[DC+Marvel] why so serious

"He's always been like this?" Fury crossed his arms and looked through the reflective glass at Jamie, who obediently allowed Bai Dahang, who was wearing a special helmet, to take blood samples from his body, and asked with an unpredictable expression.

"Yes." Hill was also puzzled by this.

Fury pondered for a while, maybe he was old and had a generation gap with young people, so he didn't quite understand what Jamie was thinking at the moment.Glancing at Hill, Fury lamented that his most powerful right-hand man——Coulson was not there, so it was impossible to find someone to deduce with him.At this time, Coulson should still be arranging identity documents, houses, furniture, etc. for Captain America. He was very busy and very happy and satisfied. After all, he was his idol since he was a child.

It was Fury who arranged for him to go on purpose. If Coulson hadn't turned to the background in recent years and no longer went to the front line, Fury would have given him a lurk in Russia for fear of arousing his suspicion. Can't get back to the mission.

Jamie, who had been obediently letting the unsightly white hanging on his body to draw blood, changed his expression, and glanced slightly to the side, as if he could see through the reflective glass that theoretically could not see the outside, staring deeply at the Fury's bottomless face.

I saw Jamie grinning, with the strong malice and banter unique to the clown.

For a moment, from a pure little angel to a depraved little devil.

The game isn't over yet.There was a lot of playfulness in Jamie's eyes, clearly telling Fury the message.

Having lived for decades and experienced World War II, Fury, who is older than Captain America, will not back down.He took a step forward, leaned close to the glass window, and looked down at Jamie condescendingly, as if to tell him: No matter what, you will still be the loser in this round.

The war has officially begun!

That's right, it's war!Jamie thinks so.

However, Fury was not afraid of Jamie, because in the offensive and defensive game just now, he discovered a small, inconspicuous weakness that belonged to Jamie, or it should be said that it could be exploited.

At the same time, the corners of their mouths were raised, and they smiled coldly.

"Nick! Nick!!" A rush of footsteps sounded from the corridor.

Fury frowned subconsciously, and gave Hill a reproachful look.

He clearly ordered Coulson not to receive the news.

Hill said that she did not accept the accusation, and she had warned all agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. not to let Coulson receive the news that Jamie had been captured.

Running all the way back, as soon as the sweaty Coulson stopped, Bai Dahang just happened to come out of the room with a syringe, a bottle of blood and a few balls of blood-stained cotton.

For the first time in his life, Coulson gave Fury an audacious, complaining look before rushing into the room to comfort his poor, harmless little bastard.

It's really a natural cycle, it's not that there is no report, it's just that the time has not yet come.Fury coughed in embarrassment, and when he was about to say something, the gloating eyes of Hill next to him reminded him that it was useless to say anything!People who should see, also see.

Hill, who had just been stared at and then took revenge in a blink of an eye, still raised a thumbs up in his heart, giving a good word to Coulson who inadvertently avenged her.

Fury threatened unhappily: "Our S.H.I.E.L.D. has recently planned to open a sub-base in Africa, and needs an experienced host..." The implication is obvious.

Hill is confident, and behind her is the US government.Her backer would never let Fury send her to open up wasteland.But I accept it when I see it, and I have to save some face for my boss. The "understanding" Hill turned and left the scene of the incident, ready to deal with the hands left by other superheroes.

After dealing with Fury on Hill's side, I finally have time to observe the situation on the other side.

"Jamie, how are you?" Coulson asked worriedly, sitting close to the bed.

"Good afternoon, Phil." Jamie, who changed his face in a second and returned to the little angel mode, also exposed his true nature in less than a second, "Phil, even if you miss me, why don't you call me back?" Is it enough? Do you need to invite me back so grandly? How embarrassing!" I don't know if it's really close to ink, but Jamie seems to have picked up the habit of talking cheaply besides looking at Qian.

Coulson was heartbroken.He knew that the little bastard in front of him had absolutely not suffered any psychological trauma, and even his body... except for a fresh pinhole on his arm, there was not even a single broken skin wound.Then why did he rush through more than a dozen red lights and rush back at the risk of almost causing a traffic accident!

