dealing with superpowers, Enough to beat Sandman and Spiderman.

However, Rumlow, who knows a lot of secrets and even participated in it himself, is not so optimistic.

Sure enough, "Zi Zi Zi!" The electric snakes with teeth and claws rushed towards the gun-wielding agents in front of the Sandman, scorching the black charcoal all over the ground.

The electro-optical man floated in mid-air, waving his hands continuously, and electric snakes struck the agents one after another.

Not to mention, the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. were shocked to find that Spider-Man, who was theoretically the easiest to solve, suddenly had an extra helper.

Not only does this helper look similar to Spider-Man, but he also wears a hood and a tights, and his mouth is even more broken.

Facing an agent with a ferocious expression who was holding a submachine gun and shooting at him, the assistant's reaction was...

Leaping behind him, "Please make sure you're nice to me so I can be nice to others."

Then he cut open his head mercilessly.

To another agent who wanted to avenge the same incident, the assistant commented: "You look like Freddy Krueger and the topographic map of Utah. He is a classic character on Elm Street, famous for his potholed face, and Utah is also famous for his potholed face.)” In fact, the “potted face” agent may just have a lot of pimples and pimples on his face due to recent stress.

The helper's figure flashed, and several bullets that were intended to shoot him passed through the place where he was just now, and shot into the heart, abdomen, and arm of the "pocked face" agent.

When the "Pocket Face" agent died, his eyes were still wide open, as if he didn't understand why the man in the red and black tights could suddenly get out of the way.

The agents all discovered that the assistant has the ability to teleport, so in order to avoid hurting their own people, they separated out a few people, put down the guns and weapons in their hands, and took out military stabs to surround the assistant and attack alone.

For this, the helper is just...

"Max! Flint! Bug! Lizard! My next move is very handsome, you look at it!!!" Deadpool shouted excitedly, but unfortunately, except for his good friend Spider-Man, who gave him a face-saving look, The others didn't even look at this funny guy out of the corner of their eyes.

"Wait a minute!! You may not know why I'm wearing a red Shamat, so that the bad guys can't see that I'm bleeding. This little brother here understands right, he's wearing shit yellow pants!" Deadpool pointed An ordinary agent applauded loudly and earnestly.

The next moment, Professor Lizard violently charged at the agent in the shit-yellow pants, and at the end he slapped him hard with his tail.

"Oh! Lizard, you're really going to pull out his shit now." Deadpool sighed.

"Wade, stop talking so much nonsense." Bucky, who was dressed in a black mobile arsenal, said lightly.While speaking, he shot down several agents.

"Hurry up! Get rid of the agents on this floor as soon as possible, and then go to the top floor." He turned his head and shouted at the others.

"Boom—" There was a loud noise, but it was the result of the sand man sweeping across the floor with his big hands, and it was also his response to Bucky's words.

The Electro-Optical Man kept silent, but suddenly burst into an electric snake that was about to move all over his body. The electric snake quickly spread to all the corners of the ground that could be powered. After a while, the underground floor was covered with dangerous and deadly electric current.

Many agents were electrocuted because they couldn't dodge. If they were lucky, they just fainted.

Rumlow took the lucky and surviving Hydra members and hid in the stairwell aside, planning to hide directly on the third floor underground.Anyway, the Hydra members on the upper floors have already taken refuge in the third underground floor, and the only ones left are only SHIELD personnel, and they don't need to desperately save people.

Finally, after "cleaning up" the ground floor, Bucky turned a blind eye to the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who were stumbling around, "It's time to go upstairs." His goal was always Jamie, and the others were just some for S.H.I.E.L.D. It's just a lesson.

The sand man stretched out his huge palm, supported Bucky, and then turned himself into a sandstorm, soared into the air, and rolled away to the top floor.

Electron, Spider-Man, Professor Lizard, and Deadpool also followed them to the top floor with their own abilities.

The electric man transforms into an electric current and merges into the heaven and the earth, Spider-Man continuously shoots spider silk and swings around the outside of SHIELD, and Professor Lizard climbs the outer wall of SHIELD.And Deadpool is the simplest, with a flash of his figure, he reaches the top floor much faster than the Sandman who set off first.