When Coulson just called back to contact his subordinates, he found that several quick-response special forces could not be reached.This is not normal at all, because the contacts he contacts are all members of different squads.There haven't been any missions that require all the quick-reaction special forces to be dispatched recently... so Coulson felt a little weird.On Lenovo, the scientific research department of SHIELD has been working day and night to develop a helmet that can isolate mental power, so he knew something was wrong.

He called an insider of S.H.I.E.L.D. who applied to be transferred to the CIA to enjoy normal police life. After a round of coercion (not signing the transfer order) and temptation (he can be transferred to the personnel department, low-risk commute to and from work on time), The insider who had a good relationship with him finally opened his mouth and told him the news that Fury took the brigade away to capture the Messiah.

In fact, the idea of ​​capturing Jamie was not Fury's original intention.

Fury just wanted to rely on Coulson's line to pull Jamie and his little friends into his Avengers plan at a critical moment.

Inside S.H.I.E.L.D., there have always been some disobedient, or radical-minded guys, and Fury doesn't like to touch them for no reason.Just for a while, they reported Jamie's situation to the World Security Council, and threatened that Jamie was a very dangerous existence. Even his good friend and former director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Alexander Pierce, was persuaded by them. support them.Therefore, the World Security Council passed this inexplicable order to compulsorily capture Jamie back and hand him over to General William Stryker for guard.

Although Fury also knew that there were some problems with the matter this time, due to the orders of the World Security Council, he had no choice but to follow the orders above.But he was not stupid, he took advantage of some loopholes in the order and Jamie's special status to forcefully keep Jamie temporarily in S.H.I.E.L.D.—his territory.God knows what happens to the mutants watched and watched by General Stryker, or they are cremated—they are still the same, and Jamie is handed over to him. Will it be possible to make Jamie into a human form by then? Two said.Fury just ordered someone to draw blood from Jamie's body for General Stryker to study and leave him in his place.

Regarding the old boss' explanation, Coulson still chooses to believe it. He himself can see that the internal atmosphere of S.H.I.E.L.D. is not too harmonious recently.

Regarding this, Jamie nodded to Coulson on the surface, but just sneered in his heart.Even though there seems to be a very reasonable reason for this, Jamie has a good reason to prove that this annoying one-eyed nigger must have the idea of ​​​​taking the opportunity to punish him.

"Jamie, pay attention!" Coulson said, looking at Jamie bitterly, like a stern teacher catching a sneaky student.

Jamie had no choice but to continue listening to Coulson's report of Fury's "plan" obediently.

He really doesn't like planning.

Peter swallowed his saliva, turned his head with an IQ of 150, and came to this conclusion, "So...someone deliberately sent a fake letter to Money Wade after the homeboy Max left, and transferred him Go to that bitter place in Russia, and the thing about Professor Connors is that someone specially set up a game to distract me and Flint, and finally trapped you and Jamie in the house..." Otherwise, it is difficult to explain why Within a day, four of the six of them will go out at the same time.It should be known that he went out to fight for justice from time to time in the past few days, Wade stayed in the house without a single order and bickered with Flint, Max only cared about his power grid diagrams, Jamie and Bucky did not take a single step. Never stepped out of the big house.

"Jamie said it was S.H.I.E.L.D.," Bucky said in a low voice with his face covered and unable to see his expression clearly.

"Wow! Dude, you guys have caused a lot of trouble this time." Deadpool held his dual knives, and said with a high hang, that it had nothing to do with him.

"Shut up! Don't force me to burn you!" Max, who had just absorbed a lot of electricity in his body, shouted in a harsh tone, with anger and violence all over his body.

Deadpool isn't exactly a good-natured guy, not to mention he got pissed off by that fake list, "Yo! Does the shiny guy want to fight? Come on! Let Deadpool daddy teach you how to fight skills!"

"Wade, pay attention to your attitude! We are a team." Flint couldn't bear Max's provocation like Deadpool.