Hearing the loud bangs of "Boom—" twice in succession outside, Fury's complexion became particularly ugly.

He was shot several times by a lunatic, even if he almost died, some people dared to make trouble in his own base camp, but in front of Professor X and the lunatic, Fury really had the will to eat people.

"You look like the offspring of an avocado and an older avocado." Deadpool who didn't know when he appeared in the room saw Fury's dark face for the first time. Feel free to express your feelings.

"Nie Zi" stared at him stubbornly.

"Ha! Ha! Haha!" The clown laughed heartily.

Deadpool looked at "Jamie" in surprise, "Little Jamie, I haven't seen you for a while, but you've gotten better, and finally appreciate my sense of humor!"

"Deadpool!" Beast Hank took a step forward, firmly guarding Professor X behind him.

Since Deadpool thinks he has the ability to regenerate, he should be considered a mutant.However, the X-Men didn't accept him because he was only an acquired trait.Therefore, Deadpool often makes trouble with excuses, as if when they want a gifted little mutant to go back to Xavier School for Gifted Boys, Deadpool will come out and either talk nonsense in front of the parents, or just take the little mutant away, so that They go out of their way to give the X-Men a headache.

When Hank the Beast came out with Professor X, Qin, Wolverine and others urged him to protect Professor X well. He shouldered the heavy responsibility of protecting Professor X, and he couldn't let Deadpool, a funny comparison, hurt the professor.

Funny? Deadpool looked at him cutely. Due to the healing factor, Deadpool's cognitive ability was blocked, and his memory would disappear from time to time. Obviously, he couldn't recognize the person in front of him whom he had chased after a few months ago. Who is the brother who has been beheaded for a while.Deadpool dodged again, dodging behind Beast Hank, looking at Professor X who was closely guarded by him.

When he opened his mouth and was about to say something, "bang bang!" A thick sandstorm smashed through the glass windows and rushed into the room.Suddenly, the room was full of dust billowing.

Deadpool immediately closed his eyes and mouth, so as not to let the sand on some sandmen enter his eyes and mouth.

Beast Hank turned around and bent down suddenly, hiding Professor X under his body, blocking countless sand with his body.

And Ferry and Coulson were sad. They had neither hoods, tights, nor protection, so they had to imitate Deadpool and close their eyes and mouths, trying to hide themselves behind the sofa.

And the clown is the most cunning, blinking his smiling and purely dark eyes, he took a step back, and closed the door with a bang, using the door to separate himself from the chaotic environment in the room.

Soon, the sand subsides, and two figures appear—Bucky and Flint.Followed by Max who turned himself into a heaven and earth current.

And Spiderman who was swinging outside and Professor Lizard who climbed the wall also followed.

The clown who heard the movement inside stopped calmly opened the door.

Fury and Coulson inside had no hoods and tights, and no one was protecting them. The originally clean and neat suits were covered with yellow sand. The two looked depressed, as if they were severely beaten Rub it.

"Shhhhhhh──" The clown pursed his lips and whistled briskly.

"Jay..." Before Peter could finish his happy words, the elevator outside the door suddenly sounded.

"Ding dong! The top floor has arrived."

The elevator door opened, and a robust blond young man in a brown leather jacket and a plaid shirt came out.

"Sorry, I'm in the wrong place?" he asked sincerely with his blue eyes.

Through the shared perspective, Jamie can also clearly see the emergence of a strong blond youth.Jamie, who suddenly became active, immediately took over the control of his body, and the paint on his face disappeared without a trace at the same time.

Two pairs of the same blue and pure eyes collided with each other with a short distance between them.

The author has something to say: I wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day~1314~~(My heart: single dog CryingT.T) BY swiped for several hours and finally succeeded in posting the article, and was despised by Jinjiang Daconsciousness and listened silently.

Thank you so much for the grenade thrown by Lucifer! ! !

Continue to thank Qingdie Fluctlight for throwing [-] mines! !

Finally, thanks to Yanmao for throwing a landmine!

I forgot to write the last chapter, and I will never write about the confrontation between the spiritual powers in the future!That small piece of code took several hours!Think about it and don't want it!

Finally wrote that the US team has appeared! (Scattered flowers~)