Before Deadpool could reply, someone had already settled the matter.

"Okay! The most important thing now is to get Jamie back." Jamie is not there, and Bucky is out of his foolish state, with a sergeant air that he does not remember the blood and fire he has experienced.

Bucky said directly: "Wade, tell me that you know all the information about that S.H.I.E.L.D."

Peter, standing next to Deadpool, kicked Deadpool hard, and Deadpool was in pain, "Hey! Bug, don't kick me! Can't you just talk!? I know, I know!"

"SHIELD first appeared in "Strange Stories #135", and I am not the same cartoonist. It is a secret service department of the International Security Council dedicated to dealing with various strange events, and the characters worthy of attention are the director. Nick Fury, Black Widow Natasha Romanoff, and Hawkeye Button. The Avengers have not yet been established, and other plots have not yet started. Captain America, Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk have not arrived, so we Don't be afraid of them at all. Moreover, it is heavily infiltrated by Hydra. Does Hydra know what it is? It is a huge global terrorist organization with the goal of seizing world domination. The slogan is to cut off a head , grow two out of the same place, and never die. Dude, you should be familiar with them!" Deadpool seemed to be serious and serious, but to be honest, his bodysuit covered his entire head, Bucky Apart from listening to his tone of voice, other people really couldn't tell his emotions.

Bucky and the others are used to deleting all the unintelligible sentences in Deadpool's speech.And the lizard professor Connors who stood by had a feeling of ignorance. He was successfully turned back into a human body by the antidote developed by Peter, and it was unacceptable to witness the damage he caused.After escaping, he followed his proud disciple Peter back.

Bucky, Flint, and Max unanimously welcome, so their fighting strength has increased.

"Where is their headquarters?"

"This..." Deadpool rolled his eyes, and suddenly he was talking to someone, "Hi! Rob (remember him? Deadpool's creator) where is the address of S.H.I.E.L.D.?"

He listened carefully, as if someone was really answering.

Turning his head, Deadpool said confidently to Bucky: "I know where it is! I can take you there, but I can't tell you the address, or there will be young readers who secretly go to that address to find it. It’s bad for superheroes. Forewarning, I won’t make a move.” What if the narrow-minded one-eyed nigger remembers it and catches pigtails after the formation of the Avengers!

For Fury, Jamie and Deadpool both agree that he is a suspicious and narrow-minded one-eyed nigger.

"Wade!" Peter kicked him hard again.

When Deadpool just wanted to retreat, he found that his good friend Peter had wrapped his feet firmly on the ground with spider silk when he was not paying attention, and could not move.So, I had no choice but to take this kick.

"Okay, okay!" Facing the unanimous glaring stares of everyone, even Deadpool had to raise his hands in surrender.

He compromised and said: "I will join the war!" Think of it as the $80 million that year for the Overwatch Bar!

Peter was taken aback when he saw him change his words so quickly and agreed, but he quickly reacted and smiled apologetically at Bucky and Flint.

have a look!Wade, although a little out of tune, is still very reliable at critical times.

Flint and Connors looked at the back of the whistling Deadpool strangely, Peter bowed his head weakly.

At this time, Deadpool, whose head was covered by a battle suit, still seemed out of tune and confused, but his pace and whistle were a little more urgent than usual.

Bucky looked at Deadpool's clenched hands meaningfully, and then listened to the voice in the air.

Out of tune?Maybe!

The author has something to say: First of all, I would like to thank Ye Wufeng Tonghai and Hu Zuo Feiwei Tonghai for throwing a landmine to Momo~~

Secondly, I would also like to thank White Crow for throwing [-] mines to Mo Mo~~(≧▽≦)

It turned out that not only one author couldn't get in, but Jinjiang went crazy, and all the authors and readers in Hong Kong, Macau and other places couldn't get in Jinjiang.In other words, I couldn't even go to Jinjiang yesterday morning. Fortunately, I was alert and took advantage of that little opportunity the night before to quickly set up and update.

Can everyone guess what Coulson and Jamie relayed about Fury's plan?